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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: JesusJuice on October 13, 2016, 01:58:47 AM
"I'll always remember that scene in Indiana Jones where Sean Connery says to Michael Douglas..."

Time for his meds. lol.

136 or 142

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 12, 2016, 11:06:22 PM
It's great listening to this guest debunk all of Noory's idiotic beliefs.  I wonder if Tommy scheduled him to appear on the program to get revenge on Noory for something.

I meant to write "all of Noory's idiotic beliefs in these matters" (ISIL, Russian appeasement, the reality of Putin.)

Tommy still needs to book a guest to explain to George why genuine coincidences actually happen all the time.

A guest to explain the reality of the Federal Reserve would also be nice, but I don't expect a guest like that to appear on a conspiracy themed show.  Besides, if told the Federal Reserve isn't, de facto, owned by the private banks,  Noory would just say "I think so too."

michio

Georgie, you pronounce it as Dart-muth like in the video, not Dart-mouth as you said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8wK3JxBL3M

Dateline

Going to New Orleans to hear Norry at a JFK conference would be just as much fun as having experienced Hurricane Katrina.

TigerLily


The topic of jazz and physics sounds so interesting. But here is Snorge Goory starting off with his Intelligent Design and the Big Bang disconnect. You can't get the big bang theory, Snorge, because you are a Big Blithering Idiot. -GNS

Cool music though

zeebo

Quote from: TigerLily on October 13, 2016, 10:51:29 PM
The topic of jazz and physics sounds so interesting. But ...

I'm digging the guest, cool ideas.  George's pacing is off as usual with the science guests, blurting out a multi-verse question in the first few minutes.  Dude, let's establish some understanding of our own universe for a bit before you jump dimensions on us.


TigerLily


Can't. Stand. Dave's. Stupidity. Signing off.  -GNS even worse than I remember

Holy crap - that was the worst sounding music ever. Oh sorry.. that was jazz? Well then it's really really good and I just don't understand it.

On second thought, it sucks. If music isn't entertaining, it has failed.(same goes for radio shows.)

George: "Who did it? God???"
Shitty JazzGuest: "Alright, sure: I'm willing to define that which we do not understand and which we cannot conceptually get our heads around, as 'God'."
George: "Alright. Good."

Sigh.....

theONE

Quote from: TigerLily on October 13, 2016, 10:58:28 PM
Can't. Stand. Dave's. Stupidity. Signing off.  -GNS even worse than I remember
George Ralph Noory (born June 4, 1950) is a radio talk show host.

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Quote from: Dateline on October 13, 2016, 10:51:01 PM
Going to New Orleans to hear Norry at a JFK conference would be just as much fun as having experienced Hurricane Katrina.

I experienced Katrina. There were bodies floating. There were houses literally laying on their sides. A friend woke up in the middle of the night screaming and covered in some bizarre rash from the water, had to be helicoptered out. .. when I turned on the radio just now and heard GN + a Jazzoid/Physics nerd conversing, I screamed in horror. I'll never be the same.

Morgus

Quote from: Dateline on October 13, 2016, 10:57:49 PM
I sense that Norry is Lost In Space.
Noory should be sent on a "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea"  8)

theONE

Quote from: Morgus on October 13, 2016, 11:06:24 PM
Noory should be sent on a "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea"  8)

Nooo, that's not cruel enough.
George should marry Heather Wade aka (Redacted) and have child with her, and that child should be taken from them and adopted by.. Art

Dateline

Seriously, this guest would be excellent if he were interviewed by Dennis Praeger. 

theONE

Quote from: Morgus on October 13, 2016, 11:06:24 PM
Noory should be sent on a "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea"  8)
Almost finishing bottle of METAXA Amphora 7-Stars that I started tonight and I have a fucking fuck question.
How da'Fuck is possible that idiots and low quality radio hosts like George Ralph Noory /or Heather Fucking Wade-(Redacted)/ are still
behind the mike working as radio hosts.
OK, with Fucking Heather girl-Noory (Redacted) I understand, ..Art is propelling MITD show because Art is thinking not with his brain but
with his 'semen delivery unit'.

But how da'Fuck big operation like C2C is not capable of comprehending that it's host is on a sewer line level and is diminishing possible growth
and expansion of that show.
Especially that so many [intelligent] people expressed that opinion.

But I guess it's the same as McDonald's selling millions hamburgers each day to people who believe that they are getting quality meat, quality food
same with C2C, that sub-standard shit-show is having enough of imbeciles who are supporting by purchasing "Coast Insider" and calling
to the show to give C2C reason to keep that imbecil George Ralph Noory employed.

Fuck, by what cosmic providence is this allowed to be.

Satan, ..fucking Satan did it.



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theONE

George Ralph fucking Noory ...this is for you _ you fucking incredibly mentally restricted asshole

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136 or 142

Quote from: Dateline on October 13, 2016, 11:20:07 PM
Seriously, this guest would be excellent if he were interviewed by Dennis Praeger.

