George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[WallyBert]

"Is Google bigger than Yahoo?"
"Witch came first, AOL or Yahoo?"
"Can they tap into land lines?"
The suckage continues...

[Immy]

He also mentioned a fish die-off in a lake due to a gas escape in the lake. It was interesting, as were a couple of other calls. But every single one of them just falls flat to the floor because Noory is pathologically incapable of engaging a caller in a conversation. In this case, Noory's only response that 'we're' watching it. 'We've got Linda Moulten-Howe and we've got Mitch Battress watching that for you.' And on to the next call. What is the point? It seems to me he's getting worse, too.

A moment with the triple-named cat lady in the first half when she answered a caller's question, and put a question back to him. 'He's not there now', said Noory, tersely. There was a pause and the guest just said 'Oh' in a slightly forlorn way, and onNoory rolled with the next irrelevant question.

The other half of NMN called Barnaby Rogerson's demise. We were checking on the guests ahead of the show. I observed that Rogerson appeared to be a bona-fide writer. I'd be interested to read his biography of the Prophet Mohammed, for instance. Lots of travel books, and runs a publishing company with his partner devoted to keeping the classics of travel writing in print. 'He'll get dumped, then.' she said. Does Joorch just get bored? Or is he intimidated by a properly intelligent mind? In response to almost everything Rogerson said, Joorch just kept mumbling 'Numbuurrrzzz' like a zombie.

-GNS

I love this kind of dissection of Jorch's idiocy. I'm sure a shrink could come up with a viable pathological diagnosis by simply tuning for a week night hour or two.

I have a theory regarding his dumping of a challenging, well-spoken guest.

Jorch believes he has a certain intelligence level, which we all know is barely average at best, but he's delusional enough to believe he's above average. He also believes his audience is the same level as him, so when someone with genuine brains comes along, Jorch honestly thinks he's looking out for the audience by cutting them off. This essentially goes thru his mind: "Wow, thish ish over my head, my audience musht be confused too. Tommy, hang up!"  :

GNS

[Morgus]

George says in the morning when he wakes up, he messages Dan with the bumper music he wants for that day's show.  So then why is it always the same bumper music every week?  Perhaps George is incoherent when he wakes up and Dan just says 'yeah, sure' and then loads up the weekly rotation.

and that explains a lot - Noory apparently only thinks most first thing in the morning about bumper music selections as opposed to guest selections and research for the night's show...

[Major Ed Damien]

George says in the morning when he wakes up, he messages Dan with the bumper music he wants for that day's show.  So then why is it always the same bumper music every week?  Perhaps George is incoherent when he wakes up and Dan just says 'yeah, sure' and then loads up the weekly rotation.

George called doing that "work."

[136 or 142]

Next week's shows
Date:   11-15-14
Host:   Richard Syrett
Guests:   Richard Alan Miller, Uffe Ravnskov
Host Richard Syrett welcomes Richard Alan Miller, a pioneer in the annals of metaphysical and paranormal exploration. They'll discuss protocols that were developed for the Navy SEALs to create super soldiers and how these tools can be used today for your own evolution of consciousness. First hour guest, Dr. Uffe Ravnskov argues that the cholesterol campaign is the greatest medical scandal of modern time.

Date:   11-16-14
Host:   George Knapp
Guests:   Jim Marrs, John Barbour
In the first half, George Knapp welcomes investigative journalist Jim Marrs to discuss a smorgasbord of topics from his JFK research, along with the idea that man-made diseases are alive and well, with Ebola possibly being such a 'super-disease.'
2nd Half: JFK assassination expert John Barbour talks about The Garrison Tapes - the only documentary in which former New Orleans’ DA Jim Garrison tells the grim details of his case against Clay Shaw whom he arrested and tried for conspiracy in JFK's murder, and the CIA, whom he publicly charged.

Date:   11-17-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Peter Schiff, Mark Dice
First Half: CEO of Euro Pacific Capital and radio host Peter Schiff will comment on the current gyrations happening with the government, as well as the real financial position of the United States, and why he thinks we're headed for an implosion and how we can prepare.
2nd Half: Troublemaker out to expose the abuses of the New World Order, Mark Dice, discusses the various ways that technology is violating not only our privacy but our civil rights - all using our tax dollars, as well as how many pop culture icons may be part of the Illuminati.

Date:   11-18-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Richard Dolan
Historian and researcher Richard Dolan is the author of the ground-breaking historical series, UFOs and the National Security State, which chronicles the modern UFO age with an emphasis on military encounters and government secrecy. He'll discuss the increasingly hostile climate for whistleblowers and the role disclosure will play in the future, as well as updates on the many happenings in the UFO community.

Date:   11-19-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Deborah King
Energy healer and spiritual teacher Deborah King delves into the dark world of entities and ETs, devils and demons. She'll discuss her encounters with vampires as well as the nature of vampires - what drives them, why they behave as they do, how to spot them in a crowd, and if garlic really does protect you from them.

