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Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: TaoOfLuxLisbon on August 17, 2011, 04:08:44 PM
If you think you're a conservative because you're still bent out of shape about the Beatles hair, you probably belong in a coffin.
or in a nevada whore house to blow off some steam for once.

Tara

Quote from: onan on August 17, 2011, 03:55:25 PM
The fact you give access to all and freely also speaks to a liberal bent.

You are so, so ignorant of "non-liberals". 

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Tara on August 17, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
You are so, so ignorant of "non-liberals".
Haha, I had the same reaction.

Sent from my Droid X.

Labels?  I don't need no stinking labels...................

M Knight

Quote from: onan on August 17, 2011, 03:55:25 PM
But the whole aspect of wide open conversation in this forum is certainly more of a liberal leaning than conservative. The fact you give access to all and freely also speaks to a liberal bent.


You need to get out more.  If that were ever true, it is the opposite today. :)

onan

I am not going to get into another pissing contest or do any more name calling here. It doesn't turn out well.


If any of you think for a moment you do not have ignorant moments you need to do a recheck.

And my point wasn't made to be insulting. But if you want to take it there... so be it.

I can only speak of my experiences and the liberal mindset has a history of sharing ideas, and care. Not so much the conservative side.

So let the vitriol commence.

M Knight

Quote from: onan on August 17, 2011, 06:43:51 PM
I am not going to get into another pissing contest or do any more name calling here. It doesn't turn out well.


If any of you think for a moment you do not have ignorant moments you need to do a recheck.

And my point wasn't made to be insulting. But if you want to take it there... so be it.

I can only speak of my experiences and the liberal mindset has a history of sharing ideas, and care. Not so much the conservative side.

So let the vitriol commence.

No need for vitriol. :)

It turns out that this idea that liberals give more…is a myth.
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=2682730&page=1

Conservatives More Generous Than Liberals
http://brighthall.aol.com/2008/12/22/study-conservatives-more-generous-than-liberals/


The General

I have always felt that the balance between conservatives, moderates, and liberals on Coastgab is pretty even.  I feel like it's a pretty representative slice of America.  But now with the Wanderer, James G, and Anagrammy gone... well...  we may have tipped to the right a little. 

onan

Quote from: M Knight on August 17, 2011, 06:52:51 PM
No need for vitriol. :)

It turns out that this idea that liberals give more…is a myth.
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=2682730&page=1

Conservatives More Generous Than Liberals
http://brighthall.aol.com/2008/12/22/study-conservatives-more-generous-than-liberals/

Giving is a very complex subject. And the source Stossel uses in his article blurs the context. A Brooks is not an unbiased source and has made his dollar lambasting the liberal side of the fence (IMO). He makes his statistics talking about community giving specifically church donations. None of that is a bad thing. But it does dramatically miss the larger giving done within the federal government with Medicare and Medicaid both of which are and have been attacked by the conservative branch for decades. Those numbers are no where to be found in Brooks information.

To add there are many programs such as the school lunch program for poor childrem, WIC, Head Start and Childcare subsidies (TANF).

All of which are targets of funding cuts. All the while increases on the military Industrial Complex are not even discussed.

So yeah everyone gives, not really, but to keep this from someone thinking IB Ignorant local donations are not enough. Not a tasty tidbit of information but sadly true. So the government due to a liberal mindset has taken on the task of "giving".

onan

Quote from: The General on August 17, 2011, 07:34:09 PM
I have always felt that the balance between conservatives, moderates, and liberals on Coastgab is pretty even.  I feel like it's a pretty representative slice of America.  But now with the Wanderer, James G, and Anagrammy gone... well...  we may have tipped to the right a little.

You thought Wandy was liberal? With his diatribe on public health? I kinda thought he was not so much liberal or conservative but fuckin crazy.

Tara

Quote from: onan on August 17, 2011, 06:43:51 PM
I am not going to get into another pissing contest or do any more name calling here. It doesn't turn out well.


Don't want to argue, all I have to add is that I'm just surprised that not everyone on this site is not a liberal.  Anagrammy was quite open about her beliefs, she's entitled to them, and I wrongly assumed she was the norm.  What we need on Coastgab are people who are beyond the liberal/conservative spectrum.  How about some real anarchists to really spice things up?

