George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Pragmier]

That's some good research right there Fill!

[Unquenchable Angst]

Listened to Clyde last night,what a differance talent  makes.Then went to C2C after end of Clydes show. What a contrast .
Clip of George 's I-net TV thingee was interesting.Not as good a puppet as Kermit or Miss Piggy or even going back to Howdy Doody.The only thing good was you couldn't see the rods or the strings or the hand up his ass.I think I heard the words pizza roll and grabbed the off switch on my radio after that when listening to c2c.
I sure like that puppet analogy .He seems to always be reaching out to unknown Nostradamas' analogs and for better or worse avoiding Dr.Turi.
Seems that most of the Maya calendar thingees I see are showing an Aztec calendar and not a Maya one.
The other night the guy that burned his hand got interupted by pizza roll horrors upstaged the recovery of fingers that would have been amputated.Oddly as gory as the fingers must have been,I would have preferred hearing about his hands recovery than another Noory MEH moment.The off switch couldn't happen fast enough.
I guess after we get past all the Maya panic as we got through Y2K and the 1997 comet we have another comeyt in 2013.Hope there are o Applegates to smke some lemmings to jump ship next year.
At this point I rather work on self and avoid all the effects of wowee-zowie panic trips of the DC conspiracy and all the gooberment disinformation politico-hucksters hawing taxes as a cure for screwing the 'rich' while in effect letting the same old robber-barons alone.
At least Clyde seems to ask questions of his guests that steer guests towards getting to useful contemplation rather than divisive blame gaming.
It all seems to me that like the Firesign Theatre said"In the next World,you're on your own".We need more comedy and we need less division.


Seem

[coaster]

This was fun to make. Ive never enjoyed george more.
Snoorys Christmas Singalong Featuring Fake Nostradamus

[analog kid]

OK - curiosity overcame reason.  I have never before purchased nor consumed anything resembling a pizza roll.  But all the talk for the past week alerted me to their existence, and I saw some at the grocery store today.  I purchased a small quantity.

I carefully read the directions and saw that for microwave cooking, there is a warning to wait two minutes between cooking and eating.

Cooking pizza rolls in a microwave is pretty disgusting. If Noory prepares them like that it's further evidence that he's some kind of simpleton.

[Unquenchable Angst]

For the sake of science and a Mr.Wizard moment it would be interesting to do a zero to 2 minute and a zero to 3 minute run on pizza rolls.Just to see what those surface  vs.interior  temps do. I would but I do not have a microwave.Even 1 1/2 min.,3 min..I burned my self once with 2 minute cheese in something once.I worked in a place that I cleaned the microwave every working day and found that some on the night crew did not know not to put metal in the thing.That was always good first thing in the morning .Aluminum foil makes a real show.

[ItsOver]

OK - curiosity overcame reason.  I have never before purchased nor consumed anything resembling a pizza roll.  But all the talk for the past week alerted me to their existence, and I saw some at the grocery store today.  I purchased a small quantity.

I carefully read the directions and saw that for microwave cooking, there is a warning to wait two minutes between cooking and eating.

I followed the directions, placed six rolls on a plate and cooked for one minute.  I used a food thermometer to take a surface reading (80F) and then an interior reading (185F) immediately after the microwave stopped.  That was not as hot as I had anticipated, given sNoory's grave injuries, but hot enough to cause burns.

After two minutes standing, the surface temperature had risen a couple of degrees while the interior reduced to 105F - about the same as coffee.

sNoory is an idiot - and sucks.

Noory said he was "so hungry."  I doubt he even looked at the instructions, let alone try to comprehend them.  I'm surprised he just didn't try to pop them in his mouth, straight out of the box.  Pizza roll "popsicles."     Then he'd be complaining about a frostbitten mouth.   

Just envision a Neanderthal attempting to figure out a microwave and you have Noory.   What a wienie.

[ziznak]

This was fun to make. Ive never enjoyed george more.
Snoorys Christmas Singalong Featuring Fake Nostradamus

ahhh laughter to tears... gotta love the added farts that totally did it for me!

I have never before purchased nor consumed anything resembling a pizza roll.  But all the talk for the past week alerted me to their existence, and I saw some at the grocery store today.  I purchased a small quantity.

How could you have not known of the elusive pizza roll?  They've been a chinese store staple forever and with the rise of the hotpocket were blasted into the mainstream super market shelves.  I must admit I can't remember the last time I actually bought hot pockets or pizza rolls.  Hot pockets although they are good are also very expensive.  These products normally contain sub-par cheese and sauce.  I learned long ago that I can easily get my pizza itch scratched merely by snagging some mozzarella and almost any basil flavored sauce.  My frozen food isle indulgence is by far HANDS DOWN the many brands of hot n spicy burritos.

I love how you "purchased a small quantity" like they were crack vials or ganja.

[UnscreenedCaller]

The C2C Facebook page just posted this from sNoory's new TV show. It's painful to watch. George actually barks like a dog.

I just watched that video excerpt and came right over to say the exact same thing. I could almost feel sorry for the schlub if he wasn't such a dickhead schlub. I'm no Nostrodamus, but here's a prediction: John Q. Public isn't  going to be lining up to fork over money for this crapola. The SS Noory is about to hit an iceberg and sink.

