George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[FallenSeraph]

Those comments she made about Native Americans was just her goofy attempt at political correctness.It was stupid but hardly malicious.It doesn`t approach the slander of calling someone a pedophile.

I did not call her a paedophile, and you will have to explain where political correctness comes into her benighted comments, or what they had to do with the questions she had been asked.

I'll take that slander rap. I called her creepy for following teen boys around the globe on multiple occasions. Watch her obsessive YouTube videos about them. If it were a grown man following young teen girls around, making YouTube videos about it and going on and on about them on his FB page, no one would hesitate to put a label on it.

I too was horrified and saddened at her answer to the guy with mother who had committed suicide. She shouldn't be painting rainbows on people's pain.

I think that woman is damaged, I think she takes advantage of people in pain, the "Donate" button on her website angers me, and as for the people fawning all over her and talking about hanging out with their own angels over on her FB page, all I can say is I at least hope they're finding some kind of peace and solace in all this as she's laughing all the way to the bank. Or Korea.

[FallenSeraph]

The Bigfoot guys delighted me last night. As did the "Bicycle Boys" caller. I got sad when the lady asked George when he was going to play that "guy late for work because of little old ladies beating up a guy with their umbrellas" schtick again and George replied, "In a few months," and she thanked him. Aw, George, seriously? Would it have killed you to play the damn thing for her?

George needs to get over his road rage issues. Obviously something traumatic happened to him with a road rager.

The guy who requested UFO Phil deserves to be bitch-slapped. Hard.

[yumyumtree]

Road rage is one of George's pet subjects. It makes me wonder what kind of driver he is.

I think I turned the radio off when a fawning caller told George he was one of the radio greats, and George acknowledged that he wasn't as great as Rush Limbaugh or Art Bell or something. Those kind of blandishments are normal on talk radio, I guess. I don't do it because I'm usually calling local hosts and want to get to the point without wasting a lot of time gushing. But on some shows you get the sense that call screeners work with these type of callers( the guy who likes UFO Phil too) to get them on the air. Some hosts egos need constant nourishment.

Challenge a guest? Dream on. The last time I heard George challenge anybody was when Pastor Lindsey Williams said Obama was a Muslim.

I agree that pedophile is too strong language to use casually. I guess we have to settle for creepy, disturbing or age-inappropriate.

[pyewacket]

I too was horrified and saddened at her answer to the guy with mother who had committed suicide. She shouldn't be painting rainbows on people's pain.

She reminded me of those certain types of Christian who say, "God never gives you more than you can handle." Tell that to a child who is abused in the worst ways and often killed or damaged for life. Or someone driven to suicide. The fact that they ended up dying or damaged proves that it was way more than they could handle. Yet, these "wise" folks continue to roll their eyes heavenward and piously repeat this mockery of human suffering. It's as if they can transform suffering into a gift from the divine with this odious incantation.

The new agers are no different. They just spin it their own way.

[zeebo]

...Why would anybody spend money on a new L.A. studio for George?  What plans do they have for their little sock puppet?  What's "beyond" about those tangerines?  Was I high, or did George spend an inordinate amount of time talking about his upcoming "events"?  How many avatars is Seraphim gonna go through?  Why would anybody request more of that stupid ufo phil song?  What did George mean when he said the weekend host "do their own little thing"?  Is staying awake and attempting to conduct a better than half ass interview a "little thing"?  Did George really know what that nuclear fusion call was all about, or can stringing together meaningless gibberish with just the right intonation get him through anything?  And what excactly was all that about the Norwegians?

Where is the research foundation looking into these great questions of our time?  We need to know the truth!

[zeebo]

Yeah, that ol` boy was seriously countrified.

You know you live in the country when you have to walk a few miles to take a bath, and that bath is really a pond in the woods, and Bigfoot is leaving you frogs there as a present.

[yumyumtree]

She reminded me of those certain types of Christian who say, "God never gives you more than you can handle." Tell that to a child who is abused in the worst ways and often killed or damaged for life. Or someone driven to suicide. The fact that they ended up dying or damaged proves that it was way more than they could handle. Yet, these "wise" folks continue to roll their eyes heavenward and piously repeat this mockery of human suffering. It's as if they can transform suffering into a gift from the divine with this odious incantation.

The new agers are no different. They just spin it their own way.

"People create their own reality" is generally how it's spun.

[onan]

"People create their own reality" is generally how it's spun.

Or, the universe gives you what you ask for.

I always want to respond with... Now I know who is telling me to punch you.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

You know you live in the country when you have to walk a few miles to take a bath, and that bath is really a pond in the woods, and Bigfoot is leaving you frogs there as a present.

I think he also said that Bigfoot would tear up squirrels and leave their carcasses around to show he was displeased.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Or, the universe gives you what you ask for.

I always want to respond with... Now I know who is telling me to punch you.

"Whenever I take my walks abroad,
  what bloody fools I see;
and the justice of the universe is,
  they think the same of me."

