George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[sleeplessinca]

i was just about to start taking bets - lost connection or a simple bye-bye?

[Sleepwalker]

What are your thoughts on this folks?

Why that father is smiling is a question only a psychiatrist or psychologist could address. Here's a layman's guess - the man is experiencing a parent's worst nightmare.  The human mind has ways of shielding itself during shock and extreme grief.   My own mother had no recollection of attending her sister's funeral, even though she was there. The sight of her sister in a coffin was too much so her mind just blanked it out.  One thing I do know:  Whoever posted that video to You Tube suggesting the Sandy Hook massacre is a conspiracy to take away people's guns is completely insane. 

[Darisi]

This is embarrassingly awkward to hear. Anyone wanna bet Jorch "loses" this guy's connection at the half hour?

No bet. No way.  Now how.   Even Jorch has to dump this loser.   I just curious what the excuse will be.

[sleeplessinca]

they are trawling for callers...

[popple]

Jorch doesn't even know what Sandy Hook is 

[ziznak]

Jorch doesn't even know what Sandy Hook is 

He thinks its some sort of problem you have while fishing...

lol
George just said "well, there's sumphin goin aaan owt they're"

there's no way this guy is gonna last very long with George already using his best in meaningless responses.

[Juan]

OMG - sNoory just asked an appropriate followup question:
(Somewhat paraphrasing)

Caller:  Now, George, listen to me.
sNoory: As I always do.
Caller:  There are beings who come to earth without craft.
sNoory:  Interdimensional?
Caller:  That would be a way to put it.  They come as balls of light then change.
sNoory: Are they angels?
Caller:  mumble, mumble, mumble
sNoory: NOW THE IMPORTANT QUESTION, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

How in the world did that question pop out of George's mouth?  That's a question that Art, or any reasonable interlocutor would have asked.

[MTB]

Long time lurker, first time poster....I registered just to comment on this.  From the opening "news" segment with Alex Jones right up to the crank addled guest getting the hook, this show has been a trainwreck even by recent Coast standards.

[Juan]

Welcome to coastgab.  You fit right in.

[MTB]

Thanks Fill...I guess I just reached my fill of doommongers.

[Juan]

Now, on Christmas Eve, sNoory will have a moment of silence for the victims of "that shooting in Connecticut."  The same shooting he didn't remember a half-hour ago.  Someone who gets the show on Christmas Eve, report back and let us know if he does it.  My station blows out Coast for 24-hours of Christmas music.

[ItsOver]

Long time lurker, first time poster....I registered just to comment on this.  From the opening "news" segment with Alex Jones right up to the crank addled guest getting the hook, this show has been a trainwreck even by recent Coast standards.

Welcome.  You called this trainwreck correctly.  I haven't listened to Jorch in awhile but made the mistake of turning it on for the second hour.  I think even shameless Jorge felt embarrassed with this disaster.  Geesh.... how awkward.  I'm surprised they made it for the full hour, even with a half-hour of taking calls.  Straight to open lines for the rest of the show.  Jorch seemed to act as if it was planned all along, remarking they'd be "doing open lines, since the usual Friday open lines were going to be replaced with the "end-of-the-world" show."  Yeah, right Jorch. :  Just admit who ever is doing your guest screening is really screwing-up.

If I were Jorch, I wouldn't be worrying about the end of the world, I'd be worrying about the end of C2C.

[ziznak]

Amazeeeen...
dude got dropped right after I clicked post earlier
and right after I clicked post I clicked close on my handy dandy I fart radio page...

I'm unable to remember any recent interesting shows from Jorch... He sucks consistently every night he's on as well as his guests some of whom are normally intriguing. 

welcome aboard mtb

[ItsOver]

He thinks its some sort of problem you have while fishing...

lol
George just said "well, there's sumphin goin aaan owt they're"

there's no way this guy is gonna last very long with George already using his best in meaningless responses.

Yeah, I got a good laugh when Jorch made that "there's sumphin weird goin aaan  owt there, fer shure..." as he was bumbling along trying to kill time before he pulled the plug on The Meteor Man.  What the? Was I hearing this guy correctly?  He believed ET targeted the taillight of somebody's car with a meteor to send us a message???  WTF???   :

[MTB]

The guest was so far removed from what the website led me to believe he'd be about that I have to wonder exactly what went on there. I spend enough time on websites devoted to both accepted science and fringe stuff that I can't believe they were hard up enough to book that guy for a full show.

[driton]

Not sure if anyone has linked this laugher, but heres Jorch's full premier show

Beyond Belief with George Noory - GMOs with Jeffery M. Smith

Holding the bag of corn chips at the very beginning was great, bet they were really pizza rolls...

[Morgus]

This is embarrassingly awkward to hear. Anyone wanna bet Jorch "loses" this guy's connection at the half hour?

close, Noory kept the guest on for one hour, but started taking calls for the guest before the hour was up - thats always a sure sign the guest will be dumped when he returns at the top of the hour.
Noory never even mentions why the guest was dumped, he just goes on with the show like it was all part of the plan and has two hours of open lines all of a sudden.

