George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I have been laughing at this show for years but still can't tell you what the Nephilim are.

The Nephilim are God's six-fingered, red-headed step-children.

[paladin1991]

Brown eye.

I mean, "bull's eye."

This thread reminds me of a story about Robert F. Kennedy when he was Attorney General of the United States.

When one of his assistants informed him that Clyde Tolson -- J. Edgar Hoover's always-present "right-hand man" at the FBI -- needed to have an operation, RFK instantly put a serious look on his face and responded:

"Is it a hysterectomy?"

Here's to hoping that America's only cigar general gets to keep his uterus, his ovaries and all those medals he earned sucking on . . . things.

That's a funny story.
What's with the angst in your pants with The General?  If I might ask.

[bateman]

It's like going to that same shitty restaurant over and over and over. "Boy I hope it isn't cat food tonight!"




It's cat food every night.

[Bart Ell]

It's like going to that same shitty restaurant over and over and over. "Boy I hope it isn't cat food tonight!"




It's cat food every night.

Close...
The only difference is that the people know it is cat food and still go so that they can complain about eating cat food again.

[Morgus]

We get another 3day Noory-Free weekend starting tonight with Noory off at another event this time in Nevada this weekend.
Plus as a bonus George Knapp returns on Sunday with good old-time guests and JFK conspiracy topics beating Noory to the punch since he will probably have his own JFK show in a couple weeks.

I think Knapp also mentioned recently that he would have Bob Lazar back again possibly later this month?

[WOTR]

Instead, he's the absolute Homer Simpson of radio interviewing.

That should be his new tagline.  He can put it on his card and use it to introduce himself at all of the swank Hollywood parties he must attend as an "A lister."
"Hi, I'm George Noory." 
Blank stare
"Host of Coast to Coast AM."
Blank stare continues.
"I'm the Homer Simpson of radio interviewing."
Recognition and acceptance.

[Gal in Black]

Yet I am still smart enough to stop listening to/watching/fucking/eating things that I don't like.
Enjoy your cage.

So....why are you here?? Troll much?

[aldousburbank]

So....why are you here?? Troll much?

Eh, smart dude with some funny what likes to eff with peepole.

[bateman]

How did I miss this? Holy shit.

[aldousburbank]

How did I miss this? Holy shit.

Dude, open up your eyes and see the beauty of the miracle of life and junk all around you. Maybe some time out of Gotham would like, you know, bring like some much needed perspective man...

[Bart Ell]

So....why are you here??

Mostly because I get off on fat chicks asking me why I am here.

[Bart Ell]

How did I miss this? Holy shit.

R.I.P. song #6

[aldousburbank]

R.I.P. song #6

What, Mrs. Clause died?

[Bart Ell]

What, Mrs. Clause died?

According to Keith she died on the air in front of his 173 listeners.

[Major Ed Damien]

Back in your cage, pedo.

YOU bring up kid sex, and I'M sick?

HAHAHAHAHA

Maybe your attorney can use a brain damage defense, Opie.

[Major Ed Damien]

That's a funny story.
What's with the angst in your pants with The General?  If I might ask.

I don't know where you got angst nor the curiosity about what's in a dude's pants.

Maybe you meant "plants."  I certainly hope so.

[Major Ed Damien]

Mostly because I get off on fat chicks asking me why I am here.

Wait a minute, Opie.

That's not what you wrote in your profile on the other site.

Over there, you wrote:

"I get off on fat chicks shitting in my mouth, particularly if they're close family members."

[Major Ed Damien]

Unfortunately, George doesn't seem to have figured the whole library thing out.  He has 'desks of books.'  Five or six desks at last count.  One more book and he has to get another desk.  And then he'll have to take the door off the hinges so he can get the desk in.  Then he'll probably have to stack the desk on top of another desk.. and you know Tommy is starting to have problems with his back.  What a hassle!

Funny as hell.

Almost as funny as the police reports about Bart Ell's serial flashing:

"Elderly witness reports 'he had a tiny gherkin he kept slapping.'"

[Faustina]

Another Friday night c2c with no Snoory.  Topic is a little milked out:  how much is there really left to say about The Zodiac Killer?

[Scully]

We get another 3day Noory-Free weekend starting tonight with Noory off at another event this time in Nevada this weekend.
Plus as a bonus George Knapp returns on Sunday with good old-time guests and JFK conspiracy topics beating Noory to the punch since he will probably have his own JFK show in a couple weeks.

I think Knapp also mentioned recently that he would have Bob Lazar back again possibly later this month?

FYI:

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[Major Ed Damien]

I sure hope this guest finds the Zodiac killer before it's too late.

And it's too bad George isn't there to ask:

"So why did they name the Zodiac sign system after this particular killer?"

[Faustina]

FYI:

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Interesting.  Another new guest host for c2c.  Never heard this guy.  He any good?

[FightTheFuture]

Interesting.  Another new guest host for c2c.  Never heard this guy.  He any good?

Negative

[Scully]

Interesting.  Another new guest host for c2c.  Never heard this guy.  He any good?

I've never heard him.  Hope Fight the Future and I don't agree on this.  Here's a clip from Holland's webpage:

Brent Holland

Night Fright with host Brent Holland: your voice in the dark for paranormal & conspiracy broadcasting. Night Fright is the number #1 Canadian based radio show of its genre. The show is syndicated across Canada, and is available for syndication in your area. Contact us for more info at: nightfrightshow@gmail.com

[WOTR]

I've never heard him.  Hope Fight the Future and I don't agree on this.  Here's a clip from Holland's webpage:

Brent Holland

Night Fright with host Brent Holland: your voice in the dark for paranormal & conspiracy broadcasting. Night Fright is the number #1 Canadian based radio show of its genre. The show is syndicated across Canada, and is available for syndication in your area. Contact us for more info at: nightfrightshow@gmail.com

I will take a listen... If he is any good I may write my local station and ask them to replace the crappy syndicated show that they presently carry.  I have my doubts (and have never heard of him), but you never know.

[Faustina]

I'll give him a chance.  I give everyone one chance:  I'm just nice like that.

[michio]

FYI:

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JFK challenged us to reach for the stars but sNoory made us reach for our beer(s). 

[Gal in Black]

Mostly because I get off on fat chicks asking me why I am here.

Funny, cause I love blowing off fat, low intelligence, insulting nothings like you. See ya, bud. You're on my "ignore, nothing to see here" list. LOL. LOL.

Trolls. They are overfed. I don't care who you are.

[Gal in Black]

Eh, smart dude with some funny what likes to eff with peepole.

That's the definition of a troll. I won't feed trolls. Hit once and then ignore.

[Bart Ell]

Hit once and then ignore.

Just like guys do with fat chicks!
They are called slump busters for a reason.