George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

He looks a bit FATTER than I remember him.  Is it me or did he always have sort of a wrinkled baby bird look going from the side?? he seems to have filled out.  His black tie and pink shirt is awesome... its a circa 1980's new wave looking thing to me.  His stupid TV show covered EVERYTHING that the guest has covered before on Coast and in his own GMO documentaries.  George seems like he's overcompensating with the hands... like if he moves them enough and is animated then people will get distracted and not notice the crap flowing out of his mouth.  He's like a master of misdirection... by accident of course.

[MTB]

As much as he's continuing to flog the Mayan calendar BS I'm starting to wonder if he'll open special open lines next week to talk to people about what they'd do if the world had ended the week before.

[valdez]

I'm not normally that keen on religious themed guests but I'm liking tonight's guest, and the way he's shooting down all the Nibiru and apocalypse business...

     While I found Dr Lauren Cielo's concepts of spiritual "contracts" interesting, the segment was your basic Noory-psychic-"do we all have these abilities?" interview that rarely covers any new ground. Mike Heiser was one of the better guest I've heard in a while, and , yeah, he gets extra points for going after Stichen and his Nibiru nonsense.  And, as usual, good ole' George, who has stated too many times that he believes in all that crap, put up no defence of his departed friend beyond saying "it is what it is."  Huh?  Does that mean something, George?
     Open lines isn't open lines if you propose a theme (what would you do if it was your last day on earth?).  Some lady called in and said, "...everything is going to be better, I really believe everything is going to end."  Eh, ok, what?  And then the same guy who called Ian a while back saying he was a mutant, and his power was the ability to jump off buildings and not get hurt, called George and said he was waiting for a Mayan asteroid to come and bring him more powers.  Yeah.  And when his mental breakdown is complete I only hope he takes no one else with him.
     And the world didn't end.

[expat]

I'm not normally that keen on religious themed guests but I'm liking tonight's guest, and the way he's shooting down all the Nibiru and apocalypse business. I bet he won't be back on.

Mike Heiser has been on the show eighteen times, peddling essentially the same story. They never got him and Sitchin together, though. Pity, because Heiser is right.

[ItsOver]

I thought all the different faces were lousy photoshop jobs.  Turns out George apparently has so many hair dyes and makeup tricks, it's difficult to know what he looks like.  I wish he'd pick a 'look' and stick with it.  Then again, I don't think he's found it yet.

In this video he looks like he's about 4 feet tall and barely holding up that suit.   He once said, with a knowing chortle, that he never listens to his past shows.  I wonder if he watches himself afterward on these TV things.

Jorch never listens to his past shows?     I think I'll be an anti-Noory and not listen to his future shows.  Could it be a portal?


I think Jorch should stick to this look.

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[astroguy]

Mike Heiser has been on the show eighteen times, peddling essentially the same story. They never got him and Sitchin together, though. Pity, because Heiser is right.

What Expat said.  Heiser is also aware (I'd say "fan" but I don't know if that's the case) of me.  He's posted links to a few of my podcasts on his website/blog debunking various things, such as the Orion-pyramid "connection" and Planet X and the death of Phobos 2.  I'm trying to get another podcaster to interview me and him together.  We pretty much agree on everything except Heiser's sacred cow - Judeo-Christian religion.

[11angeleyes11]

It makes you feel special when they debunk you doesn't it?  L.A. Marzulli debunked one of my articles on his website last spring.  He did it in a very literary way.  When I write or research, I like to get ideas and explore them, and then write.  It is done in an exploratory manner such as, could this be, I find this interesting.    He did not attack me, just the article's belief.  That is fine with me just as long as I am not persecuted. 

[astroguy]

I mean that he posted links to my debunking saying they were good articles/podcasts.  I've gotten lots of site hits from him .

[NoMoreNoory]

Dolt On a Shelf

[popple]

I think Jorch should stick to this look.

Emphasis on STICK

[ItsOver]

Jorch will be covering the non-event, end of the world tonight.  That should be enlightening.  :  I wonder if Tommy has told Jorch that the world didn't end and it's safe to come out of his cave? 

