George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ADG12311990]

Yep in the 1990s, Art hosted c2cam for 5 hours M-F. Then it went down to 4 hours after 1999 or so.
I recall when Noory first took over the hosting back around 2003, he promised he would return the show to 5 hours soon, but has never done so even after 12 years...

I think Noory didn't want Hoagland to remind listeners of all that on the air, reminding folks of Art's 5 hour show in the past  and Noory's broken promise?
Hence why he quickly shut up Hoagland before he went to far on this subject when he tried to expand his guest hosting gig from 3 to 4hours to even longer.   

But, if he did C2C for 5 hours, that would cut into Turkey time! And we know what happens when Dave can't get his turkey sammich!

[karios8]

But, if he did C2C for 5 hours, that would cut into Turkey time! And we know what happens when Dave can't get his turkey sammich!

He burns his flapper

[michio]

They are.

sNoory has told us he is a man who will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help him his gawd. He didn't say those exact words but he does "want the truth." He's beyond hoodwinking his listeners and treating them as mere objects for his financial gain. But then, who knows what's possible when "integrity" is a meaningless word in the dictionary to some people.

I've heard what's going around the rumor mill and I have my suspicions, but is there solid proof there are paid callers hired to spread propaganda by calling into the program to say it's another "classhic show," as happened recently? We'd need to hear from a few C2C ex-employees spilling their guts, at the least. Or we can patiently wait for Tommy the Butler to write his international bestseller exposé: 'Behind The Scenes of The Brain Fart of Talk Radio.'

[PB the Deplorable]

sNoory has told us he is a man who will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help him his gawd. He didn't say those exact words but he does "want the truth." He's beyond hoodwinking his listeners and treating them as mere objects for his financial gain. But then, who knows what's possible when "integrity" is a meaningless word in the dictionary to some people.

I've heard what's going around the rumor mill and I have my suspicions, but is there solid proof there are paid callers hired to spread propaganda by calling into the program to say it's another "classhic show," as happened recently? We'd need to hear from a few C2C ex-employees spilling their guts, at the least. Or we can patiently wait for Tommy the Butler to write his international bestseller exposé: 'Behind The Scenes of The Brain Fart of Talk Radio.'

Not sure about any particular show, but do a google search for 'Premiere On Call'

[michio]

Not sure about any particular show, but do a google search for 'Premiere On Call'

Will do. Thanks, PB.

[George Noory]

^ Do the hustle! *Van McCoy playing on crackling vinyl*

LOL. George Noory. What a fuckin' jack-ass.

[WOTR]

Not sure about any particular show, but do a google search for 'Premiere On Call'

That broke a couple of years ago and sent talk show hosts scrambling to claim that they would never use such a service (despite evidence that many did.)  The website and most public information disappeared shorty thereafter.


I have my suspicions that they maintain it, and just hide it better now.  There is no way that Noory has not used a "plant" of some type in the past and probably continues to this day.  Even if it is a real caller where they have just prearranged some praise to be called in...

[WOTR]

A short excerpt for anybody who does not want to search entire sites...

]“Premiere On Call is our new custom caller service,” read the service’s website, which disappeared as this story was being reported (for a cached version of the site click here). “We supply voice talent to take/make your on-air calls, improvise your scenes or deliver your scripts. Using our simple online booking tool, specify the kind of voice you need, and we’ll get your the right person fast. Unless you request it, you won’t hear that same voice again for at least two months, ensuring the authenticity of your programming for avid listeners.”


As there anybody who believes that Dave would not want some "scripts" delivered to make him look better, more interesting, or sell more subscriptions to "paranormal date?"

[ItsOver]

But, if he did C2C for 5 hours, that would cut into Turkey time! And we know what happens when Dave can't get his turkey sammich!

The Pizza Roll that gave all.

[Little Hater]

Damn! I figured you guys would have filled RCH's inbox so he could tell us what he was trying to ask georgie boy last night.

Maybe 8 years ago, an open lines caller asked george about 5 hour shows and referenced longer shows when Art was the main host. George said, "Wow...5 hours!?"

