George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan Cena]

Nice.

Thanks.

Also in another thread:


Sometimes I think that the whole concept of ancient aliens is racist. Apparently, the non-white, non-European peoples weren't smart enough to build relatively simple structures like the pyramids. Meanwhile the aliens apparently never once visited Greece or Rome, where the architecture was way more advanced.

Plus, the aliens apparently didn't think the Egyptians, Mayans, etc. were smart enough for far more advanced architectural concepts like the arch or the dome, which you would thought they would have taught the non-Euros.   [[size=78%]quote][/size]

[Beelzebubbelah]

Seriously, I think I get the gist of what you are saying.  You are saying the quacks Noory has on his show counter the pablum put out by Hollywood reinforcing the integrity of traditional medicine. And its all because those nasty Jewish Zionists want the rest of us to be eliminated.  So all in all, the quacks are doing us a service because traditional medicine is going to kill us.  Whatever, dude.

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Yust an scincere thanx to you for the 'stupidon'(c)bombardment and dismissal of:"Whatever,Dude".
1)I'm Beelzebubbelah",not"Dude",an dismissive word used excluseiveley by"Label_Queens"(C).[/font]
2)Qvacks are less likeley to cut out organs like appendices and tonsils,then wait for illnesses to cripple you enough for an wallettectomy(c).[/font]
3)Qvacks don't form an mafia that covers for each other by purjury en masse in court.[/font]
4)Qvacks is another term exclusive to label_queens(c).[/font]
5)Zion_Nazi/"Zionists"are not "joos".[/font]
Most are Protestant-Xtian 'Dominionist'-fascisti's.[/font]
Real joos are Sephardic Xtians,mostly Katholic,that were forcibly converted when the city of Salamanca in Spain was over-run,and 'King Alphonse X' was deposed by King Ferdinand & Qveen Isabella.[/font]
They spoke "Ladino",not Yiddish or Hebrew.[/font]
Zionism has absoluteley no relationship with the healing professions in any sense,seing that it's more like the Katholic church's crusades than the 'joo'-ish occupation of palestine.[/font]
Once you decided to dismiss the statement i made with the contempt 'parrot-mantra' from the east-coast yuppie-wanna-bes':"What-Ever",you eliminated your position of open dialogue in this thread,in my opinion.[/font]
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[coaster]

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Yust an scincere thanx to you for the 'stupidon'(c)bombardment and dismissal of:"Whatever,Dude".
1)I'm Beelzebubbelah",not"Dude",an dismissive word used excluseiveley by"Label_Queens"(C).[/font]
2)Qvacks are less likeley to cut out organs like appendices and tonsils,then wait for illnesses to cripple you enough for an wallettectomy(c).[/font]
3)Qvacks don't form an mafia that covers for each other by purjury en masse in court.[/font]
4)Qvacks is another term exclusive to label_queens(c).[/font]
5)Zion_Nazi/"Zionists"are not "joos".[/font]
Most are Protestant-Xtian 'Dominionist'-fascisti's.[/font]
Real joos are Sephardic Xtians,mostly Katholic,that were forcibly converted when the city of Salamanca in Spain was over-run,and 'King Alphonse X' was deposed by King Ferdinand & Qveen Isabella.[/font]
They spoke "Ladino",not Yiddish or Hebrew.[/font]
Zionism has absoluteley no relationship with the healing professions in any sense,seing that it's more like the Katholic church's crusades than the 'joo'-ish occupation of palestine.[/font]
Once you decided to dismiss the statement i made with the contempt 'parrot-mantra' from the east-coast yuppie-wanna-bes':"What-Ever",you eliminated your position of open dialogue in this thread,in my opinion.[/font]
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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Also in another thread:


Sometimes I think that the whole concept of ancient aliens is racist. Apparently, the non-white, non-European peoples weren't smart enough to build relatively simple structures like the pyramids. Meanwhile the aliens apparently never once visited Greece or Rome, where the architecture was way more advanced.

