George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[b_dubb]

The Williams family has a thing about bums, or so I have learned.

The above image is from a show called Girls that she is in, and apparently her dad has taken the time to comment on her sex scenes. Please don't ban me bro after all people have posted pics of a shirtless Noory in the wild on here... and I nearly barfed.

Wow Lena Dungam is a modern day Shakespeare. What with the ass eating and appearing in her nakeds.


They've set the bar so impossibly high. How can the next generation hope to top such genius.

[pate]

I know he's not on the air right now...

I am a bit out of my comfort zone, igNoory still is sucking somewhere right?

Or sucking something?  Not Sure...

Idiocracy

[MV/Liberace!]

please don't post anything that can't be viewed safely from an office cubicle.

[Morgus]

Brian Williams not only lied, he forced his weird daughter on us as Peter Pan!

[michio]

So we are like the Andrew Zimmern of the internet(s) chat rooms according to sNoory?!?

Rat is an acquired taste as your picture describes. It's a staple of protein and calories for a share of the planet's population. I'm shocked and appalled that a world traveler and cultural expert like Georgie, thinks rats are not what's for dinner when it is the main course for many people. And here he shamefully belittles rats in a vain and failed attempt to insult his critics. Talk about being thin-skinned and afraid of your own shadow-rats.

Georgie forgets that the planet doesn't revolve around Georgie and there are people who can't stop at the gas station to pick up a package of child-safe pizza rolls after the show, though he earnestly believes it does.  Why a "nice guy" like sNoory would use a readily available and important food source as a below-the-belt adolescent type insult is Beyond Belief. His behavior is unbecoming a person who claims they're at one with the godhead, as he nightly preaches his spiritual superiority with a fervor not seen since Moses spoke on the mountain. But then Georgie always has been a "do what I say and not what I do" kind of seedy guy. He's mostly talk with little substance.

[nextgen.fm]

Ugh...

[Zetaspeak]

Did anyone notice that Noory is suddenly saying he is going to make extensive use of Twitter, coincidently a couple days after it was announced Art would be using that for live text messages during the new Dark Matter?

I noticed this too, especially after I complimented Art for use of new media was host of C2C and how Noory never really utilized it.

This week all of a sudden Noory had more "Live show content" on the C2C site, and I didn't hear he said he would use social media more, but it certainly took long enough, I know some of the weekend hosts has tried to get a C2C hashtag going. Noory also out of the blue talked about having a live stream video in his new studio.

I have to give credit where credit is due. This was one of the best weeks on C2C guest wise in a long, long time. Not sure if it's a fluke or did Noory staff really made an effort this week.

[Falkie2013]

That was why I said that Noory was only 'largely correct'


To be completely fair, Noory didn't mention number of viewers at all. I believe he said something like "he brought NBC News back to prominence that hadn't be seen since the days of Huntley Brinkley" (and actually just Brinkley as well).  Which, as NBC leads the nightly news race by a fair margin, he did.  Though given the total number of nightly news viewers (even adding in Faux, MSNBC, CNN and PBC) it really is akin to a turtle derby.

If you haven't seen it you should see Conan's video where he absolutely skewers Brian Williams.


By the way, what kind of marinade goes good with rat ?




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[SnapT]

If you haven't seen it you should see Conan's video where he absolutely skewers Brian Williams...

http://youtu.be/s1pFpeCN3BA
GNS and Brian Williams Sucks!

[zeebo]

...I have to give credit where credit is due. This was one of the best weeks on C2C guest wise in a long, long time. Not sure if it's a fluke or did Noory staff really made an effort this week.

This is what happened last time the Noory crew got rattled by Art's return.  Art's already making the world a better place just by announcing he's coming back.   

[Major Ed Damien]

By the way, what kind of marinade goes good with rat ?

Ratatouille.


And Jorch's Egyptian relatives ate rat.  And loved it.  So, again, he's an idiot.

Where do you think the Germans got the "rat" in "bratwurst?"

OK, I made that last one up.


