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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Dateline

The ole geezer is winding down.

The future is with Jimmy Church on tonight.

Chine

I'm actually listening tonight because I really like Loyd Auerbach.


Gyoza Girl

Last night in a discussion of why clowns are scary, the guest mentioned that as a kid he watched "Bozo the Clown." His next comment should've been: "And now we are watching Bozo the presidential candidate."

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on October 15, 2016, 05:10:20 PM
Last night in a discussion of why clowns are scary, the guest mentioned that as a kid he watched "Bozo the Clown." His next comment should've been: "And now we are watching Bozo the presidential candidate."

Obozo is already president.

Kidnostad3

On the Oct 14 show while interviewing Malcom Nance Jorch said "....in states like Pennsylvania, Ohio, Cleveland......"  You can't make this stuff up.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on October 15, 2016, 07:31:15 PM
On the Oct 14 show while interviewing Malcom Nance Jorch said "....in states like Pennsylvania, Ohio, Cleveland......"  You can't make this stuff up.

Tell me about it!

Similarly, it use to drive me batty how many people who should know better would refer to Africa as a country. One of my personal goals as a teacher would be to sneak in a little mini lesson about how Africa was NOT a country, but a whole big continent. For a long time, I would hear the media, politicians, teachers and other adults in these kids' lives calling Africa a country which would piss me off. Not South Africa but just plain old Africa. These kids didn't know squat about geography so I would always incorporate little geography lessons into my art lessons as well as making sure they would get the whole Africa thing down.


Kidnostad3

Quote from: Astrid Galactic on October 15, 2016, 07:42:25 PM
Tell me about it!

Similarly, it use to drive me batty how many people who should know better would refer to Africa as a country. One of my personal goals as a teacher would be to sneak in a little mini lesson about how Africa was NOT a country, but a whole big continent. For a long time, I would hear the media, politicians, teachers and other adults in these kids' lives calling Africa a country which would piss me off. Not South Africa but just plain old Africa. These kids didn't know squat about geography so I would always incorporate little geography lessons into my art lessons as well as making sure they would get the whole Africa thing down.



Jorch should have had a teacher like you. 


Quote from: Kidnostad3 on October 15, 2016, 08:00:06 PM


Jorch should have had a teacher like you.

Jorch never listens to his guests. Do you really think that he ever listened to his teachers?

theONE

I just got best most cleaver idea how to get rid off George Noory-Wade as a host of C2C, ..since nothing worked for almost 14 years
let's wait the 4 years /after 2016 elections/ and in 2020 let's nominate and vote that sucker in.
That way we will have new C2C host opening and maybe by that time bateman will get his shit together and becomes the regular host
and MV will do the weekends.

BellGab, get your shit togheter \ you did the Art Bell MITD blitz - you can do this as well or even better.
And you will have no egg on your face /..like it was with Art Bell the quitter/ ..George Wade-Noorey is no quitter, he will take the Oval office
like a champ.

We have 4 years to do this.

theONE

Quote from: theONE on October 15, 2016, 09:17:09 PM
I just got best most cleaver idea how to get rid off George Noory-Wade as a host of C2C, ..since nothing worked for almost 14 years
let's wait the 4 years /after 2016 elections/ and in 2020 let's nominate and vote that sucker in.
That way we will have new C2C host opening and maybe by that time bateman will get his shit together and becomes the regular host
and MV will do the weekends.

BellGab, get your shit togheter \ you did the Art Bell MITD blitz - you can do this as well or even better.
And you will have no egg on your face /..like it was with Art the quitter/ ..George Wade-Noorey is no quitter, he will take the Oval office
like a champ.

We have 4 years to do this.

...and if there will be no coinschindenshess Hether Wade girl-Noory will become ..First fucking Lady


Oh, fuck! Then we get yet another batshit crazy president.

Can we all just move in with you over in Mongolia? At least, those of us trying to do our part in keeping the sourest nasty cream of all, the Hildebest, out of the office.

theONE

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on October 15, 2016, 09:24:37 PM


That's some really sick shit dude!
Quote from: Astrid Galactic on October 15, 2016, 09:32:49 PM
Oh, fuck! Then we get yet another batshit crazy president.

Can we all just move in with you over in Mongolia? At least, those of us trying to do our part in keeping the sourest nasty cream of all, the Hildebest, out of the office.

lol, :) , you fuckers are hard to please,...haha,
do you wan't to have normal C2C host or not ??

Let me ask you this: do you listen to your President every night - NO !!
but you listen to C2C every night, ...so... get your fucking priorities straight for F*** sake :)

theONE

theONE you are banned.This ban is not set to expire.