Hoagland was on a couple of weeks ago and he and Noory talked about Hoagland's hosting appearance. RCH chose the night of some upoming NASA operation as the night he wants to host, and NASA's timing doesn't match up with the hours C2C is on. The actual launch (or whatever it is) would occur in the hour after the show ended, so RCH wants an extra hour. I'm not sure why Noory threw a hissy fit when Hoagland mentioned it this time.

[michio]

That broke a couple of years ago and sent talk show hosts scrambling to claim that they would never use such a service (despite evidence that many did.)  The website and most public information disappeared shorty thereafter.


I have my suspicions that they maintain it, and just hide it better now.  There is no way that Noory has not used a "plant" of some type in the past and probably continues to this day.  Even if it is a real caller where they have just prearranged some praise to be called in...

People have accused Art of J.C. being a plant, but from the lips of The Master as I heard the words with my ears, Art said he didn't know who the guy really was and it wasn't a set-up. I believe him.

I'd love for a 'Coast Insider' member during one of their chat sessions, or a GabCast participant whenever they have him on the phone, to ask that very question of the bad mustache: Have you used in the past and do you use in the present, paid/scripted callers or messages in any type of Internet/telephone communication without informing the listeners? Whether you'd get an honest answer from the bad mustache is another question. I know, good luck with that.

[PB the Deplorable]

Hoagland was on a couple of weeks ago and he and Noory talked about Hoagland's hosting appearance. RCH chose the night of some upoming NASA operation as the night he wants to host, and NASA's timing doesn't match up with the hours C2C is on. The actual launch (or whatever it is) would occur in the hour after the show ended, so RCH wants an extra hour. I'm not sure why Noory threw a hissy fit when Hoagland mentioned it this time.

Someone ought to clue Hoagland in that his bad science fiction has little to do with anything NASA is doing. 

[Paradox]

Hoagland was on a couple of weeks ago and he and Noory talked about Hoagland's hosting appearance. RCH chose the night of some upoming NASA operation as the night he wants to host, and NASA's timing doesn't match up with the hours C2C is on. The actual launch (or whatever it is) would occur in the hour after the show ended, so RCH wants an extra hour. I'm not sure why Noory threw a hissy fit when Hoagland mentioned it this time.

Yep, the New Horizons and Pluto rendezvous.  If RCH wants to do live stuff why doesn't he just get a show on blogspot or some other site and do his stuff when he wants too?

I'd love for a 'Coast Insider' member during one of their chat sessions, or a GabCast participant whenever they have him on the phone, to ask that very question of the bad mustache: Have you used in the past and do you use in the present, paid/scripted callers or messages in any type of Internet/telephone communication without informing the listeners?

I can't imagine that he would admit to it.  Yet several of his regular callers definitely sound as if they are reading a script.  Maybe they script the questions and comments before they call?  I dunno.  No I think he would hem and haw his way around the question. The Insider who asked it would find themselves suddenly disconnected.  Oops.

[Northern Nights]

haha this is beautiful

Hoagland was on a couple of weeks ago and he and Noory talked about Hoagland's hosting appearance. RCH chose the night of some upoming NASA operation as the night he wants to host, and NASA's timing doesn't match up with the hours C2C is on. The actual launch (or whatever it is) would occur in the hour after the show ended, so RCH wants an extra hour. I'm not sure why Noory threw a hissy fit when Hoagland mentioned it this time.

It could be that Hoagland is hoping to do an extra live hour on the Dark Matter Network, and the Coast people have warned him not to pursue that as if would be good publicity for Art just a week before his return.  He could be hoping that someone at Dark Matter reaches out to him now to do this, and he only mentioned it as a way of alerting them within breaking an agreement to not contact them first.

