George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

I'd like to see someone come on and try to claim that Slenderman is real. I think Steve Warner actually tried to claim there were real-life legends similar to him.

Throughout history. http://theslenderman.wikia.com/wiki/Slender_Man_in_Mythology_and_Culture

[nextgen.fm]

i THINK it is a good thing George is moving his studio to Hawaii

He needs to get away from LA

and then maybe Art can visit him and they can both do a show together!

[ItsOver]

Drowning Submerging new artists every Sunday would be a good way to reduce bumper music royalty expenses.  They could plow the savings back into GN's TV show on the internet.

BTW, do you still have that picture of Jorchgo you made?  I was hoping he'd make an appearance for Halloween.  Maybe next year?

No need to wait that long for Jorgo to peek in your window!

And folks wonder what Jorch was up to when he skipped out early on Halloween.  Looks like he managed to recruit Jimmy for The PremRat Master's flock.  "Oh, PremRat Manos, you evil hand of fate!"

Submerging artists would be a good match for Church's big attention-seeking scam with the Malibu formation.  Glub, glub, glub...

[zeebo]

... How about we start a Connie Willis does not suck thread. Just for fun.

Or maybe ... "What munchies does Connie Willis crave tonight?"

[albrecht]

Or maybe ... "What munchies does Connie Willis crave tonight?"

-Philly Cheesesteaks and pizzas with various meats, if I recall. All I know is that the show was bad but at least it made me hungry listening. Norry tends to have the opposite effect and get me heading for the Pepto and coat my stomach to keep from upchucking and so I can get a few more drinks down before passing out into a Norry-less, oblivious sleep.

[ItsOver]

I missed the Ms. Connie show.  Hell, I miss most shows, fortunately.  She sounds like a good match for "proper tea" toker Wells.

[bateman]

I missed the Ms. Connie show.  Hell, I miss most shows, fortunately.  She sounds like Good match for "proper tea" toker Wells.

This is about all you need to know:

http://youtu.be/I0EPUSFXL-I

[ItsOver]

This is about all you need to know:

http://youtu.be/I0EPUSFXL-I

292 views and no comments.  Yep.

[albrecht]

292 views and no comments.  Yep.

I'm sure I'm like the other 291 viewers and I'm just waiting for the Consumer Reports article-- as there are several "wishing machines" on the market- including by Dr.Mulder (some involve modified toy-hardhats and others that seem to be made of plywood- but all have suspicious dials. Are wishes better with the hardhat) I want to see what CE says.  I don't want to buy the wrong wishing machine! Itt doesn't fit in my laundry room or perform as advertized. I also have questions about warranty and what Spielberg thought of his endorsement ("like something out of a Spielberg movie".)
-GNS

[ItsOver]

Looks like I'm starting my Christmas wish list early this year.  A man can only ask for so much Carnivora.

[paladin1991]

This is about all you need to know:

http://youtu.be/I0EPUSFXL-I

YOu know, I watched just a few seconds.  She sounds like a man but baby, she looks like a dude in a wig.

[ItsOver]

YOu know, I watched just a few seconds.  She sounds like a man but baby, she looks like a dude in a wig.

I won't be so bold to presume I can act for Eddie C. but
Aerosmith - Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

No need to wait that long for Jorgo to peek in your window!

And folks wonder what Jorch was up to when he skipped out early on Halloween.  Looks like he managed to recruit Jimmy for The PremRat Master's flock.  "Oh, PremRat Manos, you evil hand of fate!"

Submerging artists would be a good match for Church's big attention-seeking scam with the Malibu formation.  Glub, glub, glub...

"The Master wishes to see you, Jimmy.  He thinks you can be useful to him."

Thanks, IO!

[washere]

"The Master wishes to see you, Jimmy.  He thinks you can be useful to him."

Thanks, IO!

Jimmy Sunday BS Church goes down on the dark side:

Palpatine and Anakin opera house(with disturbing flashbacks)

anakin gay scene

[ItsOver]

"The Master wishes to see you, Jimmy.  He thinks you can be useful to him."

Thanks, IO!

My pleasure, RGG.

[popple]

From this:

George Noory:  The best fall to sleep material on earth...better than Ambien.  No joke.  Honestly, I have NEVER gotten through a show.  When I first heard him on air after Art I was pretty angry and have never gotten over it...I thought that a show like C2C was able to search the country and come up with somebody that was great...there is a lot of talent out there...I was shocked when I first heard Noory...I remember thinking at the time: "this is it??? this is what we've got??? are you kidding me???"...but, Herbalife has their spokesman and Clear Channel is happy.  Ever wonder where Gaiam TV tapes their show???  I'll bet the farm it's in the Herbalife offices at Nokia Live in downtown Los Angeles.

