George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[George Noory]

If a dolphin had a thumb who knows what they would be doing. Just a thumb. One thumb. Maybe on their backs.

[George Noory]

The BeeGees "I started a joke". I have no sense of self-awareness.

[Morgus]

That annoying frequent caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn just called in again right now and of course starts out reminding everyone he is an amateur astronomer atheist and has as usual a very long multi-part question for the guest about discovery of life on Mars that he connects to his desire for Obama to get re-elected.
In the past 'ole Bill has told of his fear that if Republicans took power they would take away his giant stash of porn...

[sleeplessinca]

so funny tonight with Sir Charles. . .   I was hoping Snorey would pull a "hey Chuckie, what's new with you?"  Well he had the sense to not go there but he never used the title "Sir" which Art would always do in respect. 

In discussing the Rover and its mineral analysis abilities I about LOLed cuz he asked if the Rover could tell that a pencil was made by intelligent beings.  Well, says Sir Charles, it would certainly know that it was something organic and therefor establish life on Mars.  oh - and no - it couldn't say how it was made.  DOH!  Snorey, realizing how dopey that question was, quickly changed the subject and took a call.  His caller, Tim, was greeted with a cringeworthy "Hello there Timmy".  Barf-fest delux on the menu tonight.

[Sardondi]

....Queen Elizabeth Windsor is current Annunaki bloodline planetary ruler, maintaining perpetual war, Gaia exploitation (GOD = Gold, oil, drugs), and devolving homo sapiens DNA. Her grandson, Prince William, is being groomed as planetary Annunaki bloodline King, heir to Adam’s Calendar.[/i]
And thats as far as I got before I started punching myself in the face.

[Morgus]

Noory just asked his guest if early ancient astronaut researchers like Sitchen and Eric Van Daniken really paved the way for "US"
Noory acts like he is a researcher on this subject now...

[George Noory]

Me researching the North Pole. [attachimg=1]

[sleeplessinca]

Well they are the standard bearers, the color guard...

This guy is just a little wild eyed for my taste.  Art would have been awesome with him.

[ziznak]

I haven't listened to coast for a long time, but I may tune in tonight. -"Michael Tellinger will reveal new archaeological and genetic evidence in support of Zecharia Sitchin's work showing that the Anunnaki created us using pieces of their own DNA." I can't imagine what kind of "evidence" he has. How could anyone have evidence of something that never happened?

THIS IS MY SHIIIIIIT... i love zecharia's "work" it's not that I believe in it but I just love the story... such amazingly entertaining stuff.  If you havent listened to or seen his vids and Art appearances he is by far THE best of the psuedo's... and I think there might actually be something to his findings in the sumerian tablets... Yes i know he is probly wrong with a lot of his own conclusions but the mythology of the tablets and just the package as a whole... greatest story ever.  love this stuff.

he's like einstein and frankenstein all rolled into one...
I'd love to see a movie based on his translations and extrapolations.

[ziznak]

Noory just asked his guest if early ancient astronaut researchers like Sitchen and Eric Van Daniken really paved the way for "US"
Noory acts like he is a researcher on this subject now...

can't stand Snoory's "ownership" of the Zsitch.... Sitch was Arts boy... well not really Art had to really TRY to get Sitchen to talk to him but he did... gotta give respect there... of course jordan maxwell has a great interview with Sitchen and Maxwell is a total poopy head ... if you watch the interview between the two Sitchen puts Maxwell in his place on a many points... which is hilarious... also Sitchen's hatred of noory is classic as well.  By far my fav C2C stuff.

[ziznak]

Great show... i'm not listening as intently as I will be tomorrow when i download the full show sans commercials.

[coaster]

I have two of Sitchin's books and know a bit about his ideas and theories. Its just rubs me the wrong way when someone says they have "genetic proof". But you're right, it is entertaining.

[ziznak]

I would love a full budget movie based on Sitchens work... it could be the best sci-fi movie ever if it's done right.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Me researching the North Pole. [attachimg=1]

KONY 2012

[NoMoreNoory]

Exactly. The way DNA ID'ing works is you take a sample of the DNA you have questions about, and you compare it against samples of "known" DNA. If, for example, you're trying to establish parentage, you take a sample from the likely suspects. That is what you call your "knowns". What you are testing is often called the "Q" sample, for "questioned". But as you see, it is vital to know the source of what you're comparing your questioned sample to. It's not so difficult when you're trying to determine who Little Johnny's papa is, and you take samples from ex-Boyfriend Robert Roe, ex-Boyfriend Charlie Coe,  and current Boyfriend Big John Doe.

But my question is, just where does this set of folks get what they're comparing the human DNA to: the "Annunaki DNA"? So obviously Tellinger is going to have to announce he has some magic double-slick way to prove that human DNA came from Annunaki, without having any Annunaki DNA to compare it to.

Spot on, Sardondi. And it reminded me of Noory's recent attempt to pursuade Brian Sykes (The Seven Daughters Of Eve) to run DNA tests on the Star Child. He was promising that PremRat would pay for it. I bet nothing came of that!

