George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HorrorRetro]

I used to have one of the Golden Turkey books he wrote with his brother.

He's an OK movie reviewer. I think I like Robert Horton of the Everett Herald a bit better.

I'm another Medved listener.  I used to love him, but he irks me lately. Back in the mid-'90's his wife invited us to Shabbat dinner at their house, but we were not able to make it.

[Izintit?]

 Did Chantal tell you all about how Azaziel is verrry serious and doesn`t like it when Michael inconsiderately pours ranch dressing over ALL the chicken wings?How about that prankster Uriel and the time he pulled the angelchair from under Gabriel? Wha? She didn`t? Wellll,You can read about these and other true angel stories in my upcoming book "Angel in My Pocketbook"! Special discount for Coast listeners.

[Nebraska888]

That guest was so full of Angel poo......I had to shut it off.   

[paladin1991]

As far as hell is concerned, yes it is real. However, contrary to popular teachings, it's not permanent. People stuck in that place still have a shot at salvation--a last chance.

Scripture quotation, please.

[yumyumtree]

I'm another Medved listener.  I used to love him, but he irks me lately. Back in the mid-'90's his wife invited us to Shabbat dinner at their house, but we were not able to make it.

I'm impressed. You must be in Los Angeles. I have talked to him a time or two as a caller on the show, that's about it.

[yumyumtree]

Yes, I didnt read the 4 or 5 star reviews of Lysettes books on amazon. I wanted to go right for the dirt and read the 1-star, but they weren't that interesting. Amazon reviews can really be priceless. I remember one reviewer from Bainbridge Island WA put the book Underworld by Don DeLillo in its place, which was refreshing since I couldn't get into it and critics were rhapsodizing about it. On the other hand, some readers use reviews to talk about shipping problems or something. I'm pretty sure there's another place on amazon for that.

Another heads up, I heard a new ad for some kind of tangerine product on C to C that takes you to the site of a guy named Joel Wallach. I will go out on a limb here and say he's the mayor of quack city. There's a big picture of George on his site. He's a colloidal minerals guy and allegedly a naturopath and veterinarian.  He wrote a book called "Dead Doctors Dont Lie". I wouldn't be surprised if he turns up as a guest some night. One quack site operator ran the numbers on his claim to have done thousands autopsies. First as be said, naturopaths and veterinarians are t allowed to do autopsies. Animal autopsies are called necropsies and Ive seen one or two. But he would have had to have done so many a day so many days a week for so many years and basically wouldn't have had time to do anything else.

[zeebo]

,,,Whatever. She's doing better than I am. Sometimes I wish I were morally corrupt. So many people out there dying to eat this stuff up. ...

Seraphim let's do a Wayne Dyer / Chantel mash-up, something like "The Power of Intention is Awesome (Azrael Told Me This Over Chicken Wings)."

[NoMoreNoory]

BS upon BS last night! The less said about the Angel Cat Lady scheister, the better. She managed to reduce the angelic realm to an episode of The Sopranos.'Heyyy, Mikey! Grab a beer and some of those hot wings: game's about to start.'

I was once at a convention at which I saw a vendor selling a book titled 'The USS Enterprise: The Owner's Manual'. And people buying it. This came to mind listening to this pile of horse dung. It was another visit to Joorch's Sunday School class. The Bible story - the whole ludicrous notion of the ark as an actual historical event - was just given a free pass, without proper questioning or examination. As an exercise in comparative religion/mythology, it could have been interesting, but this just sucked. In the hands of Knapp or Punnett, possibly not. Noory has laid waste to a succession of good guests this week. The Steinbeck guy screamed for a full show with Knapp: Joorch's interview jumped the shark before the first break when he asked if he'd come across any evidence to support the theory that the CIA recruited Elvis. And now Noory is going to do the same to one of my favourite Knapp guests, Dave Paulides. Depressing.

Last night was worth it just to catch this Klashikk Nooryism:

'Let me tell you, regardless of size, that's pretty big.'

[HorrorReporter]

I saw a photo of George yesterday. I picture this all of the time now.
Everywhere.
All the time.

I see Noory all the time.

[FallenSeraph]

Seraphim let's do a Wayne Dyer / Chantel mash-up, something like "The Power of Intention is Awesome (Azrael Told Me This Over Chicken Wings)."

"Place Your Heavenly Order: Manifesting Angels with Appetizers!"

[ItsOver]

I saw a photo of George yesterday. I picture this all of the time now.
Everywhere.
All the time.

I see Noory all the time.

Where's a good exorcist when you need one?

[HorrorRetro]

I'm impressed. You must be in Los Angeles. I have talked to him a time or two as a caller on the show, that's about it.

No, I'm in the Seattle area.  Michael has lived on Mercer Island here since the mid-'90s.

[coaster]

Guest Chantel Lysette has informed us that the archangel Michael likes the super bowl and hotwings.

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[NORGEGORY]

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Possible captions:

"Is it me, or is my makeover crumbling?"

"Gawd, I know I look like Tom Cruise in Minority Report after he injected himself with that stuff, but I haven't slept with a woman in so long and I think I'm getting a woody."

