George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

Jesus, Snoory is on the road in New Mexico tonight for two guests including Hoaxland. Then open lines, which I predict will be one hour before going to a tape of the "Best of George Noory" (stifle you laughs, please.)

[Frys Girl]

Jesus, Snoory is on the road in New Mexico tonight for two guests including Hoaxland. Then open lines, which I predict will be one hour before going to a tape of the "Best of George Noory" (stifle you laughs, please.)

Tonight is going to be a howler. Richard and his wife are going to be tag teaming George Noory. bahahahaha!!





George Noory, host of the nationally syndicated program, Coast to Coast AM, says if he weren’t a national radio talk show host he’d be in politics. Heard by millions of listeners, Coast To Coast AM airs on approximately 525 stations in the U.S., Canada, Mexico and Guam.
While hosting The Nighthawk, a wildly successful, late-night program on KTRS in St. Louis, Noory was recruited by Premiere Radio Networks to guest host on Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell.  He became the permanent host of the phenomenally successful over-night program on January 1, 2003, following Bell’s retirement.  Since then, Noory’s audience has continued to grow.
Noory captivates program listeners with his discussions of paranormal phenomena, time travel, alien abductions, conspiracies and all things curious and unexplained. He is driven, he has said, by the desire to solve the great mysteries of our time. From his first days as a radio broadcaster he says, “I’ve wanted to cover stories that the mainstream media never touchâ€"the unusual, the paranormal and things like that. I learned that broadcast was the best business for exploring these issues, and I’ve been doing it for 33 years.”
He dates his interest in these matters to a book by Walter Sullivan, We Are Not Alone, that his mother gave him when he was 13. He was hooked.
Prior to his late-night show on KTRS, Noory had an extensive broadcast career.  He started in radio at WCAR-AM in Detroit where his first-ever interview was with nuclear physicist and UFO expert Stanton Friedman.  From 1974-1978, he served as news producer and executive news producer at WJBK-TV.  At age 28, he became the youngest major market news director in the country at KMSP-TV in Minneapolis.
Noory was also the director of news planning and development at KSTP-TV in Minneapolis, was news director at KSDK-TV in St. Louis and the recipient of three Emmy Awards while a news executive.
He was born, raised and educated in Detroit. He has three children and three grandchildren. He served nine years in the U.S. Naval Reserve.
Coast to Coast AM is the most listened to overnight radio program in the country and is broadcast live, Monday-Sunday from 1-5 a.m. ET.
www.coasttocoastam.com

[Morgus]

Wasn't there yet another "spirited" reference by Snoory about the studio in Hawaii during last nights show?

yes indeed - during one of the quickie guests bringing up Hawaii.
Is it a coincidence there have been lots of callers in Hawaii recently so George can bring his new studio on "the big island" up a lot? 

[Morgus]

Jesus, Snoory is on the road in New Mexico tonight for two guests including Hoaxland. Then open lines, which I predict will be one hour before going to a tape of the "Best of George Noory" (stifle you laughs, please.)

that is an accurate prediction, I concur.
Noory always cuts out in the last hour on Fridays when he is out "on the road" - you can bank on it... 

[b_dubb]

any mention of Hawaii and the Snooron has to boast about his frigging studio. if the aliens really had our best interests at heart they'd take Snooron and never bring his sorry ass back

[PB the Deplorable]

The first thing Kim Carlsberg said was that she was checking her email before the interview even started and that she was already getting hate mail. George told her that "there is haters out there and that they are 15 year old kids with nothing to do."

Another shout out from George Noory.

Did she say what she meant by 'hate mail'?  I would assume they were mostly from people suggesting being on with George Noory might not be the best way to reach people, to appear to be a serious person.  Warnings not to let him distract her from her line of thought, stuff like that.

I've never contacted any of the guests, but telling them in advance a little about George's shit show would seem a kindness.

[PB the Deplorable]

Wasn't there yet another "spirited" reference by Snoory about the studio in Hawaii during last nights show? I was half asleep (hard to be otherwise during his shows) when I heard the reference which had nothing to do with the conversation with the guest other than a mention of HI as a location of the incident while telling her story.

Any slightest window of opportunity to talk about the HI studio, he seizes it. Boring Snoory, just boring.

He just really has nothing much to say, unless he thinks up some creepy personal 'story' to tell on the way to the office.

He doesn't really listen, but if someone brings up Detriot, St Loius, unicorns, clowns, now Hawaii, he will just launch into some pointless boring story about himself.  The better guests will quietly wait for him to stop, then resume where they left off.

