George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

oh wow. people are arguing on the Internet. how novel and stuff

heh heh... yup.  you've pretty much boiled it down.


anyway... problem solved... back to business, people.

[Marc.Knight]

oh wow. people are arguing on the Internet. how novel and stuff

Arguing (or debating) is one thing.  What we've experienced can be found in the TOS.  But, then again, I'm just a visitor.

[Imconfused]

heh heh... yup.  you've pretty much boiled it down.


anyway... problem solved... back to business, people.

THANK YOU

[Marc.Knight]

heh heh... yup.  you've pretty much boiled it down.


anyway... problem solved... back to business, people.

Thanks.  After dinner mint, anyone?


"a thin mint" Monty Python

[Imconfused]

Ok,  people,  back to business.  Lilly sucks.  No wait,  George Noory sucks.

Damn it...

[Elflord]

Ok,  people,  back to business.  Lilly sucks.  No wait,  George Noory sucks.

Damn it...

Ok back to business, George Noory Sucks.

[popple]

Maybe Noory burned the roof of his mouth down to the bone?  If that's the case, it can take months for the skin to heal over.

I think he said it was 2nd degree. Is that all the way to the bone? I thought that was 3rd degree 


Can 1 single pizza roll do that much damage?

[NoMoreNoory]

anyway... problem solved... back to business, people.

Much obliged sir. That was all incredibly boring.


NOORY SUCKS!

[coaster]

Those pizza rolls do get really hot, but I think the only way you could get a third degree burn from it is if you kept it in your mouth instead of spitting it out. I can imagine Noory doing just that. Keeping it in his mouth and flailing his arms about. Noory... :

[Marc.Knight]

Those pizza rolls do get really hot, but I think the only way you could get a third degree burn from it is if you kept it in your mouth instead of spitting it out. I can imagine Noory doing just that. Keeping it in his mouth and flailing his arms about. Noory... :

I got 2nd degree burns from a damn pop tart once.  I think much of the culprit is steam escaping and rapidly destroying flesh in its path.  We all would have been better off if that pizza role had permanently welded itself into Noory's mouth.  All we'd hear every night would be "ga guc slllpppp, ga gup sllllpppp".

[Imconfused]

He said he kept it in his mouth for 5 seconds.  What, it took him 5 seconds to realize it was hot?  That's a very long time.

Dumbass...

[coaster]

All we'd hear every night would be "ga guc slllpppp, ga gup sllllpppp".

That would be an improvement from what we hear now.

[BobGrau]

So it seems even haters can have their own haters. Hmm.

[Marc.Knight]

George Noory has done a lot of good for children and [used to be] a very good broadcaster when he was the NightHawk in St. Louis.  His style, or lack of, is the issue.  This is exacerbated by the fact that he tried to fill the shoes of "the Master", and failed.  He's not hated, or shouldn't be.  His skills are the issue.

[Treading Water]

heh heh... yup.  you've pretty much boiled it down.


anyway... problem solved... back to business, people.

Wow.  Times like this make me realize how unique this place is. 
Thank you, MV.   

[11angeleyes11]

Conspiracy Among Us:  Is the troll infestation a coincidence?
A tried and true thread diversion warring tactic is witnessed.

[PB the Deplorable]

George Noory has done a lot of good for children ...

I've never in my life heard anyone so, umm, awkward when talking about children, in fact seeming downright gleeful when reporting some unusual death or illness.   

... He's not hated, or shouldn't be.  His skills are the issue.

He can't help his skill level, for that blame PremRat for choosing him.  For me his effort is the issue

[Usagi]

George Noory has done a lot of good for children and [used to be] a very good broadcaster when he was the NightHawk in St. Louis.  His style, or lack of, is the issue.  This is exacerbated by the fact that he tried to fill the shoes of "the Master", and failed.  He's not hated, or shouldn't be.  His skills are the issue.

He has done so very much for the children...





But, let's not kid ourselves...

[Insanity]

Hmmmm, i wonder if the Nooron= Lilly?

[Sardondi]

...anyway... problem solved... back to business, people.

Thank Art you're back. I was so afraid....

[General Johnson Jameson]

Conspiracy Among Us:  Is the troll infestation a coincidence?
A tried and true thread diversion warring tactic is witnessed.

