George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch: " I always got a kick out of the elephants in the surface... Eh, circus."

[paladin1991]

Oh hell, why am I trying?  I'm done.  I'm outta here, Jorch is already putting me to sleep with his BS.  Night everyone.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Elephants in the surface (sic)"


Yep.  He's drinking again tonight.  In honor of The King, I guess.

[nextgen.fm]

What did Harrison Ford star in now, Joorch? Blockbaxters? Bleckbusters? Black Bastards? Run that by us again.

lol at this and your fried rat avatar, is that what that is??? rofl

[nextgen.fm]

"Elephants in the surface (sic)"


Yep.  He's drinking again tonight.  In honor of The King, I guess.

elephants in 5d ascended space time, on the astral surfaces

[NoMoreNoory]

Jorch: " I always got a kick out of the elephants in the surface... Eh, circus."

Oh, my God. Laughing too much to get to the keyboard! Joorch should get a kick from the elephants right in the 'nads.

[NoMoreNoory]

lol at this and your fried rat avatar, is that what that is??? rofl

That's the late nite snack. You can't beat rat-on-a-stick with our boy.

[Major Ed Damien]

"I have seen lots of books cross my desk.  And I have seen lots of books all over the place."


That's really how that dimwit speaks.

It's obvious he doesn't read any of these book thingies all over his desk and all over the place.

[Nick el Ass]

"I have seen lots of books cross my desk.  And I have seen lots of books all over the place."

He sees them, but never reads them.

[Nick el Ass]

Lobbing softballs is Georges specialty.

[goldendeal]

This son-of-a-bitch is doing "The Gotti Family" again on the 10th, they just did a Gotti Family show a week ago on; Jorch must want to use his index cards more than once....
Look at next week’s line up and tell me if it doesn't suck....Jorch has driven this show into the ground.

6th. Mass Delusions;   perhaps finally answering the question as why Jorch and serial caller “Jan”   believes he is a talent host.
7th.  Past Life Regression/ Energy Healing;   Jorch seeking answers to his reoccurring dreams as a page boy in a Turkish bath house/ healing of his enflamed hemorrhoids 
8th Finding Peace/ Bible & End Times.....strangely an end time’s show without go to fear monger LA Marzulli...perhaps a lover’s quarrel between him, Jorch and Billy Mumy. Jorch trying to find peace in the depths of their sleazy love triangle.
9th Evidence for Eternity/ Atlantis   George seeking reassurance he will be the host of Coast through the end times and beyond.
10th. Gotti Family/ MH-370 Mystery   Jorch owes the mob money for his wig transplant and dye job, and wants to throw them off his trail, promoting a crappy book for quick cash in case he can’t shake them.
11th Navigating the Economy;   Jorch once  again attempting to tap in  to the gullible listeners last dollar by investing in a Jorch get rich quick pyramid scheme.
12. Hidden Archaelogy  finally answering the question as why Jorch has a sloping forehead, a unibrow and walks with a stoop.

[Nick el Ass]

R. Gary Patterson was on a weekend, or so ago with one of the other hosts... so it is clear they are struggling to get any fresh stories.

[Bleefy]

8th Finding Peace/ Bible & End Times.....strangely an end time’s show without go to fear monger LA Marzulli...perhaps a lover’s quarrel between him, Jorch and Billy Mumy. Jorch trying to find peace in the depths of their sleazy love triangle.

Followed by President of eBible Fellowship Ministries, Chris McCann, who'll address the discovery of biblical evidence that indicates Oct. 7th of this year, the final day of the Feast of Tabernacles, could be the physical end of the world.

What the actual fuck? Doesn't this butthole remember Harold Camping?

[nooryisawesome]

Great... Tonights guest names xaviant.

[NoMoreNoory]

Prices slashed at Coast Insiders! 15 cents a day be damned!! Joorch just said it's 15 cents a month. A month!! Get on that now, ratsters.

[goldendeal]

Prices slashed at Coast Insiders! 15 cents a day be damned!! Joorch just said it's 15 cents a month. A month!! Get on that now, ratsters.

Still not worth it. They need to pay me to use it.

[Nick el Ass]

Truthers fail to realize steal will lose half of its strength well before reaching melting point, and building 7 had a 10 (make that 18) story chunk taken out of it before it fell. Noory's bullshit is tiring... and any media person who lets his guests  go without questions is a failure.

[NoMoreNoory]

This motormouth was spouting about 9/11 and I had pretty much tuned it out, but vaguely heard Joorch say something about 'so-called terrorists' and somebody or other who 'turned their cheek the other way'.
Turning the other cheek and looking the other way simultaneously, I guess. It's a kind of genius, you know.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If I were a truther but not a professionally trained journalist or scientist, I would say "Y'know, maybe I don't know what the frick I'm talking about.  Maybe I'd better get an advanced understanding of things like material science, combustion, and structural engineering or learn from experts in those fields before I go spewing my ideas to millions of people."

None of that for this guy.  It's all the journalists' fault for not looking into it  :.  His uneducated assertions couldn't possibly be suspect.

[Nick el Ass]

The guest being a Jones acolyte explains it all. 

[Bleefy]

This guest doesn't "understand" gay orgies in the woods. What an asshole.

[Nick el Ass]

This guest doesn't "understand" gay orgies in the woods. What an asshole.

Or the joy of peeing outside.

[Nick el Ass]

A Ross Perot supporter, but down with those rich assholes who worship a giant owl.

[Dave Noorie]

This guy sounds like Sean David Morton.

[zeebo]

Lobbing softballs Nerf balls is Georges specialty.

fixed

[zeebo]

Prices slashed at Coast Insiders! 15 cents a day be damned!! Joorch just said it's 15 cents a month. A month!! Get on that now, ratsters.

I'm already spending 15 cents a day on my bacon-slice-a-day subscription.  Today was smoky applewood maple.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The first thing I saw when I clicked on the C2C site was a picture and link that said "15 celebrities who married their cousins."

Say what you want about the Noo(ry) crew, but they do know their audience.

[Nick el Ass]

I hope they didn't dump Belzer for this nonsense, or Belzer just decided to distance himself from the show.

[Major Ed Damien]

I smell a conspiracy.

Belzer got himself belched after somebody showed him all the raucous laughter going on here at Jorch's expense.

He may stay AWOL for the time being.

[zeebo]

The first thing I saw when I clicked on the C2C site ....

For a cheap laugh check it out geocities style:

http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&music=9&url=www.coasttocoastam.com