George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

omg these recordings are ridiculous ... wtf, is this actually a show?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

omg these recordings are ridiculous ... wtf, is this actually a show?

I don't know.  I stopped listening after Mr. and Mrs. Happy Middle Class 2.4 Kids Mediums as a Supplementary Income came on.

[MTB]

I was impressed by "Houdini" talking like a bad caricature of a roaring 20s swell, because of course that's exactly how a rabbi's kid who grew up in Wisconsin would talk.

[nextgen.fm]

I tuned in for a few minutes and just couldn't take it

[nooryisawesome]

who the hell is Connie Willis. They are hosting

Date:    10-18-14
Host:    Connie Willis
Guests:    James D. Long, David M. Jacobs

Guest host Connie Willis welcomes Bishop James Long, an independent Catholic Priest, and ordained Deacon, who'll discuss the true nature of demonic possession, and exorcisms. First hour guest, alien abduction expert Prof. David Jacobs addresses perplexing UFO evidence.

[nooryisawesome]

I think this is connie Willis



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[Scully]

She's got to be better than Lisa Garr -- pretty or not! 

[nooryisawesome]

She's got to be better than Lisa Garr -- pretty or not! 

I have no problems with letting grandma host, she will probably do a better job that Garr and Noory. She will also have a decent topic exorcism and possessions.

Looks like next week is full of SUCK

Tues - No 'shame" dames ( who once promised Art bell he would only do one more show in 1996)
Wens- Alex fucking Jones
Thur- dearly departed
Fri- Josh p Warren (again, seriously?)

[Nick el Ass]

who the hell is Connie Willis. They are hosting

Date:    10-18-14
Host:    Connie Willis
Guests:    James D. Long, David M. Jacobs

Guest host Connie Willis welcomes Bishop James Long, an independent Catholic Priest, and ordained Deacon, who'll discuss the true nature of demonic possession, and exorcisms. First hour guest, alien abduction expert Prof. David Jacobs addresses perplexing UFO evidence.

A science fiction writer, and probably the next person lined up to ghost write a book for poor ol' George. She accord to Wiki wrote books on time travel... and it seems to me like that would be a good place to start her out, but no more stories on exorcism. C2C keeps rehashing the same shit week in and week out.

[HorrorReporter]

A science fiction writer, and probably the next person lined up to ghost write a book for poor ol' George. She accord to Wiki wrote books on time travel... and it seems to me like that would be a good place to start her out, but no more stories on exorcism. C2C keeps rehashing the same shit week in and week out.

And as expected, has a hideously designed website http://www.sftv.org/cw/

[washere]

He's having accountants next for their perspective on the Lochness monster.

[wr250]

And as expected, has a hideously designed website http://www.sftv.org/cw/

welcome to 1998 http://www.sftv.org/cw/

[cweb]

Are we sure it's not "TV personality" Connie Willis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaAcih00rRo#ws

She sounds more New Age than the author Connie Willis.

Which is why I hope I'm wrong.

[WestOfTheRockies]

Are we sure it's not "TV personality" Connie Willis?

I think it's going to be this second one from the looks of this:


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/connie-willis/

[paladin1991]

Hoo-boy.   Another weiner of a show.

[wr250]

couple of choice clips
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maybe eddie dean should add these the the george noory soundboard

[VtaGeezer]

who the hell is Connie Willis. They are hosting

Date:    10-18-14
Host:    Connie Willis
Guests:    James D. Long, David M. Jacobs

Guest host Connie Willis welcomes Bishop James Long, an independent Catholic Priest, and ordained Deacon, who'll discuss the true nature of demonic possession, and exorcisms. First hour guest, alien abduction expert Prof. David Jacobs addresses perplexing UFO evidence.

James Long has been on C2C before. He's a cracked-pot who liked to dress up in clerical garb, mumble Latin, and pretend he's a Catholic archbishop. 

The desperation of the producers to fill C2C's air time is becoming hard to ignore.

[paladin1991]

James Long has been on C2C before. He's a cracked-pot who liked to dress up in clerical garb, mumble Latin, and pretend he's a Catholic archbishop. 

The desperation of the producers to fill C2C's air time is becoming hard to ignore.

Sounds like a fetish, not faith.

[Nick el Ass]

James Long has been on C2C before. He's a cracked-pot who liked to dress up in clerical garb, mumble Latin, and pretend he's a Catholic archbishop. 

The desperation of the producers to fill C2C's air time is becoming hard to ignore.

This week Ed Dames will make more failed predictions, Alex Jones will yell some more, and Joshua P. Warren will be teamed up with Robert the doll. Plus thursday George will put on a highlight show with deceased past guests because they can't get anymore apparently... and if they are not dead already they will kill them off for more pity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs#

[NoMoreNoory]

This week Ed Dames will make more failed predictions, Alex Jones will yell some more, and Joshua P. Warren will be teamed up with Robert the doll. Plus thursday George will put on a highlight show with deceased past guests because they can't get anymore apparently... and if they are not dead already they will kill them off for more pity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs#

Very close to a coffee spit. Thank you

[cweb]

I think it's going to be this second one from the looks of this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/connie-willis/

Found her book...
http://www.amazon.com/LOTTERY-Millions-Fantasy-Numbers-ebook/dp/B008CNLN1W/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1340128361&sr=1-2&keywords=lottery

This book is the original and successful WIN ANY LOTTERY! This could make you rich beyond your belief as it reveals how you could win any lottery... You will rediscover an old technique used in a new way designed to give you the best chance to hit the jackpot! The technique uses one of the many tools the military used under a top secret program called Project Stargate to find hostages, soldiers, weapons, mines, etc., however we will be using this method to pick winning numbers in hopes of winning money!

AKA "How to Remote View Lottery Numbers."

I hope she's a great host and does really well, but this isn't comforting.

[zeebo]

James Long has been on C2C before. He's a cracked-pot who liked to dress up in clerical garb, mumble Latin, and pretend he's a Catholic archbishop.  ....

So it's not the guy who dresses up like a wizard and tried to make his own unicorn?  I get my cosplayers mixed up.

[Jorch Einstein]

I'm surprised Jorch doesn't suggest we nuke west Africa in order to wipe out ebola.

[zeebo]

... He's having accountants next for their perspective on the Lochness monster.

I was hoping for an investment banker discussing Planet X.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was hoping for an investment banker discussing Planet X.

That was last week.

Maybe we should make up some game where we combine random professions with regular C2C topics and see if we can outperform George's prophecy regulars.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

That was last week.

Maybe we should make up some game where we combine random professions with regular C2C topics and see if we can outperform George's prophecy regulars.

We've got like 6 programmers on here. We could all get together and design a random generator. Then we will spend 6 months arguing about which computer language to write it in.

[nextgen.fm]

Ya know what piss me off?

Why doesn't George let people sign off at the end of the night like Art used to do?

Is it that hard for him to take a call right at the end, he just seems to want to wrap everything up and talks right up to the end BSing the guest saying "gee thanks again for such a great show, see you next time, let's do lunch..."

[Smoley]

We've got like 6 programmers on here. We could all get together and design a random generator. Then we will spend 6 months arguing about which computer language to write it in.

The language of choice will be Noory++.   A procedural programming language where the code inherits successful execution from an initial parent program and eventually devolves into a recursive mush of random output.

[aldousburbank]

Why doesn't George let people sign off at the end of the night like Art used to do?

Because he's a perfessional not a hamateur like Art.

[Mike.]

^Ha ha. Took my legally blind eyes a while to see that gn is a "perfessional" suck tard.