George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ZombiePoppa]

According to George we're all haters because we're depressed, have no lives or jobs and blah blah blah...

No, fuckstick, I'm a hater because you have single-handedly ruined a once great show. You have absolutely zero skills as an interviewer, you show no curiosity in your guests or the subject at hand and you seem completely unprepared night after night. I am hater because you have destroyed one of the single greatest programs on air. No, you greasy twat, I'm not a hater because I'm out of work; in fact I listened regularly because I work nights. Sometimes I was working two jobs on top of freelance side jobs so I'd listen to the archives. In summary: You suck, please eat a piping hot pile of shit and burn your stupid mouth shut so the show can be passed along to Knapp or Rob Simone or fucking anyone who has any idea what a goddamn followup question is.

[Nebraska888]

According to George we're all haters because we're depressed, have no lives or jobs and blah blah blah...

No, fuckstick, I'm a hater because you have single-handedly ruined a once great show. You have absolutely zero skills as an interviewer, you show no curiosity in your guests or the subject at hand and you seem completely unprepared night after night. I am hater because you have destroyed one of the single greatest programs on air. No, you greasy twat, I'm not a hater because I'm out of work; in fact I listened regularly because I work nights. Sometimes I was working two jobs on top of freelance side jobs so I'd listen to the archives. In summary: You suck, please eat a piping hot pile of shit and burn your stupid mouth shut so the show can be passed along to Knapp or Rob Simone or fucking anyone who has any idea what a goddamn followup question is.

I listened to the program.....and, I must say, we "haters" got some recognition last night!!!  George's extended diatribe lamenting the vitriol of "haters" and how pathetic we are indicates one very important fact:  Noory is reading these posts!  If you really want to make him angry, misspell his name.....he indicated that having his name misspelled bothered him.

[ufogadfly]

     More about drones with Charles R. Smith.  I find Lori Andrews' Social Network Constitution to be kind of bizarre.  George says "there's nothing I can do to make them [haters] happy."  He's probably right.  Paper Boy makes a good point.  Just once I like George to get a representative of Monsanto on the show, I ain't saying they're angels (or shadow people), but would it kill him to let them speak?  The more he rails against them the more I want to buy their products, and t-shirts, and bumper stickers.  Richard C. Hoagland says he's going to publish a "paper" about something soon.  Where are these papers he publishes?  How far down do I have to scroll?

Even if he did ask for a Monsanto rep to come on the air (I think we can assume that he hasn't asked), it's unlikely the'd provide someone. Whatever the huge list of things I have against Disgeorge, I really hate the tactics of Monsanto and their ilk.

[ShayP]

At around the 35 minute mark last night, some guy calls in to ask if George's throat is better. "Woe is me" George responds by saying, "It's coming along. It takes time."  The caller then says he would say more prayers for him.  I would like to see how George would handle a severe injury.  How long is he going to milk this!!???  In regards to his remarks against "Haters"....I heard what he had to say and he sounded pathetic.  If people trashed me, I'd wonder why.  Even if most of the comments were unwarranted anybody could see that there is something wrong in themselves to cause such a fervour. I, personally, may blow it off; but I also would look at myself and say "Hey...maybe I am inattentive....maybe I don't seem to care....maybe I come across in a rude fashion...etc, etc, etc."  Nobody wants to hear shitty things said about them BUT there is truth to it.  Self evaluation Noory! Look into it! This guy honestly thinks his shit doesn't stink.  He's a spoiled brat who did just enough in life to get where he is.  He should stay behind a desk and away from the microphone.  And I won't get started on that GAIA TV shit.  I see the clips on the C2C website.  He sits behind that desk and acts like some kind of lurking bastardized clown who pretends to pay attention.  And another thing Noory....lose the damn 'Just for Men' products.  You look like a substitute teacher who wants to identify with the 'Emo' kids.  Probably mistaking The Cure (band) with His cure...turmeric.  Ugh!  Plus that fucking mug at the C2C merchandise section is the worst thing EVER!!!!  WTF!?  A pic of Noory and a title....'This is my mug.'  What marketing genius came up with that?

Sorry for the rant but I could keep going. I'm in a mood. Probably not making sense. I'm hungry.  Gonna have pizza (not rolls) and beer.  Join me "haters." *CHEERS*

[ufogadfly]

I vaguely remember some Strieber story from years ago, where he was driving his car on a freeway on-ramp and the next thing he knew he was like veering off into space on some cosmic pathway.  Anyone else remember that?  I mean there's weird, there's hard-to-believe, and then there's just WTF

I think this story was originally told in his book "Secret School." As  I recall it from the book and hearing him interviewed, he was driving with his son in Northern New Jersey on an Interstate or major road when they found themselves in a neighborhood of extremely strange-looking houses, without any memory of leaving the highway. I'm still kicking myself for forgetiing to ask Streiber about this when he was on my radio show in the late 90s. It would be interesting to hear what his son has to say about it

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Anybody have a link to last night's show? I'd love to hear Snorge whining about haters.