Date:   11-20-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Linda Moulton Howe
Earthfiles investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe will discuss odd earthquakes and low rumblings that have been happening in the Cedarville and Mt. Lassen, California region; the 51st anniversary of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy; and a pregnant cow mutilation with a possible implant in the ear in a Missouri pasture, at the same time as a neighbor saw a beam of light extend down from a bright object in the sky.

Date:   11-21-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Jennifer Verdolin, Open Lines
In the first half, Jennifer Verdolin, an expert in animal behavior, and Scholar-in-Residence at Duke University, will discuss her work comparing the courtship rituals and communication methods of animals to their human equivalents, revealing the many and often surprising ways we are both similar to and different from other species. Followed by Open Lines.

[narcissist noory]

"Is Google bigger than Yahoo?"
"Witch came first, AOL or Yahoo?"
"Can they tap into land lines?"
The suckage continues...

"Which came first beeper or cell phone?"

[narcissist noory]

I love this kind of dissection of Jorch's idiocy. I'm sure a shrink could come up with a viable pathological diagnosis by simply tuning for a week night hour or two.

a narcissist sociopath with Alzheimer's

[Morgus]

"Which came first beeper or cell phone?"

The pink little notepad came first, Noory remembered he used that back in the olden days... 

[Morgus]

Ugh, Noory just labeled his internet videocast "Beyond Belief" is a: new classic.

[Major Ed Damien]

I love this kind of dissection of Jorch's idiocy. I'm sure a shrink could come up with a viable pathological diagnosis by simply tuning for a week night hour or two.

I have a theory regarding his dumping of a challenging, well-spoken guest.

Jorch believes he has a certain intelligence level, which we all know is barely average at best, but he's delusional enough to believe he's above average. He also believes his audience is the same level as him, so when someone with genuine brains comes along, Jorch honestly thinks he's looking out for the audience by cutting them off. This essentially goes thru his mind: "Wow, thish ish over my head, my audience musht be confused too. Tommy, hang up!"  :

GNS

Yeah, last night's guest-dump -- thanks to Noory -- was a shame . . . a real negative monument to this benighted program.

It wasn't until today that I learned about Barnaby Rogerson being the co-publisher of classic travel literature -- several titles of which I have purchased over the years -- comprising some really fascinating travel books this worthy company has saved from obscurity. 

Their catalog includes the memoir of a woman who rode a bicycle from Ireland to India back in the 1960's.  One volume describes a lengthy visit to Eskimos in the Arctic Circle.  Another is a travelogue about life in Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia at the end the of the French colonial regime and before America's ill-fated involvement in the region.

The name of the press is Eland Books:

http://www.travelbooks.co.uk/list_title.asp

And the best Noory could do was ask the guest, whose first name is Barnaby, whether he'd ever heard of Barnabas Collins of the old vampire TV soap opera, "Dark Shadows."   

Oh, and he asked:  "Do all cultures have numbers?"

It's hard to imagine what the guest -- possibly one of the most well-traveled writers Noory could have ever had the chance to meet -- made of this trans-Atlantic encounter.

"How did somebody this bloody stupid become a radio presenter?" comes to mind.

Well, at least Barnaby Rogerson was spared rambling monologues from the nightly gathering of holy rollers and Revelations-rubes.  The guy's time wasn't wasted on them.

[Immy]

Shit!

The unfinished and interesting story about Richard Dawkins and Ben Stein is another bottom-of-the-hour victim. Did we even get the name of the video??     

[136 or 142]

Shit!

The unfinished and interesting story about Richard Dawkins and Ben Stein is another bottom-of-the-hour victim. Did we even get the name of the video??     

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091617/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
Ben Stein or somebody else to do with the film came on Coast when it came out.

Anybody think Marzulli will be dumped if his phone connection doesn't improve?

[Morgus]

And the best Noory could do was ask the guest, whose first name is Barnaby, whether he'd ever heard of Barnabas Collins of the old vampire TV soap opera, "Dark Shadows."   

And Noory called the Dark Shadows character "Barnaby" Collins...
He probably mixed him with "Barnaby Jones" ? 

[Immy]

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091617/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
Ben Stein or somebody else to do with the film came on Coast when it came out.

Anybody think Marzulli will be dumped if his phone connection doesn't improve?

Thanks! "No Intelligence Allowed" - sounds like SNoory's biography.

[Major Ed Damien]

And Noory called the Dark Shadows character "Barnaby" Collins...
He probably mixed him with "Barnaby Jones" ? 

That's right.  He didn't even get the character's name right!

Being an American TV show, of course, the British guest didn't know what the hell George was gassing about.

[136 or 142]

Thanks! "No Intelligence Allowed" - sounds like SNoory's biography.

LOL! You're welcome.

"Being an American TV show, of course, the British guest didn't know what the hell George was gassing about."

Not sure about that, this is the boxoffice take of the Tim Burton movie remake
Domestic:    $79,727,149      32.5%
+ Foreign:    $165,800,000      67.5%
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=darkshadows.htm

To be sure, it doesn't say where that comes from, but the movie/tv show certainly seems to be known internationally.