[PB the Deplorable]

Jorch will be covering the non-event, end of the world tonight.  That should be enlightening.  :  I wonder if Tommy has told Jorch that the world didn't end and it's safe to come out of his cave?

End of the Mayan Calendar

Fri 12-21

George Noory will check in with various guests on the status of the post Mayan calendar world.


It's a special day - George probably bought Tommy an extra dessert at lunch.  After talking about this for years, George will have just the kind of show he loves - enough people on to mostly ask the basic 'how are you' questions and no time to get into anything new or interesting.

"I wuz talkin' uh-bout thuh Mayan Calendar back in thuh 80's.  I wuz the first one tuh say 2012 is coming"

- George Noory

"I really do buh-lieve 2012 is coming.  Whut doo-yuh think uh-bout that?"

- George Noory

[ziznak]

"It ish what it ish"

I heard this response from George last night and it had me rollin.  Valdez was right you would have thought such a dear beloved friend of Sitchin would have spoken up!

I also find it kind of funny how even the hard core Sitchin people think that 2012 is the return date.  If you do the math by Sitchin's theory don't we have another century or so before things go down?  3600 year orbit... hmmmmm.

[popple]

Jorch believes we have a 1 year window, so he's not gonna be upset we didn't go into darkness today.

[ItsOver]

End of the Mayan Calendar

Fri 12-21

George Noory will check in with various guests on the status of the post Mayan calendar world.


It's a special day - George probably bought Tommy an extra dessert at lunch.  After talking about this for years, George will have just the kind of show he loves - enough people on to mostly ask the basic 'how are you' questions and no time to get into anything new or interesting.

"I wuz talkin' uh-bout thuh Mayan Calendar back in thuh 80's.  I wuz the first one tuh say 2012 is coming"

- George Noory

"I really do buh-lieve 2012 is coming.  Whut doo-yuh think uh-bout that?"

- George Noory

He should bring back "The Meteor Man" from the disaster-of-a-show from this week.  I'd like to get his take that the lack of the end-of-the-world was ET sending us a message of good cheer for the Holidays.  Something dumb enough for Jorch to get his arms around.

[Juan]

I think I'll take an early nap so that I can hear all of this one.  I'm scanning the ethers and sensing a disaster.

[thefamilyghost]

Don't think I didn't notice your avatar ghost...I'm sorry if you live in Cali...learn to swim I guess? Vicariously I live while the whole world dies.

I didn't notice my own avatar! But yeah, fuck these dysfunctional insecure actresses 

[ItsOver]

I think I'll take an early nap so that I can hear all of this one.  I'm scanning the ethers and sensing a disaster.

Yeah, you can never count on the end-of-the-world but you can usually count on a C2C disaster.

[thefamilyghost]

I think I'll take an early nap so that I can hear all of this one.  I'm scanning the ethers and sensing a disaster.

I wish you the best of luck trying to make it through tonight's show (sober). I can tell you I won't be anywhere near my radio.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Its the shitfest all-stars tonight.

10-10:30pm: John Hogue, Mike Bara
10:30-11pm: Major Ed Dames
11-11:30pm: Lynn Marzulli, Dr. Bruce Goldberg
11:30pm-12am: Glynis McCants, Barbara Marx Hubbard
12-12:30am: Whitley Strieber, Wynn Free, Robert Gleason
12:30-1am: William Henry
1-1:30am: Graham Hancock, Daniel Pinchbeck
1:30-2am: Robert Bauval, Maurice Cotterell

[PB the Deplorable]

Its the shitfest all-stars tonight.

10-10:30pm: John Hogue, Mike Bara
10:30-11pm: Major Ed Dames
11-11:30pm: Lynn Marzulli, Dr. Bruce Goldberg
11:30pm-12am: Glynis McCants, Barbara Marx Hubbard
12-12:30am: Whitley Strieber, Wynn Free, Robert Gleason
12:30-1am: William Henry
1-1:30am: Graham Hancock, Daniel Pinchbeck
1:30-2am: Robert Bauval, Maurice Cotterell

Seeing that, I would expect a call from Richard C and maybe even Thuh Whur-ulds Greatesht Shtoryteller - Lionel Fanthorpe.  Followed up with UFO Pfill to cap things off. 

