George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

"The Annabelle doll?  That apparently is still locked up in the Warrens occult museum. That one creeps me out.  Robert, not so much.  But yeah, maybe we should get them together on a date but Annie looks like a high-maintenance chick and well Robert looks like he has seen better days."[/size]


That's not a good idea.  If Robert and Annabelle did get together and have a child, it would definitely be a mean baby.

Then Jorch could have Tommy kill the mean baby then he would have something exciting to read on his "newsh" segment.  Of course, Tommy would likely be killed but that would be no loss.  Jorch can go a Hells Angels rally and hire a new bodyguard...err...I mean....producer.

[Jorch Einstein]

expat posted an interview of Steven Quayle in Quayle's thread.  Quayle has sworn never to do C2C again.  He wouldn't give a reason except that he wants to focus on ministering to the faithful.

Aw...I'll miss his breathless, hysterical, mind-numbingly stupid ranting on Coast.

[136 or 142]

expat posted an interview of Steven Quayle in Quayle's thread.  Quayle has sworn never to do C2C again.  He wouldn't give a reason except he implied he wants to focus on ministering to the faithful.

I wonder if Noory will mention this.

[BattyBrooke]

If anyone would like a bit of sandpaper run through their ears, RCH is on tonight.

[Richard Groyper]

If anyone would like a bit of sandpaper run through their ears, RCH is on tonight.

Did you know there's a face on mars?

[NoMoreNoory]

I know we're already into tonight's suckage, with Hoaxy bearing down on us, but I wanted to raise something from last night. Dave was inviting people in the St Louis area to come to the taping of a pilot of a TV show: next Friday, I think. He referred to it as 'our' show. Another cutting-edge, fastest growing internet-based TV show that you can watch on your flat-screen TV if you have the right equipment? He offered no details. Anyone know anything?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I know we're already into tonight's suckage, with Hoaxy bearing down on us, but I wanted to raise something from last night. Dave was inviting people in the St Louis area to come to the taping of a pilot of a TV show: next Friday, I think. He referred to it as 'our' show. Another cutting-edge, fastest growing internet-based TV show that you can watch on your flat-screen TV if you have the right equipment? He offered no details. Anyone know anything?

All I know is that Falkie has been claiming for months that he is going to be hired by Noory to give Skype commentary during the new show.  Nobody knows what that means, including Falkie.

[Richard Groyper]

NoMoreNoory, your avatar the "Fluke man" scared me away from using a portable toilet ever again. Creepy creature.

[Dateline]

From the City of Angels near the Pacific Ocean. . .

And now we have this incredible interview.

I want to introduce my scheduled guest, the signage in the studio.

Norry:  Well, Mr. Signage how did you get to be so bright?

Signage.  .No reply.

Norry:  How did  you decide to devote your existence to being signage?

Signage.. .No reply

Norry:  Do  you think that baby signage are mean?

Signage. .  .No reply

Norry:  You know that we cannot have dead air Mr. Signage?

Signage. . .No reply

Norry:  (In desperation he messages the Producer.  There is nothing left to interview.  All of our guests have followed the preachings of Steve Quayle and will not be interviewed on Coast.  One by one they have left.  We have interviewed all of the staff. Lee Cigar, the mike, the cue cards and even the table.  There is not a thing left for us to put on the air)

Norry:  Mr. Signage, did you know that we got one thousand hits on the paranormal dating site in the last twenty-four hours?

Signage. . No reply

Norry:  Mr. Signage, the hits sound like this. ..PING.. . Ping. . PING.   ping.. .  .PING.
(Norry finishes the show making Ping sounds for the next three hours)

Mr. Signage finally makes a sound as it crashes to the ground.  It sounds like a thunderclap and cuts to Midnight In the Desert.

A week letter Alex Jones has Norry on his show from an undisclosed secret location.  Screams are heard in the background as shock therapy is conducted.  The only vocalization from Norry is PING.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hoagland really has given up showing any respect for the intelligence of his audience.

[Guy From V]

Is what I'm hearing about Art TXing a show on 5085 kHz starting tomorrow night a real thing or just scuttlebutt?

[Jackstar]

I'm listening to the show tonight, as these images from Ceres are too good to ignore. Snoory seems really animated--his reptoid handlers have clearly primed him well.