[Morgus]

Noory just mentioned that on his live Christmas Eve show, he will be interviewing Santa Claus in the first hour.
Noory's show has now turned into a kid's show and he is like Captain Kangaroo...

[MTB]

You say that now, but Santa sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, and knows when you've been bad or good. When he blows the lid off the globalist nephilim GMO globalist elite Blue Meanie conspiracy you won't be laughing then.

[popple]

If I were Jorch, I wouldn't be worrying about the end of the world, I'd be worrying about the end of C2C.

I'd be worried about the end of my brain cells. How could he forget what Sandy Hook is? And how could he ask if it was something like a rocket launcher? I can't even following this show lol That was a clusterfuck of confusion.


That one caller said they need an auditorium to host coast to coast listening sessions. They have over 100 people who gather together. They loved him talking about burning his mouth on that demonic pizza roll. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT???

[mombird3]

This show is the worst show ever. I think they arestarting to have problems with finding guests.

[Yorkshire pud]

Why that father is smiling is a question only a psychiatrist or psychologist could address. Here's a layman's guess - the man is experiencing a parent's worst nightmare.  The human mind has ways of shielding itself during shock and extreme grief.   My own mother had no recollection of attending her sister's funeral, even though she was there. The sight of her sister in a coffin was too much so her mind just blanked it out.  One thing I do know:  Whoever posted that video to You Tube suggesting the Sandy Hook massacre is a conspiracy to take away people's guns is completely insane.

Yes indeed Sleepwalker; I can't bring myself to listen to the posted C2C show, reading what others have said about it is enough. I just know I will get very angry and start posting similarly angry but futile messages to those on YT who are so screwed up they'll give such an idea the time of day. Anyone who has suffered unimaginable loss has no 'normal'..Reality isn't real. It's futile to ask these morons if they've heard of shock. It's pointless pointiing out to them that in such situations, people go into autopilot, and they do because their loss hasn't sunk in yet. I'm not going to say why I know this, because it isn't about me. The conspiracy fuckwits are too narcissistic to even consider any of the psychology behind why and how people function at a primitive let alone higher level. I just wish they would find a cave somewhere (or a remote island) and congregate so they can preach their uninformed bullshit to each other for the rest of their natural pathetic little lives. Not that I have any strong feelings on the matter you understand.   

[PB the Deplorable]

... How could he forget what Sandy Hook is?...

He never knew the name of the town in the first place.

It's all that show prep he does, his interest in people and the world around him, and all those years of broadcasting experience that make George's show a clinic in informed excellence

[General Johnson Jameson]

Pardon my absence my fellow denizens of the night. Might I say preliminarily that I vehemontly feel that Noory still eats cock and sucks. Secondly, I have missed my heartfelt conversations and opinions with my fellow friends. Thirdly and most importanly...
I came across a newsfeed concerning Art visiting Coastgab and actually taking the time to comment regarding Noory the unrelenting master of cockmasterness. Are these rumours true? Has the great one finally made his presense and feelings known to our loyal band? Or has this been dubbed hoax?
I haven't had time to delve into this myself, any investigation conducted prior with synopsis or links for me to synopsithise would be most apppreciated.

NOORY LOVES THE CAULK

[General Johnson Jameson]

Noory just mentioned that on his live Christmas Eve show, he will be interviewing Santa Claus in the first hour.
Noory's show has now turned into a kid's show and he is like Captain Kangaroo...

Morgus, this wouldn't be the same Santa Claus that has been passing out rubbers and hypodermic needles sighted recently in Bronx NY has it? I saw that guy on a vid. Noory looking out for the little peoplem, obviously. They even had female rubbers which I suspect was Noory's insistance due to the rumours regarding him and Tommy, ya dig 

[DarkDestroyer98]

I'm not sure why but my station is playing a repeat show with Ian. It's the show dealing with Jim Sullivan. Ian was in for George in this one, again, I have no idea why the station is airing an repeat. "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I" had just come out...Ian mentioned this, so that is how far back this repeat is. The second hour guest deals with England and magic. Again. I have no idea why the station is airing a repeat.

[popple]

I hope Jorch asks Santa what he does when a mean baby sits on his lap.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I hope Jorch asks Santa what he does when a mean baby sits on his lap.

I hope Jorch asks Santa if he's an angel, if his reindeer are IFOs (Identified Flying Objects) and if his sleigh is able to travel around the entire planet in just one night by using portals.

Oh, and I hope Santa gives Jorch a stocking full of pizza rolls for Christmas since Jorge has been a bad little host. Ho-ho-ho. (Bon appetite, Jorch.)

[PB the Deplorable]

Whatever it is, it will be dumb and lazy.

'Hi Santa, how are yoo...'  Ugh.

[Yorkshire pud]

Whatever it is, it will be dumb and lazy.

'Hi Santa, how are yoo...'  Ugh.

"Hiya Georgy....boy, wanna see some puppies?"