Uncle Duke

I have a new "most annoying caller" candidate, the guy who regularly gets through and weaves the alleged murder of his father into what/who ever the topic/guest is on seemingly any given night.  I've heard him with George and at least two of rent-a-hosts.  I must admit, with this guy I'm having a problem deciding if he's a legitimately troubled individual reaching out for help or just one of those guys who wants to see how far he can string hosts/listeners along.  Early on I tended toward legit, but his last few calls, or at least those I've heard, I'm beginning to think it's a scam, maybe even a shill.

Thoughts?

Quote from: Dateline on October 14, 2016, 08:53:09 PM
The ole geezer is winding down.

The future is with Jimmy Church on tonight.

Please God, no.  Dave Schrader or George Knapp but please not Jimmy.

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 16, 2016, 07:14:27 AM
I have a new "most annoying caller" candidate, the guy who regularly gets through and weaves the alleged murder of his father into what/who ever the topic/guest is on seemingly any given night.  I've heard him with George and at least two of rent-a-hosts.  I must admit, with this guy I'm having a problem deciding if he's a legitimately troubled individual reaching out for help or just one of those guys who wants to see how far he can string hosts/listeners along.  Early on I tended toward legit, but his last few calls, or at least those I've heard, I'm beginning to think it's a scam, maybe even a shill.

Thoughts?
I first heard that guy during the Oct. 7 show, and he's called at least two additional times since then. By the third time, when Jimmy Church announced the caller's name and location, I knew it was going to be him before he even started to speak!

Is it a scam? I hadn't even considered that until now, but it's possible. This may not be meaningful, but on the most recent call, I don't think the guy ever said the word murder -- just euphemisms such as his Dad's life being cut short -- and he sounded less distraught, though that might just be my imagination. What I find exasperating is that he never actually says what happened to his father. The first time, George Noory tried to get some details, but the guy kept hemming and hawing, saying "It's complicated" and speaking vaguely about some "suspects."

He seemed to want help with his Dad's case, but he wasn't doing a good job of moving his story along. I think George sensed he wasn't going to get anything out of this guy, and rightfully decided to give him the boot by asking him to send his information in a "long email."

onan

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 16, 2016, 07:14:27 AM
I have a new "most annoying caller" candidate, the guy who regularly gets through and weaves the alleged murder of his father into what/who ever the topic/guest is on seemingly any given night.  I've heard him with George and at least two of rent-a-hosts.  I must admit, with this guy I'm having a problem deciding if he's a legitimately troubled individual reaching out for help or just one of those guys who wants to see how far he can string hosts/listeners along.  Early on I tended toward legit, but his last few calls, or at least those I've heard, I'm beginning to think it's a scam, maybe even a shill.

Thoughts?

I heard that caller too. If true, my sympathies. I heard him late Friday early Saturday. So he does this often? Well c2c is still a trash dump.

Uncle Duke

I've heard him at least five times, most recently a few nights ago with Church.  Considering I listen to something less than half of C2C shows, in my mind that makes him a frequent caller, at least over the past month or two.  It's his "hemming and hawing" and vagueness that gives me reason to doubt he's on the up and up.  His story never goes anywhere, no additional information with successive calls, no building on previous calls....more stream of consciousness rambling than anything else.  That said, I'm not a grief counselor, so maybe his total lack of focus and rambling is not unusual for someone in his alleged situation.  Regardless if he's a joker or is legit, he's getting annoying.  He's enough me to make wish the Finnish language guy (Will?) would start calling again.

albrecht

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 16, 2016, 07:14:27 AM
I have a new "most annoying caller" candidate, the guy who regularly gets through and weaves the alleged murder of his father into what/who ever the topic/guest is on seemingly any given night.  I've heard him with George and at least two of rent-a-hosts.  I must admit, with this guy I'm having a problem deciding if he's a legitimately troubled individual reaching out for help or just one of those guys who wants to see how far he can string hosts/listeners along.  Early on I tended toward legit, but his last few calls, or at least those I've heard, I'm beginning to think it's a scam, maybe even a shill.

Thoughts?
I agree with Gyoza Girl and the rest of the commentators. It is the vagueness that frustrates me. True or not if it is good story I'll listen but he gives no details and the story seems to convoluted and changing.

Bring back "Will" with elaborate Finno-Urgic theories and experiences behind the Iron Curtain. Or the 'Stephen King killed John Lennon' guy if the institution accidentally gives him access to a telephone.

Dateline

Is a rent-a-host like rent-a-room by the hour?

