George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

Tonite first hour Robert Morningstar discusses "evidence for towers on the moon".  This guy's great entertainment value.  I think last time he claimed, amongst various Mars "findings", that if you squinted just right at twilight you could see Planet X behind the sun.

That does sound good

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Tonite first hour Robert Morningstar discusses "evidence for towers on the moon".  This guy's great entertainment value.  I think last time he claimed, amongst various Mars "findings", that if you squinted just right at twilight you could see Planet X behind the sun.

If you squint at dawn, you can see a morning star that makes astronomers very, very sad.

[HorrorRetro]

I love this caller

https://youtu.be/WdiI7UQzvjE

Oh, dear, that was awkward, wasn't it? 

[nextgen.fm]

Oh, dear, that was awkward, wasn't it? 

  Totino nearly puked on the mic

[Nick el Ass]

Are you fine folks here at BellGab ready for another night of pure unadulterated suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

[nextgen.fm]

i am afraid to tune in honestly

i wish Dave would just be honest with us

time for NEWS WITH NOORY

[Nick el Ass]

Howard Bloom is the expert on humanity now, hahaha. Talking about people being uptight... so he brings up marijuana and other drugs to combat it. Yikes.

[nextgen.fm]

George...please have some heavy hitting hard questions for this moon guy comning up!

I hope you did your research !  I'm listening!!!!

[Nick el Ass]

George...please have some heavy hitting hard questions for this moon guy comning up!

I hope you did your research !  I'm listening!!!!

Dave: Is the moon really made of cheese?

[Étouffée]

Did this guest say he spends time "getting to know" his lizards?  I hope he doesn't find out about Noory's incident with the turtle.

[zeebo]

If you squint at dawn, you can see a morning star that makes astronomers very, very sad.

[nextgen.fm]

From the mouth of the burned one!

Beyond Beleef is the highest rated program on Gaiaim TV!

[Nick el Ass]

Did this guest say he spends time "getting to know" his lizards?  I hope he doesn't find out about Noory's incident with the turtle.

Or the hamsters.

[Immy]

Investigated Jorch's new sponsor DHerbs and this was the conclusion from the first diet site I checked:

The Dherbs Full Body Detox contains every ingredient probably know to man to clear the body of toxins. It includes the use of laxatives, diuretics, vomiting ingredients and even activated charcoal. These ingredients seem too harsh for the body simply to use as a detox program. The use of the ingredients are not completely clear as the dose of each ingredient is not disclosed. Consumers should be wary of such a product with so many ingredients.

The entire review:

http://www.dietspotlight.com/dherbs-full-body-detox-review/

Eagerly anticipating the elimination-related humor. 

[zeebo]

From the mouth of the burned one!

Beyond Beleef is the highest rated program on Gaiaim TV!

But Lisa Garr's "Aromatherapy Recipe Corner" is vying for the lead.

[nextgen.fm]

@ 1:45edt

"The phones are starting to line up"

[zeebo]

I remember this Gog and Magog dealio from the last time.  Is it kind of like Godzilla v. Mechagodzilla?

[Nick el Ass]

Dave: "It'll be a bouncy road."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I remember this Gog and Magog dealio from the last time.  Is it kind of like Godzilla v. Mechagodzilla?

Do you remember that guy who always phoned Art and talked about the magog and how they were trying to destroy the Sun by sending rockets full of salt?  Actually, he did kind of sound like the guest.

(I might have my crazy mixed up a bit)

[PChirp]

@ 1:45edt

"The phones are starting to line up"

Dave's been really hitting them out of the park tonight.  I lost it when he botched the pronunciation of Tanzania.  It's TAN-ZA-NIA, dipshit.  But alas, here I sit nit-picking a show I love to hate.   

[Bleefy]

I hope Jorch chokes on a semi-deflated balloon that he mistook for a tasty hot dog. He doesn't have to die, just mistrust hot dogs for the rest of his life.

[bateman]

Question: did Jorch ever do a "choo choo train" impression on the air, or was this some fever dream I had?

[bateman]

Next question: where the hell is Major Ed?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George calls us basement dwellers, but both of his guests tonight have sounded like blowhards who spent most of their lives confined to their mothers' basements playing with their vacuum sealed Star Wars collectables.

[Gassy Man]

Ugh, Cremo, that nasally, ponderous, pontificating boor.

[Rico999]

With a few exceptions for good guests who Dave just shuts up and lets talk, I've pretty well quit listening to this stupid fucking program. But every now and then I break down and try to get through the "news" segment....and tonight, as always, I wasn't let down.   Dimwit Dave had some news item about the east African country of: "TANZANE IA."   

And this guy was a news editor.  And a naval officer.  And the host of the #1 late night talk show.

He's also probably the stupidest, lamest, dumbest sonofabitch on the air! 

Note to Dave's intern reading this post:  Please look up the pronunciation of "Tanzania" but don't bother to tell the boss...

[zeebo]

Reminds me of "Crimeria" and "The Korea".

[UFQuack]

Jorch says he's going to be at the Survival of Humanity Conference?

Hmmm...seems to run counter to the cause.

[PB the Deplorable]

Question: did Jorch ever do a "choo choo train" impression on the air, or was this some fever dream I had?

It's been awhile but one night he did quite a few sound effects, including a train.

Someone must have posted a clip of it because I heard it but it was long after I stopped listening to the show

[nextgen.fm]

It's been awhile but one night he did quite a few sound effects, including a train.

Someone must have posted a clip of it because I heard it but it was long after I stopped listening to the show

he does express himself in different ways!