George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

And maybe ones on psychic healing through the power-of-intention and nutritional supplements.

God yes!  How could I forget!  Alternative health and new age quackery is a no-go with me.

[albrecht]

I didn't listen last night yet but how many shows until Norry stops name-dropping Ted Koppel?

[Just Me]

Last night snoron the one trick shoe shine boy clown freak had a word smash up. He was moving his painted lips all over his studio mic and went to say surrender but it came out surrended. I guess he is so excited Art Bell quit he can't think straight.

[PaulAtreides]

When one joins Abnormal date, do you have to automatically get added to George's friends list?

No, you have to join PizzaRoll date for that.

[PaulAtreides]

Remember that Noory is not a quitter.

Damn.

[ziznak]

Last night snoron the one trick shoe shine boy clown freak had a word smash up. He was moving his painted lips all over his studio mic and went to say surrender but it came out surrended. I guess he is so excited Art Bell quit he can't think straight.

he's relieved and I'm sure quite overjoyed.... he's probly eating turkey sammich's and pizza rolls every night to celebrate.  With his big assed fishbowl wine glass.... im gunnah be sick

[Drunkenyoyomaster]

That pizza roll story is my fav. Ya know though, I honestly used to love George believe it r not. Back before he radically changed the format. He seemed less retarded then, less woo woo going to those symposiums where ladies wear magic crystals around their necks. His Dr. Morgus episode is the best one imo. When he knocks him out! Lol I couldn't believe it.

[Donald Noory]

Breaking news: Jorch quit the show and Tommy is taking over as host. He's agreed to be paid in hamburgers.

[coaster]

That pizza roll story is my fav.

It's odd that someone would tell such a stupid story and open themselves to ridicule. The same with that damned mustache story or falling into a puddle. It makes me think that these humiliating things happen to Noory on a daily basis and he is so used to it that he no longer feels embarrassment.

[Gumby, Dammit]

It's odd that someone would tell such a stupid story and open themselves to ridicule. The same with that damned mustache story or falling into a puddle. It makes me think that these humiliating things happen to Noory on a daily basis and he is so used to it that he no longer feels embarrassment.

The puddle. That was a shtory alright (like all the others). He actually didn't fall into it so much as he tripped over it, the puddle being maybe an inch deep. But George went on the air and hustled-up another one of his con-cocktions that he was the victim of some deep-puddle madness where he almost drowned. He even once again involve Tommy and went as far as to claim that he later paraded around...naked...in front of majordomo Tom as well as the big window of his hotel room (no curtains of coursh). Gee thanks for the visual, Dick. Maybe keep your man-love fantasies to yourself next time. "Fell into a mud puddle" indeed. Lol.

[ItsOver]

It's odd that someone would tell such a stupid story and open themselves to ridicule. The same with that damned mustache story or falling into a puddle. It makes me think that these humiliating things happen to Noory on a daily basis and he is so used to it that he no longer feels embarrassment.

He certainly feels no shame.

[onan]

He certainly feels no shame.

I think it comes down to how he communicates. He doesn't completely listen to anyone. I suspect he thinks most people listen similarly.

[PB the Deplorable]

The puddle. That was a shtory alright (like all the others). He actually didn't fall into it so much as he tripped over it, the puddle being maybe an inch deep. But George went on the air and hustled-up another one of his con-cocktions that he was the victim of some deep-puddle madness where he almost drowned. He even once again involve Tommy and went as far as to claim that he later paraded around...naked...in front of majordomo Tom as well as the big window of his hotel room (no curtains of coursh). Gee thanks for the visual, Dick. Maybe keep your man-love fantasies to yourself next time. "Fell into a mud puddle" indeed. Lol.

On an out-of-town overnight trip he didn't have a change of clothes...

[Gumby, Dammit]

On an out-of-town overnight trip he didn't have a change of clothes...

Lol right? And standing in their hotel room (read: motel) "in the nude" he directs Corkscrew-Tom to go fetch him some new ones. Or was it go do laundry? Ha. What a hot mess those two.

[Ciardelo]

I think it comes down to how he communicates. He doesn't completely listen to anyone. I suspect he thinks most people listen similarly.

pardon?

[Little Hater]

Noory announced last night that the Coast Insider is fifteen cents a month. I might sign up at that price.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Noory announced last night that the Coast Insider is fifteen cents a month. I might sign up at that price.

I don't know. That's a lot of money.

[Drunkenyoyomaster]

Have you guys seen that speech where he tells the "what's your beef" story? So embarrassing and sad. I'd kill to find a real clip of that interview, even choke on some beef.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Have you guys seen that speech where he tells the "what's your beef" story? So embarrassing and sad. I'd kill to find a real clip of that interview, even choke on some beef.

[The Snorchlax]

Do you think if Noory just drove down to the next gas station he would have found a turkee sammich he desired?

[ItsOver]

Do you think if Noory just drove down to the next gas station he would have found a turkee sammich he desired?

Maybe.  But would it have been with whole wheat bread? 

[21st Century Man]

On an out-of-town overnight trip he didn't have a change of clothes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZcAvIp2Enc

[Dateline]

Noory announced last night that the Coast Insider is fifteen cents a month. I might sign up at that price.

That is his Christmas present to one and all.

[Morgus]

Tonight at the start of c2cam tonight, guest host Jimmy Church passed a message on from Noory that starting Jan 4th, Dallas / Ft Worth radio station KLIF 570 AM will be carrying c2cam again.
I see KLIF is listed under Art Bell's radio station list - so Noory is already crowing about getting stations back that had switched from Noory...

[Ciardelo]

Tonight at the start of c2cam tonight, guest host Jimmy Church passed a message on from Noory that starting Jan 4th, Dallas / Ft Worth radio station KLIF 570 AM will be carrying c2cam again.
I see KLIF is listed under Art Bell's radio station list - so Noory is already crowing about getting stations back that had switched from Noory...

yeah. I'm listening to heather at the handle right now, but the KLIF notice is on the C2CAM site. 

i don't consider it much of a "crow" because Art gave it away.

[akwilly]

Tonight at the start of c2cam tonight, guest host Jimmy Church passed a message on from Noory that starting Jan 4th, Dallas / Ft Worth radio station KLIF 570 AM will be carrying c2cam again.
I see KLIF is listed under Art Bell's radio station list - so Noory is already crowing about getting stations back that had switched from Noory...

Damn this is not a good trend.

[21st Century Man]

Tonight at the start of c2cam tonight, guest host Jimmy Church passed a message on from Noory that starting Jan 4th, Dallas / Ft Worth radio station KLIF 570 AM will be carrying c2cam again.
I see KLIF is listed under Art Bell's radio station list - so Noory is already crowing about getting stations back that had switched from Noory...

Noory is such a fucking prick.   He can't stand playing second fiddle to Art and has to brag about getting his station back.

[ziznak]

http://elfyourself.com/?mId=66991732.3


tears in my eyes... oh dear...

[onan]

pardon?

How did you get into this kind of work?

[Dateline]

Art should not have gifted Norry so much during this Christmas season.