Quote from: anagrammy on August 13, 2011, 09:06:15 AM
There is new tension in the Noory voice.  It is higher, tinnier--there is fear. 
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

M Knight

Quote from: onan on August 17, 2011, 07:39:22 PM
All the while increases on the military Industrial Complex are not even discussed.


You're so correct about this.  Why the hell do we need to provide almost all of the defense for Europe?  We essentially dictate their military policy, and NATO is basically an arm of the Pentagon.  The military and communication technology we have today negates the need for 1950's type massive numbers of troops permanently stationed in other countries.  Beef up our internal posts and bases (with the added benefit of recycling defense spending here).

If we were not providing free defense all over the world other nations would be forced to have more accountability.

And, guess what, we'd have enough money here for high quality, free health care, and much more affordable university education. 

Yes, Onan, it is all a matter of priority and values.

The General

Quote from: onan on August 17, 2011, 07:41:20 PM
You thought Wandy was liberal? With his diatribe on public health? I kinda thought he was not so much liberal or conservative but fuckin crazy.

Well, eating mescaline and fingerpainting in the desert wilderness doesn't exactly get you into the John Birch Society.  But, you're right, more like fuckin crazy.  I just assume, you know... Liberal would be the default setting for a guy like that, in my mind.  Maybe he was the anarchist Tara is looking for.

onan

Quote from: Tara on August 17, 2011, 07:41:42 PM
What we need on Coastgab are people who are beyond the liberal/conservative spectrum. 

Yes a thousand times yes.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: onan on August 17, 2011, 07:41:20 PM
You thought Wandy was liberal? With his diatribe on public health? I kinda thought he was not so much liberal or conservative but fuckin crazy.

   He belongs to "Solipsistic, infantile, jejune and non compos mentis tortured artiste" party. Founder, charter member.

Not to be a prude fellows, but could we get back to talking about how much Noory is an asshat? We cannot detract from our objective, or be subterfuged and distracted away from this most crititcal issue. The pissbag comes on the air in nearly an hour! We must have focus here!

Scully

Quote from: mbrown on August 17, 2011, 08:39:49 PM
As i pointed out before, Art started his format because everyone was doing politics and he wanted to try something else.  I am a social liberal but fiscal conservative and a proud atheist.  I don't hate my government or think there is some secret new world order.  I do think politicians are out of control caring more for their own careers than for our nation.  Our politics has become one big mess...but one thing i use to love about Art Bell's show..is that I could escape all that and wonder if there really is a big foot or if there are parallel universes..or if somebody really had an alien frozen in their icebox...ok  i never believed any of those..but art always protected me..every now and then someone would like to argue about religion and politics and art usually shut them down and we returned to fantasy..i know art sometimes became a lib and sometimes a conservative..but mostly he kept the conversation a-political, religion neutral..now we have a politcal and religious advocate in mr. noory..he is advancing an agenda..his own agenda or perhaps premier's..don't care..but instead of a relaxing drift to slumber, i now get angry, storm over to my computer..sometimes send off a fast blast full of obscenities, shut my computer down and try to drift off to sleep.  that is a little overblown..because i have learned..if george is on..i mostly shut the computer down in the beginning..though sometimes i do give the topic a shot..but george always turns it into his agenda..could be about a great scientific discovery and george will somehow make it stupid.  George must have some embarassing pic of premier execs..otherwise he would have disappeared 10 years ago..I use to write premier about this idiot when he was a stand in.  But we do have the weekends..except when george works sundays.

I could have almost written this entire post myself, mbrown ... not counting the proud atheist part ... I'm a shame-faced agnostic Presbyterian myself ... and I count myself a Liberal.  (I am personally the most frugal person you may ever meet, though.)


Quote from: M Knight on August 17, 2011, 07:51:47 PM

You're so correct about this.  Why the hell do we need to provide almost all of the defense for Europe?  We essentially dictate their military policy, and NATO is basically an arm of the Pentagon.  The military and communication technology we have today negates the need for 1950's type massive numbers of troops permanently stationed in other countries.  Beef up our internal posts and bases (with the added benefit of recycling defense spending here).

If we were not providing free defense all over the world other nations would be forced to have more accountability.

And, guess what, we'd have enough money here for high quality, free health care, and much more affordable university education. 

Yes, Onan, it is all a matter of priority and values.