Plus, the aliens apparently didn't think the Egyptians, Mayans, etc. were smart enough for far more advanced architectural concepts like the arch or the dome, which you would thought they would have taught the non-Euros.   [[size=78%]quote][/size]

Not that I in any way support the ancient alien circus, but I will offer this:  Egyptian, Mayans, etc. were proto-cultures who were developing civilization from nothing.  The Greek bronze age civilizations came centuries -even millenia after the earliest pyramid construction, and borrowed heavily from Egyptian and Persian cultures.  Classic Greek civilzation came after a few more centuries, and was futher built upon by Rome.  So why should gis have anything to do with racism?  Why couldn't it just be ancient aliens giving civilizations their earliest jump start which was then built upon by the later ones?  Maybe they're racist for letting the European peoples languish for so long while the brown civilizations prospered.  Also, if the Ancient Alien proponents don't try to factor in the Greek Pantheon of Gods as aliens, it seems like they are missing out a big piece of woo-woo science.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch doesn't seem to understand that the word "craft"-- with respect to aircraft -- is already plural, and it is stupid-sounding to say "crafts," unless you're speaking of arts and crafts.

As he further diminishes mentally, I imagine we'll hear "boatses."

[21st Century Man]

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Yust an scincere thanx to you for the 'stupidon'(c)bombardment and dismissal of:"Whatever,Dude".
1)I'm Beelzebubbelah",not"Dude",an dismissive word used excluseiveley by"Label_Queens"(C).[/font]
2)Qvacks are less likeley to cut out organs like appendices and tonsils,then wait for illnesses to cripple you enough for an wallettectomy(c).[/font]
3)Qvacks don't form an mafia that covers for each other by purjury en masse in court.[/font]
4)Qvacks is another term exclusive to label_queens(c).[/font]
5)Zion_Nazi/"Zionists"are not "joos".[/font]
Most are Protestant-Xtian 'Dominionist'-fascisti's.[/font]
Real joos are Sephardic Xtians,mostly Katholic,that were forcibly converted when the city of Salamanca in Spain was over-run,and 'King Alphonse X' was deposed by King Ferdinand & Qveen Isabella.[/font]
They spoke "Ladino",not Yiddish or Hebrew.[/font]
Zionism has absoluteley no relationship with the healing professions in any sense,seing that it's more like the Katholic church's crusades than the 'joo'-ish occupation of palestine.[/font]
Once you decided to dismiss the statement i made with the contempt 'parrot-mantra' from the east-coast yuppie-wanna-bes':"What-Ever",you eliminated your position of open dialogue in this thread,in my opinion.[/font]
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Es tut mir leid, mein fuhrer.

[Major Ed Damien]

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Yust an scincere thanx to you for the 'stupidon'(c)bombardment and dismissal of:"Whatever,Dude".
1)I'm Beelzebubbelah",not"Dude",an dismissive word used excluseiveley by"Label_Queens"(C).[/font]
2)Qvacks are less likeley to cut out organs like appendices and tonsils,then wait for illnesses to cripple you enough for an wallettectomy(c).[/font]
3)Qvacks don't form an mafia that covers for each other by purjury en masse in court.[/font]
4)Qvacks is another term exclusive to label_queens(c).[/font]
5)Zion_Nazi/"Zionists"are not "joos".[/font]
Most are Protestant-Xtian 'Dominionist'-fascisti's.[/font]
Real joos are Sephardic Xtians,mostly Katholic,that were forcibly converted when the city of Salamanca in Spain was over-run,and 'King Alphonse X' was deposed by King Ferdinand & Qveen Isabella.[/font]
They spoke "Ladino",not Yiddish or Hebrew.[/font]
Zionism has absoluteley no relationship with the healing professions in any sense,seing that it's more like the Katholic church's crusades than the 'joo'-ish occupation of palestine.[/font]
Once you decided to dismiss the statement i made with the contempt 'parrot-mantra' from the east-coast yuppie-wanna-bes':"What-Ever",you eliminated your position of open dialogue in this thread,in my opinion.[/font]
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Look, you may be the shittiest troll of all the shitty trolls.