[Flaxen Hegemony]

 
Did she say what she meant by 'hate mail'?  I would assume they were mostly from people suggesting being on with George Noory might not be the best way to reach people, to appear to be a serious person.  Warnings not to let him distract her from her line of thought, stuff like that.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of 15-year old hating voices suddenly cried out "ITS A TRAP!" and were suddenly silenced.

[b_dubb]

300 pages. and no sign of not sucking

[Camper]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of 15-year old hating voices suddenly cried out "ITS A TRAP!" and were suddenly silenced.

^^^hahaha   
She didn't say what she meant by hate mail but she did seem surprised. I don't think she thought to much of Noory's explanation and they just moved on.

[Frys Girl]

I've never learned anything from George Noory. He has contributed NOTHING to the show. What a waste. He's a cheap (quality) Alex Jones and a knock off of anything you hear on GCN... especially The Power Hour.


Rollye James was the best host other than Art Bell, but I like Ian a lot recently.

[General Johnson Jameson]

The first thing Kim Carlsberg said was that she was checking her email before the interview even started and that she was already getting hate mail. George told her that "there is haters out there and that they are 15 year old kids with nothing to do."

Noory really has a weird obsession with children.

I wonder what they are exactly talking about here with this hate mail claim. There must be a much wider discontent out there than I could've possibly imagined. Granted, Noory's uses of the word hate are glorified over-exaggerations. But still, some people are actually taking the time to email his guests and talk shit on him. I need to think on this some..

[Flaxen Hegemony]

Granted, Noory's uses of the word hate are glorified over-exaggerations. But still, some people are actually taking the time to email his guests and talk shit on him. I need to think on this some..

Exactly.  George was probably trying to sound cool, as if to say "I've got haters, folks, because I'm dancing on the cutting edge of radio."

Christ, whenever I see this simpleton on the History Channel in Ancient Aliens, alongside Georgio Cellulose (the apparent outcome of lightning striking a metal bottle of fake tanning solution), I wonder what happened to the network that once showed multi-hour marathons of "Great Castles of Europe".

This is how Rome fell.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Exactly.  George was probably trying to sound cool, as if to say "I've got haters, folks, because I'm dancing on the cutting edge of radio."

A valid observation, but how cool is it proclaiming a mass of 15 year olds have mobilized a trolling effort against a national radio host? At least he could have claimed something cool like we were Vietnamese Intelligence operatives on a disinfo campaign

[Scully]

yes indeed - during one of the quickie guests bringing up Hawaii.
Is it a coincidence there have been lots of callers in Hawaii recently so George can bring his new studio on "the big island" up a lot? 

When you use paid callers, they will say they're from Outer Mongolia if that's how their script reads.  I've noticed the increase in Hawaiians, too.

Last night Noory said he hasn't yet "fired up" his new studio.  Hadn't heard him put that spin on it before. 

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

"It must be demoooooonic."

[Frys Girl]

Can someone explain why the hell Kim Carlsberg was on the show in two segments which were NOT successive? LOL she had to hang up and call back for the last hour? George Noory is such a shitty host. wow.

[PB the Deplorable]

A valid observation, but how cool is it proclaiming a mass of 15 year olds have mobilized a trolling effort against a national radio host? At least he could have claimed something cool like we were Vietnamese Intelligence operatives on a disinfo campaign

Poor George, those delusional mud hut people again.

I'm still wondering about his guest claiming to get 'hate' emails.  Seriously?  Did she say that just to tease him a little, to get the reaction?

[Scully]

Poor George, those delusional mud hut people again.

I'm still wondering about his guest claiming to get 'hate' emails.  Seriously?  Did she say that just to tease him a little, to get the reaction?

My take on what the guest said was that someone was calling her crazy for her belief that she is an alien abductee, not for anything connected to George.  He, of course, connects everything to his own pitiful persecuted life. :

[PB the Deplorable]

Can someone explain why the hell Kim Carlsberg was on the show in two segments which were NOT successive? LOL she had to hang up and call back for the last hour? George Noory is such a shitty host. wow.

I'm guessing much of the show is recorded during the day - the news, the guests coming on just for a first hour segment.  If he's really using mostly paid callers, even the segments with a guest and those 'callers' could be taped.  Why not.

There's no bottom for the laziness and the lack of professionalism.

[Flaxen Hegemony]

I am almost willing to bet that you could ask 100,000 15 year olds who snoory is and doubt even one would know or care..much less bother sending an email.  He is such a fraud.

You might find 1 in that 100,000.  Imagine some poor soul who was accidentally exposed to Noory's show at a young age, and is still hoping weekly shock therapy and benzos for breakfast can make them forget.