I sent multiple critical fastblasts and a no-punches-pulled email (cc to Lisa and Tom) during and after the show with "Dr" Robert O. Young as a guest. I'd like to think my pointed comments and questions contributed to his most recent meltdown re haters. But whether or not my efforts had anything to do with Snorge's whining, there's no longer any doubt in my mind that he reads this board. 

(You suck, Snorge. Own up to it.)

[Tara]

I work on bodies.  Noory is middle eastern.  I GAURAAANTEE he is covered in fucking hair, like ALL over his back!!!

sNoory just getting out of bed.   

[ManiacMatt]

Plus that fucking mug at the C2C merchandise section is the worst thing EVER!!!!  WTF!?  A pic of Noory and a title....'This is my mug.'  What marketing genius came up with that?

If you ever see someone with that mug, you will immediately know that they are an idiot.  That mug would be good for those trying to stop drinking coffee or any other beverage.

Did anyone hear Noory talk about C2C selling breathalyzers to see if your drunk?  Dumbest idea ever.  The king idiot has mentioned it a couple of times in the past as a possible item in the C2C store that was scrapped.  It was probably idiot Noory's idea that's why he mentioned it.

George Noory Sucks!

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Still no guest(s) listed for the 1st part of tonight's show. Maybe people are starting to say "no thanks" when asked to be on.

If Snorge has to do an entire night of open lines, he'll be in a panic worrying if he'll get enough calls to fill the show (so he won't have to think of anything intelligent to say) and he'll be scared beyon' bleef that haters will get through since, according to Honest Snorge, they don't screen calls.   :

[PB the Deplorable]

If you ever see someone with that mug, you will immediately know that they are an idiot.  That mug would be good for those trying to stop drinking coffee or any other beverage.

Did anyone hear Noory talk about C2C selling breathalyzers to see if your drunk?  Dumbest idea ever.  The king idiot has mentioned it a couple of times in the past as a possible item in the C2C store that was scrapped.  It was probably idiot Noory's idea that's why he mentioned it.

George Noory Sucks!

They should call their little on-line store Noor-Mart.  Snoor-Mart?

[Morgus]

Anybody have a link to last night's show? I'd love to hear Snorge whining about haters.

Noory went into the big tirade against the losers & haters in the last half hour of the show last night for reference...

[Morgus]

Still no guest(s) listed for the 1st part of tonight's show.

that happens often but seems to be the fault of the webmaster being slow to update it since Noory often promos the Friday night guest the night before on the air, well before it appears on the website. 

[General Johnson Jameson]

Here crabby old bat..
check mail
Edited to add...
FUCK, this is difficult to listen to. Even if it's only the last half hour.......

[General Johnson Jameson]

Noory went into the big tirade against the losers & haters in the last half hour of the show last night for reference...

Heh, Juh-Orrrjuh. Did the thought of you jacking off four foot long horsecocks hit a little too close to home eh? Tell me you really are not doing that!
HATE
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Heh, listen at 2:10:30...."their houses". Dumbass

[zeebo]

I think this story was originally told in his book "Secret School." As  I recall it from the book and hearing him interviewed, he was driving with his son in Northern New Jersey on an Interstate or major road when they found themselves in a neighborhood of extremely strange-looking houses, without any memory of leaving the highway. I'm still kicking myself for forgetiing to ask Streiber about this when he was on my radio show in the late 90s. It would be interesting to hear what his son has to say about it

Yes you're right, that's the one .. I do remember that he was with someone else in the car, and things got real weird like he'd slipped into some other reality.  A slightly odd occurance to say the least.  I thought he implied that he'd like lifted off the ground or something and was driving/flying through some kind of cosmic dimension.  I was picturing the last scene in Back to the Future where they shoot off in the DeLorean.  I wonder how he got back home that day - I don't think even GPS would help in that situation.

[expat]

Richard C. Hoagland says he's going to publish a "paper" about something soon.  Where are these papers he publishes?  How far down do I have to scroll?

Very often, the straight answer to the question is "nowhere". Not long ago I posted a summary of Hoagland vaporware.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2012/11/hoagland-watch-guide-to-major-fails.html

[Marc.Knight]

I wonder if Art anonymously emails Noory links to CoastGab.com threads.  I can imagine Art staying up all night (coffee and cigarettes close at hand) picking the best insults to send to the Suckster.

[Elflord]

I wonder if Art anonymously emails Noory links to CoastGab.com threads.  I can imagine Art staying up all night (coffee and cigarettes close at hand) picking the best insults to send to the Suckster.

Art will not do that because George is a waste of time. Art has a life to live.

[zeebo]

Very often, the straight answer to the question is "nowhere". Not long ago I posted a summary of Hoagland vaporware.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2012/11/hoagland-watch-guide-to-major-fails.html

He seems to perpetually be just on the verge of discovering something important, or so he thinks.

[Marc.Knight]

He seems to perpetually be just on the verge of discovering something important, or so he thinks.

yes, himself.