"I sure could use a Tic Tac right now..."

"I'm really happy that we've been so successful turning Art's old show into a quasi-forum for alternative health.  Being a hypochondriac myself, I'm obsessed about homeopathic cures.  A stupid, greedy dolt like me wants to live as long as possible.  Have you ever tried Turmeric as a sex aid?"

[qaddisin]

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"I'm having an adverse reaction to the Botox. Wanna see? I've brought my flashlight."

[VtaGeezer]

There's a big picture of George on his site. He's a colloidal minerals guy and allegedly a naturopath and veterinarian. 

Pity the poor animal whose owners take them to naturopath "vets".  They can't say "Get me the f**k away from this quack and take me to a real vet".  I once had a naturopath "doctor" for a neighbor who was also a vegan and peddled natural supplements; he dropped dead from a coronary at 55.

[ItsOver]

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Possible captions:

"Is it me, or is my makeover crumbling?"

"Gawd, I know I look like Tom Cruise in Minority Report after he injected himself with that stuff, but I haven't slept with a woman in so long and I think I'm getting a woody."

"I sure could use a Tic Tac right now..."

"I'm really happy that we've been so successful turning Art's old show into a quasi-forum for alternative health.  Being a hypochondriac myself, I'm obsessed about homeopathic cures.  A stupid, greedy dolt like me wants to live as long as possible.  Have you ever tried Turmeric as a sex aid?"

He forgot his chin strap again.  The vast power of his suckage must keep the rug on his head.

[Izintit?]

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Possible captions:

"Is it me, or is my makeover crumbling?"

"Gawd, I know I look like Tom Cruise in Minority Report after he injected himself with that stuff, but I haven't slept with a woman in so long and I think I'm getting a woody."

"I sure could use a Tic Tac right now..."

"I'm really happy that we've been so successful turning Art's old show into a quasi-forum for alternative health.  Being a hypochondriac myself, I'm obsessed about homeopathic cures.  A stupid, greedy dolt like me wants to live as long as possible.  Have you ever tried Turmeric as a sex aid?"

"No I wasn`t near your skirt! I was just tying my shoe and my phone started vibrating!

[yumyumtree]

How about a mash up of Chantal Lysette and Richard Alan Miller, the Schroedinger's catbox guy? He was on with John B. Wells about 2 weeks before Wells left the show.

[FallenSeraph]

You know, seriously, if you think about it, George had a grown woman who follows a teenage boy band around the world on his show last night.

If you watch that YouTube video on The Angel Whisperer's website and listen to her talk about the extent to which she obsesses over that Korean boy band -- calling herself their super fan, etc. And she even gave a shoutout to two of them at the end of the show last night. This is a grown woman fantasizing about hanging around with young boys.

It's just unbelievable - the COMPLETE LACK OF SCREENING of some of these guests. It's official -- C2C will have ANYONE on the show: pedophiles, quacks, complete frauds, you name it.

Why don't they change the name to THE GEORGE NOORY SHOW and leave a shred of the dignity Art gave it intact? It makes me so mad, I can't even TYPE SO GOOD RIGHT NOW.

[NORGEGORY]

How about a mash up of Chantal Lysette and Richard Alan Miller, the Schroedinger's catbox guy? He was on with John B. Wells about 2 weeks before Wells left the show.

You mean was summarily dismissed, i.e., got fired by TPTB.

[No Name Storm]

If george noory is a hemorrhoid, then the hosts of the gabcast really do SUCK.

What are you doing here, Amy, and for God's sake, how old are you? Are you allowed here? LOL.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Shame on you, George. Your Angel Lady should be in jail for fraud. I could only take 25 minutes of her bullshit last night before I turned it off. Do you know what kind of pitiful people buy angel readings? YOU don't have to work for a living, but some of your listeners who scrub toilets at night set aside a portion of their meager wages to buy "readings". These sad people are willing to pay someone to tell them pretty things and that their lives are going to get better - whether or not it's true. It is not ok to take advantage of stupid people, even though they deserve it. I think it was California that recently did a study about where their EBT cards are being used. It turned out that a lot of money was going to psychics and other "readers. Have you no conscience?

So C2C is moving away from the paranormal. Even guests who have weird or repulsive jobs, or people who have survived terrible disasters would be much more interesting and much less harmful than the garbage you had last night. But then you would have to put a little effort into the show, which you won't do. The Ark guest kept falling back too much on "the Bible says..." but at least his stories about people who SEARCHED for the Ark were somewhat interesting. 

[No Name Storm]

You know, seriously, if you think about it, George had a grown woman who follows a teenage boy band around the world on his show last night.

If you watch that YouTube video on The Angel Whisperer's website and listen to her talk about the extent to which she obsesses over that Korean boy band -- calling herself their super fan, etc. And she even gave a shoutout to two of them at the end of the show last night. This is a grown woman fantasizing about hanging around with young boys.

It's just unbelievable - the COMPLETE LACK OF SCREENING of some of these guests. It's official -- C2C will have ANYONE on the show: pedophiles, quacks, complete frauds, you name it.

