George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

I think Noory only mentioned art because he didn't want a repeat of last time. He tried the longest to ignore it then the infamous Bateman call occurred. Noory looked like shit that night. Now anytime someone mentions art he can keep up the fake nice guy routine. I bet in a few months or so Oates will be back.

I'm having a "sentimental moment."  I'm flashing back to that wonderful time, oh so seemingly long ago, in the Summer of 2013, when Art first announced Dark Matter.  Art was coming back!  Jorch went into the freak out mode, first trying to ignore it.  Then the delicious Bateman incident with Jorch.  Absolutely hilarious.  Gemini cats and Jorch praying for Goatsy. )

Then Jorch pops into BellGab as the infamous gnoory, inciting more hilarity, at his expense, of course. The topper was Art calling out Jorch on this very "chat room."   That alone makes me want to proclaim "Ich bin ein Bellgabber!"

I'm looking forward to more hilarity and amusement in the coming months.

Deja Vu, anyone?  But this time Art kicks his shoes off and stays for awhile. )

[HorrorRetro]

OH MAN  he was definitely talking about bellgab! he sounded very angry!!!

He's such a thin-skinned, little man child. What an embarrassment.  :

[21st Century Man]

Noory's rambling ode to Art Bell sounded about as coherent as Princess Sarah Palin's recent speech where she finally proved to all she is brain dead. Actually, Noory is the Sarah Palin of late night talk radio.

Aw, don't be so hard on Sarah.  Hard-on Sarah. Nyuk-nyuk.  At least there's a lot of hot parody porn videos of Sarah.  No one would want to make a porn parody of George Noory.

I wish he was the Michael Dukakis of late-night talk radio.  At least he would fade away quickly.

[cowtown]

Aw, don't be so hard on Sarah.  Hard-on Sarah. Nyuk-nyuk.  At least there's a lot of hot parody porn videos of Sarah.  No one would want to make a porn parody of George Noory.

I wish he was the Michael Dukakis of late-night talk radio.  At least he would fade away quickly.

EVERY one of George Noory's "shows" is a porn-parody, embellished with child-snuff and demon-rape fantasies.

[21st Century Man]

EVERY one of George Noory's "shows" is a porn-parody, embellished with child-snuff and demon-rape fantasies.

Too bad I can't get off on it.  Not that I would want to get off on child-snuff or demon-rape but if it was good porno with some ladies in it.....well that's another story.  I doubt I could get off on it if the man resembled Noory in the slightest.

[nextgen.fm]

He's such a thin-skinned, little man child. What an embarrassment.  :

And a little bit psychotic ??

[nooryisawesome]

OH MAN  he was definitely talking about bellgab! he sounded very angry!!!

Actually he sounded interesting for a change. Showed some passion. A lot of the time it's like he's going through the motions. Maybe if he was pissed off more coast would be better. Seemed like he actually cared for moments last night.

[21st Century Man]

Actually he sounded interesting for a change. Showed some passion. A lot of the time it's like he's going through the motions. Maybe if he was pissed off more coast would be better. Seemed like he actually cared for moments last night.

^THIS^

[wr250]

Actually he sounded interesting for a change. Showed some passion. A lot of the time it's like he's going through the motions. Maybe if he was pissed off more coast would be better. Seemed like he actually cared for moments last night.

what time in the show was this ?

[cowtown]

what time in the show was this ?

2:08.

[wr250]

2:08.

2nd hour or 2:08  in some time zone?

[21st Century Man]

2nd hour or 2:08  in some time zone?

Actually 2:08 without the commercials.  In the time it aired, it was around 22 minutes after the hour on Hour 3.

[cowtown]

@ 2:08:40 Pretty sure he's referring to our vaguely loveable crew:


Coast To Coast AM - January 30, 2015 Purging Spirits

[21st Century Man]

George Noory in POST TO POST AM (as in bedpost)

See

George engage in a three-way with Katherine Albrecht and Catherine Austin-Fitts

George and Dick Hoagland DP Linda Moulton Howe

George get penetrated with a strap-on by Lisa Garr while porking Rosemary Ellen Guiley

And for those with really alternative tastes.  See Tommy, Steve Quayle and George in an S&M orgy of manlove


BONUS SCENE.  Fiona Horne bewitches George and forces him to engage in three-way sex with a real demon!!!  A Succubus.


On sale now at all fine porn outlets.

[WOTR]

@ 2:08:40 Pretty sure he's referring to our vaguely loveable crew:


Coast To Coast AM - January 30, 2015 Purging Spirits

Thanks so much for that... it was kind of fun.  I wonder why Jorch did not give us his address?


