George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ZombiePoppa]

Right now Jorch is talking to Santa! OMG what great radio! LOL, I'm not 6, George, you fucking retard! LOLOLOLZ, you're destroying a once great radio program with your asinine garbage, LOL!

[ACE of CLUBS]

Have you been a good boy Georgie? ......No!
Well, no toys for you to play with this year ....... you'll just have keep playing with your pecker, or that road kill cat till next Christmas.

[NoMoreNoory]

Merry Christmas, fellow-haters.

You know, you have to hand it to Joorch. I bet most of us felt that his Not The End Of The World debacle, had plumbed such depths of complete awfulness, it would be hard for The Master to equal it. Yet here he is, just three days later, putting that show firmly in the shadows. This vomit-inducing pile of crap has set a new bar for the abysmal.
It feels even worse coming on the back of such an outstanding programme from Knapp last night. Four hours of the kind of rational, adult, intelligent discussion of which Noory is entirely incapable.

[ziznak]

... this is so gay ...

George Noory Sucks... Merry Christmas

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh Good God. That's it. The End. His mother just called him. He's talking about his dad and sister and he's crying on air. I don't have words for this. It's offensive.

[armyvet8896]

For some reason we are not getting the show in Louisville. They are just playing Christmas music

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh Good God. That's it. The End. His mother just called him. He's talking about his dad and sister and he's crying on air. I don't have words for this. It's offensive.

Hang on for a bit, he hasn't started reminiscing about his old dog Casey and barking yet

[Morgus]

For some reason we are not getting the show in Louisville. They are just playing Christmas music

that happens with lots of stations around the country on Christmas Eve and Day, pre-empt programming for holiday music since all other shows are replays for the holiday week anyway.

[NoMoreNoory]

For some reason we are not getting the show in Louisville. They are just playing Christmas music

Count yourself lucky. Now we've had the Jimmy Stewart 'impression' and his son calling him. He needs to be arrested for crimes against radio

[Morgus]

Oh Good God. That's it. The End. His mother just called him. He's talking about his dad and sister and he's crying on air. I don't have words for this. It's offensive.

and then one of his sons called in.
who will be next, daughter 'Julie' ? 

[Morgus]

Noory's Jimmy Stewart impression was incredibly lame.
Even worse than when he did it on the air ten times before...

[SnapT]

George's son Jonathan just called.  He revealed that as a kid, he only saw George on weekends and on Christmas.

George gave the impression that he couldn't WAIT to get him off the line and on to the next caller.  Tommy may get a spanking for setting up all these Noory family phone calls.

[SnapT]

I can't stop giggling at Noory's Jimmy Stewart impression.  "Can I borrow $500, Mr. Potter?!"

He could've at least quoted an actual line from the movie.  George Bailey would rather eat his hat than borrow a small fortune from Mr. Potter!

[Morgus]

Now Pat Boone is giving a holiday greeting, addressing listeners as 'fellow Noorians'
sounds like he is referring to inhabitants of the planet Noory.
how sickening...

[HAL 9000]

For some reason we are not getting the show in Louisville. They are just playing Christmas music

I'm not sure why you'd want to, but you could always listen here:
http://www.kfiam640.com/main.html

Currently listening to Vivaldi, which I'm guessing sure is better than any Snoron show.

[mombird3]

Anything is better.

[Morgus]

Now Noory is playing a christmas song sung by regular guest Christian Wilde...
Will Noory himself sing some christmas song tonight trying to sound like Elvis?

[SnapT]

Caller dropping DOCTOR WHO references, that must confuse Noory to no end.  He's baffled at STAR TREK references. 

All the TV he ever watched was THE TWILIGHT ZONE, LOST IN SPACE, and DARK SHADOWS.

[coaster]

While I can understand Noory crying over a lost loved one, coast to coast is not the place for it imo.

[mombird3]

Maybe his singing will get him off the air. Like Karioki music. YUCK. He should not sing. Have respect for us. OUR EARS cannot take this.

[SnapT]

A caller just wished President Clinton and his wife Hillary a happy holiday.  I suddenly perked up, hoping this was a time traveller calling from the 1990s who might be able to warn the past Art Bell about Noory.

[mombird3]

His singing put the show in a time warp. Maybe Noory passed out from singing. And they put an old show on instead.

[Morgus]

Noory is having lots more secret special guests calling in now.
Its turning into another of his 'secret door' shows all of a sudden with the guest changing their voice to try to fool him and Noory tries to guess who it is.

[Morgus]

Now one of Noory's daughters did just call in too, like I guessed earlier...

[coaster]

I just tuned in to hear noory basically just hang up on joshua p warren. And every other call is depressing. merry christmas... :/

[SnapT]

Noory's second daughter Christy called in, Noory reminding her about the Larry L. King incident.  She was clearly annoyed that he brought it up.

He repeated that she's "Daughter Number Two" multiple times, hoping that "Daughter Number One" would call in too.  How insulting is that?  Doesn't he realize what people associate the term "Number Two" with?

[NoMoreNoory]

The guy who wished Bill and Hillary sounded like the ghost of Liberace. He's trailed his anniversary show on Jan 6 and prescribed tombrack to a caller with cancer. It's dizzying trying to keep up with this!

[SnapT]

The Clinton caller sounded like Harvey Fierstein of INDEPENDENCE DAY fame to me!  Yet another reason I hoped he was calling from the 1990s.

[MV/Liberace!]

wth...

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[astroguy]

Guess this is one I won't be listening to tomorrow.