From Wikipedia:

"The edible dormouse was considered a delicacy in ancient Rome, either as a savoury appetizer or as a dessert (dipped in honey and poppy seeds). The Romans used a special kind of enclosure, a glirarium, to rear dormice for the table. Dormice to this day are hunted and eaten in Slovenia. It is also considered a delicacy in several places in Croatia, namely Lika, and islands of Hvar and Brač. Dormouse fat was used by the Elizabethans to induce sleep."

[PB the Deplorable]

And all this time I've been throwing them in the trash when my cat brings them home

I wonder what George did with his squished squirrel

[zeebo]

...I wonder what George did with his squished squirrel

My people are looking into it.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wow Lena Dungam is a modern day Shakespeare. What with the ass eating and appearing in her nakeds.


They've set the bar so impossibly high. How can the next generation hope to top such genius.

I think is Lena is wretched myself, but, Dubb, as the Bible says in that non-Revelations part none of Jorch's scatter-brained callers ever quote:  "Truly there is nothing new under the sun."

Look at the raunch evident throughout literature.

Rabelais in 1532 has two giants -- Gargantua (where we get that word "gargantuan") and Pantagruel -- arguing over the best way to wipe an ass.  They decide that the necks of geese is the way to go.

Hell, that misogynist Shakespeare made cunt jokes.  Sorry, Albrecht, but he is dead.

Here's a cunt joke from "Hamlet:"

OK, Hamlet is pretending to be insane and puts on this theatrical play with a murder in it that's identical, forensically, to his late dad's.  He wants to watch his guilty uncle's face during that part to see if he freaks out.  Genius, huh?

So when everybody is taking their seats for the crazy detective's production, the "nutball" Hamlet approaches his girlfriend, Ophelia, and asks her if he can watch the play with his head in her lap.

The poor thing is confused and later goes authentically bonkers herself and commits suicide.  But back to our story.

Shmoop.com has a fairly good explanation of the dialogue:


HAMLET
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

(Translation: In public, Hamlet is suggesting that he lie on top of Ophelia, as if they were having sex.)

OPHELIA
No, my lord.

(Translation: What is wrong with you? Jerk.)

HAMLET
I mean, my head upon your lap.

(Translation: I just meant I wanted to lay my head on your lap. Why are you getting so worked up?)

OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.

(Translation: Sigh.)

HAMLET
Do you think I meant country matters?

(Translation: "Country matters" is English redneck slang for sex. Why? Primarily because it plays on the offensive slang "cunt," which is built into the word "country." Shakespeare loves this kind of pun. Remind us about how high-culture Shakespeare is, again?)

OPHELIA
I think nothing, my lord.

(Translation: I'd rather not keep talking about this and I can't acknowledge your sexual innuendo because that would suggest that I, an unmarried maid, know a little too much about sex.)

HAMLET
That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

(Translation: In Shakespeare's time, "nothing" was another slang word for female genitalia.)

OPHELIA
What is, my lord?

(Translation: Stop messing with me!)

HAMLET
Nothing.

(Translation: "Nothing," i.e. female genitalia, is a good thing to be between girls' legs.)

Shakespeare, you sly dog.



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This is Major Ed Damien again, but I can't seem to get the bold typeface off.


Now, the actor playing Hamlet would have shouted the first syllable of "country" for two reasons:


1.  Because Hamlet is supposed to be mad;

2.  So the hicks in the back rows could hear it.


This is the stuff they didn't teach you in English class and still cunt . . . er, "can't."

And don't even get me started on the Song of Solomon in the Bible.  Let's just say all those pedophile priests didn't care for it.

[Jorch Einstein]

I think is Lena is wretched myself, but, Dubb, as the Bible says in that non-Revelations part none of Jorch's scatter-brained callers ever quote:  "Truly there is nothing new under the sun."

I read Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel last year, and couldn't believe how crude it was for something written in the 16th century. (Now my response is bold-type too, hmm). At one point he refers to people in a certain region of France as "vintage thinkers." Because the grapes in that region, when made into wine, give people the runs. So when they fart, they are not sure if they have shit themselves are not. Hence, they are "vintage thinker." I think Jorch is a "vintage thinker" too.
There's also the story (Canterbury Tales? not sure) where a woman and her suitor decide to play a trick on another suitor. She tells the other suitor he can kiss her if he closes her eyes. So when he closes his eyes, she sticks her butt out the window, and the man says, after kissing her fundament, "I didn't know women had beards!"