[Sardondi]

Okay, I've been gone - what? - 18 months? I dropped in a time or two for auld lang, but pretty much I just gave late night radio up, and with it hatin' on Noory. I was so incredibly pissed at Art for acting like a diva, and an incompetent diva at that, that I just washed my hands and walked away. On top of that, Art's tasteless auto-incineration left Dave Noory looking like the old pro who wouldn't lower himself, yadda. Even when whispers that Art was coming back - A-gain - made it through to my mainstream world, I didn't really care. He really ripped it with me in how he flounced off in a huff after pissing the carpet.

But last night I ran across an old archive of Ghost to Ghosts and listened to some. And YouTube threw up a recent Noory copycat show called "Unexplained Mysteries" or some such from May of this year, with the guy who does the "paranormal campfire" podcasts. I thought, "Maybe I was too hard on Noory. After all, he's the guy who has shown up day in, day out for over 12 years." So I actually listened to it. I was even prepared to admit I had been too hard on him.

But I hadn't. Jeez Louise, the guy has learned nothing. Nothing. He interrupted the guest continuously; asked stupid questions, badly timed questions; left-field questions, where-the-hell-did-that-come-from questions. Noory even clumsily stepped in  and blew the punchline way too early, completely ruining the story. It had to have been frustrating as hell for the guest as Dave ruined what was clearly a well-prepared and even scripted performance, all because Noory wanted to effin' talk.

God, what a dildo.

So, what have I missed?

[FightTheFuture]

Okay, I've been gone - what? - 18 months? I dropped in a time or two for auld lang, but pretty much I just gave late night radio up, and with it hatin' on Noory. I was so incredibly pissed at Art for acting like a diva, and an incompetent diva at that, that I just washed my hands and walked away. On top of that, Art's tasteless auto-incineration left Dave Noory looking like the old pro who wouldn't lower himself, yadda. Even when whispers that Art was coming back - A-gain - made it through to my mainstream world, I didn't really care. He really ripped it with me in how he flounced off in a huff after pissing the carpet.

But last night I ran across an old archive of Ghost to Ghosts and listened to some. And YouTube threw up a recent Noory copycat show called "Unexplained Mysteries" or some such from May of this year, with the guy who does the "paranormal campfire" podcasts. I thought, "Maybe I was too hard on Noory. After all, he's the guy who has shown up day in, day out for over 12 years." So I actually listened to it. I was even prepared to admit I had been too hard on him.

But I hadn't. Jeez Louise, the guy has learned nothing. Nothing. He interrupted the guest continuously; asked stupid questions, badly timed questions; left-field questions, where-the-hell-did-that-come-from questions. Noory even clumsily stepped in  and blew the punchline way too early, completely ruining the story. It had to have been frustrating as hell for the guest as Dave ruined what was clearly a well-prepared and even scripted performance, all because Noory wanted to effin' talk.

God, what a dildo.

So, what have I missed?

Nuttin`. How ya been doin`?

[onan]

Okay, I've been gone - what? - 18 months? I dropped in a time or two for auld lang, but pretty much I just gave late night radio up, and with it hatin' on Noory. I was so incredibly pissed at Art for acting like a diva, and an incompetent diva at that, that I just washed my hands and walked away. On top of that, Art's tasteless auto-incineration left Dave Noory looking like the old pro who wouldn't lower himself, yadda. Even when whispers that Art was coming back - A-gain - made it through to my mainstream world, I didn't really care. He really ripped it with me in how he flounced off in a huff after pissing the carpet.

But last night I ran across an old archive of Ghost to Ghosts and listened to some. And YouTube threw up a recent Noory copycat show called "Unexplained Mysteries" or some such from May of this year, with the guy who does the "paranormal campfire" podcasts. I thought, "Maybe I was too hard on Noory. After all, he's the guy who has shown up day in, day out for over 12 years." So I actually listened to it. I was even prepared to admit I had been too hard on him.

But I hadn't. Jeez Louise, the guy has learned nothing. Nothing. He interrupted the guest continuously; asked stupid questions, badly timed questions; left-field questions, where-the-hell-did-that-come-from questions. Noory even clumsily stepped in  and blew the punchline way too early, completely ruining the story. It had to have been frustrating as hell for the guest as Dave ruined what was clearly a well-prepared and even scripted performance, all because Noory wanted to effin' talk.