The fact of the matter is that it is almost unsafe to put too much info out there as to who you are.  I think, perhaps, Falkie has been learning this lesson.


If Jorch wants to swap personal phone numbers or addresses I am willing to do so.  If he wants to meet (and God knows why he would) I will talk with him face to face next time he finds himself in Alberta.


Saddly, he is correct that I am a basement dwelling, unemployed, bitter little man with a low IQ who is jealous of his personality, good looks and obvious intellectual prowess. : 


He also mentions that there is nothing that will make "these people" happy.  Perhaps he should look over at the thread where Art announced that he would be returning...  Noory could also announce his retirement if he wanted to see a real celebration.

[narcissist noory]

Thank you, Nebraska888- I'm just over George and his games. He doesn't have to behave the way he does and doesn't think there's anything wrong with the things he says.

I had to exercise, shower, and then meditate to "clear" away the negative vibe I got from the show. 

The question I have is what is the deal with people that don't see there is something seriously wrong with Georgie...takes all kinds I guess

[Jorch Einstein]

Lol. Why does Jorch want everyone to post their real name and address? Is he going to come over and kick someone's ass? Or send Two Ton Tommy to sit on them?
By the way, someone in the comments section on Youtube posted this: "OMG, some retarded POS just posted a link to this channel on a forum that PremRAT monitors. Thanks, asswipe. This channel will now be erased and Conflict's channel deleted."
Probably not a good idea to let the scum at Premrat know about any Youtube vids (they probably monitor this thread), they are always having them deleted. Jorch and Co. would rather have suckers pay to be an "insider", i.e. pay for something that was free to begin with i.e. A.M. radio broadcasts.
The link was posted in this forum a few pages back.

[Jorch Einstein]

One of the funnier moments came toward the end of the show where Tommy said:  "I think we do a good job."

Who expected Tommy to speak in any language other than Sycophantian?

Yeah, that was right after Two Ton Tommy stated that he stopped getting sick after he stopped getting vaccines. Fat fuckwit. The vaccines are probably still working their way through his fat ass, and haven't become effective yet.

[cowtown]

Snoory's new fuck-buddy (when Tommy's predisposed) Slimy Church is hosting tonight. Ought to be an INCRUDIBULL and RIVETING show.

[HorrorRetro]

Saddly, he is correct that I am a basement dwelling, unemployed, bitter little man with a low IQ who is jealous of his personality, good looks and obvious intellectual prowess. : 

I find it odd that Noory is always bitching about people who have no lives and live in their parents' basement when he's admitted on the air that he financially supports his own adult children. Perhaps it's a bit of misplaced anger. 

[pyewacket]

The question I have is what is the deal with people that don't see there is something seriously wrong with Georgie...takes all kinds I guess

NN- I'd bet that many of us DO think that George has some problems. It's more than just George- it's the whole PR set up. They are responsible for the show, the content, and the on air personalities. I blame them for the mess that C2C has become.

This doesn't excuse George's nasty streak. I'm not sure that the show has been all that good for him. He seemed like a nicer person in the early years. Some of the guests are really negative fear mongers and I had to stop listening to the show. I do listen to it in small doses when something interesting happens. Other than that- I stick to more informative or funny programs. So, yes- I might have an issue with the C2C vibe and avoid it for the most part.

[Jorch Einstein]

Really hilarious comments from Jorch last night. It's obvious either he or one of his stooges has been reading this forum. Hey Jorch, if you don't like the anonymity of the internet, I'd be perfectly happy to meet you in person and tell you what I think of you. I can meet you anytime in L.A.
I would love to tell you personally how much you disgust me, and how irresponsible, dangerously stupid, and completely inept you are. And that would be just the start. And after I'm done ripping you a new one, I'll spit in your face for allowing clowns on your show who state that Sandy Hook was a false flag. How do you sleep at night Jorch? Do you ever think about all those children that died? If you did, how can you let people on the air who denied it ever happened? You know full well that you let insulting crackpots on your show just to stir up discontent among ignorant sister-fuckers, in order to keep your paychecks flowing. You are a lower form of life than pond scum Jorch. And less intelligent.
Again, if you'd ever like to meet me face to face and hear exactly what I think of you, I'm available anytime.

[coaster]

Snoory's new fuck-buddy (when Tommy's predisposed) Slimy Church is hosting tonight. Ought to be an INCRUDIBULL and RIVETING show.

I wonder which one uses more motor oil in their hair.

[Heather Wade]

And a little bit psychotic ??

