George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

Noory just went into a history of his Navy service with Tommy on the air.
Noory first told of avoiding the draft during the vietnam war when he was 22 due to being rated 4F by the draft board when a heart murmur was found.
Strangely, the heart murmur disappeared years later when he claimed Pres Reagan offered him a presidential Navy commission which he accepted and got up to the rank of full Lt.
Though Noory told of his one regret in the Navy he never reached the rank of Lt. Commander after ten years, saying he wanted to be like Commander "James Bond"

[coaster]

Lilly, you realize theres an ignore feature? It works wonders. You will be on my ignore list momentarily.

[PB the Deplorable]

... saying he wanted to be like Commander "James Bond"

I heard George once say something about how he'd seen every James Bond movie and loved them all and couldn't wait for the nexcht one to come out, and all that.

But he only brought it up once that I ever heard.  If it wasn't just another lie to fill air time, I wonder why he doesn't bring up James Bond all the time like some of his other pet topics.  Maybe - with all the bikinis and mixed drinks - George thinks it's a little too borderline for his late night kiddie show, .

[Marc.Knight]

Holy crap. I just saw the Lilly Chronicles. And I think I was wrong: Lilly, I believe you are a woman - a bat-shit crazy woman who should be kept away from pet rabbits and boiling water, but a woman.

Lady, calm down.

You old coot.  Where's my rabbit?

[coaster]

Scumbag.  I hope your moderator holds true to the rules.  I would love to meet you in person.  I would fucking kickbox your old ass to hell!  You're like a fucking 5 yr. old!!!

I'm like an old five year old? Can we please get back to talking about Noory now?

[MTB]

There's a potentially historic storm back east, any number of exciting scientific developments to discuss, even a few developments in the world of the unexplained...but we got almost 10 minutes worth of George failing his draft physical in 1972???

[Sardondi]

Noory just went into a history of his Navy service with Tommy on the air.
Noory first told of avoiding the draft during the vietnam war when he was 22 due to being rated 4F by the draft board when a heart murmur was found.
Strangely, the heart murmur disappeared years later when he claimed Pres Reagan offered him a presidential Navy commission which he accepted and got up to the rank of full Lt.
Though Noory told of his one regret in the Navy he never reached the rank of Lt. Commander after ten years, saying he wanted to be like Commander "James Bond"

Hmmm. IIRC, an O-3 (Lt. in the Navy, equivalent of Army rank of captain) is permitted a maximum of 10 years' service before he must either achieve promotion to Lt. Commander (O-4) or "retire". Sounds to me like George was forced to retire for "unpromotability".

[General Johnson Jameson]

There's a potentially historic storm back east, any number of exciting scientific developments to discuss, even a few developments in the world of the unexplained...but we got almost 10 minutes worth of George failing his draft physical in 1972???

So Juh-OrrrJuh didn't even mention the blizzard?

[ziznak]

hehe caller just said george was "knowledge-able in all areas"

when i think jack of all trades I dont think of george... when I think of jack of all asses he comes up tho... numbah waaaan


I was just out walking around in it... IS it a blizzard like really seemed like a normal snowstorm to me.  I think I'm a bit too far south though.  Supposed to be bad like up in boston.

[coaster]

Just as soon as u three fuckers apologize!  I would.  But in the meantime I will do whatever it takes to get your ass banned.  I don't give a shit how many years you've been here!

Bite me?

[General Johnson Jameson]

Just as soon as u three fuckers apologize!  I would.  But in the meantime I will do whatever it takes to get your ass banned.  I don't give a shit how many years you've been here!

Look bitch, dude, whatever the fuck you are and I do not care. All you have done since your arrival here is start shit, cause in-fighting, and just be an all around provacative piece of fucking shit. I think it's time for you to knock off your clownass game you have going on here and chill the fuck out. Do you hear me?
And what is your insistence that we all post pictures of ourselves? Like that is really your mug.
Knock your shit off.

[ziznak]

oh great... I haven't had a chance to get my noory bashing out in a few days and have to come home to this!!!!  ALL OF YOU GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOMS... im gettin MV's belt and then its beating time....

I don't have time right now to read back and see what ya'll are fightin about but... hope its good...

[Marc.Knight]

Look bitch, dude, whatever the fuck you are and I do not care. All you have done since your arrival here is start shit, cause in-fighting, and just be an all around provacative piece of fucking shit. I think it's time for you to knock off your clownass game you have going on here and chill the fuck out. Do you hear me?
And what is your insistence that we all post pictures of ourselves? Like that is really your mug.
Knock your shit off.

I just got a lovely PM:

You're a real piece of work.  Show off, very sad attention seeking asshole.

[Sardondi]

There's a potentially historic storm back east, any number of exciting scientific developments to discuss, even a few developments in the world of the unexplained...but we got almost 10 minutes worth of George failing his draft physical in 1972???

