George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

How embarrassing. That set does indeed look like its from an infomercial. I didn't think Noory could do worse than coast to coast. I think he just proved me wrong.

[driton]

The C2C Facebook page just posted this from sNoory's new TV show. It's painful to watch. George actually barks like a dog.




I don't know how to post videos on this board so here's the link.


http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos/?uri=channels/455278/1705732

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Georges hand movements and gestures make me wonder if he really IS a puppet

[Nucky Nolan]

How embarrassing. That set does indeed look like its from an infomercial. I didn't think Noory could do worse than coast to coast. I think he just proved me wrong.

It reminds one of his old show on Syfy. His hair is darker now, though. It must be all those supplements he takes. It's either that or his Kiwi regime.

[Juan]

Oh, my - tonight's guest revealed that for turmeric to be available to the heart, it must be taken with black pepper. Otherwise, the turmeric is "lost through the feces."  Why did sNoory keep this from us all these years?

[Nucky Nolan]

"lost through the feces."

That's a good phrase to describe the great moments on Coast. Who wants to pick peanuts from poop? I listened to about two minutes of tonight's show. I thought, for sure, that Burl Ives would sing "Frosty the Snowman" and "Holly Jolly Christmas".

[popple]

Jorch wants my credit card info

[Mels-hole1984]

Who gives a flying F...?

[Nucky Nolan]

Jorch wants my credit card info

Why not? His "investigative team" already traced your ISP.

[jinwicked]

What the fuck is this shit? No wonder Art Bell wants nothing to do with this schlock.

[Morgus]

Oh, my - tonight's guest revealed that for turmeric to be available to the heart, it must be taken with black pepper. Otherwise, the turmeric is "lost through the feces."  Why did sNoory keep this from us all these years?

yeah thats the first time this was mentioned on Noory's show.
all the listeners who have been following his advice and taking turmeric for 10 years have wasted their time and money  without the black pepper...

[Morgus]

Noory in the past hour has been having guys on that he claims to have saved their life via stem cells and turmeric.
It seems like Noory considers this his mission for the show, to show he is a 'good guy' and saving lives, rather than just being a talk show host with good interviewing like Art Bell was.
Art didn't try to get folks to believe he was a good guy or anything like that, just provided good entertainment...

[Sardondi]

yeah thats the first time this was mentioned on Noory's show.
all the listeners who have been following his advice and taking turmeric for 10 years have wasted their time and money  without the black pepper...

Hmmm. What if it's the black pepper which does the trick, and not the turmeric? You know, cheap as dirt black pepper? I'm just sayin'....

[someguy]

The C2C Facebook page just posted this from sNoory's new TV show. It's painful to watch. George actually barks like a dog.




I don't know how to post videos on this board so here's the link.


http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos/?uri=channels/455278/1705732

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I just watched that and holy shit


holy shit... that is so fucking awkward and embarassing. I have no fucking words. is this a joke? like really, this has to be a joke


I am so embarassed just watching that

[PortlandDangler]

What's next George Noory bottled "tap water"?

[someguy]

here's more from noory's show

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: Dr. Steve Brule, For Your Wine

[Sardondi]

What's next George Noory bottled "tap water"?

Announcing the release of Nighthawk Falls, bottled from the famous semi-translucent product of the Dearborn Water Treatment Facility, proudly served at the "Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar" from May-October, 2010. Refreshing, reasonably priced and almost tasteless. 

"When malt liquor just won't do, call for Nighthawk Falls."â,,¢

[Doomed]

How many remember the movie Network? Once the evening news show took off, they had several features including Sophie the soothsayer, or something along those lines. Now I ask you, the set noory is standing on, is that not the same set? If not, it sure as hell is close. I wonder if noory will pass out at the end of each show?? "Im as mad as heck and I need some Carnivora!" THUD!

[valdez]

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...that is so fucking awkward and embarassing...is this a joke?

How many remember the movie Network? ...Sophie the soothsayer,  is that not the same set?

