George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Elflord]

Lilly you need to use your Jedi powers to help george noory. If you use your jedi powers maybe george will not become Darth Vader.

[RJ]

Thanks for the clip Hal.  Fine example of projection, ad hominem ...... who’s the hater George?

[analog kid]

P.S.
Whose that bitch hugging snoory and smiling about it!?  Anybody?

She's apparently Marla Martenson, a "matchmaker."

[PB the Deplorable]

You just beat me to it kid!  I guess this hairy ass kissing Ho will be on soon for fucking VD!  U have to be one skank to press your breasts into noory's bod!

I thought he had that droopy eye fixed

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[CrabbyOld Bat]

Thanks much to Morgus, the General and HAL for the info & links to Snorge's most recent whinefest. It's hilarious!

He's clearly frustrated, as indicated by the increasing pressure, pitch and speed of his voice and especially his plea to "go away!".  But, as usual, he can't think of a clever retort. There's certainly no defense for his incompetence and apparently he has no desire to actually work at getting better, so all he can do it repeat the oldest, most lame, most desperate sounding, high schoolish comebacks in the book.   

My favorite line: "I've got my small camp of haters out there...".

Small camp? Your haters are all over the globe, Snorgie. It's a large camp. Very large. And growing.

[analog kid]

You just beat me to it kid!  I guess this hairy ass kissing Ho will be on soon for fucking VD!  U have to be one skank to press your breasts into noory's bod!

Boob on man boob action!

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I want to tell Mr. Noory that the "haters" are busy people.  We are FULLY ENGAGED in life and are interested in many aspects of the world and the paranormal.  I want him to understand that people who post on Coast Gab are exceptional, bright, talented, curious, busy and  accomplished in our own right..........and BECAUSE OF THESE CHARACTERISTICS.....we are also able to MULTI TASK! Yep, we can be productive and still find time to criticize his lack of skills as the host of Coast to Coast AM.

We are able to listen to Coast and mourn the pathetic demise of once was a radio program that challenged people.....like US.....people who actually take the time and energy to pursue aspects/issues/questions/topics that are NOT mainstream.

Noory fails to understand that a typical Coast listener is, truly, not the typical person.  Instead, Coast listeners are individuals who ask the questions and purse the topics that are not answered by conventional media.  And, with that said, his program REQUIRES a host who is capable of leading us.......with skill,  adept interviewing skills and intense  background study and knowledge...... taking his listeners into the areas in which  we wish to find answers or at least participate, through the radio, while others discuss the topics with intelligence, examples, stories, facts, evidence,  and wonder!

Also.......
The screened callers are, the majority of the time, simplistic, bored, stupid.....or....kneeling at his "shrine".  He despises being challenged......and, never allows them (even those who kiss his butt) to stay on line, but instead,  simply dismisses ALL OF THEM (stupid or not) as he readdresses the guest and puts in his lousy comments (true, very true, absolutely true, truely, this is true too, etc.....etc... ad nauseum).  Soooo many times the guest wishes to speak to the caller only to find GN saying, "They're gone."  They are gone?  Yep, George, because you shut them down....stupid or not, let the caller and guest have a moment.

Sweet. Hopefully someone will read it to him. 

[bud2112]

From the Coast to Coast Facebook page- 

  George Noory: Hey gang, I need 9000 more subscribers for the Beyond Belief TV show to set up the Coast Giveback Foundation: http://www.gaiamtv.com/george

[Sardondi]

...Jorch asked, "How do they have time to do it, the haters?"...

Well, we have 25% extra time available in our working day. It's amazing how much you can accomplish when you get an entire 4-hour block of time returned to your life. Most of us here have given ourselves the gift of at least an extra 20 hours per week, or over 1,000 extra hours per year. It's the Noory 'Nosers who don't have time for anything except worshipping George's nether parts...which is exactly how George likes it.

But we "haters" have gobs of time. All we had to do was quit wasting our lives listening to a vain, fatuous, insipid radio talk show host, and suddenly we had more than enough time for more worthy pursuits.

....I sure as hell wouldn't let them ramble because I merely want my dick sucked, not that I have a dick, but if I did...

Am I the only one who's creeped out by Lilly's continual talk about my-big-tits, boobs this and dicks that? Every time I see Lily's avatar, the mental image I get is this:




Just keep in mind...

[General Johnson Jameson]

I thought he had that droopy eye fixed

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Did someone photoshop his hair? Juh-Orrrjuh really looks into that dude.

[thefamilyghost]

Hey Jorchnoory. How are yew?! Really looking forward to this. Howdjew get into this line of work?!