[Sardondi]

Spot on, Sardondi. And it reminded me of Noory's recent attempt to pursuade Brian Sykes (The Seven Daughters Of Eve) to run DNA tests on the Star Child. He was promising that PremRat would pay for it. I bet nothing came of that!

Isn't it amazing how DNA tests of the "Starchild" skull, and of the suspected Bigfoot hair sample supplied by the "Bigfoot DNA Project" (or whatever the hell it's called), which have been going on since, IIRC, 2003, can't seem to be completed. But DNA test for Little Johnny's parentage takes no more than a few weeks at the absolute most.  The folks who control the tested material (Lloyd Pye for the skull, Dr. Melba Ketchum for the sample?) always seem to have some explanation where some miraculous never-before-seen problem has developed which has delayed the DNA test, but it can be fixed by massive infusions of money. Only those people who are desperate to believe could trust that there is nothing unusual about all these years of delay after delay on DNA tests. Somethin's really goin' on out there.

[ShayP]

That annoying frequent caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn just called in again right now and of course starts out reminding everyone he is an amateur astronomer atheist and has as usual a very long multi-part question for the guest about discovery of life on Mars that he connects to his desire for Obama to get re-elected.
In the past 'ole Bill has told of his fear that if Republicans took power they would take away his giant stash of porn...

It annoys me that Bill gets through constantly.  The other night Noory scolded a caller when he realized he spoke to him last week.  Noory then hung up on the guy after saying that "You only get one chance per month."  That touches a nerve with me.  I want to interview Noory.  Actually no....INTERROGATE Noory.  I want to know what makes him tick and how he doesn't give himself douche-chills when he actually realizes what he just said or did. UGH! 

[b_dubb]

a friend in my area tells me that Coast is no longer on our local station at night anymore but has been replaced with another nonsense showcase show.  the suck is terminal at this point it seems

[Digitech]

Regarding the atheist astronomer guy - He's gotten quite a few mentions on here. Some people have dug up some items from the internet about him, like a profile on an online dating site. He's pretty easy to find, since he identifies himself so clearly.

Some members have also speculated that he is mentally ill or disabled. I won't give the details for the sake of his privacy, but after googling around a bit I found a couple things that confirm this. Now I kind of feel bad about making fun of him. Maybe George lets him on the air so often just to be nice.

[Lunger]

That annoying frequent caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn just called in again right now and of course starts out reminding everyone he is an amateur astronomer atheist and has as usual a very long multi-part question for the guest about discovery of life on Mars that he connects to his desire for Obama to get re-elected.
In the past 'ole Bill has told of his fear that if Republicans took power they would take away his giant stash of porn...

Atheists are the new vegans.

Q.     How do you tell an Atheist at a party?
A.     Don't worry.  They will let you know.

[ShayP]

Atheists are the new vegans.

Q.     How do you tell an Atheist at a party?
A.     Don't worry.  They will let you know.

Don't get me started on Vegans. LOL!    In fact, I'm going to the Things That Annoy You thread right now. 

[Sleepwalker]

I lissen to coast to coast every night.  I love them stories about the annanookie and them other space aliens who came to earth thousands of years ago and bilt the pyramids.  I also love them stories about the govermint conspiracees to kill us.  It is a good thing we have Coast to Coast to tell us the trooth or otherwise we would not no what is going on with the bilda burgers and the illoominati.   Coast to Caost sure is good lissnin.  It beats sleepin anytime.  Anybody who doesn't not like coast to coast is stoopid. Okay well I gotta go now and buy some water filters from Mr. Wells because the Mayans is gonna put a end to the world in December and I gots to be prepared.

[Nebraska888]

I lissen to coast to coast every night.  I love them stories about the annanookie and them other space aliens who came to earth thousands of years ago and bilt the pyramids.  I also love them stories about the govermint conspiracees to kill us.  It is a good thing we have Coast to Coast to tell us the trooth or otherwise we would not no what is going on with the bilda burgers and the illoominati.   Coast to Caost sure is good lissnin.  It beats sleepin anytime.  Anybody who doesn't not like coast to coast is stoopid. Okay well I gotta go now and buy some water filters from Mr. Wells because the Mayans is gonna put a end to the world in December and I gots to be prepared.

OK.....I AM PEEING MY PANTS!!!!!  LOVE IT!

[Sleepwalker]

I'm going to quit my job at the taxidermy shop and get in on that werk at home thing where you sell stuff out of your basement. Sellin stuff from yer basement  has got to be better than stuffin wombats and road kill all day like I do now.  Oh it's not all bad.  I get to keep the left over road kill we don't stuff.  I take it home and cook it up for supper.  Then I stay up all night lissenen to Coast to Coast and learn all that good stuff about the annanookie and how the govermint plots all them false flag operashuns to kill us.  Do you like my profile picture?   It was took when I graduated from 6th grade.  My mom bought the whole package with a dozen wallet sized and four 8 by 10s to give to the ants and uncles. Me and my cousin are thinkin of gettin married.  We'll live in the basement, eat road kill and lissen to Coast to Coast.

