George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[wr250]

I`m glad George wasn`t on last night.Without the fog of suckage I was able to realize that Art leaving Coast isn`t killing Coast,hell,even the Suckmeister isn`t killing Coast.Coast is dying because of the advancement and proliferation of technology.With all the cellphones,far reaching telescopes and satellites etc. there is still no proof that aliens have ever been been to earth- much less here now. I find it uproariously funny that thirty years ago all the "true believers" were saying "With the advancement of technology we will prove the existence of UFO`s ". Be careful what you wish for-SETI is a bust.Noory aside, maybe we are the only intelligent life in the universe? George is not the CAUSE of Coast`s fade but he is the RESULT.Dumbed-down host for a dumbed-down audience that,despite any proof,wants to believe in fairytales.Twenty years from now the whole UFO-Alien-Space travel meme will only be used by authors,tv and movie FANTASY writers and not taken seriously.GNS

well think of it like this:

if you were monitoring another (far less technologically advanced than yourself) planet ,wouldnt you advance your stealth techniques as that planet developed more advanced technology? 

[Izintit?]

well think of it like this:

if you were monitoring another (far less technologically advanced than yourself) planet ,wouldnt you advance your stealth techniques as that planet developed more advanced technology?

Why?

[Lorne Malvo]

George is bringing in LMH after the half hour break.  He must be planning on splitting early tonight or going to the head for some extended "private time".

The only thing that can put me to sleep as fast as Snoory is a LMH segment.

[pyewacket]

I agree that advanced technology is adding to the demise of Coast. What excuse do any of these people have for not getting a picture/film of Bigfoot, UFOS, Mothman, etc. ?

I doubt we're the only intelligent life as an explanation of no contact from others. Why would an advanced life form contact us? If you make travel plans that take money, effort, and time- do you pick a backward place with dangerous residents for your visit?

[Crockett]

Whooping cough has now reached epidemic proportions in California.  http://www.cbsnews.com/news/whooping-cough-outbreak-reaches-epidemic-level-in-california/

Children suffer and die from this hideous disease.  Meanwhile, George Noory, MD preaches against vaccines. 

Coast to Coast AM: Spreading paranoia and stupidity on over 500 radio stations all over North America.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Coast to Coast AM: Spreading paranoia and stupidity on over 500 radio stations all over North America.

Thanks goodness no one listens to it

[wr250]

In the time of chimpanzees
noory was a monkey
toomeric in my veins
So I'm out to get  the tommy
With the extra hot pizza roles,
Spray-painting the vegetables
noory in the stalls with  pantyhose
Kill the headlights
And put it in neutral
escalator  flaming' with a loser
At the mic control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin T
tommy sleeps on a couple of couches,
noory Sleeps on the love seat
Someone keeps saying'
I'm insane to complain
About a bad show host
And a turkee stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a bad show host
And some carnivora on your sleeve
So shave your face
With some toomeric in the dark
Saving' all your food stamps
And burning' down the trailer park

[ShayP]

In the time of chimpanzees
noory was a monkey
toomeric in my veins
So I'm out to get  the tommy
With the extra hot pizza roles,
Spray-painting the vegetables
noory in the stalls with  pantyhose
Kill the headlights
And put it in neutral
escalator  flaming' with a loser
At the mic control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin T
tommy sleeps on a couple of couches,
noory Sleeps on the love seat
Someone keeps saying'
I'm insane to complain
About a bad show host
And a turkee stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a bad show host
And some carnivora on your sleeve
So shave your face
With some toomeric in the dark
Saving' all your food stamps
And burning' down the trailer park

Pretty darn funny! 

[FallenSeraph]

There's some pics here, I hope they spawn some great new Noory photoshops ....

http://www.1190kex.com/photos/main/george-noory-at-ufo-fest-2014-390876/22598586/#/0/22598586

These pictures look like they're from a People of Walmart convention. Poor George. I don't think he got any steamy convention sex that night.