[136 or 142]

I don't know where this rat stuff came from, and, like Richard Gere, I don't want to know either.

It reminds me of a joke from Mad Magazine
Patron: "This is very tasty, what is your secret"
Chef: "It izzzz a secret rezipe"
Patron: "Isn't that rat turd?"
Chef: "Sacre bleu! You have dizzzzcoverd my secret!"

[yumyumtree]

I think it's important to note that there is a difference between talk hosts like Rush Limbaugh who deal in opinion and sometimes satire and humor, and make no bones about it, and mainstream media people like Dan Rather and Brian Williams, who are claiming to be serious at all times AND non-partisan.


As far as the story about having a housekeeper score oxys, I think that was in the Enquirer, and while the Enquirer has had a surprisingly good track record with stuff like that(John Edwards) lately, sometimes they do print stuff that isn't true.  Carol Burnett successfully sued them, I think, for claiming she was drunk in public.
The oxy business with Rush, just like Bennett's gambling(which nobody ever talks about it seems) was in his personal life. Brian Williams story was very much about his life as a journalist.  Wasn't the lesson we were supposed to take away from Bill Clinton was that what you did in your personal life doesn't matter?


Finally that yellow pill story has urban legend written all over it, but if it's true, that person should be fired for violating medical privacy.

[136 or 142]

I think it's important to note that there is a difference between talk hosts like Rush Limbaugh who deal in opinion and sometimes satire and humor, and make no bones about it, and mainstream media people like Dan Rather and Brian Williams, who are claiming to be serious at all times AND non-partisan.


As far as the story about having a housekeeper score oxys, I think that was in the Enquirer, and while the Enquirer has had a surprisingly good track record with stuff like that(John Edwards) lately, sometimes they do print stuff that isn't true.  Carol Burnett successfully sued them, I think, for claiming she was drunk in public.
The oxy business with Rush, just like Bennett's gambling(which nobody ever talks about it seems) was in his personal life. Brian Williams story was very much about his life as a journalist.  Wasn't the lesson we were supposed to take away from Bill Clinton was that what you did in your personal life doesn't matter?


Finally that yellow pill story has urban legend written all over it, but if it's true, that person should be fired for violating medical privacy.

1.Dimbaugh et al can have whatever opinions they like. When they lie to back up their opinions, that is another matter.

2.The housekeeper was the one who informed the police.  So, when she said she was the one who was getting him the drugs, she's almost certainly telling the truth.

3.Except Dimbaugh not only broke the law ( as did Clinton) he used to regularly rail against his fellow drug addicts (which Clinton never did).

Given all this, I don't know why anybody would still listen to this lying, hypocritical, sleazy hypocrite. And anyone who does, has absolutely no right to bash Brian Williams.

[Major Ed Damien]

Finally that yellow pill story has urban legend written all over it, but if it's true, that person should be fired for violating medical privacy.

But . . . but . . . but . . . it's the same type of story Rush Limbaugh himself would have laughed at hysterically while waddling around re-telling it.  Wouldn't you agree?

Otherwise, I don't get your shrill hypocritical outrage.  I guess it all depends on whose fat ox is getting gored.

Everybody should be fair game. 

Rush Limbaugh -- especially because he once urged that drug addicts should be locked up for a very long time -- Bill Clinton, Brian Williams, Jorch Noory . . . OK, that last one is unfair game 'cause he's so stupid -- but he's still entertaining unfair game.

Plus, a helluva lot of doofuses get all their news from Rush Limbaugh, and they think he's objective, wise and truthful, at least he says he is -- just like other doofuses get all their news from Jon Stewart and think the same thing.

[yumyumtree]

"Shrill hypocritical outrage"--haven't been accused of that for awhile.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Shrill hypocritical outrage"--haven't been accused of that for awhile (sic).

Well, see, there you go again, Shrilly. 

Nobody's "accusing" anybody of anything.  You didn't commit a crime, like gobbling up all the Oxycontin in your town -- doctor-shopping for it.  You wrote something, and I merely critiqued it.