God, what a dildo.

So, what have I missed?

Welcome, post often.

It is good to see you post... hope you're hanging around.

[ItsOver]

Okay, I've been gone - what? - 18 months? I dropped in a time or two for auld lang, but pretty much I just gave late night radio up, and with it hatin' on Noory. I was so incredibly pissed at Art for acting like a diva, and an incompetent diva at that, that I just washed my hands and walked away. On top of that, Art's tasteless auto-incineration left Dave Noory looking like the old pro who wouldn't lower himself, yadda. Even when whispers that Art was coming back - A-gain - made it through to my mainstream world, I didn't really care. He really ripped it with me in how he flounced off in a huff after pissing the carpet.

But last night I ran across an old archive of Ghost to Ghosts and listened to some. And YouTube threw up a recent Noory copycat show called "Unexplained Mysteries" or some such from May of this year, with the guy who does the "paranormal campfire" podcasts. I thought, "Maybe I was too hard on Noory. After all, he's the guy who has shown up day in, day out for over 12 years." So I actually listened to it. I was even prepared to admit I had been too hard on him.

But I hadn't. Jeez Louise, the guy has learned nothing. Nothing. He interrupted the guest continuously; asked stupid questions, badly timed questions; left-field questions, where-the-hell-did-that-come-from questions. Noory even clumsily stepped in  and blew the punchline way too early, completely ruining the story. It had to have been frustrating as hell for the guest as Dave ruined what was clearly a well-prepared and even scripted performance, all because Noory wanted to effin' talk.

God, what a dildo.

So, what have I missed?

Where the hell is your avatar that we grew to love and then missed.  Out recreating the Battle of Britain in the hereafter?


Don't forget to sign-up for Art's new show.  Oh, yeah, Dave still sucks, and post often.

[Ms. C]

This is beyond hilarious!  I had to find it again and get another good laugh today!  (I also listened to the audio clip for second time also!!!)

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3.0;attach=32928

Thanks for making this ..... bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[UnscreenedCaller]

Noory mentioned that he recently taped his bits for the new season 8 of Ancient Aliens coming soon...

Taking this a different way, I now have the most unfortunate image in my mind. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

God, what a dildo.

So, what have I missed?

I don't know what you missed, but we sure as hell missed you! Where's Winston? 

[NW Kro͞oˈsādər]

Noory looking him over like a pizza roll...

[ItsOver]

Noory looking him over like a pizza roll...

It looks like the court jester entertaining Saddam Hussein. 

[Little Hater]

So, what have I missed?

Welcome home, brother. Frankly, you haven't missed much unless you're obsessed with Falkie's dysfunction or enjoy thousands of posts containing YouTube videos. Hating George Noory and/or fellating Art Bell still rule, too.

[My guess is that Sardondi's previous avatar hasn't made an appearance because he may have caught wind of Glenn Beck's recent (serious) introduction of his radio show guest as 'the closest thing to Churchill we have in this generation' - Rick Santorum.]

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

People have accused Art of J.C. being a plant, but from the lips of The Master as I heard the words with my ears, Art said he didn't know who the guy really was and it wasn't a set-up. I believe him.

I'd love for a 'Coast Insider' member during one of their chat sessions, or a GabCast participant whenever they have him on the phone, to ask that very question of the bad mustache: Have you used in the past and do you use in the present, paid/scripted callers or messages in any type of Internet/telephone communication without informing the listeners? Whether you'd get an honest answer from the bad mustache is another question. I know, good luck with that.

Well, George has demonstrated that he will lie to cover his ass or to bolster people's perception of him.  I'm sure he would have no problem flat out denying this.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

haha this is beautiful

It could be that Hoagland is hoping to do an extra live hour on the Dark Matter Network, and the Coast people have warned him not to pursue that as if would be good publicity for Art just a week before his return.  He could be hoping that someone at Dark Matter reaches out to him now to do this, and he only mentioned it as a way of alerting them within breaking an agreement to not contact them first.