     I was thinking the exact same thing.  That's definitely the "sophie the soothsayer" set.  This doesn't have to be that bad.  Once again George has surrounded himself with incompetent fools.  This could work if he ditched the set and the audience and went the way of Charlie Rose.  Black background, minimal lighting, and a nice wooden table.  This would accentuate the guest and make it more intimate.  It wouldn't be a bad thing to see some of these yokels that George parades through c2c.
     I've been on somewhat of a sabbatical here lately.  Listening to George had turned my mind to mush.  I went to the mush mind doctor and I think I'm felling better, but I've got to limit my exposure to this idiot.
 

perhaps...

[dan7800]

I used to listen to Art every night to fall asleep.

I cannot listen to George. Crackpot guests/topics and the worst scripted interviewer ever.

Started going downhill for me when Streamlink started around 2002.

[PortlandDangler]

Announcing the release of Nighthawk Falls, bottled from the famous semi-translucent product of the Dearborn Water Treatment Facility, proudly served at the "Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar" from May-October, 2010. Refreshing, reasonably priced and almost tasteless. 

"When malt liquor just won't do, call for Nighthawk Falls."â,,¢

LOL! Just add tumeric and black pepper and you will live FOREVER!

[DAE]

Reposting for the newbies....

http://youtu.be/v4mwUcJhxZQ

[El Kragen]

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     I've been on somewhat of a sabbatical here lately.  Listening to George had turned my mind to mush.  I went to the mush mind doctor and I think I'm felling better, but I've got to limit my exposure to this idiot.

Valdez! Good to see you're back. We've missed your nightly recaps.  I've always appreciated you taking one for the team and  suffering through a full broadcast. It's too much for any one man to tackle now. The suckage is too great.

[ManiacMatt]

Georges hand movements and gestures make me wonder if he really IS a puppet

Whenever I have seen a video of Noory on youtube, his movements and body language always seem unnatural, uncoordinated and awkward.  He obviously doesn't know how to really connect with an audience.

What kind of goofball has a subscription to Gaia internet-tv anyway?

Keep barking Georgie.

[jinwicked]

I just watched that and holy shit


holy shit... that is so fucking awkward and embarassing. I have no fucking words. is this a joke? like really, this has to be a joke


I am so embarassed just watching that

There are no words. George barking while interviewing a lukewarm leftover from the local Renaissance festival.

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[PB the Deplorable]

Whenever I have seen a video of Noory on youtube, his movements and body language always seem unnatural, uncoordinated and awkward.  He obviously doesn't know how to really connect with an audience.

What kind of goofball has a subscription to Gaia internet-tv anyway?

Keep barking Georgie.

I liked how he just sort of started the interview as he turned away from the audience to go sit down.

[coaster]

For some reason I feel the need to edit that stupid video of him and fake Nostradamus and make them bark jingle bells or something.

[ziznak]

For some reason I feel the need to edit that stupid video of him and fake Nostradamus and make them bark jingle bells or something.

I already grabbed some frame stills for new noory heads.  got him pursing his lips... also have him pursing his lips while holding his hand out as if lets say he was smoking something....

hmmmmmm

[Pragmier]

hahaha Mels the vids are hysterical. thanks!~

"noory" at urban dictionary:

verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

[ManiacMatt]

hahaha Mels the vids are hysterical. thanks!~

"noory" at urban dictionary:

I bet Art Bell would find those videos funny too.  The urban dictionary definition of a noory is hilarious.  I'm tempted to email that to Georgie.

Noory after reading urban dictionary:  "What!? My gosh!"  It would be funny to see his reaction to that.

[Juan]

OK - curiosity overcame reason.  I have never before purchased nor consumed anything resembling a pizza roll.  But all the talk for the past week alerted me to their existence, and I saw some at the grocery store today.  I purchased a small quantity.

I carefully read the directions and saw that for microwave cooking, there is a warning to wait two minutes between cooking and eating.

I followed the directions, placed six rolls on a plate and cooked for one minute.  I used a food thermometer to take a surface reading (80F) and then an interior reading (185F) immediately after the microwave stopped.  That was not as hot as I had anticipated, given sNoory's grave injuries, but hot enough to cause burns.

After two minutes standing, the surface temperature had risen a couple of degrees while the interior reduced to 105F - about the same as coffee.

sNoory is an idiot - and sucks.