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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: onan on February 14, 2014, 01:48:35 AM
Stop posting this shit... Now I have to add another name to my "hit" list.

Please don't fornicate with the guests.

awake

Quote from: Dateline on February 12, 2014, 11:45:51 PM
I just turned it off, I am not at all interested in this. 

Then I went to the Coast website and they are actually selling ads for Carnavora on the internal portion of the page where the listeners post.  That is a new low for me.  I have had it with all things Coast.
I quit cold turkey when jbw started on his "we don't know if anyone died at sandyhook" stuff.   Result: doc took me off the blood pressure meds. 


We should a recovery program for ex-listeners of C2C.

Quote from: awake on February 14, 2014, 01:22:42 PM
I quit cold turkey when jbw started on his "we don't know if anyone died at sandyhook" stuff.   Result: doc took me off the blood pressure meds. 


We should a recovery program for ex-listeners of C2C.

I thought that's what this board is.  George sucks, George sucks, George sucks.  It's catharsis. 

fotd

George Noory Sucks.

How can someone be so delusional?  It continues to piss me off that he refers to his webcast as a TV show.  In his mind, he probably views it on the same level as Mike Wallace or Morley Safer doing 60 Minutes.

VtaGeezer

Guests like Lott talking about guns, and his concealed carry permit make George feel important and macho.

yumyumtree

Quote from: awake on February 14, 2014, 01:22:42 PM
I quit cold turkey when jbw started on his "we don't know if anyone died at sandyhook" stuff.   Result: doc took me off the blood pressure meds. 


We should a recovery program for ex-listeners of C2C.

Well, this is certainly why I won't miss Wells, and I suspect may be one of the reasons he isn't on coast any more.

I had to look up Gozer. I had never heard of it.

Quote from: yumyumtree on February 14, 2014, 07:53:13 PM

I had to look up Gozer. I had never heard of it.

You need a copy of Tobin's Spirit Guide.

Birdie

Since Wells has been gone, George has done shows about Fukishima and the 2nd Amendment, plus he had Chief Conspiracy Nutbag, Alex Jones as a guest.
Nice 'different direction,' George.
I know George is a lazy git, but maybe a bit more time should have been spent on creating a plausible, public excuse for releasing Wells, especially if he planned on covering Well's pet topics so soon after the dismissal. Dumbass.

ItsOver

Jorch is just a PremRat tool.  A dull one but just a PremRat tool.

zeebo

Valentine's Day with George Noory.  I've entered a new level of Hell.

georgesucks

Hey George Noory, When are you coming back???

michio

Quote from: Birdie on February 14, 2014, 08:31:28 PM
Since Wells has been gone, George has done shows about Fukishima and the 2nd Amendment, plus he had Chief Conspiracy Nutbag, Alex Jones as a guest.
Nice 'different direction,' George.
I know George is a lazy git, but maybe a bit more time should have been spent on creating a plausible, public excuse for releasing Wells, especially if he planned on covering Well's pet topics so soon after the dismissal. Dumbass.

I predict (god be NOT willing) sNoory will have Alex 'inside slob' Jones on as a host in the future.  Bad mustache is wacked enough to pound another six inch nail in the rotting coffin of C2CAM. "I'm convinced" it's his bulk usage of Grecian Formula toxins wrecking his brain. Or was it Kiwi shoe polish.


George Drooly

Quote from: yumyumtree on February 13, 2014, 10:24:19 PMAnd George teased a story about an 84 year old Brazilian woman with a 44y/o fetus in her body. I'm guessing that this was a pregnancy outside the uterus.

What a coincidence, George has the body of a 62 year old with the brain of a 12 year old inside

FallenSeraph

LOL how does this Elvis Presley dream lady with the accent always get through? Don't get me wrong, she's delightful, but damn, she always gets through on open lines.

valdez

Quote from: Seraphim27 on February 15, 2014, 12:23:37 AM
...how does this Elvis Presley dream lady with the accent always get through? Don't get me wrong, she's delightful, but damn, she always gets through on open lines...
That be Dora the Cuban Lady.  She's quickly becoming one of my favorite callers, although tonight it occurred to me that she might be loco loco taco crazy.  And I'm still amazed at how George can interview his pal, his writing partner (yeah yeah I know), Rosemary Ellen Guiley, and it be the stiffest, most lifeless interview you ever heard.  And how is the question "are you getting many reports of dreams about catastrophes and a lot of death?" not fear mongering?  And please, George, continue to patronize callers who accuse a certain fast food giant of using human flesh in their menu because while your detractors may never succeed at getting you off the air, the McDonalds corporation will have you on a bus back to from where ever you came from in a heartbeat. 



"...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,
pickles, and...hey... wait a minute..."

Quote from: Seraphim27 on February 15, 2014, 12:23:37 AM
LOL how does this Elvis Presley dream lady with the accent always get through? Don't get me wrong, she's delightful, but damn, she always gets through on open lines.

Because the screener lets her through.

Izintit?