Nobody wins when somebody snatches up Hoagland.  Well, I suppose Hoagland does.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Okay, I've been gone - what? - 18 months? I dropped in a time or two for auld lang, but pretty much I just gave late night radio up, and with it hatin' on Noory. I was so incredibly pissed at Art for acting like a diva, and an incompetent diva at that, that I just washed my hands and walked away. On top of that, Art's tasteless auto-incineration left Dave Noory looking like the old pro who wouldn't lower himself, yadda. Even when whispers that Art was coming back - A-gain - made it through to my mainstream world, I didn't really care. He really ripped it with me in how he flounced off in a huff after pissing the carpet.

But last night I ran across an old archive of Ghost to Ghosts and listened to some. And YouTube threw up a recent Noory copycat show called "Unexplained Mysteries" or some such from May of this year, with the guy who does the "paranormal campfire" podcasts. I thought, "Maybe I was too hard on Noory. After all, he's the guy who has shown up day in, day out for over 12 years." So I actually listened to it. I was even prepared to admit I had been too hard on him.

But I hadn't. Jeez Louise, the guy has learned nothing. Nothing. He interrupted the guest continuously; asked stupid questions, badly timed questions; left-field questions, where-the-hell-did-that-come-from questions. Noory even clumsily stepped in  and blew the punchline way too early, completely ruining the story. It had to have been frustrating as hell for the guest as Dave ruined what was clearly a well-prepared and even scripted performance, all because Noory wanted to effin' talk.

God, what a dildo.

So, what have I missed?

Hey, welcome back again Sardoni, the man who always calls it like it is.  As you can see you haven't really missed anything, apart from the anticipation of Art's return and the latest chapters in the Falkie experience.

[Richard Groyper]

Okay, I've been gone - what? - 18 months? I dropped in a time or two for auld lang, but pretty much I just gave late night radio up, and with it hatin' on Noory. I was so incredibly pissed at Art for acting like a diva, and an incompetent diva at that, that I just washed my hands and walked away. On top of that, Art's tasteless auto-incineration left Dave Noory looking like the old pro who wouldn't lower himself, yadda. Even when whispers that Art was coming back - A-gain - made it through to my mainstream world, I didn't really care. He really ripped it with me in how he flounced off in a huff after pissing the carpet.

But last night I ran across an old archive of Ghost to Ghosts and listened to some. And YouTube threw up a recent Noory copycat show called "Unexplained Mysteries" or some such from May of this year, with the guy who does the "paranormal campfire" podcasts. I thought, "Maybe I was too hard on Noory. After all, he's the guy who has shown up day in, day out for over 12 years." So I actually listened to it. I was even prepared to admit I had been too hard on him.

But I hadn't. Jeez Louise, the guy has learned nothing. Nothing. He interrupted the guest continuously; asked stupid questions, badly timed questions; left-field questions, where-the-hell-did-that-come-from questions. Noory even clumsily stepped in  and blew the punchline way too early, completely ruining the story. It had to have been frustrating as hell for the guest as Dave ruined what was clearly a well-prepared and even scripted performance, all because Noory wanted to effin' talk.

God, what a dildo.

So, what have I missed?

1. You're a BellGab (1st ballot) Hall of Famer 2. Art's coming back again 3. Noory still sucks 4. I used to be Portlanddangler/boba Fett

[NoMoreNoory]

So, what have I missed?

Welcome back! You have been greatly missed.


Plus ça change, mais plus c'est le même chose, might best describe it. The suckage continues unabated. Joorch unleashed a new attack on us, dubbing us 'rat-eaters'. Among recent developments,  Falkie interviewed Joorch and Tommee; Joorch called into the GabCast; Joorch has a new scam running - Paranormaldate.com. And Zeebo has retired to his nut stash pending the Third Coming of Art.

[NoMoreNoory]

Dance for me, Salome.


Fucking creepy!