Japanese Folk Song.  606 AD.

[aldousburbank]

"People create their own reality" is generally how it's spun.

That is so stupid. Everyone knows that reality creates its own people.

[ItsOver]

Jorch would love to have a "The Rest of The World Sucks!" thread.  Too bad he's just too busy with all that show prep to keep it going.

[pyewacket]

"People create their own reality" is generally how it's spun.

I get it that faith in god is really comforting for some and I wouldn't take that away from anyone. I mentioned the phrase as an example of a jingoistic response to suffering. Who would ever wish for such pain and knowingly invite it into their life?

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?

Epicurus (c. 341 - c. 270 BC)   

[onan]

I get it that faith in god is really comforting for some and I wouldn't take that away from anyone. I mentioned the phrase as an example of a jingoistic response to suffering. Who would ever wish for such pain and knowingly invite it into their life?

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?

Epicurus (c. 341 - c. 270 BC)   

Immortal goals within mortal bodies... engenders conflict within any rational mind. Some can accept that, others need a god.

[norrykilledc2c]

Immortal goals within mortal bodies... engenders conflict within any rational mind. Some can accept that, others need a god.

^^^ That is a brilliant statement.

Separate topic: Does anyone remember the two shroomers from a few years back who said they can teach people how to see elves and fairys and nymphs and...  They should go on tour with the angel lady and call it "Telling people what they want to hear" aka "Selling people what they want to hear".

[yumyumtree]

Were these people Coast to Coast guests?

[UFQuack]

Road rage is one of George's pet subjects. It makes me wonder what kind of driver he is.

Oh, that's an easy one: Inattentive. He probably drives slower than speed limit just to compensate for it.

And then there's the shows when he gets on the other kick: "People are acting really strange lately...driving past red lights...into the intersection without looking...what is going on?!...do you think its weird...etc etc"

[zeebo]

Guest host Rob Simone recounts overhearing George's "standup" at a recent ufo conference, saying how impressed he is that George could make people laugh for an hour with nothing but a microphone.  Why so impressed, he's been doing it for years.

[paladin1991]

It is often times sooo difficult to listen to an episode with Georgie boy.  Stand up?  Somebody, anybody, pls let me suck on the business end of your pistol.  I just could not bear it.

[FallenSeraph]

"When your skin is itching! When you're miserable and uncomfortable in your own skin! You need to get Tri-Calm! That's C-A-R-N-I . . . ."

Damn him for that commercial. Damn him to hell. It's impossible for me to listen to it without scratching something. 

[yumyumtree]

You do know that Michael Savage, Mark Levin and other hosts are doing the itch commercials? The company must be doing a radio blitz like ancestry.com did.

[MikeJ]

You do know that Michael Savage, Mark Levin and other hosts are doing the itch commercials? The company must be doing a radio blitz like ancestry.com did.

Thanks for the info. With such illustrious sponsors I know which itch cream to avoid like the plague. 

[norrykilledc2c]

Were these people Coast to Coast guests?

Yes. Found it!
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2010/01/22

The two men also discussed the difficulty in seeing Nature Spirits. Valentine explained they are made of a very light material called 'etheric matter' that is almost transparent to the human eye. Initially, it took years for us to develop a way to see them, von Lahr said. Now, we teach people to use their eyes differently and they can usually see Nature Spirits within 40 minutes to an hour, remarking that most will only see outlines at first. With practice, however, these creatures can be seen in bright color and form, Valentine added.

[PerfectTommy]

Guest host Rob Simone recounts overhearing George's "standup" at a recent ufo conference, saying how impressed he is that George could make people laugh for an hour with nothing but a microphone.  Why so impressed, he's been doing it for years.

Sometimes, George even makes people weep.

[ItsOver]

Guest host Rob Simone recounts overhearing George's "standup" at a recent ufo conference, saying how impressed he is that George could make people laugh for an hour with nothing but a microphone.  Why so impressed, he's been doing it for years.

Hahaha.  Maybe Jorch was doing his Elvis karaoke routine at the UFO conference. 

[Nebraska888]

Hahaha.  Maybe Jorch was doing his Elvis karaoke routine at the UFO conference.

Love it!  Noory is such an embarrassment.   

[wr250]

Hahaha.  Maybe Jorch was doing his Elvis karaoke routine at the UFO conference.

did he use the 3x5 cards?

[VtaGeezer]

Guest host Rob Simone recounts overhearing George's "standup" at a recent ufo conference, saying how impressed he is...

Noory must be a real sucker for flattery, and brown-nosing comes so naturally to Simone.

[wr250]

Noory must be a real sucker for flattery and brown-nosing comes so naturally to Simone.

just keep the turkee and toomeric coming and he is your best friend

[b_dubb]

And why are you guys still listening this month? Just wondering. Is it masochism? Sick curiosity? Chained to a pipe in Noory's basement?