I would say that Norry is at least an overnight check-in host.  The problem is he needs to pack up and just checkout, no more stays, and no special card perks. 

Dateline

Quote from: albrecht on October 16, 2016, 01:24:18 PM
I agree with Gyoza Girl and the rest of the commentators. It is the vagueness that frustrates me. True or not if it is good story I'll listen but he gives no details and the story seems to convoluted and changing.

Bring back "Will" with elaborate Finno-Urgic theories and experiences behind the Iron Curtain. Or the 'Stephen King killed John Lennon' guy if the institution accidentally gives him access to a telephone.
Maybe he witnessed something and is having undiagnosed or undealt with  trauma, so he has difficulty completing the story.  I would not put my trust in Norry though. 

michio

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 16, 2016, 07:14:27 AM
I have a new "most annoying caller" candidate, the guy who regularly gets through and weaves the alleged murder of his father into what/who ever the topic/guest is on seemingly any given night.  I've heard him with George and at least two of rent-a-hosts.  I must admit, with this guy I'm having a problem deciding if he's a legitimately troubled individual reaching out for help or just one of those guys who wants to see how far he can string hosts/listeners along.  Early on I tended toward legit, but his last few calls, or at least those I've heard, I'm beginning to think it's a scam, maybe even a shill.

Thoughts?

Could that be Charles in Texas with an annoying voice and manner of speaking, that if listened to too long would drive you over the edge? I think he said he used to work on a suicide hotline.

Uncle Duke

Quote from: michio on October 16, 2016, 10:07:04 PM
Could that be Charles in Texas with an annoying voice and manner of speaking, that if listened to too long would drive you over the edge? I think he said he used to work on a suicide hotline.

I forgot about that.  In one of his calls, he went into a rant about how ineffective suicide hotlines are, saying using them would drive people to kill themselves.

GEORGE NOORY IS NOT HUMAN! HE IS A BIRD-LIKE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTING ALPHA DRACONIAN!



HE IS FEEDING ON YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY YOU MAKE WHEN YOU LISTEN TO HIM. HE KNOWS YOU HATE HIM AND HIS FEEDING OF THE ENERGY YOU GET FROM HATING HIM. TURN OFF THE COAST TO COAST, AND READ A BOOK!

KINNINIGAN TAUGHT ME ABOUT BIRD-LIKE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTING ALPHA DRACONIANS!
https://www.google.ca/search?q=attack+on+titan&biw=1600&bih=752&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwipjoaxg-LPAhXFix4KHfPaD1MQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=kinninigan+reptilians&imgrc=-pZo_n1WHNry5M%3A

Kidnostad3

Quote from: KevinIsAHybrid on October 17, 2016, 08:59:47 AM
GEORGE NOORY IS NOT HUMAN! HE IS A BIRD-LIKE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTING ALPHA DRACONIAN!



HE IS FEEDING ON YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY YOU MAKE WHEN YOU LISTEN TO HIM. HE KNOWS YOU HATE HIM AND HIS FEEDING OF THE ENERGY YOU GET FROM HATING HIM. TURN OFF THE COAST TO COAST, AND READ A BOOK!

KINNINIGAN TAUGHT ME ABOUT BIRD-LIKE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTING ALPHA DRACONIANS!
https://www.google.ca/search?q=attack+on+titan&biw=1600&bih=752&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwipjoaxg-LPAhXFix4KHfPaD1MQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=kinninigan+reptilians&imgrc=-pZo_n1WHNry5M%3A

Yeah really, sort of of a Hilliary light, right?

Dateline


Quote from: KevinIsAHybrid on October 17, 2016, 08:59:47 AM
GEORGE NOORY IS NOT HUMAN! HE IS A BIRD-LIKE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTING ALPHA DRACONIAN!



HE IS FEEDING ON YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY YOU MAKE WHEN YOU LISTEN TO HIM. HE KNOWS YOU HATE HIM AND HIS FEEDING OF THE ENERGY YOU GET FROM HATING HIM. TURN OFF THE COAST TO COAST, AND READ A BOOK!

KINNINIGAN TAUGHT ME ABOUT BIRD-LIKE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTING ALPHA DRACONIANS!
https://www.google.ca/search?q=attack+on+titan&biw=1600&bih=752&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwipjoaxg-LPAhXFix4KHfPaD1MQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=kinninigan+reptilians&imgrc=-pZo_n1WHNry5M%3A

Dude,  have you been taking your medications?   You have got to be the strangest poster on Bellgab and that is quite an achievement because there are more than a few escapees from mental asylums posting on here.

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