George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

... crime against humanity...

I thought you were against hyperbole

[SciFiAuthor]

I thought you were against hyperbole

I'm not, I use it all the time. So how about the rest of what I said?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Gay and transgendered have come up. You know, if he ever leaves Premiere and gets vetted for another job, all of this will come up on a search. Why would you do that to some schmoe that just happens to work for someone?

I'm not certain the transgender comment applies to what I posted above about Tommy in his Marilyn Monroe costume, but just in case it does:  a. Tommy posed for the photo and it was posted online, I'm assuming with his permission,  and b. you will never, ever read a transgender slur from me about Tommy or anyone else. 

[SciFiAuthor]

Again...u just don't get the funny...I am a lean mean fighting machine..but than if I was fast I could "slander" Tammy? Be OK than Mr. Thought police? Weak dude very weak.

I "don't get the funny"? Those are some of the funniest misuses of English I've seen in a long time. What the holy fuck were you trying to say with half of that?

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm not, I use it all the itme. So how about the rest of what I said?

What, exactly, is the crime against humanity that you seem to think is here that would make working for George even a remotely bad thing?

Yes, fat is a good starter. There's more. Gay and transgendered have come up. You know, if he ever leaves Premiere and gets vetted for another job, all of this will come up on a search. Why would you do that to some schmoe that just happens to work for someone?

I don't think I've ever said he was gay or transgendered. 

As far as poking fun at him - like I said, he's part of the overall suckage by being a crappy call screener.  George is the one who is always talking to him and about him during the show.  But we're not supposed to? 

It's funny that he is always there to take care of George - they tootle around together, attend events together, wear matching black outfits.


One thing I've wondered about is George.  George is the one that started calling him 'Tommy'.  George is the one that has poked fun at him on the show.  I remember once Tommy responded to some dick thing George had said to him and George got all stern and asked him something about whether he (Tommy) still liked his job.  On the air during the show.  Tommy meekly said he did and George moved on.

If George is so bothered by 'thuh haters', don't you find it interesting he's never said something like 'say and do whatever you want to me, but leave my staff out of it'? 

[ZHero]

I don't think I've ever said he was gay or transgendered. 

As far as poking fun at him - like I said, he's part of the overall suckage by being a crappy call screener.  He's not exactly holding George to high broadcasting standards either.  George is the one who is always talking to him and about him during the show.  But we're not supposed to? 

It's funny that he is always there to take care of George.  It's funny they tootle around together, attend events together.  That wherever George is, Tommy is there too, in matching black outfits. We've heard a few stories here and there from people that have either met Tommy or talked to him on the phone that make him sound a little abrupt, even creepy.


One thing I've wondered about is George.  George is the one that started calling him 'Tommy'.  George is the one that has poked fun at him on the show.  I remember once Tommy responded to some dick thing George had said to him and George got all stern and asked him something about whether he (Tommy) still liked his job.  On the air during the show.  Tommy meekly said he did and George moved on.

If George is so bothered by 'thuh haters', don't you find it interesting he's never said something like 'say and do whatever you want to me, but leave my staff out of it'?

Damn!  Daddy slapped mommy at the table!

[SciFiAuthor]

I don't think I've ever said he was gay or transgendered. 


One thing I've wondered about is George.  George is the one that started calling him 'Tommy'.  George is the one that has poked fun at him on the show.  I remember once Tommy responded to some dick thing George had said to him and George got all stern and asked him something about whether he (Tommy) still liked his job.  On the air during the show.  Tommy meekly said he did and George moved on.

If George is so bothered by 'thuh haters', don't you find it interesting he's never said something like 'say and do whatever you want to me, but leave my staff out of it'?

I never said you did. You asked about a general post I made and what I thought was slanderous and I told you.

I don't know anything about the circumstances of George and Tommy's working relationship. It's not something I care to know. I don't know him, I'm just standing up for a guy that needed it. I have no idea if George has said anything or not, but I'd be inclined to doubt that he's not saying something just to push his employees around. Seems an awfully big stretch.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Monday night on C2C George welcomes Shirley MacLaine. Join us for:

Mumbles of Endearment
                or
Two Ass Holes for Sister Sara

[FallenSeraph]

Monday night on C2C George welcomes Shirley MacLaine. Join us for:

Mumbles of Endearment
                or
Two Ass Holes for Sister Sara

This show could be RICH with Nooryisms!

Don't disappoint us, George!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get the words "angels," "demons," "portal," "coincidence," "wow," "gosh," "pizza rolls," and "dark matter" in this MacClaine interview somehow. If that happens, I promise to devote my next 7 posts to singing your praises and defending your honor with no sarcasm whatsoever.

You get a bonus five posts if you throw in "Don't Fear the Reaper," AND "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" or "Moon River" as bumper music. (No particular reason, those are just some of my favorite songs.)

And there's no tangible reward if you use the word "golly," except the joy of knowing you made me laugh out loud during a sad, difficult time in my life and perhaps a resulting abundance of good karma.   

**throws down the gauntlet**

[Juan]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get the words "angels," "demons," "portal," "coincidence," "wow," "gosh," "pizza rolls," and "dark matter" in this MacClaine interview somehow.

George, if you really want to win our approval, you'll get them all in one question.

[FallenSeraph]

George, if you really want to win our approval, you'll get them all in one question.

LMAOOOOOOOO! Oh my God, I don't think I'd survive that.

