George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Heh, politicians can at least get themselves elected to sumpthin'

Good point, P*B.  Wonder why they left the C2C "Science Advisor" off tonight's list of shameless hucksters?  Because all the Mayan calendar end-of-the-world crap was just another hoax and Hoagland wouldn't know anything about hoaxes???   

[coaster]

Hoaxland is probably busy tonight collecting torsion wave data playing with his wrist watch.

[Sleepwalker]

Its the shitfest all-stars tonight.

10-10:30pm: John Hogue, Mike Bara
10:30-11pm: Major Ed Dames
11-11:30pm: Lynn Marzulli, Dr. Bruce Goldberg
11:30pm-12am: Glynis McCants, Barbara Marx Hubbard
12-12:30am: Whitley Strieber, Wynn Free, Robert Gleason
12:30-1am: William Henry
1-1:30am: Graham Hancock, Daniel Pinchbeck
1:30-2am: Robert Bauval, Maurice Cotterell

I think I'll listen to Phil Hendrie talk to himself tonight.  I'll take Phil and his imaginary guests Bobbie Dooley, Margaret Grey, Chris Norton, Frodo the Puppet and Ted's of Beverly Hills over George and his shameless hucksters anytime.  Although there is something kind of amusing about Goldberg, the hypnotic dentist. Does George take show suggestions from losers/haters?  If so, I have an idea.  Goldberg could do a past-life regression on George while performing a root canal on him.

Goldberg:  What do you see, George?
George:  I thee beeradithzz.
Goldberg: Pyramids?
George: Yeth.  Aliethhzz are building them. 
Goldberg: Aliens are building the pyramids?
George:  Yethh. Alienthzz from the blanet Dibadoo.
Goldberg: You mean the Planet Nibiru?
George: Yeth.
Goldberg: And who are you, George?
George: I think I am the court jethterr for the barrow.
Goldberg:  Do you say court jester for the pharoah?
George: Yeth.
Goldberg:  Did you say yeth?
George:  Yeth.  There ith no thuch thing azz cointhidinth you know.
Goldberg: Rinse and spit.
George: Thpit?
Goldberg: Yeth. Thpit.

[Immy]

Idiot Jorch gets math wrong this time. The Gangnam Style song was Youtube's first video with one billion views, not million.  :

[astroguy]

Bara?  Seriously?  When did he become a Coast go-to guy?  Ug ... and looking at the rest of these people ... wow.  Gonna be hard listening to this one while I circle craters tomorrow.

And Hoagie should be on his cruise.  Robin must be all tittilated and excited to be surrounded by water -- it must be a homeopathist's dream!

[Juan]

20-minutes in and the BS level is unbelievable even for sNoory.
Hoagland via satellite phone - The reason for HAARP's existence is to keep the earth from tipping over, which is what the Mayan prophecy was all about.

sNoory to Hogue - Why are people doing all of these crazy things because of the Mayan Calender?

Hogue - claims to have started this back in 1987 with the Harmonic Convergence, which was the first step in the Mayan prophecy.

[astroguy]

Wait 'til Glynis tells us that it's a "2" day (1+2+2+1+2+0+1+2 = 11 -> 1+1 = 2) which means some bull's hit.

[ziznak]

Idiot Jorch gets math wrong this time. The Gangnam Style song was Youtube's first video with one billion views, not million.  :

I noticed that too!! I was just laying here kinda falling off to sleep but had enough mind to think... wtf? there's tons of youtube videos with a million views? oh that's right George is an idiot n probly screwed it up.

[NoMoreNoory]

Idiot Jorch gets math wrong this time. The Gangnam Style song was Youtube's first video with one billion views, not million.  :

Ha! Just beat me to it, Immy! How in the hell do you manage to do that? When 1 billion is the whole point of the story and you get it wrong, and you don't even notice that you screwed up and no-one in the studio spots it so you can apologise and correct yourself?? Just how??? Wtf goes on in the studio that no-one appears to care or to be paying the slightest attention to what's happaneen.

And is Joorch really discussing the price of milk? Really? Why? This has to do with C2C how exactly??