Here are a few tips:

1.  Nazi skinheads are hard to pull off, and you're vastly overdoing it.  "Beelzebubbelah," for example, is too heavy-handed and obvious.  A real skinhead wouldn't be caught dead with even part of a Yiddish word in his or her name.

2.  Nazis wouldn't waste their time on a site like this.  If Hitler wouldn't do it, then they wouldn't do it.

3.  Your posts look too much like ransom notes -- a dead giveaway of poor troll-work.


Not even a nice try here, Beeswax.  Work on it. 


P.S.

And the wrong article, "an" all the time, designed to induce a grammar flame, is too calculated.

[coaster]

Noory absolutely butchered the Simply Safe advert.

[21st Century Man]

Beelzebubbelah?  Is that like a redneck devil?  Well before Beelzebubba goes full postal, I'm going to go to bed.   Auf Wiedersehen.

[Major Ed Damien]

Beelzebubbah?  Is that like a redneck devil?  Well before Beelezebubbah goes full postal, I'm going to go to bed.   Auf Wiedersehen.

"Bubbeleh" is a Jewish (Yiddish) term of endearment for a female, frequently used by men to show their appreciation and love for a female relative or friend.

[21st Century Man]

"Bubbeleh" is a Jewish (Yiddish) term of endearment for a female, frequently used by men to show their appreciation and love for a female relative or friend.

Thanks for clarifying that.  One thing that really sets me off is anti-Semitism.  I'm not Jewish as you can probably tell. Didn't we learn anything from the Holocaust and WW2?  I feel like humanity is doomed to repeat the same mistakes over and over again.   

[nooryisawesome]

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Yust an scincere thanx to you for the 'stupidon'(c)bombardment and dismissal of:"Whatever,Dude".
1)I'm Beelzebubbelah",not"Dude",an dismissive word used excluseiveley by"Label_Queens"(C).[/font]
2)Qvacks are less likeley to cut out organs like appendices and tonsils,then wait for illnesses to cripple you enough for an wallettectomy(c).[/font]
3)Qvacks don't form an mafia that covers for each other by purjury en masse in court.[/font]
4)Qvacks is another term exclusive to label_queens(c).[/font]
5)Zion_Nazi/"Zionists"are not "joos".[/font]
Most are Protestant-Xtian 'Dominionist'-fascisti's.[/font]
Real joos are Sephardic Xtians,mostly Katholic,that were forcibly converted when the city of Salamanca in Spain was over-run,and 'King Alphonse X' was deposed by King Ferdinand & Qveen Isabella.[/font]
They spoke "Ladino",not Yiddish or Hebrew.[/font]
Zionism has absoluteley no relationship with the healing professions in any sense,seing that it's more like the Katholic church's crusades than the 'joo'-ish occupation of palestine.[/font]
Once you decided to dismiss the statement i made with the contempt 'parrot-mantra' from the east-coast yuppie-wanna-bes':"What-Ever",you eliminated your position of open dialogue in this thread,in my opinion.[/font]
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Clearly you are one of Jimmy Church's twitter followers. I knew they couldn't all be fake!

[qaddisin]

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Yust an scincere thanx to you for the 'stupidon'(c)bombardment and dismissal of:"Whatever,Dude".
1)I'm Beelzebubbelah",not"Dude",an dismissive word used excluseiveley by"Label_Queens"(C).[/font]
2)Qvacks are less likeley to cut out organs like appendices and tonsils,then wait for illnesses to cripple you enough for an wallettectomy(c).[/font]
3)Qvacks don't form an mafia that covers for each other by purjury en masse in court.[/font]
4)Qvacks is another term exclusive to label_queens(c).[/font]
5)Zion_Nazi/"Zionists"are not "joos".[/font]
Most are Protestant-Xtian 'Dominionist'-fascisti's.[/font]
Real joos are Sephardic Xtians,mostly Katholic,that were forcibly converted when the city of Salamanca in Spain was over-run,and 'King Alphonse X' was deposed by King Ferdinand & Qveen Isabella.[/font]
They spoke "Ladino",not Yiddish or Hebrew.[/font]
Zionism has absoluteley no relationship with the healing professions in any sense,seing that it's more like the Katholic church's crusades than the 'joo'-ish occupation of palestine.[/font]
Once you decided to dismiss the statement i made with the contempt 'parrot-mantra' from the east-coast yuppie-wanna-bes':"What-Ever",you eliminated your position of open dialogue in this thread,in my opinion.[/font]
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It's like you channel dead crazy people.