I'm 30 pages behind on this thread. What's going on with the Ouija Board thing? Did he decide to do it? We've got Clyde Lewis on Ground Zero getting people all riled up with live recordings of pre-Christian full-moon/Friday the 13th pentagram rituals (did anyone catch that last night?) and hours of watching the Nickel-the-Possessed-Demon-Doll cam. George's producers are probably running around in a panic yelling, "WE NEED A CREEPY GIMMICK, STAT!"

The other night a woman called Clyde and thanked him for being "nothing like George Noory." I laughed. So did Clyde.

I haven't listened to C2C in a while. I would rather risk brain cancer by listening to podcasts on my iPhone while I fall asleep. Tuned in briefly during the Coral Castle thing and got irritated because George kept asking questions that were way off the story's timeline and throwing off the momentum. Like, the guest would be talking about why the Coral Castle guy started building it in the first place and George would interrupt and say, "So when did [the guy] die?" and I would scream and throw my radio across the room, as usual. C'MON, GEORGE! LISTEN TO THE DAMN STORY AND ASK LOGICAL QUESTIONS!

Got a message from George here saying he doesn't come to this forum much anymore. Can't say I blame him. Poor George. 

[imagine]

He really needs to learn how to comb that little poufy hairpiece on the top of his head.

[pyewacket]

I caught a bit of the ritual on Clyde's show- meh- it didn't do anything for me. Some of it sounded a little like an old Gregorian chant. I'm unconvinced that this would summon all powerful angels. He annoyed my cats- so I shut him off. Clyde described he guy as a Negan (sp?) - all I could think about was how much I can't wait for the next season of Walking Dead. It's the name of a spectacularly nasty character. 

[ItsOver]

These pictures look like they're from a People of Walmart convention. Poor George. I don't think he got any steamy convention sex that night.

I'm 30 pages behind on this thread. What's going on with the Ouija Board thing? Did he decide to do it? We've got Clyde Lewis on Ground Zero getting people all riled up with live recordings of pre-Christian full-moon/Friday the 13th pentagram rituals (did anyone catch that last night?) and hours of watching the Nickel-the-Possessed-Demon-Doll cam. George's producers are probably running around in a panic yelling, "WE NEED A CREEPY GIMMICK, STAT!"

The other night a woman called Clyde and thanked him for being "nothing like George Noory." I laughed. So did Clyde.

I haven't listened to C2C in a while. I would rather risk brain cancer by listening to podcasts on my iPhone while I fall asleep. Tuned in briefly during the Coral Castle thing and got irritated because George kept asking questions that were way off the story's timeline and throwing off the momentum. Like, the guest would be talking about why the Coral Castle guy started building it in the first place and George would interrupt and say, "So when did [the guy] die?" and I would scream and throw my radio across the room, as usual. C'MON, GEORGE! LISTEN TO THE DAMN STORY AND ASK LOGICAL QUESTIONS!

Got a message from George here saying he doesn't come to this forum much anymore. Can't say I blame him. Poor George.

I caught the Clyde ritual-thing last night.  Most of it seemed to be pretty darn close to dead air, which, of course, is always better than Noory.  I was surprised Clyde would allow so much down-time since that's usually a radio no-no.  Poor Clyde seems to be wresting with his  health again, although he told a concerned caller the cancer had not returned.

He had a pretty decent show this week that dealt with Area 51, Operation Paper Clip, UFOs, stealth technology, among other things.  At least the guy is trying but I do lose interest when he goes off on his meme, New Age, ritual-type stuff.  I guess it's the local culture.

I'm still basically holding-out for Art's promised return next year.  It just blows my mind how feeble the current nightly radio shows are by comparison to the C2C days with Art, when the best one can hope for is something just above mind-numbing mediocrity.

[FallenSeraph]

I caught the Clyde ritual-thing last night.  Most of it seemed to be pretty darn close to dead air, which, of course, is always better than Noory.  I was surprised Clyde would allow so much down-time since that's usually a radio no-no.  Poor Clyde seems to be wresting with his  health again, although he told a concerned caller the cancer had not returned.

