George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[popple]

NOOOOOOOO! That guy with the lung cancer. That was sad 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

NOOOOOOOO! That guy with the lung cancer. That was sad 

I was surprised Michio was able to handle that some advice (settle your personal stuff, don't get swindled by toomeric) and a "my book talks about nanotechnology that can fight cancer."

[UFQuack]

Kaku believes in godless transhumanism

[No Name Storm]

Yes, there are some amazing breakthroughs in cancer, but do you think the common, working man with regular insurance is going to afford it? No. Only the rich will get healed.

Wake up. We're dead and the Oligarchy is in place. We didn't even blink or notice.

[onan]

Yes, there are some amazing breakthroughs in cancer, but do you think the common, working man with regular insurance is going to afford it? No. Only the rich will get healed.

Wake up. We're dead and the Oligarchy is in place. We didn't even blink or notice.

Only the rich deserve to live.

[wr250]

Did Kaku just endorse Freudian psychology?  He's been discredited for at least 50 years.

yes,yes he did. he also said telekinesis was not only possible, but proven in the laboratory. im sure with the aid of a computer chip , but alas old george didnt pursue that bit at all. instead he just went with the 3x5 index cards that someone made up for him.

[valdez]

The joke writes itself.

     I would think that Michio Kaku would have his hands full working on the theory of everything, and yet he finds the time to delve into the inner workings of the mind.  Cool.  George asked him, "You've talked about the smart pill.  What is that?" Well, George, it's a pill that you've obviously never been anywheres near.  Another Noory classic, to Kaku: "This is fantastic, and 10 years from now this could be incredible." And with Micah Hanks, talking about ufos: "You've had a chance, of course, to talk to pilots, I think..." Eh, you're either sure, George, or you're not sure.  Pick one and stick with it.

[Izintit?]

Good god almighty, I hate the freaking Fireball song. It is even more annoying than the Red Rubber Ball. Blech.

I kinda like the fireball song-it`s goofy like George.Now that crappy song where the guy is barely understandable with that fakey sounding english accent....."luff mai life" and "kisses on and on" are the only lines I remember of that tripe. Oh,and don`t forget that whiney Morrissey CRAP ..."I am human and I need to be loved,justlike everybody else does". Dude,just slit your wrists already.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I love the fireball song too. Keep at it. More Supermarionation Vision toons. We need Captain Scarlet and Stingray as well. And the Team America song.

[DocHolliday]

They are products no one uses anyways. Coast doesnt have legitimate sponsors.

I recall him poaching C Crane advertisements after Dark Matter ended.  I've never used one of the radios but always kind of wanted one of the wind up emergency radios.  I also don't hear C Crane ads the nights I do listen, though.

[George Drooly]

Last week Major Ed Dames tried to teach Noory the country is called "Ukraine" not "THE Ukraine"
But last night at the start of the show talking with Jerome Corsi both he and Noory were still calling it "THE Ukraine"
Noory never learns or remembers anything it appears...

The George Noory never forgets

[George Drooly]

Michio Kaku is great, but Noory doesn't have them on at the same time as one of his religious demon/evil spirit guests to debate the issue...

Kaku wouldn't debate a fly about the value of horse apples. The dude's a milquetoast, blandest "classic" guest ever. There are scores of world class scientists WITH BALLS who could be guests, but not as long as Noory's patented "Keep it clean/No arguing" style of show continues.

[starrmtn001]

George gets an Error 404 code.

YES!

[George Drooly]

yeah, Noory is very disrespectful to Dr. Kaku by calling him by his first name only.
Art never did that and always called him "Doctor"

Seriously, this is an issue? It's not disrespectful to address someone by their name, regardless of their "position". Nothing annoys me more than all the virgin film geeks who live in their mother's basements and call Ridley Scott "Sir Ridley" all over the AICN message boards. Ugh.

[coaster]

Another Noory classic, to Kaku: "This is fantastic, and 10 years from now this could be incredible." And with Micah Hanks, talking about ufos: "You've had a chance, of course, to talk to pilots, I think..." Eh, you're either sure, George, or you're not sure.  Pick one and stick with it.

haha.

[VtaGeezer]

yeah, Noory is very disrespectful to Dr. Kaku by calling him by his first name only.
Art never did that and always called him "Doctor"

I never address academics as "Doctor"; I reserve it for MDs.  Except when I introduced PhD coworkers to a potential client.    I'd address Kaku as Professor though.  Of course when we have Presidents publically referring to other heads of state as by their first names what can one do?

[Mels-hole1984]

Ehh I can't take george anymore. Anyone know of anything good to listen to on youtube.

I'm caught up on dark weekend and jimmy church.

Jimharold.com  He has a thread around here somewhere. He does the paranormal podcast and campfire stories which are mostly ghost stories. I enjoy listening, I just wish they were longer. You can listen online or download.

[NoMoreNoory]

I love the fireball song too. Keep at it. More Supermarionation Vision toons. We need Captain Scarlet and Stingray as well. And the Team America song.

