George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Birdie]

Yeah, I would like to formally retract my last comment in light of the recent 'believe' and 'experienced' comments from the guest.
Edit: Wtf?

[nooryisawesome]

Lol caller told guests to calm down stop breathing heavy.

George: there is a nice call. Easy peasey.

[21st Century Man]

I'm guessing that's the last we hear of Pete Havilland on C2C.  I doubt even Schraeder could have gotten sense out of him.

[nooryisawesome]

I'm guessing that's the last we hear of Pete Havilland on C2C.  I doubt even Schraeder could have gotten sense out of him.

That shit was great. Most awkward interview ever. Plus george gave him 2 hours!

[DocHolliday]

My God what an absolute train wreck of a show, I don't think I've ever heard a worse C2C episode.

[nooryisawesome]

My God what an absolute train wreck of a show, I don't think I've ever heard a worse C2C episode.

Never heard noorys medical shows have yew?

[popple]

HOW DARE YEWWWWWW! Gnoory is painting a masterpiece for our ears. ENOUGH OF YOUR REWWWWWD INSULTATING!

[Birdie]

I must say, George can be pretty good at talking people down from the ledge. I have noticed it when particularly fucked up callers talk about being depressed/suicidal. Granted, George got this guy all worked up in the first place, but then he did a decent job of soothing him back down to a semblance of coherency. Overall, a very entertaining, awkward interview. Glad I tuned in, lol!

[pate]

Is that Jorch dancing in the tuxedo to the left (stage right?)

The Moody Blues - Departure/Ride My See-Saw

Whadda goon...

[nooryisawesome]

No idea. This is a guest george should dump. But he won't which is good for us because interview is horrid.

I think everyone saw that comming, except george!

[pate]

Bloody useless!  Heh, you go Jorch!

[popple]

Lol caller told guests to calm down stop breathing heavy.

George: there is a nice call. Easy peasey.

http://youtu.be/YRUDFPYjGHA

[DocHolliday]

Never heard noorys medical shows have yew?

I suppose I haven't.  I don't gift my time to listening to those charlatans.

I want to punch my radio every time I hear Ty Bollinger come on the air to hawk his snake oil.

[Gd5150]

I just set my sleep timer to make sure the show turns off before ufo Phil comes on. Nothing worse than being woke up by that harmonic masterpiece.

[nooryisawesome]

Haha cell phone horror story hotline. Is george fucking serious. A 5 minute piece on how is a horror story fat tommy gets calls in morning. Wtf, literally everyone I know who works nights has that issue.

Are phone calls really a horror?

[ziznak]

Tonight we learned that heroin is cheaper than oxycontin... thanks jorch

[GluttonForPunishment]

Lord, someone sounds like they've had a bit much to drink tonight.

[21st Century Man]

That shit was great. Most awkward interview ever. Plus george gave him 2 hours!

To paraphrase GN,  I loved it!!!

[GluttonForPunishment]

Haha cell phone horror story hotline. Is george fucking serious. A 5 minute piece on how is a horror story fat tommy gets calls in morning. Wtf, literally everyone I know who works nights has that issue.

Are phone calls really a horror?

Really....Is that best he could come up with to discuss for open lines?

[DocHolliday]

Had to take a number two?  What in God's name is going on??

[popple]

Jorch: I've heard more stories of people dropping their phone in that... commode.

Was that poop call a bellgabber trolling? 

[Morgus]

Had to take a number two?  What in God's name is going on??

That sounds like while on hold the caller was told by Tommy to use that phrase to satisfy Noory's G-rating. 

[pate]

Prank Call

[popple]

Had to take a number two?  What in God's name is going on??

pocket poop dial

[zeebo]

Had to take a number two?  What in God's name is going on??

haha I was friggin laughing at that so hard - Noory wants cell phone stories and some gal tells her "grandma dropped it in the porta-potty" story ... kinda sums up the level of the show

[ziznak]

you tell the people jorch. lil light comes on when you get a txt msg? is that how they work?

[popple]

"You tell her to hang in there. 3/3/03 i lost my brother. 5/5/06 i lost my father. oxycontin baby."

[21st Century Man]

Wish Art could sue George for using all of his bumper music.

[Birdie]

I missed the beginning of the show. The replay just started and I cannot believe I just heard Jorch ask "Is bacon healthy?" Serves me right for being too lazy to get up and change the station. What a night! Smh.

[MTB]

Did anyone else notice he thanked John B. Wells at the end?