[Nucky Nolan]

I just watched that video excerpt and came right over to say the exact same thing. I could almost feel sorry for the schlub if he wasn't such a dickhead schlub. I'm no Nostrodamus, but here's a prediction: John Q. Public isn't  going to be lining up to fork over money for this crapola. The SS Noory is about to hit an iceberg and sink.

I laughed less during "Borat" and "This Is Spinal Tap". This PPV might do well if it was marketed as a parody.

I didn't expect Hogue to look like a Deadhead, even though he talked with a dead-head. I bet that Hogue would rather hang out with Wells, if you know what I mean.

[popple]

Cooking pizza rolls in a microwave is pretty disgusting. If Noory prepares them like that it's further evidence that he's some kind of simpleton.

I was surprised he admitted to buying some processed GMO "crap" and then that he admitted to cooking it in a microwave. A MICROWAVE!!!!! Haven't his guests warned not to cook things in microwaves? 

[ItsOver]

Noory was probably still wearing his tin foil hat.  With that and the massive quantities of turmeric and Carnivora he's no doubt ingested, he probably felt he was completely protected from the microwave.    He discovered that the "immune modulation" was powerless against the pizza roll, though.

[Pragmier]

Noory was probably still wearing his tin foil hat. 

Nah he doesn't need it with the chromoly piece.

[thefamilyghost]

ahhh laughter to tears... gotta love the added farts that totally did it for me!How could you have not known of the elusive pizza roll?  They've been a chinese store staple forever and with the rise of the hotpocket were blasted into the mainstream super market shelves.  I must admit I can't remember the last time I actually bought hot pockets or pizza rolls.  Hot pockets although they are good are also very expensive.  These products normally contain sub-par cheese and sauce.  I learned long ago that I can easily get my pizza itch scratched merely by snagging some mozzarella and almost any basil flavored sauce.  My frozen food isle indulgence is by far HANDS DOWN the many brands of hot n spicy burritos.

I love how you "purchased a small quantity" like they were crack vials or ganja.

This reminds me that I haven't had any bagel bites in a long time. Those things are damn tasty.

[ziznak]

This reminds me that I haven't had any bagel bites in a long time. Those things are damn tasty.

deli flats with mozzarella and the right sauce man and yer good.

[ItsOver]

Nah he doesn't need it with the chromoly piece.

All that Kiwi polish must make him very "stealthy." I can't imagine much of anything penetrating it. 

[ziznak]

I can't imagine much of anything penetrating it. 

especially thoughts

[At the stroke of midnight]

I have yet to watch the video clip. Up until last night, I had put Jorch's t.v. show in the same file as the studio in Kona and george's dog (not real). When he made the official announcement last night, it was like a jolt. I was thinking, are they crazy? Are they really going to do this? How can they take the risk of Snoory completely blowing it in front of a studio audience? It's one thing to cover for a fuck-up who can't do his job on radio, but quite another to put that same fuck-up in the blazing studio lights, in front of a live audience. When he starts sinking, not even faithful Tommy will be able to save him.

Here is my personal prediction for December 21st 2012: On that date a group of New Age whores will gather to kiss Snoory's sorry, ignorant, lazy ass; as for the last time, they exploit the Mayans for their own financial gain.

Except it won't be for the last time. Most of these folks have made a career out of the phony end date of the Mayan Calendar, and they're not about to give up their cash-cow without a fight. It won't be over on December 22nd.

By the way, my turmeric has not been going to waste. I heard about that black pepper thing a long time ago.

[jinwicked]

This was fun to make. Ive never enjoyed george more.
Snoorys Christmas Singalong Featuring Fake Nostradamus

I love you.

[MDL5676]

I don't even want to count how many times Simple George has uttered his mindless"That may very well be" and "You never know" in response to whatever the guest had just said or talked about... I swear he did it 3-4 times in the closing few minutes of the 3rd hour... I think it's pretty clear that George must have run out of notecards (again) and once showed us all how incapable he is of holding even the slightest or most basic type of intelligent conversation or dialogue with someone over the age of 3; which once again showcases just how dependent the Snooron is on "Tommy, Lisa & Co."... It's only because of them that he's even been able to achieve the level of suckage and uninspired mediocrity that he has... And as much as he sucks (which he does ) and even though he has destroyed what was once a great show (which he has), one can only imagine how much worse it would be if he didn't have Tommy and Tommy's notecards as a crutch... admittedly a very feeble crutch, but a crutch none the less...

Noory = Perpetual Suckage   

[Doomed]

I wonder how many times they had to stop tape so the make-up gal could mop up the black streaks sweating from noorys hair?

[ShayP]

I was going to post regarding the shitty Noory show/video.  I was going to comment on how much I appreciate the humor and insight of the people here.  I just can't though.  Noory has mind-fucked me somehow.  He is such a cartoon character.  Such a phony.  I mean...I'm a few months into this forum and all the 'catching up' I do is taking a toll on my mind, body, and soul.  Fuck.  George Noory is a shitbag.