Marc, you are one of the nicest conservatives I've been around, and I agree wholeheartedly with what you've said above.  I want those troops to come home, and I want the trillions being spent to police the world to be put to use here making sure no one suffers for lack of medical care because they can't afford it.

As noted by Anagrammy and a few of us awhile back, this Art Bell facebook gossip just may turn out to be something to note. If this is true that Noory is vocally off-tune, perhaps there is a bit of truth in this. Or Noory is actually a true paranoid and not a fake to appeal to this current audience.
Perhaps the scuttlebutt in Noory's underground masturbation/Michael Jackson chamber Headquarters is a little more detailed than what we have here. Hence him gloating big contracts, 2nd in ratings, a Hawaii underground chamber of unknown origin, him hosting the annual Ghost-to-Ghost. That is like mowing another man's lawn. This is all counter-intel on Noory's part to dispel or downplay this recent Bell back in the States talk and excitement. We all know Art would be direct competition for Noory and would most likely have his own show, dictate his own formats, and basically cut Noory's balls off.
Although this is all conjecture. It could explain some of the recent goings-on. And if it's true....Noory and your goons..I am on to you 8)

I doubt if George Noory has the brains to plan out much of anything.  Somehow he fell bass-ackwards into the job - he copied Art's show in St Louis and his agent managed to get him some spots filling in on the big show.  Art's guests made him look good enough, just long enough to be in position to snake the job when Art wanted to bail immediately.

I think he decided his schtick was going to be the 'nice guy' that let everyone have their say (much easier than making the effort to listen or defend a point of view), the guy that introduced guests and let them carry the show, he was going to be the guy that's afraid of clowns, that talked about 2012, angels, a few medical ideas, all the rest.  He can't keep himself from repeating the political garbage he hears at the barber shop.

I think he lets Lisa line up guests, and has Tommy prepare the cue cards.  Marketing handles the sponsors, George records the commercial voice overs.  If George is running some sort of agenda, trying to convince people of something, he's worse at that than he is at hosting a radio show.   Which is of course not possible.

All George is interested in is George.  Keeping his job, cashing his checks, telling a few creepy made-up personal stories, and a few even creepier true ones.  He seems to like being the star, but only at the occasional meat and greet - he hates the actual job, guests, listeners, topics. 

The only real possibility is he was placed there to keep a paranormal show, one that also addresses topics the shadow govt would rather not have out there, but in such a way as to attempt to completely discredit them.  And if that is the case, they aren't letting George in on it, they just let him be himself.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on August 17, 2011, 08:57:12 PM
Not to be a prude fellows, but could we get back to talking about how much Noory is an asshat? We cannot detract from our objective, or be subterfuged and distracted away from this most crititcal issue. The pissbag comes on the air in nearly an hour! We must have focus here!

   Actually, I shall not alter at all in going off on tangents.

   "How 'bout those Mets?"
   "Who really shot J.R.?"
   "Should McGovern have stuck with Eagleton?"

Oh Lord how it is pleasant not being on Streamlink anymore. Hear my praises. No more Noory promos. No more "Guarenteed to Increase Ejaculate" commercials and hearing his tooth fairy believing ass anymore.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 17, 2011, 09:43:43 PM
I think he lets Lisa line up guests, and has Tommy prepare the cue cards.  Marketing handles the sponsors, George records the commercial voice overs. 
Are you saying that Lisa is the one that contacts J.C. Webster? Or the one that would have that duty?
I also argree that dis-information is probably his job. Either that or having him talk about enough would leave anyone listening thinking "this guy is gullible as shit!"

Morgus

Very interesting.
Tonight's c2c guest Joshua P. Warren is revealing on the air the story behind Art Bell recently wanting to get rid of the alien gray dummy he received from Rush Limbaugh years ago (named Carville).
He said it has now been sold to a paranormal museum that Joshua is involved with.
He claimed there was  paranormal events surrounding the dummy and that scared family members, hence why it had to be gotten rid of.
Joshua says Art signed a document detailing the background story of it to be on display at the museum.