One of the few times I agree with you a/e, but you are spot-on imo.

[General Johnson Jameson]

He said he kept it in his mouth for 5 seconds.  What, it took him 5 seconds to realize it was hot?  That's a very long time.

Dumbass...

This is troubling. Does this insinuate his mind and reflexes are slowing to such a degree that it takes 5 seconds to recognize and spit out a burning hot object from the mouth?

[Treading Water]

Hmmmm, i wonder if the Nooron= Lilly?

My thought was Lisa.   :

[McPhallus]

I think he said it was 2nd degree. Is that all the way to the bone? I thought that was 3rd degree 


Can 1 single pizza roll do that much damage?

Perhaps the Nooron got confused when reading the directions (microwave vs. regular oven) and heated them for 8 minutes instead of the recommended 2-3.


Or maybe he cheaped out and bought a microwave without a rotating plate; you know, one of those that makes one spot of your food blindingly hot and leaves the rest frozen.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Thanks much, MV.   

[jinwicked]

I've no idea why you folks are feeding this troll. Ignore him/her and he/she will go away.

Haven't checked in for a couple of nights. Whoa, that's a lot of new posts, I wonder what hap... oh. Nevermind.

[zeebo]

Lilly, you realize theres an ignore feature? It works wonders. You will be on my ignore list momentarily.

Yay, I'm so glad you mentioned this, I actually didn't know, thank you.  Now I'll be able to stick around. 

[CrabbyOld Bat]

One lone pizza roll couldn't have done as much damage as Snorge claims, especially if he correctly followed microwave directions, which he claims he did, and then waited until at least some of the other pizza rolls were "cool to the touch" as he said they were. Yet he claims that one measly pizza roll severely burned his tongue, the roof of his mouth , his uvula and his throat so severely that he had to miss 2 days of work and is still recovering weeks later.

I'm more inclined to believe that Snorge stuffed 4 or 5 pizza rolls into his mouth as soon as the microwave dinged, chewed them up immediately, then couldn't or didn't spit them out at all , opting to swallow the piping hot stuff instead. MAYBE that would be enough to account for the burns he describes. But his claim that one small roll (usually only half filled with sauce) could do that much damage before he spit it out? Nope, I don't believe his story.

[Insanity]

One lone pizza roll couldn't have done as much damage as Snorge claims, especially if he correctly followed microwave directions, which he claims he did, and then waited until at least some of the other pizza rolls were "cool to the touch" as he said they were. Yet he claims that one measly pizza roll severely burned his tongue, the roof of his mouth , his uvula and his throat so severely that he had to miss 2 days of work and is still recovering weeks later.

I'm more inclined to believe that Snorge stuffed 4 or 5 pizza rolls into his mouth as soon as the microwave dinged, chewed them up immediately, then couldn't or didn't spit them out at all , opting to swallow the piping hot stuff instead. MAYBE that would be enough to account for the burns he describes. But his claim that one small roll (usually only half filled with sauce) could do that much damage before he spit it out? Nope, I don't believe his story.

:fort rock:
Mabey we have a fellow Hateeerrr who works at the pizza roll factory. Could one roll have been filled with nothing but grease( moreso than usual), specificaly designed to silence the Noooron, via Hot boiling oil to the mouth............ I can see it now.

It's a dark and stormy night at the Pizza roll factory. Our attempted assasin has finaly grown tired of listeing to noory, after one of his many mistakes. He screams a curse, and lightning flashes in the distance. The machines crank out one box of pizza rolls filled with nothing but dissapointment and hate. He then ships them to the 7-11 near the Premrat offices, and waits......
:fortrock:

[HAL 9000]

Conspiracy Among Us:  Is the troll infestation a coincidence? A tried and true thread diversion warring tactic is witnessed.

I can assure you, or everyone for that matter, that there was/is no conspiracy. "Lilly" (her stage name - I know her real name) was acting on her own behalf - no one else was involved. She had anger management issues on another forum, with similar language and intensity, and very similar responses from the other posters there. Of all things, the forum was about cats.

So to put to rest any false notions, "Lilly" was not a "plant," nor did she originally come here to troll - she was just being herself, and nature took its course.

Believe me - I know. 

WTF? 700 pages?