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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Quote from: Dateline on September 22, 2016, 07:25:16 PM
I heard this was not the weekend rotation, but during the week due to ratings.

George will be able to take his vaudeville act on the road - singing, story telling, jokes, interviews, medical advice

Donald Noory

Maybe Jorch will become a full-time novelist after the suckcess of Night Talk. He'll first have to hire a full-time ghostwriter, though.

JesusJuice

Noory's split shows do bother me. It's because each half has no relation to the other. For example tonight's split show is Physics & Jazz / BTK Killer.

Donald Noory

Quote from: JesusJuice on September 22, 2016, 09:25:49 PM
Noory's split shows do bother me. It's because each has no relation to the other. For example tonight's split show is Physics & Jazz / BTK Killer.

Jorch will ask the second guest why the BLT killer named himself after a sandwich.

Or Jorch will get confused and do a BTK Physics / Killer Jazz show.

Quote from: Dateline on September 22, 2016, 06:58:17 PM
The rumblings in Hollywood are that Premrat is in closed dealings with that Church man.  Time to move forward into a new era.

This is interesting if true. Especially since right now Church has fewer than one tenth of the listeners of an MITD rerun:

http://s6.voscast.com:7948/index.html?sid=1

Dateline

This is the scuttlebutt that I heard at the Hollywood Starbucks, not to be confused with the Martinez Starbucks, but they were sooo impressed with Norry's showing at the Shapiro benefit, that they have or are going to create a specially designed position for him until the contract ends.  It will be something like a Benefit or Giving Excecutive.  He will be attending benefits, selling health products and advertising. 

Juan Cena

Quote from: Northern Nights on September 22, 2016, 09:34:24 PM
Or Jorch will get confused and do a BTK Physics / Killer Jazz show.

Killer Jazz might make for an interesting show.

Juan Cena



Well I guess the BTK killer will be up first. Which suits me just as well.

JesusJuice

The Jazz & Physics portion of the show tonight has been dropped! We're going BTK Killer all night!

JesusJuice

George asked the guest how many people do you need to kill before you're officially a "serial killer". She said the old F.B.I. definition was three but they've since changed it to two. He said that's not fair to the people that had to kill three people under the old definition. She just laughed but he's right you know.

Morgus

Second Half: Exopolitics pioneer Michael Salla talks about Gene Roddenberry and Star Trek, secret space programs, and ET contact.

Dateline

Tell all the mean babies there really is a real life Adams family, Norry and friends.

Dateline

Sources are correct.  Jimmy Church is on tonight, and Norry is out to pasture.

Morgus

Jimmy Church on c2c just mentioned he was filling in tonight for Noory who is appearing tonight at an iHeart Radio music event in Las Vegas.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on September 22, 2016, 07:22:17 PM
I don't listen to Church.  He's a grade A dick.  Maybe he'll start a new show with Premrat.  If Knapp and Schrader get bumped off the rotation, I'll be royally pissed.  Does anybody have a source for these rumors?

I can't imagine his gf liking the way he refers to her.  I can't remember what he calls her, but it sounds really unflattering to me.


Quote from: albrecht on September 22, 2016, 07:18:15 PM
Ugh, at least with Norry you get some humor; albeit inadvertent. With Church it is just bad bumper music, fake inflections ("daaaark," for example,) and shout outs to something called Fadernaughts.
-GNS
-Göbekli Tepe
Albrecht, I was trying to figure out why I really don't care much for Jimmy and I think you've pretty much nailed it. Also, he makes me think of Church's Chicken.



Quote from: Morgus on September 23, 2016, 10:11:12 PM
Jimmy Church on c2c just mentioned he was filling in tonight for Noory who is appearing tonight at an iHeart Radio music event in Las Vegas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_ARQaqT7c

Juan Cena

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 22, 2016, 08:53:16 PM
Yes, but what happens to Tommy?

He gets more time to hang out at Golden Corral on the weekends.

Dateline

Quote from: Juan Cena on September 24, 2016, 09:47:21 PM
He gets more time to hang out at Golden Corral on the weekends.

Second Shift is at Pondarosa Steak House.


Quote from: sumthinz going on on September 24, 2016, 01:56:17 AM
Albrecht, I was trying to figure out why I really don't care much for Jimmy and I think you've pretty much nailed it. Also, he makes me think of Church's Chicken.

Am I the only one that thinks Jimmy sounds suspiciously like Dave Schrader tonight?

Nebraska888

Quote from: loveslibraries on September 25, 2016, 01:48:13 AM
Am I the only one that thinks Jimmy sounds suspiciously like Dave Schrader tonight?


I noticed that too.  He was lowering his voice as he said before each break:  Coast to Coast........

Jimmy is better than Noory.......I don't completely dislike him.  But, he has one hell of a large ego.  Did anyone catch the caller who was complimenting about what a great voice he/she had.  The caller hadn't clarified if he was speaking to the woman guest or Jimmy.  The woman guest said, "Thank you"....and Church jumped in and said, "He was speaking to me."........AND, JIMMY WASN'T JOKING.......he was serious.  OMG.

Robert

Quote from: Nebraska888 on September 25, 2016, 03:49:57 PMJimmy is better than Noory.
But that's not even close.  Church was very engaged w the guest & subject last time, at a level Noory practically never is.  Still, I wonder whether if Noory did the show as infrequently as that, & got to pick a subject he was interested in, he'd be close to as good as Church.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Nebraska888 on September 25, 2016, 03:49:57 PM

I noticed that too.  He was lowering his voice as he said before each break:  Coast to Coast........

Jimmy is better than Noory.......I don't completely dislike him.  But, he has one hell of a large ego.  Did anyone catch the caller who was complimenting about what a great voice he/she had.  The caller hadn't clarified if he was speaking to the woman guest or Jimmy.  The woman guest said, "Thank you"....and Church jumped in and said, "He was speaking to me."........AND, JIMMY WASN'T JOKING.......he was serious.  OMG.


I randomly heard this in my car...  I had no idea what to make of it.



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