[Heather Wade]

It's like you channel dead crazy people.

Spot on. 

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Sometimes I use my dreams to try to get people to do something."


Jorch, on behalf of the members of Bellgab, if you're trying to get us to stop exposing you as a wig-wearing, dyed mustache-sporting, moronic, idiotic, facile, evil bucket of ebola-infected chimp puke -- it's not working.

[Morgus]

Noory again tonight (2 nights in a row so far) didn't mention Art Bell in his thanks list at the end of the show.
So he may be finally honoring Art's request to stop doing that, only time will tell if he keeps it up this time...

[nooryisawesome]

Noory again tonight (2 nights in a row so far) didn't mention Art Bell in his thanks list at the end of the show.
So he may be finally honoring Art's request to stop doing that, only time will tell if he keeps it up this time...

He stopped last time for something like 2 weeks but started saying his name again because, "it was the right thing to do and people would email me about it".

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory again tonight (2 nights in a row so far) didn't mention Art Bell in his thanks list at the end of the show.
So he may be finally honoring Art's request to stop doing that, only time will tell if he keeps it up this time...

In the 'Art Bell' thread, he said he would stop using Art's name if Art aked him publically, so that there would be no backlash against him here or anywhere.  Art proceeded to do that in no uncertain terms before last night's program.

[Major Ed Damien]

Noory again tonight (2 nights in a row so far) didn't mention Art Bell in his thanks list at the end of the show.
So he may be finally honoring Art's request to stop doing that, only time will tell if he keeps it up this time...

Perhaps Jorch's likely furry rectum is now sporting a cease-and-desist letter from Mr. Bell's attorneys.

Absent a contract, Bell's name and likeness belong to Bell and cannot be used to promote a product -- in this case, a defective one -- without his consent.

[nooryisawesome]

In the 'Art Bell' thread, he said he would stop using Art's name if Art aked him publically, so that there would be no backlash against him here or anywhere.  Art proceeded to do that in no uncertain terms before last night's program.

Art has asked publicly before numerous times.

[Nick el Ass]

Art has asked publicly before numerous times.

George has not only been asked to stop mentioning his name, but to stop playing old show I believe as well for a while... and has finally stopped using his name. Now I believe it is time for Georgie to stop using Art as a crutch to prop himself up by pulling Art's past shows from the archive too. If it happens I have every reason to believe he will fall flat on his face, and he knows it.

[nooryisawesome]

George has not only been asked to stop mentioning his name, but to stop playing old show I believe as well for a while... and has finally stopped using his name. Now I believe it is time for Georgie to stop using Art as a crutch to prop himself up by pulling Art's past shows from the archive too. If it happens I have every reason to believe he will fall flat on his face, and he knows it.

No, that is the only way to get "new" Art Bell episodes. Art may think they have ran their course, but I still enjoy them as do many others.

[albrecht]

Also in another thread:


Sometimes I think that the whole concept of ancient aliens is racist. Apparently, the non-white, non-European peoples weren't smart enough to build relatively simple structures like the pyramids. Meanwhile the aliens apparently never once visited Greece or Rome, where the architecture was way more advanced.