SnapT

Quote from: Morgus on August 18, 2011, 12:18:37 AM
Very interesting.
Tonight's c2c guest Joshua P. Warren is revealing on the air the story behind Art Bell recently wanting to get rid of the alien gray dummy he received from Rush Limbaugh years ago (named Carville).
He said it has now been sold to a paranormal museum that Joshua is involved with.
He claimed there was  paranormal events surrounding the dummy and that scared family members, hence why it had to be gotten rid of.
Joshua says Art signed a document detailing the background story of it to be on display at the museum.

This further verifies Art's Facebook page, as he posted about the alien statue days ago.

Quote from: SnapT on August 18, 2011, 12:21:03 AM
This further verifies Art's Facebook page, as he posted about the alien statue days ago.
And can put to rest he was getting rid of the old studio items due to bad memories.  :)

Morgus

Joshua Warren posted a couple pics of Art's alien named "Carville" at his website for tonight:


kingdomofsigh

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 17, 2011, 09:43:43 PM
I doubt if George Noory has the brains to plan out much of anything.  Somehow he fell bass-ackwards into the job - he copied Art's show in St Louis and his agent managed to get him some spots filling in on the big show.  Art's guests made him look good enough, just long enough to be in position to snake the job when Art wanted to bail immediately.

I think he decided his schtick was going to be the 'nice guy' that let everyone have their say (much easier than making the effort to listen or defend a point of view), the guy that introduced guests and let them carry the show, he was going to be the guy that's afraid of clowns, that talked about 2012, angels, a few medical ideas, all the rest.  He can't keep himself from repeating the political garbage he hears at the barber shop.

I think he lets Lisa line up guests, and has Tommy prepare the cue cards.  Marketing handles the sponsors, George records the commercial voice overs.  If George is running some sort of agenda, trying to convince people of something, he's worse at that than he is at hosting a radio show.   Which is of course not possible.

All George is interested in is George.  Keeping his job, cashing his checks, telling a few creepy made-up personal stories, and a few even creepier true ones.  He seems to like being the star, but only at the occasional meat and greet - he hates the actual job, guests, listeners, topics. 

The only real possibility is he was placed there to keep a paranormal show, one that also addresses topics the shadow govt would rather not have out there, but in such a way as to attempt to completely discredit them.  And if that is the case, they aren't letting George in on it, they just let him be himself.

It's like someone died and left George the key to the pool. He has one stroke to stay afloat, and it is by forever swimming backstrokes in a dumbed down, phony earnest, science phobic format. I am doubtful any of Premiere's management listens to his show, as long as he spinelessly tows the company line he's found his gravy and will slurp at the trough. I'm sure Coastgabbers have commented on this before, but to me his horribly scripted sponsor reads make me break out in hives. Nothing insults the audience's intelligence more then when he places stupid emphasis on what his audience can do to follow up with <insert sponsor here>....

Would it kill him to develop a point of view that doesn't revolve around his short attention span whims? "Oh, you mentioned something I recognize, let me derail the momentum of the topic going anywhere as I shoehorn in a moronic shiny key observation to kill airtime before my next sponsor read..."

It's such lazy, plug in the nearest hole idiocy, but he'll ride that phony earnestness shtick as long as Premiere allows it, being it's a payday he'll never get from another employer. All I can do is fantasize that they drop him and his moustache off into Kīlauea...or barring that Art returning in a rival slot and wiping the floor with him so hard it will leave hair dye streaks.  ;D



valdez

Quote from: Morgus on August 18, 2011, 12:18:37 AM
Very interesting.
Tonight's c2c guest Joshua P. Warren is revealing on the air the story behind Art Bell recently wanting to get rid of the alien gray dummy he received from Rush Limbaugh years ago (named Carville).
He said it has now been sold to a paranormal museum that Joshua is involved with.
He claimed there was  paranormal events surrounding the dummy and that scared family members, hence why it had to be gotten rid of.
Joshua says Art signed a document detailing the background story of it to be on display at the museum.

     He also said something like, "it [the statue] was a gift from one broadcaster [Rush] to another [Art], as I'm sure you've received from other broadcasters."  And I suppose George has received so many such gifts, that he couldn't think of any at that particular moment, so he didn't say anything.  At the end of the show he thanked Warren for all his stories, including the "alien statue" story.   Eh...That would be the "Art bell/Rush Limbaugh alien statue story", George.  First guest was economist Harry Dent, who didn't seem to be all doom and gloom, like most of these guys are today.  A decent show.

   

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