Well, George knows the nation would much rather hear about the hopes and dreams of a 21-year-old Lebanese kid with a heart murmur back in the days before anyone other than the residents and tenants had ever heard the word "Watergate". I feel another one of George's books coming on: "Man-child with Hummus: Growing Up in Dearborn in the 60's"

[Insanity]

oh great... I haven't had a chance to get my noory bashing out in a few days and have to come home to this!!!!  ALL OF YOU GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOMS... im gettin MV's belt and then its beating time....

I don't have time right now to read back and see what ya'll are fightin about but... hope its good...

Ohhhh......

[Marc.Knight]

So Juh-OrrrJuh didn't even mention the blizzard?

Who gives a shit about the blizzard, Coaster is getting his ass banned.

[Nebraska888]

Wow. No one must have been calling Snorge. He talked to Tom about the Navy for about 10 minutes. He wouldn't have done that if he really had people on hold.

Methinks the end is near for you, Snorgie.

I am not listening tonight, watching movies instead!...........I soooooo hope you are right!

[General Johnson Jameson]

Who gives a shit about the blizzard, Coaster is getting his ass banned.

Don't forget he is going to get his ass kickboxed too. Coaster, 

[coaster]

Who gives a shit about the blizzard, Coaster is getting his ass banned.

Evidently. This was in my inbox. "I'm waiting on MV you rule breaking cocksucker. I WILL GET YOU BANNED!!!" All MV has to do is read her post history. I find it ironic that a person who gives new agey massages/tugjobs for a living can be so tense. 
Getting back on topic, I wish I could of heard Noory ask if the Chinese celebrate New Year like we do on this planet. It saddens me that I missed that.

[MTB]

oh great... I haven't had a chance to get my noory bashing out in a few days and have to come home to this!!!!  ALL OF YOU GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOMS... im gettin MV's belt and then its beating time....

I don't have time right now to read back and see what ya'll are fightin about but... hope its good...

As far as the blizzard, an FB friend of mine says it's nasty in Boston

[Marc.Knight]

Evidently. This was in my inbox. "I'm waiting on MV you rule breaking cocksucker. I WILL GET YOU BANNED!!!" All MV has to do is read her post history. I find it ironic that a person who gives new agey massages/tugjobs for a living can be so tense. 
Getting back on topic, I wish I could of heard Noory ask if the Chinese celebrate New Year like we do on this planet. It saddens me that I missed that.

Not to worry.  The truth shall overcome.

[ShayP]

In a nutshell, a caller mentioned having asthma and after the call Noory wished him luck with his emphysema. *sigh*

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Wow. Snorge is back to talking to Tom. Seriously, there must be a huge drop in calls. Good sign!

He just took another call and right off the bat the caller says "...you'll probably hang up on me too..."

Rough night for Snorgie!

[Nebraska888]

Wow. Snorge is back to talking to Tom. Seriously, there must be a huge drop in calls. Good sign!

He just took another call and right off the bat the caller says "...you'll probably hang up on me too..."

Rough night for Snorgie!

Darn......I should have been listening!  Are you serious?  The caller ACTUALLY said that?  Love it!

[MTB]

A few more shows like this and UFO Phil won't want to be a part of it.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Did anyone happen to timestamp when any of the normal "things" happened? I know that you all know better than to torture the rest of your friends with having to struggle thru 2.5 hours of bullshit sandwiches travelling at 100 mph.
Seriously, anyone happen to mark any of this?

[ziznak]

ufo phil needs a 12 gauge slug to the dome.  and I read a little bit in regards to our recent gab drama.  I know exactly who is getting banned.

I haven't been listening to the show lately... I've checked funky's site but most of the show descriptions suck enough for me to just not care. 

I have however been listening to the Art stream and today heard one of THE best show ever.

Ed Dames and Fr M. Martin.  good stuff.

[coaster]

If Art was hosting he would of had a line open just for callers who were affected by the storm up east. I thought the weather channel was being manic like usual yesterday when they were forecasting 40 inches, but it looks like areas around Boston did get close to 40. Add high winds, and thats a hell of a storm.

[Insanity]

ufo phil needs a 12 gauge slug to the dome.  and I read a little bit in regards to our recent gab drama.  I know exactly who is getting banned.

I haven't been listening to the show lately... I've checked funky's site but most of the show descriptions suck enough for me to just not care. 

I have however been listening to the Art stream and today heard one of THE best show ever.

Ed Dames and Fr M. Martin.  good stuff.

There was a show on a few days ago, art interviewed a guy who had a ghost trapped in his bedroom useing pest replellers. It was great. Some person called in and told the guy his wife was lieing( about seeing the ghost, he couldent see it) and the reason she wasnt home to talk to art, was she was banging some other guy. The guy art interviewed was just going " eeeeeehhhhrrrrrr, I hope thats not true, "blink" "blink"

[General Johnson Jameson]

If Art was hosting he would of had a line open just for callers who were affected by the storm up east.

At least two lines imo. He may have committed the whole phonebank to the East. If the shit is going down that bad, it stands to reason.