[PB the Deplorable]

... If that happens, I promise to devote my next 7 posts to singing your praises and defending your honor with no sarcasm whatsoever...

George is no fool, he knows that's impossible



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[FallenSeraph]

George is no fool, he knows that's impossible

Hey, I'm a woman of my word!  :

[Nebraska888]

This show could be RICH with Nooryisms!

Don't disappoint us, George!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get the words "angels," "demons," "portal," "coincidence," "wow," "gosh," "pizza rolls," and "dark matter" in this MacClaine interview somehow. If that happens, I promise to devote my next 7 posts to singing your praises and defending your honor with no sarcasm whatsoever.

You get a bonus five posts if you throw in "Don't Fear the Reaper," AND "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" or "Moon River" as bumper music. (No particular reason, those are just some of my favorite songs.)

And there's no tangible reward if you use the word "golly," except the joy of knowing you made me laugh out loud during a sad, difficult time in my life and perhaps a resulting abundance of good karma.   

**throws down the gauntlet**

OMG.........this is great.......

I wouldn't characterize Shirley M. as an extremely patient person.  I am anticipating some big time CRINGE moments tonight when Shirley reacts to Noory's simplistic, juvenile....or repetitive questions.

[lonevoice]

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[ZHero]

Paper*boy, is this what your avatar is pertaining to?
Coast to Coast George Noory singing Elvis live in Toronto

My god, I did a search on "Dave Noory" and this godawful s**t came up....

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Paper*boy, is this what your avatar is pertaining to?
Coast to Coast George Noory singing Elvis live in Toronto

My god, I did a search on "Dave Noory" and this godawful s**t came up....

He held that tune quite well.

[munbeam666]

Paper*boy, is this what your avatar is pertaining to?
Coast to Coast George Noory singing Elvis live in Toronto

My god, I did a search on "Dave Noory" and this godawful s**t came up....

Is that for real??

[PB the Deplorable]

Paper*boy, is this what your avatar is pertaining to?

My god, I did a search on "Dave Noory" and this godawful s**t came up....

Yes, it is.  It's funny that George said his granddaughter visits this page

[ItsOver]

Is that for real??

Yes.  "Elvis" Noory does Toronto.  No wonder the mayor reached for the crack. 

[zeebo]

This show could be RICH with Nooryisms!

Don't disappoint us, George!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get the words "angels," "demons," "portal," "coincidence," "wow," "gosh," "pizza rolls," and "dark matter" in this MacClaine interview somehow.

Hey Seraphim you forgot Mermaids!   

[bmcintyre]

Hi

[Falkie2013]

I don't think I've ever said he was gay or transgendered. 

As far as poking fun at him - like I said, he's part of the overall suckage by being a crappy call screener.  George is the one who is always talking to him and about him during the show.  But we're not supposed to? 

It's funny that he is always there to take care of George - they tootle around together, attend events together, wear matching black outfits.


One thing I've wondered about is George.  George is the one that started calling him 'Tommy'.  George is the one that has poked fun at him on the show.  I remember once Tommy responded to some dick thing George had said to him and George got all stern and asked him something about whether he (Tommy) still liked his job.  On the air during the show.  Tommy meekly said he did and George moved on.

If George is so bothered by 'thuh haters', don't you find it interesting he's never said something like 'say and do whatever you want to me, but leave my staff out of it'?

It makes me think of these two.



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[Falkie2013]

Hey Seraphim you forgot Mermaids!   

Thanks for providing me more material for one of my videos.

Now how can I fit them all in one sentence ?

[zeebo]

Thanks for providing me more material for one of my videos.

Now how can I fit them all in one sentence ?

You can do it Falkie!

#freefalkiefromnoory 

[FallenSeraph]

Hey Seraphim you forgot Mermaids!   

Oh shoot, you're right, Zeebo!

And "MERMAIDS!" George!

Please, George! Please! It would really make up for the crappy, crappy 14 days I've had. Beloved parakeet kicks the bucket, a vegetative dad in the ICU, bill collectors, fruitless job search, gained 5 pounds . . . trust me, my litany of woe could go on for days.

I'll make it up to you with posts of love. Even though I'll get the crap beaten out of me on this forum more than the dolphin does, I'll do it! And people will gaze upon my posts in awe. (OK, that part probably won't happen, but I can dream.)

[dudefromtherock]

This show could be RICH with Nooryisms!

Don't disappoint us, George!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get the words "angels," "demons," "portal," "coincidence," "wow," "gosh," "pizza rolls," and "dark matter" in this MacClaine interview somehow. If that happens, I promise to devote my next 7 posts to singing your praises and defending your honor with no sarcasm whatsoever.

You get a bonus five posts if you throw in "Don't Fear the Reaper," AND "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" or "Moon River" as bumper music. (No particular reason, those are just some of my favorite songs.)

And there's no tangible reward if you use the word "golly," except the joy of knowing you made me laugh out loud during a sad, difficult time in my life and perhaps a resulting abundance of good karma.   

**throws down the gauntlet**
What luck to find a place like this ... Thanx for the laughs.

[dudefromtherock]

It makes me think of these two.

the daper duo... They would hold hands, kiss and dance the night away in Harlem...

[zeebo]

Hey guys, don't cancel your Sirius accounts just yet, just look at what you'll be missing ...

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[UnscreenedCaller]

Hi

Hi back atcha