[zeebo]

I can't tell if this guest is simply enthusiastic or possibly manic.

[Major Ed Damien]

He also mentioned a fish die-off in a lake due to a gas escape in the lake. It was interesting, as were a couple of other calls. But every single one of them just falls flat to the floor because Noory is pathologically incapable of engaging a caller in a conversation. In this case, Noory's only response that 'we're' watching it. 'We've got Linda Moulten-Howe and we've got Mitch Battress watching that for you.' And on to the next call. What is the point? It seems to me he's getting worse, too.

A moment with the triple-named cat lady in the first half when she answered a caller's question, and put a question back to him. 'He's not there now', said Noory, tersely. There was a pause and the guest just said 'Oh' in a slightly forlorn way, and onNoory rolled with the next irrelevant question.

The other half of NMN called Barnaby Rogerson's demise. We were checking on the guests ahead of the show. I observed that Rogerson appeared to be a bona-fide writer. I'd be interested to read his biography of the Prophet Mohammed, for instance. Lots of travel books, and runs a publishing company with his partner devoted to keeping the classics of travel writing in print. 'He'll get dumped, then.' she said. Does Joorch just get bored? Or is he intimidated by a properly intelligent mind? In response to almost everything Rogerson said, Joorch just kept mumbling 'Numbuurrrzzz' like a zombie.

-GNS

Fantastic analysis of the disintegration of that particular program into idiotic torpor thanks to the stupid host.

And great call by your wife.  She obviously knows the lame mind of Noory like the back of her hand, which I wish she could have used to slap him with last night for his ignorant waste of time.

[Major Ed Damien]

LOL! You're welcome.

"Being an American TV show, of course, the British guest didn't know what the hell George was gassing about."

Not sure about that, this is the boxoffice take of the Tim Burton movie remake
Domestic:    $79,727,149      32.5%
+ Foreign:    $165,800,000      67.5%
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=darkshadows.htm

To be sure, it doesn't say where that comes from, but the movie/tv show certainly seems to be known internationally.

Well, it certainly left the guest scratching his head at George's total non-sequitur.  Maybe, later on, after the shock of George's interviewing non-skills wore off, the man vaguely remembered the program or the movie.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The prehistoric Native Americans said, "Will you please stop eating us."  And the red-haired, six-fingered giants said, "No."   

This guy is a hoot!

[nooryisawesome]

Can someone fill me in on the reason George gave as the reason he dumped the guest?

was it the ever popular "muddy line"
or perhaps the patented mysterious disappearance and an announcement of open lines

[Major Ed Damien]

Can someone fill me in on the reason George gave as the reason he dumped the guest?

was it the ever popular "muddy line"
or perhaps the patented mysterious disappearance and an announcement of open lines

The man was simply too well-read and well-traveled for George to want to have anything to do with him. 

"You're making my brain hurt," probably echoed a few times in George's cranial void during the brief half-hour or so the guest and his obviously substantial knowledge were tolerated.

So he was summarily dismissed at the end of the hour without comment nor explanation.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did George just say six fingered skeletons were 'pretty common in those days'?  It's really the first time I've listened in the past couple hours and that's what he gives me?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I wonder if claiming I am a nephilim will help me meet women.

[nooryisawesome]

So he was summarily dismissed at the end of the hour without comment nor explanation.

Noory loves to do the mysterious disappearing act. I am somewhat suprised one of the two stand-by guest didn't make an appearance. Isn't it fanthorpes turn. Perhaps they were busy making #1 best selling christmas albums.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I have a theory regarding his dumping of a challenging, well-spoken guest.

Jorch believes he has a certain intelligence level, which we all know is barely average at best, but he's delusional enough to believe he's above average. He also believes his audience is the same level as him, so when someone with genuine brains comes along, Jorch honestly thinks he's looking out for the audience by cutting them off. This essentially goes thru his mind: "Wow, thish ish over my head, my audience musht be confused too. Tommy, hang up!"  :

GNS

You are definitely onto something

[Major Ed Damien]

George is really obsessed with the audio quality of his guest's phones -- even if there isn't that much of a problem with it.

If he was that obsessed with researching the work of his intelligent guests -- like the one in the second half of the program last night -- then he might be able to ask an intelligent question.

Instead, he's the absolute Homer Simpson of radio interviewing.

[narcissist noory]

Can someone fill me in on the reason George gave as the reason he dumped the guest?

was it the ever popular "muddy line"
or perhaps the patented mysterious disappearance and an announcement of open lines

eventually he said it was because he is taking friday off and wouldn't want us to miss open lines
  true story
even though i see they are still scheduled with Syrett so obvious bullshit

[MTB]

It always seems funny to me that I can talk for hours on Skype with fewer issues than Noory has every freaking show.

[zeebo]

I wonder if claiming I am a nephilim will help me meet women.

I don't know, I tried saying I'm a "Watcher" and that didn't work out.