Plus, the aliens apparently didn't think the Egyptians, Mayans, etc. were smart enough for far more advanced architectural concepts like the arch or the dome, which you would thought they would have taught the non-Euros.   [[size=78%]quote][/size]

In the same vein. What about how the "good aliens" are the "Nordics?" The bad ones are grays or reptilians are abducting, probing, etc us but not those beautiful Nordics! And also I get a vibe from many guests who are ranting or speculating about NWO or UFO (or both!) a grudging, maybe actual jealousy, of the NAZIs. Think about it. You never hear wild speculations and stories about the other AXIS powers- but the NAZIs had spinning ball time-machines (NAZI bell), secret underground Antarctic bases, UFO (Foo Fighters), contact with Akashic record (Vrill Society and Himalyan expeditions), and such high technology (secret nukes etc) and maybe even "contact." And where are the stories of "elite" Japanese or Italian leaders setting up new reichs in South America or infiltrating "elite" banking and government institutions post-war?
-GNS

[Marc.Knight]

George just introduced the guest he's interviewing now as an expert on UFO's "in all their incanations (sic)."

I guess he meant incantations.

Chalk another Nooryism up for the glossary.

To paraphrase Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas:"


"Jorch, you're a mumbling, stumbling prick."

It was actually painful to hear Noory recently mangle the word "Transcendental" over and over and over again.  He pronounced it as something like: "Tran-shen-den-dental".  I was hoping his producer would correct him, or even the guest pipe up and say something...

[Juan Cena]

In the same vein. What about how the "good aliens" are the "Nordics?" The bad ones are grays or reptilians are abducting, probing, etc us but not those beautiful Nordics! And also I get a vibe from many guests who are ranting or speculating about NWO or UFO (or both!) a grudging, maybe actual jealousy, of the NAZIs. Think about it. You never hear wild speculations and stories about the other AXIS powers- but the NAZIs had spinning ball time-machines (NAZI bell), secret underground Antarctic bases, UFO (Foo Fighters), contact with Akashic record (Vrill Society and Himalyan expeditions), and such high technology (secret nukes etc) and maybe even "contact." And where are the stories of "elite" Japanese or Italian leaders setting up new reichs in South America or infiltrating "elite" banking and government institutions post-war?
-GNS
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How many Japanese or Italian leaders managed to escape capture? I've only really heard of escaped Nazi's.

[PB the Deplorable]

Last night's quack medical guest -- a veterinarian, which makes sense when you realize George Noory has the brains of a chipmunk -- claimed to eat 10 raw eggs a day.

George Noory:  "Wow . . . that's like a whole box.  You must be turning into a chicken."

First, he doesn't know the word "carton?"  I'll try and give Jorch credit, though.  Maybe "box of eggs" is regional.

And, second, how would eating so many raw eggs turn somebody into a chicken?...

Wow, who would have guessed that it would be George Noory who finally definitively answered the question of which came first. 

Now we know - eggs came first, and whatever ate them became chickens..

[nextgen.fm]

In what passes for GN's mind ... I'm sure he imagined the kid being vaporized on contact.


What. A. Putz.

ahhhh i remember that one

[Izintit?]

It was actually painful to hear Noory recently mangle the word "Transcendental" over and over and over again.  He pronounced it as something like: "Tran-shen-den-dental".  I was hoping his producer would correct him, or even the guest pipe up and say something...

By the time a word with more than two syllables goes from Noory`s bean-sized brain to his mangling mouth it hasn`t  a chance. Also, for a guest to correct El Stupo is to risk banishment forever  and all the easy $$ from the spaced-out Noorynauts.

[aldousburbank]

Wow, who would have guessed that it would be George Noory who finally definitively answered the question of which came first. 

Now we know - eggs came first, and whatever ate them became chickens..

The cock came first.

[albrecht]

How many Japanese or Italian leaders managed to escape capture? I've only really heard of escaped Nazi's.

Emperor Shōwa (Hirohito) was still allowed to remain Emperor of Japan after the war. That's a big one. Shirō Ishii, head of the infamous unit 731 wasn't prosecuted. Masaji Kitano also of Unit 731 went on to head up a large pharmaceutical company, Green Cross, post-war. This is, sort of, like if we let Menegele, Sigmund Rascher, other NAZI doctor experimenters war crimes people etc off the hook and head up Bayer after the war! But I haven't heard any conspiracy theories about Japan (much.)
-GNS