He caught hell for it from the fundamentalists over on his FB page. They were shocked and horrified. I tried to break up the melee by posting a witty Clown Motel pic, but it failed to entertain anyone. But any guy who can do a four-hour show on scary clowns and a doll that moves around in a chair by itself and keep me entertained wins ... until he starts passionately crying about something. Then I have to laugh at him fondly.

And yeah, I guess poor Clyde was in the hospital again. I heard him tell that [slightly wacko] caller ["But ... but ... I don't have a candle!" she wailed] that he was still in recovery and went in for some tests. I hope he's OK.

Now that I'm caught up ... the next time you guys play a George drinking game, don't forget to do a shot every time he takes a caller's name and uses the LONG version of it. "Next up, Rob from Memphis. ROBERT, what's your question? And next we have Sue from San Diego. SUSAN, how are yewww?"

[FallenSeraph]

LMAO what is the deal with all the baby pictures? I can just hear Jorch thinking, "Could I please just get ONE chesty blonde up in here???"

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[b_dubb]

LMAO what is the deal with all the baby pictures? I can just hear Jorch thinking, "Could I please just get ONE chesty blonde up in here???"

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Those kids will have a bright future scrubbing toilets

[Catsmile]

Those kids will have a bright future scrubbing toilets

Dude, you harshed my harsh.
I was thinking, "Those kids are gonna have a bright future."
Then I thought, "Stop thinking such shit. Maybe not."
SCROLL...
SCROLL...
b_dubb reaffirms my first thought.
FUUUUUUUUU!!


I'm such an ass, sometimes. (hangs head in shame)

[b_dubb]

If dad thinks Noory and Friedman are celebrity for photo ops then he'll have this kids filled with New Age bs before they start kindergarten. And much toilet scrubbing did ensue.

[Catsmile]

If dad thinks Noory and Friedman are celebrity for photo ops then he'll have this kids filled with New Age bs before they start kindergarten. And much toilet scrubbing did ensue.

Agreed.
I was just trying not to be such a Debbie Downer in my own headspace.
Then boom! Welp that lasted one second.
It's all good, mon!

[laserjock]

If I have a baby, it will be named GNS.  He will grow up proud and strong.  Ok, maybe I won't do this, but GNS anyways...

[Catsmile]

If I have a baby, it will be named GNS.  He will grow up proud and strong.  Ok, maybe I won't do this, but GNS anyways...

If you do, it will turn out to be a mean baby.

[laserjock]

The fact is Obama has gotten a free ride from the media for 6+ years. This has been the most transparently corrupt administration in the history of the U.S. constantly going against the will of the people. Since Abby likes to quote conservatives I`ll give her/him another Cint Eastwood quote that Obama never learned in all his days since being a " community organizer"-A man has got to know his limitations. GNS

Bullshit, free ride from the media?  What the hell people, this is not the politics forum.  The media includes Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, all of Faux news, more than half the network news people, Alex Jones, George Noory, Dozens of other radio nut jobs, and you say a free pass in the media?  Most corrupt in the history of the USA?  You know to study US history, dude, you are clueless.  It shows in your inability to type properly.  After a sentence a period goes, then TWO spaces.  You put spaces in bizarre places.  Keep on pulling crazy B.S. out of your ass, it shows.

People, unless you want me to invite a bunch of liberals to come here and deluge this forum with stuff that includes facts and data that will upset you, I suggest ceasing the politics right now.  I come here to get away from the Faux news mentality.  Spare us of this crap.

Mind you, I don't like any recent president we've had, but they only do what is possible, the real problem is you people, the voters.  The American people are ignorant oafs that lack enough sense to put good people in office and support policies that could have saved the nation.  For instance, the Waxahachie project got killed, I was going to school so I could work there.  So what happened?  The America voter killed the project.  Don't even know what it was?  Look at CERN, they've got one in Switzerland/France thanks to us.  As long as Americans are too idiotic to support science (I am a former research technologist who is a result of lack of government funding), we'll keep getting zeroes.  Obama tried to reform Wall Street creating an agency and a czar to reform the credit default swap debacle, and what did the republican controlled congress do?  What they do best for a decade now: obstruct anything that could save our country.