To this:


How does Jorch do it? MY GAWSH!!!!

[albrecht]

From this:

To this:


How does Jorch do it? MY GAWSH!!!!

Obviously Carnivora does NOT replenish Vitamin-D and, I'm just guessing from the photo here, that they should look into that scurvy issue. Add some more lime to your G&Ts (the quinine also is a "cure" for that threat of some diseases), Norry and Jimmy- at least get Tommy to run down and buy some citrus from a guy on one of those LA Freeways and press you some fresh juice!! That is what lackeys are for!

[paladin1991]

To this:


Thay, let's go cruise the frozen aisle at the Albertson's in our leather Nazi chaps.  Because lover I am loving you in or out of those chaps.

[Dateline]

Noory is as fake as that charcoled in stache.  He would do anything for media ratings, and for that  I have no respect.   

[HorrorRetro]

Noory looks disgusting. He looks like he hasn't bathed in months.

[bateman]

Obviously Carnivora does NOT replenish Vitamin-D and, I'm just guessing from the photo here, that they should look into that scurvy issue. Add some more lime to your G&Ts (the quinine also is a "cure" for that threat of some diseases), Norry and Jimmy- at least get Tommy to run down and buy some citrus from a guy on one of those LA Freeways and press you some fresh juice!! That is what lackeys are for!

This gave me the hardest laugh of the night. 

[fotd]

Noory looks disgusting. He looks like he hasn't bathed in months.

Check out those bulging muscles, that P90X program is working wonders for him.

[popple]

Noory looks disgusting. He looks like he hasn't bathed in months.

I thought you said BREATHED. That just may be. You never know.

[Juan Cena]

I imagine drool slobbering down Snorry's jaw when Howard Bloom is on.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did Howard Bloom just say he gave us the artist formally known as Prince?  I think I just lost some respect for him.

[Juan Cena]

Just called in and got through. Thanked Bloom for being a voice of hope when compared to Snorge's regular bunch of doomsayers. Also asked him about Ayn Rand based  "culture of selfishness" among the rich.

[21st Century Man]

Howard just said Snoory is a major thought leader?    This country is going down the tubes.   Hey, Howard how about George's itch to nuke the Middle East? Howard Bloom really showed his colors tonight.  Blue, that is.

[Juan Cena]

Howard just said Snoory is a major thought leader?    This country is going down the tubes.   Hey, Howard how about George's itch to nuke the Middle East? Howard Bloom really showed his colors tonight.  Blue, that is.

It would hard to call Bloom a liberal. He certainly isn't a tree hugger or a socialist. I'd say he's closer to a classical conservative/libertarian than a modern Ayn Rand-style conservative/liberterian.

Also, it's telling Bloom called Snorge a "major thought leader" as opposed to being a "major thinker." Big difference there.

[21st Century Man]

It would hard to call Bloom a liberal. He certainly isn't a tree hugger or a socialist. I'd say he's closer to a classical conservative/libertarian than a modern Ayn Rand-style conservative/liberterian.

Weird how things work out.  I consider myself a classical liberal in the best sense of the word but I have never voted for a Democrat since I started voting in '84.  I do have a bone to pick with Howard.  He says the statistics point out that the unemployment rate has gone down.  What he didn't acknowledge is the unemployment rate doesn't count the people who have given up looking for a job.  I personally know quite a few who have given up and are living on welfare. 

Anyway, I find it ironic that an interesting intellectual like Bloom would call George a major thought leader.  Plus the choice of words, thought leader, left a lot to be desired.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Weird how things work out.  I consider myself a classical liberal in the best sense of the word but I have never voted for a Democrat since I started voting in '84.  I do have a bone to pick with Howard.  He says the statistics point out that the unemployment rate has gone down.  What he didn't acknowledge is the unemployment rate doesn't count the people who have given up looking for a job.  I personally know quite a few who have given up and are living on welfare. 

Anyway, I find it ironic that an interesting intellectual like Bloom would call George a major thought leader.  Plus the choice of words, thought leader, left a lot to be desired.

I found it disappointing that he confused the deficit with the national debt, saying the debt had gone down under Obama.