 Luckily I miss most of Jorchs`open line Fridays.That much concentrated Noory would make my stomach ache.The last time I heard it Jorch called Tommy "Dunkin` Donuts" Danheiser evil,though. George really is a huge pompous ass.

albrecht

Quote from: valdez on February 15, 2014, 02:50:56 AM
     That be Dora the Cuban Lady.  She's quickly becoming one of my favorite callers, although tonight it occurred to me that she might be loco loco taco crazy. 
I've never called it to George but I imagine they screen the calls pretty aggressively and therefore prioritize certain callers, like the Cuban witchdoctor lady. But I like her though the accent is pretty heavy. Also that crazy broad Annie (usually "from Alabama") could get through, especially when JBW and Ian were on. So I reckon that they liked her, as did I. Her crazy theories and allegations were pretty funny. Haven't heard her recently. Maybe "they" finally got her or committed her?

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on February 14, 2014, 10:03:47 PM
Valentine's Day with George Noory.  I've entered a new level of Hell.

Hahaha.  ;D  It could be worse.  You could actually be by his side.

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b_dubb

Quote from: valdez on February 15, 2014, 02:50:56 AM
     That be Dora the Cuban Lady.  She's quickly becoming one of my favorite callers, although tonight it occurred to me that she might be loco loco taco crazy.  And I'm still amazed at how George can interview his pal, his writing partner (yeah yeah I know), Rosemary Ellen Guiley, and it be the stiffest, most lifeless interview you ever heard.  And how is the question "are you getting many reports of dreams about catastrophes and a lot of death?" not fear mongering?  And please, George, continue to patronize callers who accuse a certain fast food giant of using human flesh in their menu because while your detractors may never succeed at getting you off the air, the McDonalds corporation will have you on a bus back to from where ever you came from in a heartbeat. 



"...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,
pickles, and...hey... wait a minute..."
Best post ever. On this or any other forum.

Quote from: albrecht on February 15, 2014, 09:20:15 AM
I've never called it to George but I imagine they screen the calls pretty aggressively and therefore prioritize certain callers, like the Cuban witchdoctor lady. But I like her though the accent is pretty heavy. Also that crazy broad Annie (usually "from Alabama") could get through, especially when JBW and Ian were on. So I reckon that they liked her, as did I. Her crazy theories and allegations were pretty funny. Haven't heard her recently. Maybe "they" finally got her or committed her?

Nope, not screened heavily at all. The one time I called in, I asked a semi-relavent question to the screener. I then proceeded to talk about Art's new show with the guest who was Whitley Strieber. I then asked a question about Angel's and portals on the air.


albrecht

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 15, 2014, 12:44:56 PM
Nope, not screened heavily at all. The one time I called in, I asked a semi-relavent question to the screener. I then proceeded to talk about Art's new show with the guest who was Whitley Strieber. I then asked a question about Angel's and portals on the air.
Nice job. Did you ask about probs? Whitley is very sensitive about that topic. And rightly so, rape is rape. And no means no. Even if they are aliens.

I guess they call just to see if the caller is obvious drunk or aggressive. But they seem to allow deranged callers in. I still think the host tells the screeners to let "favorite" callers through.

MyEye

I don't now listen to C2C on weeknights; weekend nights are great with the exception of the first Sunday night of the month when Noory hosts.  If a host can't read copy correctly adds or deletes words in a statement uttered without correction his credibility is highly in doubt.   

Some nights ago I thought I'd listen in and right off the bat  Noory flubbed up a spot for a sponsor.
I tuned away to another station.  Twelve what?

How I wish Art was still on Sirius, I'd still be a subscriber.  Now my regular weeknight listening is Clyde Lewis and Overnight America.  Why is it when I momentarily tune in to C2C Noory comes up with some dufus snort.

The subject matter of Art Bell's Coast to Coast may be considered tenuous but with a shows' buffoon host such as  GNoory totally discredits his guests.  The show now seems to present its' guest as whores wanting to get on the show.  Thanks George for letting me on the show!!

Co-Host, Guest or Caller,  please confuse George with an intelligent question; it's hilarious.     

 

wr250

as bad as noory is, he is still better than what was just on tv. 4 hours of bad acting,like a 50's b horror movie. and a plot that was worse. i listened to an entire replay of fade to black and 1/2 of after dark before that abomination was over. for whatever reason my gf seemed to like it ,despite acting so bad , early shatner was much better, not to mention noory  would  completely acceptable and even welcome alternative.

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on February 15, 2014, 11:15:51 AM
Hahaha.  ;D  It could be worse.  You could actually be by his side.
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Poor guy, put on his best dress and got his hair done - and all he got out of it was a pizza roll dinner, an off-key Elvis ballad, and a free Beyond Belief video on nutritional supplements.

Quote from: fotd on February 14, 2014, 06:15:42 PM
How can someone be so delusional?  It continues to piss me off that he refers to his webcast as a TV show.  In his mind, he probably views it on the same level as Mike Wallace or Morley Safer doing 60 Minutes.

Don't forget the charitable foundation he is going to set up when he gets enough subscribers. Last week he said he only needs 3500 more (which will bring the total to 3500).

He said he was setting up the charity himself, implying he would give away his own money to C2C listeners who need help. Then he said "not a lot, maybe enough for an electric bill here or there". So typical- plays a nice guy on the outside, but is really a prick on the inside.


ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on February 15, 2014, 05:44:25 PM
Poor guy, put on his best dress and got his hair done - and all he got out of it was a pizza roll dinner, an off-key Elvis ballad, and a free Beyond Belief video on nutritional supplements.
What's a girl... err I mean guy, I think, to do? :))

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