[ChewMouse]

I was going to post regarding the shitty Noory show/video.  I was going to comment on how much I appreciate the humor and insight of the people here.  I just can't though.  Noory has mind-fucked me somehow.  He is such a cartoon character.  Such a phony.  I mean...I'm a few months into this forum and all the 'catching up' I do is taking a toll on my mind, body, and soul.  Fuck.  George Noory is a shitbag.

I've hit that particular wall a couple of times. It'll go away. Then you will even more fully realize the suckage that is GN. The man is an emotional vampire even though we've never met him.

[PB the Deplorable]

The C2C Facebook page just posted this from sNoory's new TV show. It's painful to watch. George actually barks like a dog.




I don't know how to post videos on this board so here's the link.


http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos/?uri=channels/455278/1705732

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I think we've seen this shirt before, and maybe the suit too.  At least he changed the hankie.

Does George have one purple shirt for 'special' events, and a black t-shirt, jeans, and coat for the rest of the time?

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[11angeleyes11]

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     I was thinking the exact same thing.  That's definitely the "sophie the soothsayer" set.  This doesn't have to be that bad.  Once again George has surrounded himself with incompetent fools.  This could work if he ditched the set and the audience and went the way of Charlie Rose.  Black background, minimal lighting, and a nice wooden table.  This would accentuate the guest and make it more intimate.  It wouldn't be a bad thing to see some of these yokels that George parades through c2c.
     I've been on somewhat of a sabbatical here lately.  Listening to George had turned my mind to mush.  I went to the mush mind doctor and I think I'm felling better, but I've got to limit my exposure to this idiot.
 

perhaps...

You are back!  So glad to see you posting again.  You serve a great service here.  There are many talented posters, but you excel in one area, and remain unmatched.  You are a trooper.  How I mean that is night after night for many months, you would listen to the show and comment on the show like none other.  I looked for those summaries on the nights I could not be valient and remain aboard until four.  You, as I remember would usually listen until the sounds of the closing flutes. 

[11angeleyes11]

I have just gone down the list and checked it twice.  Every attendee who signs up for the new show will receive a Bobble-Headed Noory Doll.

Also, every hater will receive one, too, a Bobble-Headed Noory Doll.  The difference is that his red eyes glow in the dark, and comes with accessories.  They are a sample of tumeric, a tuning fork to beat your table with, a blow-up dog with doggie treats, and a pitchfork.  The pitchfork is magnetic  to go in his claw hand and glows red in the dark to match the red eyes.

For all of his ladyfriends, he is shipping out by the truck loads a Bobble-Headed Noory Doll, and the lifesize stuffed Noory with a moustache with at least one original Noory hair in it off of his chest.  These were tested for DNA accuracy, and come with a certificate of authenticity.

There that ought to do it for at least the beginning of George's Christmas list. 

[11angeleyes11]

ahhh laughter to tears... gotta love the added farts that totally did it for me!How could you have not known of the elusive pizza roll?  They've been a chinese store staple forever and with the rise of the hotpocket were blasted into the mainstream super market shelves.  I must admit I can't remember the last time I actually bought hot pockets or pizza rolls.  Hot pockets although they are good are also very expensive.  These products normally contain sub-par cheese and sauce.  I learned long ago that I can easily get my pizza itch scratched merely by snagging some mozzarella and almost any basil flavored sauce.  My frozen food isle indulgence is by far HANDS DOWN the many brands of hot n spicy burritos.

I love how you "purchased a small quantity" like they were crack vials or ganja.

Really you have to put some kind of disclaimer on that video.  I do not have use of a computer today, I am out of town, so I am checking e-mails and so forth at a library.  I had earphones, but I started laughing so loud the librarian walked up to me with a finger on her mouth, such as shhhhh!   I shared.  She laughed too.  I am crying and laughing so hard, I am a good candidate for cpr.

[coasttea]

I do not hate George Noory but I agree with everyone here that Art is superior on so many levels. I don't mean to slam Noorys character but he just seems to me almost like a salesman. The way he talks about sponsors is sort of like those old style carnies selling stuff that doesn't work and you don't need. When Art host i feel like i am listening to a conversation from a guys house to an interesting guest and i am a fly on the wall but when George hosts i feel like it's corporate. Art asked really interesting questions and listens to what both callers and guests have to say but will challenge them on it. George is a yes man who agrees with everything they say even if it's ludicrous and ridiculous. Art really is king but i think he may never come back due to his age and he doesn't play ball with everything the broadcasting company wants. I hope i am wrong however.

[LacyWoodrow]

This was fun to make. Ive never enjoyed george more.
Snoorys Christmas Singalong Featuring Fake Nostradamus

Too good. 

[At the stroke of midnight]

I think we've seen this shirt before, and maybe the suit too.  At least he changed the hankie.

Does George have one purple shirt for 'special' events, and a black t-shirt, jeans, and coat for the rest of the time?

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Is the fat guy with the glasses Tommy?

[PB the Deplorable]

Is the fat guy with the glasses Tommy?

Heh, close - it's Ian Plummett