Why don't they change the name to THE GEORGE NOORY SHOW and leave a shred of the dignity Art gave it intact? It makes me so mad, I can't even TYPE SO GOOD RIGHT NOW.

OMG....Seraphim, I've been thinking the same thing. I really do think the time has come to lay the name Coast to Coast AM to rest. Give it a proper burial and reset with The New George Noory Show. Really. It should be done. It is abuse to continue this crime called C2C.

[NoMoreNoory]

I posted earlier that the less said about the Angel Lady the better. I take that back. The more said the better. While finishing dinner preparations, I put the last stages of last night's 'show' on and was stopped dead in my tracks by one of the more appalling utterances I have ever heard.
A caller cited his mother - suicide because death was preferable to the pain she was suffering - and people trafficked into a life of slavery, sexual and otherwise. Where are the angels for these people? the caller asked.
Of course, Chantal Lysette was ready. She's covered this in her books. I waited to hear what platitudes she'd come up with. I was not prepared for what followed. Her answer related to Native Americans. Before this country was, in her words, 'run over', the angels took all the Native Americans aside before they were born and explained to them - and again I quote - 'what they were letting themselves in for'. They were told it wasn't going to be pleasant, and it was going to be bloody. So that's OK. America off the hook because the angels gave full disclosure to the Indians, on behalf of the white man's god, as to what was coming.
I trust that between wings and football, the angels managed to have the same conversation with Jews born into the generations facing the Holocaust, the victims of Rwanda, Darfur, Syria et al.
You let the bible-bashers and the God-squadders have free rein on C2C and this is where you end up. Absolute certainty riding rough shod over human pain and suffering. She didn't even address the caller's question directly, and of course, Noory had hung up on him during her response. I had the impression even he was shocked by what he'd heard, but of course it went unquestioned and unchallenged because he is too much of a coward and an intellectual pigmy to do it.
My blood was boiling along with the pans.
Her paedophilic sign off to the Korean boy band members just set the seal on it. No harmless cat lady this.

[Izintit?]

I posted earlier that the less said about the Angel Lady the better. I take that back. The more said the better. While finishing dinner preparations, I put the last stages of last night's 'show' on and was stopped dead in my tracks by one of the more appalling utterances I have ever heard.
A caller cited his mother - suicide because death was preferable to the pain she was suffering - and people trafficked into a life of slavery, sexual and otherwise. Where are the angels for these people? the caller asked.
Of course, Chantal Lysette was ready. She's covered this in her books. I waited to hear what platitudes she'd come up with. I was not prepared for what followed. Her answer related to Native Americans. Before this country was, in her words, 'run over', the angels took all the Native Americans aside before they were born and explained to them - and again I quote - 'what they were letting themselves in for'. They were told it wasn't going to be pleasant, and it was going to be bloody. So that's OK. America off the hook because the angels gave full disclosure to the Indians, on behalf of the white man's god, as to what was coming.
I trust that between wings and football, the angels managed to have the same conversation with Jews born into the generations facing the Holocaust, the victims of Rwanda, Darfur, Syria et al.
You let the bible-bashers and the God-squadders have free rein on C2C and this is where you end up. Absolute certainty riding rough shod over human pain and suffering. She didn't even address the caller's question directly, and of course, Noory had hung up on him during her response. I had the impression even he was shocked by what he'd heard, but of course it went unquestioned and unchallenged because he is too much of a coward and an intellectual pigmy to do it.
My blood was boiling along with the pans.
Her paedophilic sign off to the Korean boy band members just set the seal on it. No harmless cat lady this.

Those comments she made about Native Americans was just her goofy attempt at political correctness.It was stupid but hardly malicious.It doesn`t approach the slander of calling someone a pedophile.

[zeebo]

How about a mash up of Chantal Lysette and Richard Alan Miller, the Schroedinger's catbox guy? He was on with John B. Wells about 2 weeks before Wells left the show.

Haha yes, that dude was a kick.  He had so many wild quotes I was furiously trying to jot them down for posterity on the JBW thread.  You could just ask him some non-specific question about metaphysics or gov't agencies or sustainable farming and let him ramble for a few hours and you'd have your book right there.  Someone's got to have that guy back on, his odd nasal laugh notwithstanding.

[NoMoreNoory]

  Those comments she made about Native Americans was just her goofy attempt at political correctness.It was stupid but hardly malicious.It doesn`t approach the slander of calling someone a pedophile.

I did not call her a paedophile, and you will have to explain where political correctness comes into her benighted comments, or what they had to do with the questions she had been asked.

[VtaGeezer]

I had the impression even he was shocked by what he'd heard, but of course it went unquestioned and unchallenged because he is too much of a coward and an intellectual pigmy to do it.
My blood was boiling along with the pans.

I didn't listen.  I don't very often anymore. Sounds like last night was what's become the norm on C2C. Mawkish George has become little more than a pimp for New Age con artists out to milk the pathetic.  Noory would front for the Devil so long as the check was good.

[Mels-hole1984]

In Dave's own words..."A little bit later tonight, those open lines."  Yes George, we've been waiting on those open lines. We're still waiting for one of those "classhich shows" you've been promising us.