[albrecht]

I'll let Norry and you all eat the rats. I've always been intrigued with that French delicacy,now banned (thanks EU!,) where one eats a whole small bird which has been drowned in Armagnac. Even more odd you, at least according to some BBC show I saw years ago, cover your head with the table-cloth as you eat the bird- in some weird way to cover your shame, or mess, of eating a whole bird. Sounds better than rat.
-GNS

[cowtown]

On Tonight's Riveting Show:

First Hour: A teenage girl spent three years of her life convinced she was dead due to a rare medical condition known as 'Walking Corpse Syndrome.'

What a coincidence: Noory has spent 65 years of his life convinced he is not brain dead due to a rare medical condition known as "Walking Noory-Sucks Syndrome."

[Falkie2013]

I think it's important to note that there is a difference between talk hosts like Rush Limbaugh who deal in opinion and sometimes satire and humor, and make no bones about it, and mainstream media people like Dan Rather and Brian Williams, who are claiming to be serious at all times AND non-partisan.


As far as the story about having a housekeeper score oxys, I think that was in the Enquirer, and while the Enquirer has had a surprisingly good track record with stuff like that(John Edwards) lately, sometimes they do print stuff that isn't true.  Carol Burnett successfully sued them, I think, for claiming she was drunk in public.
The oxy business with Rush, just like Bennett's gambling(which nobody ever talks about it seems) was in his personal life. Brian Williams story was very much about his life as a journalist.  Wasn't the lesson we were supposed to take away from Bill Clinton was that what you did in your personal life doesn't matter?


Finally that yellow pill story has urban legend written all over it, but if it's true, that person should be fired for violating medical privacy.

CIA purchased National Enquirer to discredit UFO contactees

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread355160/pg1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generoso_Pope,_Jr.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generoso_Pope

http://dujour.com/news/national-enquirer-history-scandal/

http://www.voices.washingtonpost.com/spy-talk/2010/04/exclusive_enquirer_editor_buri.html

LMH article below


http://www.wahm.com/forum/psychic-readers-53/161580-cia-national-enquirer-ufo-s-connected.html

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/secret-ufo-files-declassified-truth-still-out-there

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/jean-claude-van-damme-abducted-by-ufo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.F.O._(2012_film)

NICAP, APRO and the Enquirer
http://www.cohenufo.org/BPratt_conversations.htm

I'm sure others can find more.

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[Falkie2013]

On Tonight's Riveting Show:

First Hour: A teenage girl spent three years of her life convinced she was dead due to a rare medical condition known as 'Walking Corpse Syndrome.'

What a coincidence: Noory has spent 65 years of his life convinced he is not brain dead due to a rare medical condition known as "Walking Noory-Sucks Syndrome."

With Noory's shameless self promotion WHY has he been a guest zombie on The Walking Dead ?

Or would no one notice ?

[Major Ed Damien]

With Noory's shameless self promotion WHY has he been a guest zombie on The Walking Dead ?

Or would no one notice ?

The show approached Jorch about being a walk-on zombie.

Negotiations got derailed, however.

Jorch insisted on being allowed to mumble a revamped Elvis number, "I Can't Help Digging Up Your Corpse Again."

Also, the "Walking Dead" producers thought Jorch's wig looked too dead and asked him not to wear it on the set. 

"Nobody's wearing a dead animal on his head in a show about zombies," said the show's creator.  "We don't want PETA picketers."

[cowtown]

With Noory's shameless self promotion WHY has he been a guest zombie on The Walking Dead ?

Or would no one notice ?

Ah c'mon. Zombies have better taste.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Given all this, I don't know why anybody would still listen to [Rush Limbaugh]. And anyone who does, has absolutely no right to bash Brian Williams.

I might suggest the reverse would also be true, but of course that can't be right

Now can you please limit this stuff to the politics thread?

[Nick el Ass]

Wow Lena Dungam is a modern day Shakespeare. What with the ass eating and appearing in her nakeds.


They've set the bar so impossibly high. How can the next generation hope to top such genius.

The next generation should just give up.

[Nick el Ass]

please don't post anything that can't be viewed safely from an office cubicle.

I apologize.