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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

11angeleyes11

Quote from: DocHolliday on March 02, 2014, 08:07:51 AM
Hahah

I like a forum who watches out for their own.  Reading the posts, he had one heck of a party. 


Quote from: b_dubb on March 02, 2014, 09:39:35 AM
http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/natural-medicine/home-remedies/natural-hangover-cures.htm

Its one of those click 7 different pages to get the answers.
In short:
1. Aspirin/Acetamenophin/Ibuprofen
2. water
3. tiger balm
4. soak in wasabi
5. mustard bath
6. rub your feet
7. a yoga pose that works with hangovers
8. drink wheatgrass drink at the end of the night

b_dubb

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on March 02, 2014, 09:49:16 AM
Its one of those click 7 different pages to get the answers.
In short:
1. Aspirin/Acetamenophin/Ibuprofen
2. water
3. tiger balm
4. soak in wasabi
5. mustard bath
6. rub your feet
7. a yoga pose that works with hangovers
8. drink wheatgrass drink at the end of the night
THEY FORGOT THE TURMERIC! THEY FORGOT THE TURMERIC!

ItsOver

Don't let Pate next to the radio tonight.  Supreme Suck Sunday with Snoory and the Submergers will have Pate blowing the final gasket.

FallenSeraph

Dr. Wayne Dyer is the guest tonight. He will handle any foolish questions with love, patience and serenity.

Nebraska888

Quote from: Seraphim27 on March 02, 2014, 11:53:12 AM
Dr. Wayne Dyer is the guest tonight. He will handle any foolish questions with love, patience and serenity.

Oh yes.......PEACE BE WITH US........ 8)

Nebraska888

Quote from: smithy on March 01, 2014, 02:25:58 PM
Old stuff but George is laughing all the way to the bank...

George Noory says:

“By renewing my deal with Premiere Networks, I’ll be around when astronauts land on Mars.  I want to thank Premiere and Clear Channel Media and Entertainment for having the confidence in me and our amazing team to take ‘Coast to Coast AM’ into the future.  I look forward to many more years of bringing riveting programs during the late-night hours to our millions of listeners around the world.”

”We had about 440 stations when I came in and we have grown to 573.”

”The show can be about conspiracies, alternative medicine, or the bizarre paranormal.  I try to do it based on what people will talk about the next morning.”


RIVETING.....RIVETING.........RIVETING.......RIVETING.....RIVETING........RIVETING.....RIVETING.... :o

wr250

Quote from: Seraphim27 on March 02, 2014, 11:53:12 AM
Dr. Wayne Dyer is the guest tonight. He will handle any foolish questions with love, patience and serenity.

isnt dyer the dude with a bigfoot in the freezer?  oh wait, this is the peace and love guy nm.


onan

Quote from: wr250 on March 02, 2014, 12:49:46 PM
isnt dyer the dude with a bigfoot in the freezer?  oh wait, this is the peace and love guy nm.

This is the guy that originally self published Your Erroneous Zones. Just enough pop psychology to argue why someone doesn't need help.

VtaGeezer

Quote from: pate on March 02, 2014, 12:46:08 AM
I think I am going to tune C2C down to a lower level so I can hear the sweet music from the other room better...
By all means, reduce your wattage.

aldousburbank

Quote from: onan on March 02, 2014, 02:01:14 PM
This is the guy that originally self published Your Erroneous Zones. Just enough pop psychology to argue why someone doesn't need help.
Something about your analysis has intrigued me. It's kind of like just enough sex to not need love, or just enough privilege to not need freedom.

onan

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 02, 2014, 03:24:51 PM
Something about your analysis has intrigued me. It's kind of like just enough sex to not need love, or just enough privilege to not need freedom.

I think you should follow those theorems until you have your answer.