I'm at a loss with this whole crap shoot. This is going to be one long non-event. And while Noory has been banging on and on and on about this date on an almost daily basis for the last couple of years as a climactic event, now that it's here he is so shameless as to be saying things like 'As we've been predicting, nothing has happened.' Noory, you're a damned liar, a hypocrite and an amateurish incompetent. You just suck upon suck upon suck. And if you're reading this, Mr Noory, this is not about being a 'hater' it's called stating the blindingly obvious.

[ziznak]

hahaha your noory elf looks awesome in avy form!

[coaster]

20-minutes in and the BS level is unbelievable even for sNoory.
Hoagland via satellite phone - The reason for HAARP's existence is to keep the earth from tipping over, which is what the Mayan prophecy was all about.

Did he really say that? Hoagland is such a dumbass.

[MTB]

Yikes is this show bad.

[astroguy]

I'm at a loss with this whole crap shoot. This is going to be one long non-event. And while Noory has been banging on and on and on about this date on an almost daily basis for the last couple of years as a climactic event, now that it's here he is so shameless as to be saying things like 'As we've been predicting, nothing has happened.' Noory, you're a damned liar, a hypocrite and an amateurish incompetent. You just suck upon suck upon suck. And if you're reading this, Mr Noory, this is not about being a 'hater' it's called stating the blindingly obvious.

He's been saying up TO about the last 2 weeks that there would be something going on with the sun.

[coaster]

I caught an episode of that Ancient Aliens show tonight, and Noory was on there talking about 2012 and the sun. So yes, he is indeed full of it.

[Immy]

Did Jorch just say to the first caller "And Robert, you're absolutely right, Ron."    I think his brain had the polar shift.

[MTB]

I really hope the guy who just left the bunker wasn't for real.

[Juan]

Something has obviously happened.  The callers are even less focused and more rambling than ever.

sNoory - What if something happens tomorrow.
Barbara Marx Hubbard - Something will happen tomorrow, especially on the Internet.  In fact I'll be live on the Internet tomorrow blah, promote, blah, promote, blah. It will be the first birthday party for planet earth.

Dames - 2012 was a crock as he has been saying for years.  But 2013 will be horrible, including the kill shot.

The guy who claimed to be calling from his bunker was kind of funny.

[NoMoreNoory]

He should be contacting Bernstein and Brezhnev by Ouija board.....

[Juan]

Every one of these clowns is expressing amazement that the populace would be concerned that something would happen on this date.  That's after more than a decade of these very clowns promoting their ideas of disaster.

I planned to listen for comic amusement, but this is really sick.

[DAE]

Damn.  I couldn't resist popping in.  But I predict the following for the rest of this show:

- Non-stop speed dating.

- Minimal to ziltch sciences updates, ie alternative science.  Errr.. sorry, we got an 8 second HAARP update.  Fuji-what?  That was only 2 seconds so I didn't catch the full word.

- Non-stop hypothetical questions which don't require experts to answer; anybody's answer is suffice, thus is wasting good air time.

- Non-stop moon-walking, as everybody re-shifts their position to the new trend.... 'a new beginning'.   (Yeah right.  They all thought something grand was going to happen as in cosmically/visually/ectecterally.)

Meanwhile all hell is about to break loose on the political front; Doomsday staring at George Noory right in the face. 

I look forward to Sunday's show as well:

http://rt.com/news/maya-apocalypse-re-scheduled-616/

Going back to my window.  Keeping an early eye out for Santa.... 

[LAM4:2]

http://rt.com/news/maya-apocalypse-re-scheduled-616/

I was listening to C2C Somewhere in time with Art Bell last night, the topic was Mayan Prophesy and I recall that the guest said the end of the Mayan cycle is actually Dec 23,2012.

[DAE]

GayiamTV w/ George Noory - Episode 3 - Number Theory by Two Bloats

http://youtu.be/C-52AI_ojyQ

[ziznak]

GayiamTV w/ George Noory - Episode 3 - Number Theory by Two Bloats

http://youtu.be/C-52AI_ojyQ

nice vid.  For some reason in my head I've always used the long system which means I've been very wrong.  good thing I don't have to do anything with big numbers.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Every one of these clowns is expressing amazement that the populace would be concerned that something would happen on this date.  That's after more than a decade of these very clowns promoting their ideas of disaster.

