George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

I think a 'turkee baster' was perhaps going to be the delievery method...

[goldendeal]

It's Richard Shaw, so be prepared for the first segment to be about Jorch's name in the Torah codes... I hope Shaw quits yanking Jorch's chain on this; if not we will never hear the end of it.

[pate]

It's Richard Shaw, so be prepared for the first segment to be about Jorch's name in the Torah codes... I hope Shaw quits yanking Jorch's chain on this; if not we will never hear the end of it.

What'll happen when Jorch is told it's actually spelled J-O-R-C-H and not G-E-O-R-G-E?

m-o-o-n that spells Deaf and Dumb

[Major Ed Damien]

Who was the Fred Somebody mentioned on last night's show?

Jorch speculated that the man had been assassinated.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN: "There's nothing like fulfilling a dream, especially when you're able to do it, too."

[Bellathor]

Who was the Fred Somebody mentioned on last night's show?

Jorch speculated that the man had been assassinated.

Fred Bell

[goldendeal]

I wonder what Jorch's Native American name would be?  Jorch "crooked  tongue " Norry

[Major Ed Damien]

GN: "There's nothing like fulfilling a dream, especially when you're able to do it, too."

He's like a Yogi Berra -- with a lobotomy.

Yogi Lobotoberra.

[pate]

I wonder what Jorch's Native American name would be?  Jorch "crooked  tongue " Norry

What's a word in any Indian language for the spoor (that's poop, Jorch) you see when tracking a buffalo or something?

& then the word for Big, Chief and a different word perhaps the word for "human poop"?  And Mountain>

I propose Jorch's Native American name would be : Big Chief Spoor Of Turd Mountain

[pate]

Prolly shorten that to Chief Spoory or sumthin...

[Bellathor]

Every time she searches for words, this lady sounds like a squeaky wheel.

[Major Ed Damien]

Lady, give up the smokes.

You're speaking with part of a lung and a black voice box.

[Nick el Ass]

I wonder what Jorch's Native American name would be?  Jorch "crooked  tongue " Norry

Native Americans just refer to him as he who sucks... like everyone else.

[goldendeal]

I am convinced Shaw and Marzulli have a running joke between each other concerning Jorch being in the torah codes, or they want to keep the fool on the hook to sell their trinkets thus guaranteeing being book on the show...either way,  hopefully they won’t take it too far and tell Jorch they found his name in this book….The son of a bitch has such a huge ego he will believe it...

[Juan Cena]

This guest somewhat shares my thoughts on the Ancient Alien theory being racist.

[Juan Cena]

Native Americans just refer to him as he who sucks.

Dances With Pizza Rolls

[Nick el Ass]

Dances With Pizza Rolls

[PB the Deplorable]

I wonder what Jorch's Native American name would be?...

Too bad Sitting Bull is taken

[goldendeal]

Dances With Pizza Rolls

Turtle with Black Wig

Mouth that Wobbles 

Great Dyed Stache

[PB the Deplorable]

Dumb Cloud?

[Nick el Ass]

Too bad Sitting Bull is taken

Sitting bullshit isn't.

[Bellathor]

George has the sissiest bumper music.

[PB the Deplorable]

Lazy Horse?

[PB the Deplorable]

Nooronimo?

[Major Ed Damien]

Native Americans just refer to him as he who sucks.

Jorch was known by several Native American names, depending on the tribe:


"No Brain Bear."


"Speaking Anus."


"Shitting Fool."


"Missing a Few Head Feathers."


"Fingers in Nose."


"Tee Pee Full of Shit."


"He Whose Anus Likes the Arrow."


and


"Cloudy Up Top."

[Nick el Ass]

Jorchahontas.

[PB the Deplorable]

Suckajawea?

[goldendeal]

George has the sissiest bumper music.

I never understood his obsession with Neil Sedaka or any of the Doo-wop  genre of music he seems play.

[Nick el Ass]

Snooranto

[Bellathor]

This interview is going nowhere.