Dennis Prager, the California based talk show host?  That guy is a pompous moron.

theONE

OK METAXA bottle is empty, or I open second one or I go to sleep.
One day I will banned or in the top right corner :-*

Fuck both options are so challenging and potentially liberating......................

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theONE

OK, I just received personal notification /mortification/ that I was granted the elusive TURBO MODE.  :'( :-\ :-X :-[ ::) ??? 8) :o :(

Time to open second bo ttl le of Mtraxa ,hehehe



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ShayP

The guest was telling Noory about his theory on the Big Bang.  The guest stated that the the universe started as a "tiny primordial atom."  Noory immediately blurted out..."Was it microscopic!?"

136 or 142

Quote from: ShayP on October 14, 2016, 04:16:03 AM
The guest was telling Noory about his theory on the Big Bang.  The guest stated that the the universe started as a "tiny primordial atom."  Noory immediately blurted out..."Was it microscopic!?"

Yes, I heard that.  Too bad the guest didn't reply "It was a mean atom."

ShayP

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 14, 2016, 04:25:31 AM
Yes, I heard that.  Too bad the guest didn't reply "It was a mean atom."

LOL! The guest should've just hung up.

albrecht

Quote from: JesusJuice on October 13, 2016, 01:58:47 AM
"I'll always remember that scene in Indiana Jones where Sean Connery says to Michael Douglas..."
Just listened to this show and laughed out loud when he ended it that way. And he made his voice to sound deeper and profound like he was making some deep thought or pondering on God and forgiveness (the subject the guest Sonya was talking about.)

It is telling besides the obvious mistake how to Norry everything needs to be referenced on one a few movies he's watch (though he usually gets the actors wrong and cannot remember the names of the movies.) Never references real events, historical events, books, personal experience but almost always something from a few movies.

136 or 142

Quote from: albrecht on October 14, 2016, 11:03:12 AM
Just listened to this show and laughed out loud when he ended it that way. And he made his voice to sound deeper and profound like he was making some deep thought or pondering on God and forgiveness (the subject the guest Sonya was talking about.)

It is telling besides the obvious mistake how to Norry everything needs to be referenced on one a few movies he's watch (though he usually gets the actors wrong and cannot remember the names of the movies.) Never references real events, historical events, books, personal experience but almost always something from a few movies.

I think we need to forgive Noory for this.  We should (Walter) White-wash this from our collective memories.

Izintit?

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 14, 2016, 01:00:08 AM
Dennis Prager, the California based talk show host?  That guy is a pompous moron.
Okay, Rachel Maddow,then.

ItsOver

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 12:38:25 AM
...But I guess it's the same as McDonald's selling millions hamburgers each day to people who believe that they are getting quality meat, quality food
same with C2C, that sub-standard shit-show is having enough of imbeciles who are supporting by purchasing "Coast Insider" and calling
to the show to give C2C reason to keep that imbecil George Ralph Noory employed.

Fuck, by what cosmic providence is this allowed to be.

Satan, ..fucking Satan did it.
Sounds good.  My advice is to keep drinking heavily.


Izintit?

Quote from: albrecht on October 14, 2016, 11:03:12 AM
Just listened to this show and laughed out loud when he ended it that way. And he made his voice to sound deeper and profound like he was making some deep thought or pondering on God and forgiveness (the subject the guest Sonya was talking about.)

It is telling besides the obvious mistake how to Norry everything needs to be referenced on one a few movies he's watch (though he usually gets the actors wrong and cannot remember the names of the movies.) Never references real events, historical events, books, personal experience but almost always something from a few movies.
Anything after 1968 George is a little "fuzzy" about. GNS


Izintit?

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 12:38:25 AM
Almost finishing bottle of METAXA Amphora 7-Stars that I started tonight and I have a fucking fuck question.
How da'Fuck is possible that idiots and low quality radio hosts like George Ralph Noory /or Heather Fucking Wade-(Redacted)/ are still
behind the mike working as radio hosts.
OK, with Fucking Heather girl-Noory (Redacted) I understand, ..Art is propelling MITD show because Art is thinking not with his brain but
with his 'semen delivery unit'.

But how da'Fuck big operation like C2C is not capable of comprehending that it's host is on a sewer line level and is diminishing possible growth
and expansion of that show.
Especially that so many [intelligent] people expressed that opinion.

But I guess it's the same as McDonald's selling millions hamburgers each day to people who believe that they are getting quality meat, quality food
same with C2C, that sub-standard shit-show is having enough of imbeciles who are supporting by purchasing "Coast Insider" and calling
to the show to give C2C reason to keep that imbecil George Ralph Noory employed.

Fuck, by what cosmic providence is this allowed to be.

Satan, ..fucking Satan did it.
Very good theory. I knew there was a reason George always mentioned the Devil.

Izintit?

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 14, 2016, 01:00:30 PM
How about Dave Schrader ?
Anybody! Hell, Marlee Matlin would do a better radio interview than Vapid George.

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