[NoMoreNoory]

NoMoreNoory, your avatar the "Fluke man" scared me away from using a portable toilet ever again. Creepy creature.

Ha! Well, good to know we've performed an important public service: keeping people away from portapotties can only be a good thing.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Dave... taping of a pilot of a TV show... He offered no details. Anyone know anything?

I know it's going to suck

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is what I'm hearing about Art TXing a show on 5085 kHz starting tomorrow night a real thing or just scuttlebutt?

July 20th.  Someone must have gotten the wrong month.  I think Art is still under non-compete but as I understand it his streaming internet show will be carried on shortwave as well as, initially, a handful of terrestrial radio stations which have already signed on.

Sorry, don't know what TXing is so maybe there's something I haven't heard.

[Guy From V]

July 20th.  Someone must have got the wrong month.  I think Art is still under non-compete but as I understand it his streaming internet show will be carried on shortwave as well as, initially, a handful of terrestrial radio stations which have already signed on.

Excellent news...I'll be tuning in on SW just 'cause I'm really cool.   

EDIT: OH n/m TX is transmit but transmitting isn't the same as broadcasting.  I was just lazy-typing.

[21st Century Man]

"Brian Williams told a few white lies."

So from Hoagland's remarks in sympathy, I guess we can conclude that Hoagland tells a few "white" lies every now and then.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Excellent news...I'll be tuning in on SW just 'cause I'm really cool.   

EDIT: OH n/m TX is transmit but transmitting isn't the same as broadcasting.  I was just lazy-typing.

More info if you don't feel like wading through 1000 pages of Art Bell thread.

http://artbell.com/art-bells-new-show-faq/

http://artbell.com/radio-stations/

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=2136

[Juan Cena]

Hoagland really has given up showing any respect for the intelligence of his audience.

It's so obvious that the "cultural artifacts" the Russian scientist was talking about was the missing Apollo 11 footage.

RCH is starting to remind me of the guy in the Philip K Dick story "The Eyes Have It."

[Juan Cena]

More info if you don't feel like wading through 1000 pages of Art Bell thread.

http://artbell.com/art-bells-new-show-faq/

http://artbell.com/radio-stations/

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=2136

So will these stations also be airing Art's show online as well?

[Guy From V]

More info if you don't feel like wading through 1000 pages of Art Bell thread.

http://artbell.com/art-bells-new-show-faq/

http://artbell.com/radio-stations/

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=2136

Coolness, if anyone wanted to tune in on shortwave via PC w/o worrying about having the equipment, knowing how to do it or being located for good reception there are tons of web-based software defined radio GUIs based all over the world to play with:

http://websdr.org/

[21st Century Man]

Meh.  Hoagland is just another fraud who knows how to talk.  In a roundabout way, he pretty much admitted that he lies and, well, I've had enough of his crap.  At least someone like Steve Quayle actually believes the stuff he talks about.  I hope Hoagland stays off Art's show.  Off goes the radio.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

So will these stations also be airing Art's show online as well?

I hope so.  I don't want to use the Tune In app.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Coolness, if anyone wanted to tune in on shortwave via PC w/o worrying about having the equipment, knowing how to do it or being located for good reception there are tons of web-based software defined radio GUIs based all over the world to play with:

http://websdr.org/

Cool   Thanks.

[michio]

Did you know there's a face on mars?

[Northern Nights]

You can listen to the shortwave station WTWW online by clicking "listen live" on their website.

[NoMoreNoory]

In his commercial for the emergency food supplies, Dave said four weeks supply would cost you '90 non-dollars'. I realise the economy is not at its best right now, but I didn't know we'd gone as far as issuing valueless currency.


Or maybe he was just failing to say 99......

[Guy From V]

You can listen to the shortwave station WTWW online by clicking "listen live" on their website.

5085 kHz is WTWW?  Is Art broadcasting in-between Bayou snake-handlers speaking in tongues live show and creepy apocalypse-preaching dudes talking about eugenics live show then?

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh dear! I was about to post that the Apollo pic that Hoaxland is going to claim shows 'shimmering glass curtains', looks like the face of Jesus from the Shroud of Urine, when I hear Dave say exactly the same thing. I may have to retire to the warm bath and open the veins. But it does!

[Northern Nights]

A Hoagland drinking game using the words "stunning", "images" and "artifacts" would get you drunk really fast.