[General Johnson Jameson]

1:22:19
"Can you sue, can you sue a websites and get the names of the individuals who post all this hate"?
BTW, ^ no typos by me. verbatum

Damn, he is really pronouncing the word "hate" very well. Makes me think he has spent some time thinking about being hated or reading Juh-Orrrrjuh critiques. Talkin about paying visits to peoples houses. LOL, shit.

Can you imagine Juh-Orrrjuh showing up on your doorstep in his prick800 muscle shirt coming to kick your ass? GTFO!
GTFO!!

[General Johnson Jameson]

"Bizarre.......Fascinating......Unbelievable"

There. I pretty much summed up all of Noory's interview comments for you guys 
A four hour show about nothing but Facebook. The most disturbing part of all of it was a teacher that called in saying he'd received flak from having a facebook relationship with his students! Where do they find these people and who lets them on the air? I've never heard a more assembled group of idiots in my whole life. FFS 

[Harmness]

Just so you folks who don't listen will know what sNoory said, it was during a conversation with the guest and a caller about disparaging stories about a person showing up in Google searches.  Jorch asked, "How do they have time to do it, the haters?"  After a bit of conversation, George said," I just want them to spell my name right."

So, I propose, that henceforth we follow George's wishes by ending each post in this thread with:
George Noory sucks.

It should help our Google score.

George Noory sucks.
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[Nebraska888]

I want to tell Mr. Noory that the "haters" are busy people.  We are FULLY ENGAGED in life and are interested in many aspects of the world and the paranormal.  I want him to understand that people who post on Coast Gab are exceptional, bright, talented, curious, busy and  accomplished in our own right..........and BECAUSE OF THESE CHARACTERISTICS.....we are also able to MULTI TASK! Yep, we can be productive and still find time to criticize his lack of skills as the host of Coast to Coast AM.

We are able to listen to Coast and mourn the pathetic demise of once was a radio program that challenged people.....like US.....people who actually take the time and energy to pursue aspects/issues/questions/topics that are NOT mainstream.

Noory fails to understand that a typical Coast listener is, truly, not the typical person.  Instead, Coast listeners are individuals who ask the questions and purse the topics that are not answered by conventional media.  And, with that said, his program REQUIRES a host who is capable of leading us.......with skill,  adept interviewing skills and intense  background study and knowledge...... taking his listeners into the areas in which  we wish to find answers or at least participate, through the radio, while others discuss the topics with intelligence, examples, stories, facts, evidence,  and wonder!

Also.......
The screened callers are, the majority of the time, simplistic, bored, stupid.....or....kneeling at his "shrine".  He despises being challenged......and, never allows them (even those who kiss his butt) to stay on line, but instead,  simply dismisses ALL OF THEM (stupid or not) as he readdresses the guest and puts in his lousy comments (true, very true, absolutely true, truely, this is true too, etc.....etc... ad nauseum).  Soooo many times the guest wishes to speak to the caller only to find GN saying, "They're gone."  They are gone?  Yep, George, because you shut them down....stupid or not, let the caller and guest have a moment.

[ItsOver]

.....Jorch asked, "How do they have time to do it, the haters?......" 

Jorch is no doubt marveling about that since he, the C2C host poser, obviously finds no time for show prep.   :

[General Johnson Jameson]

Jorch is no doubt marveling about that since he, the C2C host poser, obviously finds no time for show prep.   :

I don't understand his inability to ask a follow-up question of any significance. IF he even asks one, which, from my understanding, is rare. I don't listen to the son of a bitch myself. Although I did listen to Juh-Orrrjuh bitching about "thuh haters" last night. What a little Princess he is  :

[Rico999]

Hear it guys?
George asking this woman if he can sue us for talkin shit about him.

Hell, compared with the now-defunct Godlike Productions page of "George Noory Sucks," this page is the old folks home of Noory "haters."  There were some real creative misfits on that site and every day was an adventure in hilarious weirdness.  The page was way, way off the wall.

The Snooron himself would show up on that page from time to time, easily recognizable, but pretending to be an "associate" of GN and he kept bringing up the possibility of lawsuits.   

It was explained to him or his "associate" (many times) that as a public figure, he's wide open for any type of SATIRE or criticism that anyone wanted to bring to bear on him.  Any attorney worth their salt would laugh Snoorge out of the office if he came whining to them about being persecuted by online, anonymous "haters."

The idea of Noory suing anyone on this page or the people who sponsor it is prima facie absurd.

Mad Magazine has made a living since the early 50s making fun of public figures and is still going strong.

[Elflord]

The real george snoory really does not read this website. If the real george snoory does "stop by" it is mosty likely a fake one like the so-called art bell. Remember that Art bell is a Jedi Knight and George Noory is the young jedi in training aka Darth Vader.

[HAL 9000]

Anybody have a link to last night's show? I'd love to hear Snorge whining about haters.

Here's the relevant clip as an mp3 attachment below.

Is it just me, or was there some uncomfortable "virtual spit-swapping"/flirting happening between Snoory and his guest during this clip?



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[RJ]

Valentines Day is coming up.  Think Noory will take his captivating interview skills and dialog with cupid like he did 'ol Santa.  Could radio get any better (for a 6 year old)?