Exactly! And Snorge was one of them. He's been trying to scare people with 2012 doom and gloom predictions (via dozens of guests as well as his own, um, "wisdom") since he took over the show 10 years ago. Now he's hyping the idea that he knew nothing would happen. 

The BS and back-peddling tonight is almost too much to take.

[ziznak]

I declare today the
Bullcrapeclipse.

BULL-CRAP-ECLIPSE: the day after a predicted apocalypse when hucksters and flim flamers attempt to talk their way out of being wrong.  It is also a celebration and a day to start your flim-flamming anew.  The day when your old bull crap is eclipsed by even newer more outrageous bull crap that will some how make your prior bull crap make sense.  God Bless you C2C hucksters and your never ending quest to steal cat lady ssi checks.

[mombird3]

It is a big joke! Lousy one at that.

[PB the Deplorable]

... And while Noory has been banging on and on and on about this date on an almost daily basis for the last couple of years as a climactic event, now that it's here he is so shameless as to be saying things like 'As we've been predicting, nothing has happened.' Noory, you're a damned liar, a hypocrite and an amateurish incompetent. You just suck upon suck upon suck. And if you're reading this, Mr Noory, this is not about being a 'hater' it's called stating the blindingly obvious.

George has been on every possible side discussing what would or wouldn't happen, he's agreed with every guest that came on and every caller that called to discuss it, no matter what they said. 

Something bad - George agreed, something good - George agreed with that too.  We'd get to the next level of consciousness when 12/21/12 came - George agreed.  Nothing at all - George agreed again.  The calendar was meaningless, it was just a cycle, the dates were way off, we'd just have to wait and see - George agreed with all of it. 

If George or any of the asshats that work for him read this - please don't get all sad and mad and talk about 'haters' when people post that George is a liar and his stories and comments shouldn't be trusted or believed.  Just think of it as that poster being on that side of the discussion that day.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm at a loss with this whole crap shoot. This is going to be one long non-event. And while Noory has been banging on and on and on about this date on an almost daily basis for the last couple of years as a climactic event, now that it's here he is so shameless as to be saying things like 'As we've been predicting, nothing has happened.' Noory, you're a damned liar, a hypocrite and an amateurish incompetent. You just suck upon suck upon suck. And if you're reading this, Mr Noory, this is not about being a 'hater' it's called stating the blindingly obvious.

You don't need anyone to tell you that the reason the 'non' backpeddling; "We told you all along nothing would happen" garbage is because the alternative: "Oh sorry folks; we're party to extracting money from you with our books and dvd's about an event we knew wouldn't happen, but enough stupid and dangerously vulnerable people would, to make it financially worthwhile"; is commercial suicide.

It's good to know the C2C 'science advisor' is on hand though to furnish the peons with his own brand of 'science'. Jeeeze, Scientists are frequently portrayed as lifeless, humourless and straight laced, but I bet they have to make excuses and go change their clothes after listening to this asshole after a few minutes. "Excuse me guys, keep a check on the telescope will you please, I've just wet myself after listening To Hoagland".

[PB the Deplorable]

Exactly! And Snorge was one of them. He's been trying to scare people with 2012 doom and gloom predictions (via dozens of guests as well as his own, um, "wisdom") since he took over the show 10 years ago. Now he's hyping the idea that he knew nothing would happen. 

The BS and back-peddling tonight is almost too much to take.

One of the first things George said after taking over as full time host was that he was going to quit on 12/21/12 if he made it that far.  He talked about it all the time.  He must thought it had some significance.  Now he's saying he predicted it didn't?  Then why bring it up over 1000 times in the first place.


Let me suggust what this was really about:  George knows he sucks.  The way he conducts the show, he practically shouts it every night.  He knew he didn't have what it took to host a nationally syndicated show.  He needed to create a persona - be the person in broadcasting most familiar and most interested in the paranormal.  So one of the things he talked up was the end of the Mayan Calendar - 10 years off at the time - yes, George Noory is a person that knows. 

George figured someone at PremRat would find him out, realize how lousy he is, but if they were on the fence about firing him at some point - maybe if he could instill the idea with enough people that he was somehow associated with broadcasting in 2012, they might just keep him on....

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Did Snorge just say "fingleprints"?  (presumably "fingerprints")

Highlight of the show for me. A real LOL moment!