George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Northern Nights]

According to basswood's d&d entry, The Noorie's mustache "is capable of detaching itself and flying great distances to deliver messages".  So perhaps it's flying around, and whispering in callers' ears exactly what flattery he wishes to hear.

Yeah I saw that in the other thread, don't know much about d&d but just wanted to keep the whole "The Noorie" idea going over here because it's so damned funny.  I was picturing Dave's second head actually faking the audience call-ins and providing the voices itself. Think I'll try picturing that for laughs next time I hear one of them as they piss me off too.

[Jorch Einstein]

Satan Is Real

If'n you ask me y'all, this must be the truth, else how is it a lazy, brain-dead chimp like Jorch can hold down a 1/2 million a year job for so long.

Thisy here song is also dedeecated to those wonnerful Christians amongst us who quote scripture then send out hardcore porn links in their next post.

[ShatteredGlassDome]

Tonight on Coast to Coast AM:
George Noory continues to drive his passion for sucking
George Noory takes a break from sucking so he can do a 3 day Dhertbs full body toxin cleanse

[ShatteredGlassDome]

"I just keep clicking along, i really truly never stop sucking.  Its truly unbelievable, as well as buhzar also, too"

[136 or 142]

If'n you ask me y'all, this must be the truth, else how is it a lazy, brain-dead chimp like Jorch can hold down a 1/2 million a year job for so long.

Thisy here song is also dedeecated to those wonnerful Christians amongst us who quote scripture then send out hardcore porn links in their next post.

God bless hardcore porn!

[bound4bristol]

Satan Is Real

If'n you ask me y'all, this must be the truth, else how is it a lazy, brain-dead chimp like Jorch can hold down a 1/2 million a year job for so long.

Thisy here song is also dedeecated to those wonnerful Christians amongst us who quote scripture then send out hardcore porn links in their next post.

^5 JE... its a bit of an OBN circle-jerk here tonight, though... enjoy!

quite the grooving tune though

[ge30542]

Been really curious, so finally I'm asking,
what's with the frequent pizza roll references, (as they relate to George)?

[bound4bristol]

Been really curious, so finally I'm asking,
what's with the frequent pizza roll references, (as they relate to George)?

apparently, Jorch and Tommy have this little "game"...

but it's quite unsavory and nice people don't talk about it anymore

[PChirp]

Been really curious, so finally I'm asking,
what's with the frequent pizza roll references, (as they relate to George)?

Think you'll find all you need here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1914eEHOZPw

[ge30542]

PChirp, thanks for that!
The skin fell OFF of the roof of his mouth?
That flapper-thing in his throat swelled and blocked his airflow?
Producer Tom took him to the hospital cause, "Tom's born in L.A., he knows all these places"?!
(I guess you gotta be "from" somewhere to find a Hospital, you know how they try to keep their locations secret).
"A warning on the back of the box said, this stuff gets hot, in so many words"
What an effing idiot. EVERYONE knows you don't nuke your pizza rolls, you put 'em in a 425 oven for 10 minutes.

[PChirp]

PChirp, thanks for that!
The skin fell OFF of the roof of his mouth?
That flapper-thing in his throat swelled and blocked his airflow?
Producer Tom took him to the hospital cause, "Tom's born in L.A., he knows all these places"?!
(I guess you gotta be "from" somewhere to find a Hospital, you know how they try to keep their locations secret).
"A warning on the back of the box said, this stuff gets hot, in so many words"
What an effing idiot. EVERYONE knows you don't nuke your pizza rolls, you put 'em in a 425 oven for 10 minutes.

Consider the source, my friend.   

[21st Century Man]

God bless hardcore porn!

God Bless Christian Porn Stars. 

Top 10 Christian Porn Stars - Quotes on Jesus and God by em

[ACE of CLUBS]

Tonight on Coast to Coast AM:
George Noory continues to drive his passion for sucking
George Noory takes a break from sucking so he can do a 3 day Dhertbs full body toxin cleanse

Cleansing with cheese ?

[Jorch Einstein]

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Hey everybody, I just saw that the new Jorch Noory Signature Mug is available on the Coast website. It looks real nice. Jorch even signed a special message on it.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

PChirp, thanks for that!
The skin fell OFF of the roof of his mouth?
That flapper-thing in his throat swelled and blocked his airflow?
Producer Tom took him to the hospital cause, "Tom's born in L.A., he knows all these places"?!
(I guess you gotta be "from" somewhere to find a Hospital, you know how they try to keep their locations secret).
"A warning on the back of the box said, this stuff gets hot, in so many words"
What an effing idiot. EVERYONE knows you don't nuke your pizza rolls, you put 'em in a 425 oven for 10 minutes.

Welcome to the club.

[PChirp]

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Hey everybody, I just saw that the new Jorch Noory Signature Mug is available on the Coast website. It looks real nice. Jorch even signed a special message on it.

Good God for $14.95 in three 11oz. "stunning" colors, how could you resist? If Tommy doesn't sign with a metallic Sharpie, my order for 3 mugs is cancelled.  Just sayin'.

[coaster]

Picked up this book tonight. If anything it'll be a good bathroom reader.

[Nick el Ass]

Picked up this book tonight. If anything it'll be a good bathroom reader.

Hilarious.

[PChirp]

Picked up this book tonight. If anything it'll be a good bathroom reader.

Another hit, coaster!  Love your work!   

PChirp

[zeebo]

Hilarious.

+1 .. just spilled my beer.

[Nick el Ass]

+1 .. just spilled my beer.

I hope nothing was damaged because I'm not paying for any other keyboards.

[nextgen.fm]

what the hell

i just thought sean hannity was guest hosting

[Dateline]

Picked up this book tonight. If anything it'll be a good bathroom reader.

With the new updated version it just hit No. 1 on Imason.

[goldendeal]

Richard Syrett's voice doppelganger...

[jimg]

Think you'll find all you need here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1914eEHOZPw

...down the Noory youtube rabbit hole I go.

[zeebo]

I hope nothing was damaged because I'm not paying for any other keyboards.

No worries, I use voice recognition software instead.

[PChirp]

No worries, I use voice recognition software instead.

Love It, Zeeb!   Glad you put those Apple earbuds to a good use for a change! 

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

This guest is either a complete bullshit master, or a complete sucker. Either way, he's a shit guest.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

Never mind, I got my answer:
1. "I charge people to watch"
2. "Baa buh buh buh n-no I've never b-b-been able to collect any of the ectoplasm [to have it tested, yet I claim to do this on a regular basis for years.]

Answer: total bullshit jerkass.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

"Why hasn't someone grabbed a video camera and documented this?"
"B-because uh b-because of the the.... Uh danger of the everything..."