[ufogadfly]

I would love this pricks job.  I would actually challenge the fucking guests.  I can think of one thing I'd say right off the bat for more than half of them, "and just how, exactly, and I mean exactly, do you know this to be true, show us the evidence because your personal opinion is NOT EVIDENCE."

GOOD ONE, LILLY! This is one of my major gripes about the guy. Almost never challenges a guest on a statement/claim. It could be done in a completely courteous way and still put them on the spot. I actually used to get upset with Bell at times for this same fault, but disGeorge is guilty of it so often as to have brought it to the level of a fine art (no pun).

[General Johnson Jameson]

You guys have it ass backwards. It's actually Juh-Orrrjuh pressing his tits into hers. Look closely..

[thefamilyghost]

GOOD ONE, LILLY! This is one of my major gripes about the guy. Almost never challenges a guest on a statement/claim. It could be done in a completely courteous way and still put them on the spot. I actually used to get upset with Bell at times for this same fault, but disGeorge is guilty of it so often as to have brought it to the level of a fine art (no pun).

One must actually pay attention to what a guest is saying in order to challenge them. George can't even find the batter's box, let alone take a swing...

[Designx]

Is this Kraid from Super Metroid?!

[ufogadfly]

Hey Jorchnoory. How are yew?! Really looking forward to this. Howdjew get into this line of work?!

And let us not forget, "This is an incredible story..."
Ever notice how everything is described by disGeorge as "incredible"?
First, George, the word literally means, "not to be believed," and is fine occasionally to emphasize how strange a thing is.
Second, FIND A NEW ADJECTIVE, for shit sake, before my head explodes!

[thefamilyghost]

If you look up Beyond Belief with George Noory on youtube, the clips provided by Gaiam hardly have any Jorch in them, just his guests talking.

[coaster]

  George Noory: Hey gang, I need 9000 more subscribers for the Beyond Belief TV show to set up the Coast Giveback Foundation:

haha 9000 more subscribers.. good luck with that. what a moron.

[ufogadfly]

One must actually pay attention to what a guest is saying in order to challenge them. George can't even find the batter's box, let alone take a swing...

At the risk of sounding like disGeorge, good point...

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I thought he had that droopy eye fixed

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He definitely could show a little more enthusiasm for some much needed and rare female attention that he is receiving from this fan.  Instead he has a look like he is saying let's just get this over with.

[Usagi]

And let us not forget, "This is an incredible story..."
Ever notice how everything is described by disGeorge as "incredible"?
First, George, the word literally means, "not to be believed," and is fine occasionally to emphasize how strange a thing is.
Second, FIND A NEW ADJECTIVE, for shit sake, before my head explodes!

Well, to be fair, I think the word he actually uses is "incrudabull".

[coaster]

Noory quits everything he tries. Hes so lazy. This "giveback foundation" nonsense will fail, just like his p90x crap failed, getting 9000 subscribers to his public access gaiam will fail,   and trying to have coast listeners lose a million pounds or whatever it was he tried that also failed. The only thing Noory is good at is sucking.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Boob on man boob action!

He's got his NooryNipple buried between her mounds. He's just so damn keen though, that Noory. Look at his face, he's got you fooled all the while he's getting full-on nipple action. Juh-Orrrjuh is the aggressor here imo.

[thefamilyghost]

Noory quits everything he tries. Hes so lazy. This "giveback foundation" nonsense will fail, just like his p90x crap failed, getting 9000 subscribers to his public access gaiam will fail,   and trying to have coast listeners lose a million pounds or whatever it was he tried that also failed. The only thing Noory is good at is sucking.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Am I the only one who's creeped out by Lilly's continual talk about my-big-tits, boobs this and dicks that? Every time I see Lily's avatar, the mental image I get is this:




Just keep in mind...

No, you're not the only one creeped out. However, I was envisioning a zit-faced, 13 year old boy. Either way...

[Usagi]

Jeez, I'm still surprised that these P90x people, no matter for how short a time, allowed someone to shill for them that has little bald baby heads poking out of his armpits.  What an endorsement.

[ufogadfly]

Well, to be fair, I think the word he actually uses is "incrudabull".

My bad.
BTW, it feels great to be doing this rather than listening to Snoory.

[ManiacMatt]

Am I the only one who's creeped out by Lilly's continual talk about my-big-tits, boobs this and dicks that? Every time I see Lily's avatar,

No, not creeped out.  I actually thought Lilly would be fun to hang with.

[ufogadfly]

No, not creeped out.  I actually thought Lilly would be fun to hang with.

Agreed. No matter who she/he is.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN: "So were there any animals that were close to consideration (for the Chinese zodiac) but were passed up?"


Now this is the hard-hitting journalism I was hoping for.