[NoMoreNoory]

Intensely frustrating show last night. I know very little of the South African stone monuments and, as an avid reader about and visitor to megalithic structures in the UK and Europe, I'd love to know more about them, especially if there's even half the number Tellinger is claiming (Millions? Really?). Unfortunately, I'm none the wiser as he quickly surrendered any attempt at rational investigation and disappeared down the Annanaki rabbit hole, hanging an absurd time tag on them and chunnering on about cloning tanks and entwined essences. From everything I've read, Sitchin's translations from the Sumerian scripts (sand scripts, George?) are now dismissed as guesswork at best and the famous tablet with the sun and ten planets classified as a decorative seal, while our knowledge of the Sumerian's cosmology reveals they were aware of the sun, the moon and two planets, so why they would be aware of a tenth planet with an absence of numbers 3 through 9, is anyone's guess.

The key exchange for me, the cut-off point, came when we got to the stone cloning tanks. George asked how long it took to complete the cloning process. Tellinger said 'That's the question I asked.' What? Asked who? 'This is channelled information', he added quickly before adding that he was told 'The normal time.' 'Nine months?' asked George: even he sounding a mite incredulous. 'That's what I was told.' It led to George asking if they emerged as babies. He was informed, no, they came out of the tanks as fully formed asexual adults ready to be put to work in the goldmines.' All this straight from his best mates Adamu, Enki and co.

Channelled information. Gotcha. For which read 'Making it up as I go along'. Click.

[George Noory]

I'm going to quit my job at the taxidermy shop and get in on that werk at home thing where you sell stuff out of your basement. Sellin stuff from yer basement  has got to be better than stuffin wombats and road kill all day like I do now.  Oh it's not all bad.  I get to keep the left over road kill we don't stuff.  I take it home and cook it up for supper.  Then I stay up all night lissenen to Coast to Coast and learn all that good stuff about the annanookie and how the govermint plots all them false flag operashuns to kill us.  Do you like my profile picture?   It was took when I graduated from 6th grade.  My mom bought the whole package with a dozen wallet sized and four 8 by 10s to give to the ants and uncles. Me and my cousin are thinkin of gettin married.  We'll live in the basement, eat road kill and lissen to Coast to Coast.

Hey there, Sleepy, how are yewwwwwwwwwww? Glad to see you here. That's super. You are a valued C2C listener. I love it. O.K.,Sleeps, thanks for postin'.

[b_dubb]

do you get health and dental at the taxidermy shop?  just curious.  i'm looking for a job

[Immy]

Yes!! There are others out there! Others who realize that Georgie Snorry has ruined C2C! 16+ year listener here.

From his awkwardly truncated mini-interviews at the beginning of the show, to his "let's go to the phones" fetish, to jumbled script readings (have you heard the words he stumbles over???) and insipid or rote follow-up questions, he's taken a landmark show that was the pinnacle of intellectual curiosity of the unusual and turned it into Story Time hosted by Mr Golly Gee.

I haven't read thru all 500+ pages here (though I'm tempted to tackle it) but I suspect many of the examples I recall have been covered.

One recent one that I'd like to relate involved a police detective who chronicled strange or paranormal incidents involving his fellow officers, a great repeat guest. He related a story about an officer who was filling out a report near a lonely cornfield at night, when he heard the sound of children giggling, which unnerved him. George's first instinctual question? "What were they laughing at?" HUH??? How about, did he go out and investigate? Were there and children in the area? Were there are children in the immediate neighborhood? What kind of a jagoff question was that?

Anyway, I'm glad a have a place to vent my frustrations on a daily basis! Great, epic thread!!

[George Noory]

Yes!! There are others out there! Others who realize that Georgie Snorry has ruined C2C! 16+ year listener here.

From his awkwardly truncated mini-interviews at the beginning of the show, to his "let's go to the phones" fetish, to jumbled script readings (have you heard the words he stumbles over???) and insipid or rote follow-up questions, he's taken a landmark show that was the pinnacle of intellectual curiosity of the unusual and turned it into Story Time hosted by Mr Golly Gee.

I haven't read thru all 500+ pages here (though I'm tempted to tackle it) but I suspect many of the examples I recall have been covered here.

One recent that I'd like to relate involved a police detective who chronicled strange or paranormal incidents involving his fellow officers, a great repeat guest. He related a story about an officer who was filling out a report near a lonely cornfield at night, when he heard the sound of children giggling, which unnerved him. George's first instinctual question? "What were they laughing at?" HUH??? How about, did he go out and investigate? Were there and children in the area? Were there are children in the immediate neighborhood? What kind of a jagoff question was that?

Anyway, I'm glad a have a place to vent my frustrations on a daily basis! Great thread!!

Oh, you wouldn't like here. Why not try GEORGENOORYISSUPER.COM?

[coaster]

He related a story about an officer who was filling out a report near a lonely cornfield at night, when he heard the sound of children giggling, which unnerved him. George's first instinctual question? "What were they laughing at?"

haha. I havent heard that show, but that sounds like classic Noory. Do you remember the guests name?