Yes. I grew up with Fireball XL5 and all its predecessors - Supercar, Four Feather Falls, Torchy The Battery Boy - and successors from Stingray on down. All hail the great Gerry Anderson. The closing credits from Stingray still stir strange longings in me.......

http://youtu.be/CD96RQ1-wnY

[NoMoreNoory]

Meanwhile, it may be time to force another commercial re-record out of The Mighty Mushmouth, following the 'underlying love' debacle.
Tricalm, the itch cream, this time. The whole ad makes me gag, but I was especially puzzled by Joorch's odd declaration 'It comes in blue in a white box'. 'It'? What? The ointment or the tube? And if the tube is blue, how would we know if the thing is in a white box? Then I began to wonder if it isn't just another mis-reading of ad copy by The Maestro. A quick Google confirms suspicions. I'll wager good money he's supposed to be saying 'It comes in a blue and white box'.

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[Scully]

Ole Snoorge didn't reply to my email tonight. I asked him if he was drunk. The slurred speech was pretty apparent. More so than usual. He was really fumbling around for words.

This made my day, Coaster.  I needed that laugh.  Thanks! 

[Scully]

I can't speak for the Nooron, but I can tell you that there are things happening for which science has absolutely no explanation. My family experienced one such incident many years ago that forever changed our view of the world. And when you think about it, that lies at the foundation of what C2C is.

We're of like mind on this, my friend.

[Scully]

Brace yourself.  The sun fired off a huge CME (coronal mass ejection) yesterday evening.  I can just hear George's first question to Michio tonight.

George:  How about that massive CME yesterday, Michio?  That one missed us.  But isn't it just a matter of time until one hits us, destroys the grid and throws us back into the stone age for the next thousand years?  Causing all but a handful of the earth's population to experience unimaginable suffering and slow, agonizing, painful death?  It's true, isn't it Michio?  The next one may hit us.  It's only a matter of when.  And when it does, the grid will go down for the count.  No electricity for a thousand years or more.  The gas companies and water companies will shut down.  The economy will collapse.  The suffering will be painful and prolonged.  It's just a matter of time, right Michio?  Maybe tomorrow.  Maybe next week?  But it's coming, isn't it Michio?  Imagine the families all over the world with no electricity, no gas, no water, no food, no prescription drugs.  No hope.  Despair everywhere.  Millions of people lying around cold, dark homes dying slowly, in horrible anguish.  It's coming, isn't it Michio?  It's coming sooon, right?  Any day now, the next one will hit us.  Right?

Michio:  Yes, George, it's true.  We're sitting ducks.  We physicists have been asking Congress for a few million dollars to reinforce the grid for years, but Congress won't budge.  But let's talk about my new book, The Future of the Mind. . . "

George:  The consequences will be horrific, right?  Think of all the suffering.  No power for maybe a thousand years.  Civilization will collapse.  Hordes of criminals will be breaking into homes to steal food and bottled water.  It'll be like the stone age, only with more suffering.  Unimaginable suffering. And it could happen tomorrow.  It's only a matter of time, right Michio?

Michio:  Yes George.  For my new book, The Future of the Mind, I interviewed a thousand of the leading scientists of our time . . .

George:  People will lose their minds, right Michio?  When the CME hits us and the power goes out for a thousand years?  Unimaginable suffering.  Death.  Everywhere.  No one will escape.

Michio: George, I came here to pitch my book, The Future of the Mind . . .

George:  Do you believe in Demons, Michio?  They cause death and destruction too.  Oh, maybe not as much as zombies and CMEs, but they cause a lot of death and destruction.  What do you think would happen if the zombies and demons decided to attack earth at the same time a massive CME hit earth?  Can you imagine the destruction?  The misery?  The grid is down, the power is out.  Zombies are chewing on people's brains.  Demons are walking through people's walls and making scarey faces at them.  Imagine a scenario like that, Michio.  A CME along with zombies and demons. The old triple punch.   Michio?  Are you still there?  Michio?

Tommy, I think we lost Dr. Kaku.   Call him back.

Brilliant writeup, Abby.  Just brilliant. 

[Gassy Man]

Wasn't the crazy guy who got tazed just on the other night?

[Gassy Man]

Aw, shit, stargates.  This is as stupid as all that crap about giants and that stupid planet that's supposed to be wandering around.  Okay, heading to bed, kids.

[ziznak]

waiting for this gangsta tonight...

[SciFiAuthor]

Well, I was going to pop through the secret door and toss out a pro-Jorch comment to make it seem like the good old days again, but then he said that the internet is a wonderful piece of information and I deflated like a custom blow up doll with a knife through it.

I think I'll have a martini instead. 19.5 percent vermouth, the rest gin, stirred not shaken and watered down like nothing you've ever seen. Just like they made them at the old Café Marrakesh.

[Juan Cena]

waiting for this gangsta tonight...

More "non-white people were too stupid to build pyramids, and needed help from aliens" bulls**t."

[Juan Cena]

I called in to 2C2 last night and asked Dr. Kaku about 3-D printing. I'm pretty sure George didn't know WTF I was talking about.

[MV/Liberace!]

Kaku? 

that's how my 18 month old daughter pronounces "thank you".

[MV/Liberace!]

Making crochet tissue box covers for Art, last I heard.

man.  i'll bet they're fantastic.  and useful.