George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ACE of CLUBS]

"Strange man, this Jorch.  Speaks with forked tongue."

'The Long Wanger and Tortoise' .......
Tortoise:  "Him bad dude kemo-therapy"
Long Wanger:  "Why don't you just STFU Tortoise?  I'm the 'star' here, or maybe you haven't noticed."

[Morgus]

"Strange man, this Jorch.  Speaks with forked tongue."

Who was that dumb-looking man, Kimosabe?
That was the Lone Noory...

[General Johnson Jameson]

She seemed to be annoyed by him for years, but since a couple of years ago when he pulled that April Fool's Day stunt of firing her on the air, you can hear the contempt and hatred in her voice.  And I don't blame her.

Wait. What! Noory actually did that?

[ItsOver]

Wait. What! Noory actually did that?

Yep, another one of The Nooron's childish stunts.  The dastardly details are discussed on this thread many pages back.  Along with Jorch "attempting" to impersonate Jimmy Stewart, choo choo trains, etc. and my personal favorite, being cited for "failure to operate a tuning fork."  :

[zeebo]

Yeah, her delivery is THE WORST, always has been. She was awful with Bell, she's worse with Noory.

For some reason I kinda like her droning.  I find it kinda hypnotic in a good way.  And she's articulate and thorough, which is refreshing, and brought into high relief whenever George butts in and blurts out something random and/or garbled.

[zeebo]

Art has a conversation with the guest - like, when someone is describing technical details of the engine of the UFO that crashed in Roswell, he asks the guest how he knows that, instead of George being totally silent or simply saying "wow" or "fascinating" or something meaningless like that. Recently I listened to some classic show with Michio Kaku - Art was asking exactly the questions I would ask mr Kaku. It was an awesome show.

I recently had exactly the same experience listening to an old show with Art & Michio, about the early days of nuclear research.  Art's enthusiasm was contagious, and he really knew how to inspire some great stuff from a very knowledgable guest.  Art had a working knowledge of the topic (he'd done some homework at some point), but did not have to be an expert in nuclear physics to guide the conversation in interesting directions.  He just used his natural inquisitiveness and communication skills to engage in fascinating conversation flow.  You could tell Michio was enjoying it too.  Great stuff.

[Neil]

Listen to the "good night" to Linda last night, and what she says.  That tells you all you need to know, about what Linda thinks about Noory right now.  She may as well have just said, "whatever..."...that's how I interpreted it.

[WOTR]

Greetings.

Long time hatemonger, first time poster. I've come from the future with some vital information so that you may prepare yourselves in the present:

George Noory still sucks.

That is all.

Can this bleak future be averted if I can deliver an IBM 5100 to you?

[armyvet8896]

Here we go.

[Immy]

Jorch asks "Cryptotrip" filmmaker Christopher Maloney if he has any questions for his thunderbird witness:

"No, all my questions were asked in the movie." Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

This was Maloney's guest Jorch, you had to figure he'd pumped him for all the info already. If you had a brain you'd figure that...

[Immy]

Lordy, Jorch's stupidity knows no bounds!

Christopher Maloney tells him he logged 6,000 miles in one week tracking down his reports. Jorch's reply: "That's like going around the world!"    Um nope. That would be about 25,000 miles. Idiot.

[Doomed]

Well, maybe Jorches world is 6000 miles around.
"Its been 12 days since my lemon has been hanging."
Good god! Sounds like a perverted Zep tune.
Noodlebrain is really bangin' the doofus bell tonight!

[General Johnson Jameson]

Guys..
Guys!
Stop Listening! Once you break his spell it's like tobacco or alcohol. Maybe drugs.

[popple]

I'm sure Jorch's lemon is shriveled & wont attract anything, unless he GIVES IT MONEY.

[ziznak]

the lone noory thing got me all flustered n shit... awesome...

[Alienigma]

During open lines tonight someone called and talked about the Sandy Hook shootings. That woke George up. He never sounds half as animated as when he gets to talk about slaughtered children.

[ziznak]

Hiiii hoooo tommmy!!!!

[sleeplessinca]

Just tuned in for a little C2C and was super stoked to find out that you can get autographed pictures of the Snores!!!!  Imagine the possibilities.


Also the fun always starts when Tommy chats with Snoorey.  This time he referred to the story of the guy who is growing a nose for transplant purposes on his arm.  Snoorey thought he would sneeze out of it and I presume that he also thinks the man breathes through it?  "How do you think of these things?", asked Tommy.  "It's what I do", retorts fearless Snores.


Sucks.

[sleeplessinca]

New sponser - Snore-Break

[General Johnson Jameson]

Just tuned in for a little C2C and was super stoked to find out that you can get autographed pictures of the Snores!!!!
Imagine the possibilities.