Hearing his voice change the way it did is of legit concern.

[Major Ed Damien]

Really hilarious comments from Jorch last night. It's obvious either he or one of his stooges has been reading this forum. Hey Jorch, if you don't like the anonymity of the internet, I'd be perfectly happy to meet you in person and tell you what I think of you. I can meet you anytime in L.A.
I would love to tell you personally how much you disgust me, and how irresponsible, dangerously stupid, and completely inept you are. And that would be just the start. And after I'm done ripping you a new one, I'll spit in your face for allowing clowns on your show who state that Sandy Hook was a false flag. How do you sleep at night Jorch? Do you ever think about all those children that died? If you did, how can you let people on the air who denied it ever happened? You know full well that you let insulting crackpots on your show just to stir up discontent among ignorant sister-fuckers, in order to keep your paychecks flowing. You are a lower form of life than pond scum Jorch. And less intelligent.
Again, if you'd ever like to meet me face to face and hear exactly what I think of you, I'm available anytime.

Now hold on a minute, Jorch E.

Are you sure you want to get into a fight with a former Naval Reserve Public Relations Officer?

Think about what you're saying here, Bro.

George Noory might hit you over the head with a rolled up press release or come after you with a staple remover. 

He's vicious.

You'd also be defenseless against his secret Kunt Fool techniques where he makes eerie sounds like a pussy cat. 

It's like "Mee-ow," only real loud.

No, you don't want to mess with him. 

[cowtown]

I wonder which one uses more motor oil in their hair.

So many choices! Snoory and Slimy Church's biggest decision.

[Major Ed Damien]

Did anyone hear the sound Jorch made when the caller from Tennessee last night said she had been drug-addicted while pregnant?

He went:  "Oooooh." 

It was a sound of real pleasure -- like a man enjoying a hit that a football player might make on another.  Listen to this on You Tube.  It was immediately after his screwy rant against "chat rooms."

The sick bastard was physically enjoying the woman's pain and that of her unborn child's.

Wow. 

It'll raise your real hair and maybe even your wig too -- if it's a crappy, discount rug like Jorch's.

[Jorch Einstein]

On last night's show Jorch said he doesn't tell people to get or to not get vaccinations, that is up to them. Yeah, but he just gives out incorrect information which can lead people to make poor decisions. He stated he would "never tell people what to do EVER, contrary to what you might read somewhere." Well, he must love reading this thread. Anyway, he then went on to state "The CDC comes out and says, this vaccination is not going to help the current flu that's out there." Wrong! This is just the kind of ignorant, uninformed, dangerously stupid crap that can lead his audience members to make bad decisions. So he didn't state "don't get a flu shot", but he might as well have done so, spewing misinformation like that. Here is what the CDC really said:
“So far this season, influenza A -- H3N2 viruses -- have been detected most frequently, and in almost all states,” said CDC Director Thomas Frieden, MD, MPH, in a telebriefing with reporters.
“Unfortunately about half of the viruses in cases that we’ve identified this season are different than the ones that are included in this year’s vaccine. The vaccine won’t protect against these viruses.”
So, it will protect you about half the time. Ok, usually it's 60-90% protection, this year it's a little lower. Still, I'd rather get a shot and have a 50% chance of not getting the flu. The point is that Jorch Noory is a fucking moron who misleads and misinforms his audience on a daily basis, and his bone-headed pronouncements could be leading people to make poor decisions, and are just as bad as saying "Don't get shots."
Jorch I hope you are reading this. You are a fucking chimp.

[Jorch Einstein]

Now hold on a minute, Jorch E.

Are you sure you want to get into a fight with a former Naval Reserve Public Relations Officer?

Think about what you're saying here, Bro.

George Noory might hit you over the head with a rolled up press release or come after you with a staple remover. 

He's vicious.

You'd also be defenseless against his secret Kunt Fool techniques where he makes eerie sounds like a pussy cat. 

It's like "Mee-ow," only real loud.

No, you don't want to mess with him.

Heh heh. Oh, I wasn't threatening Jorch with physical violence, just a good verbal lashing, which would be done in person. His reading comprehension skills are so poor that he might just get on the air Monday and state that anonymous people on forums are threatening to beat him up, though. That would be hilarious. Maybe Two Ton Tommy is a sort of fat-ass bodyguard too, in case Jorch runs into any non-asskissing listeners.

[WOTR]

This doesn't excuse George's nasty streak. I'm not sure that the show has been all that good for him. He seemed like a nicer person in the early years. Some of the guests are really negative fear mongers and I had to stop listening to the show.

But George stopped listening as well...