George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

Well I hope you come back sometime and, again, good luck with your book.  I really mean that.

[UFQuack]

Would you say that your spuritchewl? ...or spiritual?

[21st Century Man]

Well gang, I guess since the Major appears to be leaving us, we're going to have to pick up the slack.  However, I'm not going to try tonight. It's too tough an act to follow the Major.  Kinda like the Stones trying to kick it in gear after following James Brown on the T. A. M. I. show in 1964.  Or make that Paul Anka following Elvis Presley in the late 50's.  I bet Jorch really loved that show though Elvis had not really been much of a crooner up to that point. To continue with the analogy, following the Major is like Jorch, the Noorie, following Art Bell.

Jorch, the Noorie, you suck.

[goldendeal]

Well gang, I guess since the Major appears to be leaving us, we're going to have to pick up the slack.  However, I'm not going to try tonight. It's too tough an act to follow the Major.  Kinda like the Stones trying to kick it in gear after following James Brown on the T. A. M. I. show in 1964.  Or make that Paul Anka following Elvis Presley in the late 50's.  I bet Jorch really loved that show though Elvis had not really been much of a crooner up to that point. To continue with the analogy, following the Major is like Jorch, the Noorie, following Art Bell.

Jorch, the Noorie, you suck.

Or Kiss following Rush....1977

[b_dubb]

George couldn't find his hole with his ass in the ground if his shit hit his shinola with it. George couldn't carry a conversation if it ruptured a spleen on his Hawaiian shtudio desk. I'm not saying that George and Tommy are mishy mishy but they probably are. It's not that his shoew sucks, but it also blows. That is to say, I don't think it's very good. Have a great day George. You are a master of Suckatology.

George is a High Priest of Lawsonomy
http://www.lawsonomy.org

[PaulAtreides]

Where's Major Ed? This thread isn't the same without him.

Hell with Major Ed, where's the Numbers Lady?

[136 or 142]

Oh and I don't know anything about onions.  I don't like them.

1.Major Ed, be nice to 21st Century Man, he's a nice person.   Same thing with Albrecht.

2.Don't like onions? WTF Ever try them sauted?

[cweb]

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See Jorch, it's really hard to cultivate a base of intelligent listeners when you insult their intelligence by trying to sell them pyramid schemes. Please send this message to your corporate masters.

Find a better revenue stream. Or keep up the granola as your listenership continues to dissolve into the lobotomized group.

[136 or 142]

Major Ed, Curtis Gans just died a few days ago

So Long, Curtis
By Stuart Rothenberg
Posted at 2:07 p.m. on March 18
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I had not spoken with Curtis Gans for the past couple of years, but his death on Sunday, at age 77, brought back a flood of memories.

Curtis and I had two things in common: We were both born in Manhattan and graduated from the Riverdale Country School, a private school in the Riverdale section of the Bronx.

Each time I spoke with him, I tried to picture Curtis as a boy, wearing a jacket and tie while walking to class or attending daily chapel services at school. The picture never quite made sense, and I chuckled to myself when I thought of Curtis at Riverdale.

Although he spent years as an activist and was knee-deep in partisan politics (including internal Democratic Party politics), Curtis shifted gears at some point, apparently during the 1970s.

My discussions with him were entirely about voter turnout in primaries and general elections. With me at least, he never promoted an ideological agenda. He was a numbers guy who collected, aggregated and distributed data when it was hard to get the information and a reporter didn’t merely have to hit a few keys on his computer to pull up the numbers.

Curtis became a guru of political participation, a one-man band who carved out a niche for himself. I still remember receiving packets of data regularly from him showing turnout percentages by state, as well as a thoughtful and dispassionate analysis of the meaning of the numbers and associated trends.

Like many reporters and analysts, I found him to be a terrific resource when I was writing about voter turnout, and I was happy to help him in return on those few occasions when he called me to ask about races in particular states.

If you’ve been in D.C. for only 10 or 15 years, you may have never met â€" or even heard of â€" Curtis Gans. But he was one of those interesting people of politics who often fly under the radar, and his story (here and here) is worth knowing.

[NoMoreNoory]

Welcome once again to our occasional series The Art And Craft Of The Talk Show Host. Today we are going to look at the tricky business of introducing your guests. To get us started, we're going to turn once again to The Master, George Noory on Coast To Coast AM. Here is George preparing to introduce his second guest on March 18 2015. We'll listen in shortly before George goes live to air.