Oh Hell NO! There is more than one of this bastard? This is indeed alarming. "Imagine the possibilities" you say. Man, imagine my ass. I seen that shit. It's called Star Wars II Attack of the clones. Fuck that. Do you realize what you are implying here friend? The ramifications?

Help me Millenium Man Art Bell, you are my only hope.....

[Juan]

At the end, sNoory ducked out early and replayed his interview with the lawyer who claimed to represent time-traveler John Peter's family.  The lawyer who has only met his clients once or twice and of whom sNoory asked questions, the lawyer asked the mother on another line, and then gave us the answers.  As usual, they were typical sNoory questions.  So, we learned nothing.  The interview was as bad as it was when originally aired.

[valdez]

     A few things I learned during the Christopher Maloney crypto segment:  1.  Andy Kaufman talked openly about faking his death and told someone that if he did it the (fake) cause would be lung cancer.  And then he dies of lung cancer.  2.  Maloney mentions a story about some guy that was kidnapped by bigfoot and held in a cave until the guy escaped, and George said he knew of the story.  As long as I've been listening to to c2c I never heard George, or anybody else, mention this.  It sounds entertaining.  I'd like to know more.  Yeah, sure, it's a load of bull, but why would that stop George from doing a show on it?  Or fifty shows on it?  George also played a tape of supposedly some bigfoots growling, and Maloney asked him where the recording was made, and George said he didn't know.  Ten years of doing this and he can't be bothered to research such basic, simple, information.  He began open lines with, "Well, here I am!" and had the nerve to mention the Stasi incident as one of those weird things that occurred on his show.  This guy has been fixing us a crap sandwhich for way too long.
 

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[Why are you yelling?]

Finally listened to the Numbers lady show today and it's as terrible as advertised!!  I actually busted out laughing when he messed up Hillary Clinton's name.  (That gets you some looks in a quiet office) It sounded like he was stroking out.


This show was a low point for C2C.  The only other show I can think of that was this bad was his interview with Kevin Mitnick the father of hacking and computer security and George basically used him as his personal tech support. "What's the difference between Adobe and Java?" 

[ItsOver]

Finally listened to the Numbers lady show today and it's as terrible as advertised!!  I actually busted out laughing when he messed up Hillary Clinton's name.  (That gets you some looks in a quiet office) It sounded like he was stroking out.


This show was a low point for C2C.  The only other show I can think of that was this bad was his interview with Kevin Mitnick the father of hacking and computer security and George basically used him as his personal tech support. "What's the difference between Adobe and Java?"

You must have missed Jorch's show with The Meteor Man.  That one was unbelievably awkward.

[UnscreenedCaller]

... Also the fun always starts when Tommy chats with Snoorey.  This time he referred to the story of the guy who is growing a nose for transplant purposes on his arm.  Snoorey thought he would sneeze out of it and I presume that he also thinks the man breathes through it?  "How do you think of these things?", asked Tommy.  "It's what I do", retorts fearless Snores.

In all fairness, Jorch would be an expert on sneezing out of an arm because he already talks out of his butt on a regular basis, and if he were give a test, odds are he also wouldn't know his ass from his elbow.

[popple]

Lordy, Jorch's stupidity knows no bounds!

Christopher Maloney tells him he logged 6,000 miles in one week tracking down his reports. Jorch's reply: "That's like going around the world!"    Um nope. That would be about 25,000 miles. Idiot.

Jorch's world is pretty small. It revolves around him after all.

[Juan]

I almost forgot - last night sNoory said that Egypt is becoming a "real melting pot" what with the riots and killings and all.
Melting pot.

[Morgus]

Just tuned in for a little C2C and was super stoked to find out that you can get autographed pictures of the Snores!!!!

yeah that was indeed a startling revelation in the last hour last night.
a caller told Noory he hadn't received an autographed photo he requested sometime back.
Noory told the caller that was Tommy's responsibility and Tommy came on the air saying once a week or so he brings Noory a stack of head shots for him to sign.
I suspect a lot of these autographed photos end up as dart boards... 

[Morgus]

I almost forgot - last night sNoory said that Egypt is becoming a "real melting pot" what with the riots and killings and all.
Melting pot.

yeah I remember that zinger too.
Noory probably meant "boiling pot" or something, but as usual messes it all up with his forked tongue... 

[ItsOver]

I almost forgot - last night sNoory said that Egypt is becoming a "real melting pot" what with the riots and killings and all.
Melting pot.

What?  Jorch is proof alien life is on Earth and unexpectedly pretty darn stupid.