[Scully]

I'm guessing much of the show is recorded during the day - the news, the guests coming on just for a first hour segment.  If he's really using mostly paid callers, even the segments with a guest and those 'callers' could be taped.  Why not.

There's no bottom for the laziness and the lack of professionalism.

You could be right, but on many occasions I've heard guests mention how late it is and how tired they are.

Of course it may just seem late to them because they're wrung out trying to talk to a birdbrain like George.

[MV/Liberace!]

I think I just heard George pronounce "principal" as "princi-bull." Yes, hearing this fool for the first time in 12 months. Only 60 seconds in, and already something of note.

Sent from my Droid X.

[Scully]

My favorite tonight was "Ambium" for "Ambien.

Noory went bananas over  Dr.Robin Falkov's neti pot story -- he'd never heard of one and thought a teapot somehow shot water up the user's nose -- this from the Grand Poobah of natural healing methods. Falkov was noticeably put off by his carrying on.

Morgus nailed it when he said it's a given that George will sneak out early and put on a replay on any Friday night he's on the road. Apparently he just can't wait to hit those night spots.  :

[Wahnfried]

"Albuquerque is the cleanest city I've ever seen. You could LITERALLY eat off of the freeway!"

"These brain eating Amoeba: could they get in your swimming pool? Oh, I guess the chlorine would kill them."

*Banging head against desk*

[valdez]

"Albuquerque is the cleanest city I've ever seen. You could LITERALLY eat off of the freeway!"

Morgus nailed it when he said it's a given that George will sneak out early and put on a replay on any Friday night he's on the road. Apparently he just can't wait to hit those night spots.  :

Noory went bananas over  Dr.Robin Falkov's neti pot story -- he'd never heard of one and thought a teapot somehow shot water up the user's nose -- this from the Grand Poobah of natural healing methods. Falkov was noticeably put off by his carrying on.

     I was put off by his carrying on.  He was showing off. Falkov seems like a serious woman, and George wondering if the movie "Them!" was a possible Japanese radiation scenario was embarrassing.  During open lines George spoke about some friends of his who adopted a dog, named "Freddy," and they dress him up, feed him on a high chair, and tape spoons to his paws so that he can learn to use them.  George said, "theres nothing wrong with that."  Really?  Why'd you bring it up if it wasn't weird?   Your friends are freaks, George.  Oh, wait, all your little antedotes are made up.  So, never mind.  Tommy relayed a text form someone who has noticed the sea levels rising and wondered if there is cause for concern.  Who the heck sits around noticing the friggin' sea levels rising and turns to George for....oh...wait...Tommy makes those up too.  Never mind.  Play the ufo Phil song.  He left an hour ago.
 

"Excuse me, ma'am.  Have you noticed things are getting kind of weird recently?

[Frys Girl]

George Noory must suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome. Some drunk called in saying "George, I have one bar left, so I hope you don't lose me. I know why the TSA is protecting us: they find people with lots of cash who are going to the Cayman Islands. I got it from the horse's mouth." George responded "REALLY? ?? What if you're doing to Vegas? You still get arrested?"


I can't believe I live in the same country as these morons. Our country is overrun by these kinds of people. George was saying that Bill Clinton was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Same with Hillary, and that the elites are "bored" because they don't have to be "police officers" so they call each other and say "let's start a war."

[Treading Water]

Noory went bananas over  Dr.Robin Falkov's neti pot story -- he'd never heard of one and thought a teapot somehow shot water up the user's nose -- this from the Grand Poobah of natural healing methods. Falkov was noticeably put off by his carrying on.

I admit it.  I use the program to help sleep through the night.  It did wonders for my insomnia.  HOWEVER...sometimes when I wake up and expect to be lulled back to sleep I hear real words spoken by Noory. 
Last night I actually sat up in bed and screamed at the radio, "Asshole!  A man DIED!!" 
He was giggling like the little boy who opens the back door to a church supper and yells "POOPY" before running away.
And, Scully, I wonder, too, how a person who professes to be so anti-medicine and so pro-natural healing NEVER heard of a neti pot!

[Frys Girl]

And, Scully, I wonder, too, how a person who professes to be so anti-medicine and so pro-natural healing NEVER heard of a neti pot!

He's a HOE. He only knows and cares about what and who pays. During open lines, a woman called and said that she was infested with bugs and had to dig them out of her nose with her fingers. Gross. Noory said to get Cedar something or other that sponsors him. Coast to Coast AM is an infomercial.

[kf5iwe]

I thought I was the only one who cured insomnia with C2C? I thought I had a problem. But I cant take Ian doing 4 hours with the dude who claims to be a horse ethier. Who is scheduling these guests?