Dateline

You know he divorced his wife and has had a heart attack.  Something in those zones just aint' flying right.

wr250

Strange Intruders
Date:   03-04-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   David Weatherly
Author, and paranormal investigator David Weatherly will discuss his 35 years of experience exploring the weird and unexplained, including his fascinating work on the Black Eyed Children phenomenon, and his new research on various entity encounters including the Djinn, UFOs, Shadow People, and other humanoids such as the Slenderman.


maybe he can explain Noorys brain eating mustache



DocHolliday

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on March 02, 2014, 09:35:41 AM
I like a forum who watches out for their own.  Reading the posts, he had one heck of a party.

I don't disagree with you at all, I just found it humorous having been one who has done something similar to pate myself.

Quote from: DocHolliday on March 02, 2014, 04:39:49 PM
I don't disagree with you at all, I just found it humorous having been one who has done something similar to pate myself.

Yes, but you didn't post a Styx video. That went too far. Did you see that guy in the blue jumpsuit?


zeebo

Quote from: onan on March 02, 2014, 02:01:14 PM
This is the guy that originally self published Your Erroneous Zones. Just enough pop psychology to argue why someone doesn't need help.

Yeah but he wrote like 30 books after that so I guess he thought we all needed just a little more help.  ::)


UFQuack

It's the night he likes to play Jorch Noory's Star Search...Emerging Artists...where are they emerging from? Noory's butt?

Tonight's show:

Wayne Dyer is going to manifest some serious denial. Wayne also reveals that it was his ego who had a heart attack and divorced his wife, in his mind he's still healthy and he's still married to his wife whether she's willing or not.

Plus a special experiment live on the air: Wayne uses his incredible mental powers of manifestation to sprout a single hair in the middle of his bald head. And a special follow-up, Wayne claims that by this time next year, he shall have a full head of hair.

Juan Cena

George just beat down a caller who called Eric Snowden a traitor.

George also called Snowden a hero. All the proof you need that George is a moron.


No Name Storm

Quote from: Juan Cena on March 02, 2014, 11:03:23 PM
George just beat down a caller who called Eric Snowden a traitor.

George also called Snowden a hero. All the proof you need that George is a moron.
Heroes don't flee their country and hit them from a safe distance....another country....Heroes stand and fight for justice in their own land.

He is a weasel-looking coward. As for Snooron, he is what I've said all along.....a right wing conservative puppet just like all of talk radio on Premiere and Clear Channel, etc. His caring is all fake. He is as heartless as all his crony conservatives and those with "GOPer" behind their name.

ZHero

Quote from: zeebo on March 02, 2014, 06:07:28 PM
Yeah but he wrote like 30 books after that so I guess he thought we all needed just a little more help.  ::)

I can't listen to this garbage anymore without the benefit of alcohol.  I'm gonna try a Darkness Radio podcast about the Wells Haunted House.
http://www.darknessradio.com/


FallenSeraph

I just woke up w/insomnia. My muscles are all twitchy. Turned on the radio and . . . WHAT THE F AM I LISTENING TO?

Being cured by the ghosts of physicians, giving homeless people bear hugs, exploding watches, eyes without pupils, the ocean as love soup.

It's like listening to a stoned person.

And . . . WE GET IT. You live on Maui. Stop rubbing it in.

Do a shot every time he mentions that he lives in Hawaii, kids. You'll be floating in the love soup in no time.

That said, I think Wayne Dyer is kind of sexy. He gets a Sexy-Person Bullsh*t Pass from me. The next time I'm in Hawaii, I'm gonna wander around looking like a homeless person and maybe he'll give me a hug.

zeebo

Jeez I cannot handle the way this guy name drops famous thinkers and writers etc and quotes them like he's friends with all them and he's the first one to discover their ideas and we all need him to interpret them and dispense them back to us as repackaged Dyer-approved self-help nuggets. 

FallenSeraph

Quote from: ZHero on March 02, 2014, 11:29:33 PM
I can't listen to this garbage anymore without the benefit of alcohol.  I'm gonna try a Darkness Radio podcast about the Wells Haunted House.
http://www.darknessradio.com/

I too am switching over to a Darkness Radio podcast.

Sorry Wayne. You do make my erroneous zones tingle though. Maybe I'll see you on an astral plane one of these nights. We'll bump energies in ecstasy and all that.  :-*

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