"Tommee, What's the name of this guest again?"
"John DeSouza."
"John De what?"
"De Souza. You know, like the marches guy."
"Oh. Right. DeSouza, DeSouza. John De Souza."
"And we're live in 5...4...3........"
"And welcome back to CoassaCoasssayemm, I'm Joorch Noory, and my nexx guess is Don John Juss DeSouza."

[paladin1991]

Are there virgin avocados ?

Just until you get your depraved hands on them.

[paladin1991]

That guy looks like a flirty gay Fred Flintstone...

Fixed

[ponyboysunset]

This dude may be saying something interesting, but his monotone makes LMH sound like a 4-octave opera singer.

This made my day! Thanks Zeebo!

[paladin1991]

Hey Look!  There's PBS! Oh, and GNS and FTDB.

[ponyboysunset]

Hey Look!  There's PBS! Oh, and GNS and FTDB.

Yes, I am out here, usually lurking. LOL.. FTDB??? Since we had no show this week and chat I had to reach out another way. What can I say most of you are vaguely lovable. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

LOL.. FTDB???

F*&^ the Dave Bots

[paladin1991]

F*&^ the Dave Bots

thank you, Monk.  And why are you not working like other productive 'Gracious Livers?'  Are you dialing up horse porn?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

thank you, Monk.  And why are you not working like other productive 'Gracious Livers?'  Are you dialing up horse porn?

It's a slow morning out here. The horse porn...I'm afraid to even look at.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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See Jorch, it's really hard to cultivate a base of intelligent listeners when you insult their intelligence by trying to sell them pyramid schemes. Please send this message to your corporate masters.

Find a better revenue stream. Or keep up the granola as your listenership continues to dissolve into the lobotomized group.

Here's what George and his corporate masters see:  121 likes.  Who are these people!?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

1.Major Ed, be nice to 21st Century Man, he's a nice person.   Same thing with Albrecht.

2.Don't like onions? WTF Ever try them sauted?

If you stop eating sugar for awhile, sweet onions really do taste quite sweet.

[Nick el Ass]

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See Jorch, it's really hard to cultivate a base of intelligent listeners when you insult their intelligence by trying to sell them pyramid schemes. Please send this message to your corporate masters.

Find a better revenue stream. Or keep up the granola as your listenership continues to dissolve into the lobotomized group.

FFS. Such a classy move by DaveCo to not only put more ads on the show, but Facebook too.

[zeebo]

This is Major Ed to Ground Control:

Over and out.

Live long and prosperate, as Jorch Noory might say.

Maj, I didn't always agree with you on things, but you had some friggin hilarious posts so thanks for the laughs.

[zeebo]

This made my day! Thanks Zeebo!

[PaulAtreides]

Does George really believe that telling the world that Tommy uses Dherbs colon blow is going to sell more of the crap?  Really?

[Northern Nights]

Well I'm a day late with this but what the hell.  That fairy guy from two shows ago has a website http://www.mystoftheoracle.com/

He's been on Coast a bunch of times...oh the humanity.  Scroll about halfway down for details of a 2009 appearance and this:



Wonder how George feels that his pre-wigged grey mustachioed image has been plastered there for six years?

[albrecht]

About the only good thing I can say is that it is surprising how quickly a Norry-version C2C goes, especially if you listen to a version without commercials or bumpers. I don't know full timing but it seemed remarkably short once that stuff is edited out. As a bonus you get to hear the joke that is Norry and the nutty callers (though he cut the good, or at least semi-interesting nutty, caller's stories off short each time last night) and iHeartMedia,Inc doesn't make a dime because no advertising, no subsequent sales (if anyone actually buys that stuff), and no bad Norry bumpers.
-GNS

[MAX]

Well I'm a day late with this but what the hell.  That fairy guy from two shows ago has a website http://www.mystoftheoracle.com/

He's been on Coast a bunch of times...oh the humanity.  Scroll about halfway down for details of a 2009 appearance and this:



Wonder how George feels that his pre-wigged grey mustachioed image has been plastered there for six years?



Anyone notice new c2c web site no longer says with George Noory Just C2C and no ugly snory picture ? Sign of things to come? GNS yes he really sucks....
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[21st Century Man]

1.Major Ed, be nice to 21st Century Man, he's a nice person.   Same thing with Albrecht.

2.Don't like onions? WTF Ever try them sauted?

LOL.  Actually I love onion rings but I don't like onions on my salad or mixed with meat. Sauteed, I'm not sure. I'm willing to try it. Thanks for the kind words. 

[nextgen.fm]

What even in the hell was the show about last night.  I already forgot!   

[karios8]

What even in the hell was the show about last night.  I already forgot!   

Jorch and Fat-ommy