So shut the fuck up people and take your politics where it should go, this is GNS and I don't want to hear your diatribes.

[Catsmile]

Bullshit, free ride from the media?  What the hell people, this is not the politics forum.  The media includes Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, all of Faux news, more than half the network news people, Alex Jones, George Noory, Dozens of other radio nut jobs,

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So shut the fuck up people and take your politics where it should go, this is GNS and I don't want to hear your diatribes.

Aaannd...GO!

[PB the Deplorable]

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  Uncle Suck Wants Yew

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Bullshit, free ride from the media?  What the hell people, this is not the politics forum.  The media includes Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, all of Faux news, more than half the network news people, Alex Jones, George Noory, Dozens of other radio nut jobs, and you say a free pass in the media?  Most corrupt in the history of the USA?  You know to study US history, dude, you are clueless.  It shows in your inability to type properly.  After a sentence a period goes, then TWO spaces.  You put spaces in bizarre places.  Keep on pulling crazy B.S. out of your ass, it shows.

People, unless you want me to invite a bunch of liberals to come here and deluge this forum with stuff that includes facts and data that will upset you, I suggest ceasing the politics right now.  I come here to get away from the Faux news mentality.  Spare us of this crap.

Mind you, I don't like any recent president we've had, but they only do what is possible, the real problem is you people, the voters.  The American people are ignorant oafs that lack enough sense to put good people in office and support policies that could have saved the nation.  For instance, the Waxahachie project got killed, I was going to school so I could work there.  So what happened?  The America voter killed the project.  Don't even know what it was?  Look at CERN, they've got one in Switzerland/France thanks to us.  As long as Americans are too idiotic to support science (I am a former research technologist who is a result of lack of government funding), we'll keep getting zeroes.  Obama tried to reform Wall Street creating an agency and a czar to reform the credit default swap debacle, and what did the republican controlled congress do?  What they do best for a decade now: obstruct anything that could save our country.

So shut the fuck up people and take your politics where it should go, this is GNS and I don't want to hear your diatribes.

I gave you a standing ovation in real life for this post.

[FallenSeraph]

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"That's C-A-R-N-I-...."

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Later they'll get together at the hotel bar for a couple of Shirley Temples before they hit the hot tub.

[michio]

One of the things I really despise about Noory is how he always likes to finish a guest's thought with a nonsensical conclusionary remark to move into the break.

He is fearful of dead air so he fills that air time with random, nonsensical thoughts. In the broadcasting business, what he's doing is known as a 'useless brain fart.' It's one of sNoory's few real talents. But you can't deny that he's one of the best at it.

[FallenSeraph]

And finally, a candidate for the Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers website.

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[zeebo]

...there is still no proof that aliens have ever been been to earth- much less here now. ...

A-ha ... classic disinformation ... obvious proof that everything on c2c is iron-clad fact.

[zeebo]

...George kept asking questions that were way off the story's timeline and throwing off the momentum. Like, the guest would be talking about why the Coral Castle guy started building it in the first place and George would interrupt and say, "So when did [the guy] die?"

He did that on some other interview recently, which I've mostly blanked out since.  The guest started to explain the history of the cosmos or something like that, and George must have panicked and went right to one of his classic generic go-to questions:  "So where's all this going?"  Dude, it's the history of the universe, there's alot of ground to cover before resorting to that.

[zeebo]

... the next time you guys play a George drinking game, don't forget to do a shot every time he takes a caller's name and uses the LONG version of it. "Next up, Rob from Memphis. ROBERT, what's your question? And next we have Sue from San Diego. SUSAN, how are yewww?"

Good one!  Maybe expand it to two shots if the nickname ends in "y", like Jim->Jimmy, Peg->Peggy, etc.  For some reason those annoy me most, maybe since it sounds all wannabe show-biz or something.