Linda is as far away as she can get from a radio or telephone.

[ItsOver]

Linda has a headache tonight. 

[ziznak]

Its the shitfest all-stars tonight.

10-10:30pm: John Hogue, Mike Bara
10:30-11pm: Major Ed Dames
11-11:30pm: Lynn Marzulli, Dr. Bruce Goldberg
11:30pm-12am: Glynis McCants, Barbara Marx Hubbard
12-12:30am: Whitley Strieber, Wynn Free, Robert Gleason
12:30-1am: William Henry
1-1:30am: Graham Hancock, Daniel Pinchbeck
1:30-2am: Robert Bauval, Maurice Cotterell

this is gonna be great!!!

ghost and mel: you gonna die a cancer!!! let the rabbits wear glasses!!!!

[VtaGeezer]

Tonight roster should have been scheduled for Wednesday. Once the 21st came and went on NZ and Aus, the plot was pretty much blown. Having a program on something that didn't occur...as most reasonable folk knew would be the case? Tonight seems pretty pointless to me.  Now if  Noory had a roster tonight of the morons who believed the hyped baloney and forsook their lives to move into a cave, or gave away their assets, it could be interesting.

[ziznak]

Tonight roster should have been scheduled for Wednesday. Once the 21st came and went on NZ and Aus, the plot was pretty much blown. Having a program on something that didn't occur...as most reasonable folk knew would be the case? Tonight seems pretty pointless to me.  Now if  Noory had a roster tonight of the morons who believed the hyped baloney and forsook their lives to move into a cave, or gave away their assets, it could be interesting.

oh cmon now you know how it goes... now we get to hear all the half assed excuses about why we're really not passing through the dark rift YET... it only just started... cause depending on where you look at the planet and the center of the universe from will change exactly when that happens... (love astros podcast on this btw).  Sitchins theory says it would be in the next century.  Now everybody and their mom is going to act like something DID just happen... and now shits all new and things are gonna start happening now.  These people function through ad lib... they're like a running "whose line is it" skit that never ends.  We're gonna hear some great BS tonight I CANT FRIGGIN WAIT!

[coaster]

Yeah, that is a list of back-pedalin' rubes alright. Strieber has been going on about this crap for what now, 15 years? Same with Major Head Games. They are going to say something like "it's just begun" or "it won't happen if you don't believe" I will not be listening to tonight's show. I've had enough of all this 2012 nonsense.

[ItsOver]

Absolutely.  The usual C2C cast of miscreants.  They're like politicians.  B.S. just begets more B.S.

[PB the Deplorable]

Absolutely.  The usual C2C cast of miscreants.  They're like politicians.  B.S. just begets more B.S.

Heh, politicians can at least get themselves elected to sumpthin'

[McPhallus]

I wonder if Dames will claim that despite all the noise, he somehow knew that nothing was going to happen.

Yeah, that is a list of back-pedalin' rubes alright. Strieber has been going on about this crap for what now, 15 years? Same with Major Head Games. They are going to say something like "it's just begun" or "it won't happen if you don't believe" I will not be listening to tonight's show. I've had enough of all this 2012 nonsense.

[RJ]

Its the shitfest all-stars tonight.

10-10:30pm: John Hogue, Mike Bara
10:30-11pm: Major Ed Dames
11-11:30pm: Lynn Marzulli, Dr. Bruce Goldberg
11:30pm-12am: Glynis McCants, Barbara Marx Hubbard
12-12:30am: Whitley Strieber, Wynn Free, Robert Gleason
12:30-1am: William Henry
1-1:30am: Graham Hancock, Daniel Pinchbeck
1:30-2am: Robert Bauval, Maurice Cotterell

STALE!!! ...... I'm so sick of these people!  Coast to Toast