George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[UnscreenedCaller]

Hello!!  Why I thought that Richard C Hoagland had demonstrated that the laws of physics were no longer applicable.

That depends. Are you wearing a Bulova Accutron watch? If so, congratulations, you've entered the world of hyperdimensional physics. If not, carry on as usual.

[SciFiAuthor]

I'm wondering if George meant the Plesiasaur (like the Loch Ness Monster).

Or if he is just smarter than he appears and was actually referencing the pelgrane from Jack Vance stories.

I'm guessing he was referencing that old 19th century story about a group of miners breaking into a void in a mountain and a pterodactyl coming out along with a handful of sightings over the years. It used to be a prominent story in books on strange phenomenon in the 60's and 70's, but fell off the radar after that.

I love Jack Vance's stuff. I'm not usually a big fan of the fantasy side of sci-Fi, I'm more of a hard sci-fi aficionado, but he had some good stories nonetheless.

[ItsOver]

Are you going to listen to Knapp tonight, SciFi?  Looks promising. 

[bmcintyre]

I wonder what happened to RCH's emotional and financial supporter, Dr. Robin?   I know that she had cancer and had to leave NM to have it taken care of.  RCH was so involved with his work that he could not go with her. 

You know these geniuses!!!   It is all about science!! 

[bmcintyre]

That depends. Are you wearing a Bulova Accutron watch? If so, congratulations, you've entered the world of hyperdimensional physics. If not, carry on as usual.

In lieu of a watch, will you accept my deficit in mathematics?  Or, that I worked as a janitor at a small museum?

[Jocko Johnson]

Snoory is the ultimate sleazeball. Con man. (Has anyone scene the assocatated 'health' website he hawks and is conacted to C2C?? Selling crap to cure everything and make u live forever and even make you rich by conning people to join him in the prymid like scheme selling the crap too! Is there anything he won't do for $?) Makes people trust him with his BS act, so you trust him. Then he hawks anything and everything...cures for everything under the sun. He should be ashamed of himself as he has these creepy frauds on who claim they can cure cancer with baking soda and call main stream meds fakes. I wonder how many old cat ladies et al have suffered because they trust jorch won't get med treatment and pound tumeric or goat piss because jorge never confronts the cracy thieving guests and that amounts to an endorsement to his devoted fans...all so he can enrich himself and line his pockets from snke oil cures for heart disease to cancer. When you really think about it that's what he is all about. Selling a remote viewing dvd as opposed to a cure for a life threatening illness to make $ are two different things. He tosses in a few "we helped a guy get cured with stem cell" legit cures so you trust him more. What a despicable excuse for a human being. If the guy ever was a good guy and had a soul that ship has sailed a long time ago. Its all about $ ...and making sure he is so beloved by each and every one of us. That's why he tries so hard to even bother coming here to try so hard to make us all love him

[Jocko Johnson]

Re: Snoorge's cook book of late night slop

Wow. Actual quote from the book:I will continue to delve into this tome and see what else it contains... I will give it a fair review! Should be interesting what my verdict is...

Jorge wants us to "Trust him" that his recipes for slop are the best..!

Naturally,  we have to pay him for the crap...ah I mean wisdom!

Trust him...? What a clown! Those who know the dufus wouldn't trust him and so for those who don't,  man if his pix is on the book and you didn't  know him would you trust him!? Wow what a typical snoory, "i'll sell anything. & everything just to make $"  like the sleezest  slimeyest dirtbag used car salesman you could ever imagine. He is the lowest of the low.

[bmcintyre]

"Its all about $ ...and making sure he is so beloved by each and every one of us. That's why he tries so hard to even bother coming here to try so hard to make us all love him" Jocko Johnson


Well said.   Latter day Jesus come to save us all, for a price.

Does anyone remember how he was going to give the profits from his book Asswipe in the Light
to the needy C2C listeners.  He so warms my heart.

Remember when he referred that very ill guy to Christian and Christian never returned the guy's calls?

[Jocko Johnson]

Yeah he sux! 

[Jocko Johnson]

"Its all about $ ...and making sure he is so beloved by each and every one of us. That's why he tries so hard to even bother coming here to try so hard to make us all love him" Jocko Johnson


Well said.   Latter day Jesus come to save us all, for a price.

Does anyone remember how he was going to give the profits from his book Asswipe in the Light
to the needy C2C listeners.  He so warms my heart.

Remember when he referred that very ill guy to Christian and Christian never returned the guy's calls?

davey only helps peeps when it is profitable for him.

[Jocko Johnson]

Anyone remember the lies...I ah mean, stories... (I say lies because if snoorge's lips are flapping he most likely is lying) about that sad sack'o shit' pree-doucher tammy paying for stranger's groceries at the supermarket while they are on the check line?  Well I have it from good authority, (Bob Green, mgr Frazier Foods in Callie) that fatso tammy tries to eat the food from peoples carts while waiting in the ck out line. Well when he gets nabbed he is forced to pay for it when they reach the register!     
Sometimes I even crack myself up...true story...if you trust dave, you got to trust me on this one!

[Jocko Johnson]

RCH has definitely demonstrated the wonder of Brylcreem.

HOAGIE! HOAGIE!! Just look at him...yea gotta love the crazy bastard! And compared to some of the batshit nutty mooks like alien in the icebox guy Hoagie is the pinnacle of sanity!
I've heard that the front edge ofbthat hair-do is so sharp he's sliced his fingers up a few times just pushing it back...fixing it with his hand!

[Jocko Johnson]

I wonder what happened to RCH's emotional and financial supporter, Dr. Robin?   I know that she had cancer and had to leave NM to have it taken care of.  RCH was so involved with his work that he could not go with her. 

You know these geniuses!!!   It is all about science!!
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Yes but did he get all the dat-ta and geometry!
Well hopefully she is ok and went for real help and not those snake oil "cures" dave hawks/endorses. You know like the guy who can cure any cancer with baking soda or some shit like that. I have read that alledged doc has been in a bunch of trouble for all sorts of stuff...but jorch says we should just trust him, so...

[Jocko Johnson]

That depends. Are you wearing a Bulova Accutron watch? If so, congratulations, you've entered the world of hyperdimensional physics. If not, carry on as usual.

Bulova made fine watches in Queens,  NY. If I remember correctly Gen. Omar Bradley was chairman of the board from  I think the mid 1950's to the mid 1970's!

[ItsOver]

HOAGIE! HOAGIE!! Just look at him...yea gotta love the crazy bastard! And compared to some of the batshit nutty mooks like alien in the icebox guy Hoagie is the pinnacle of sanity!
I've heard that the front edge ofbthat hair-do is so sharp he's sliced his fingers up a few times just pushing it back...fixing it with his hand!

I have to admit The Hoaxster is a somewhat lovable crazy.  Lovable like that batshit crazy uncle living in somebody's attic that comes out for the holiday gatherings to wolf down goodies and regale the kids with his loony stories.  It occurred to me the other day he kind of reminds me of this character, too.



Maybe he was Hoagies hero. 

[SciFiAuthor]

Are you going to listen to Knapp tonight, SciFi?  Looks promising.

I'm looking forward to it, that incident in Russia is pure strangeness.

[SciFiAuthor]

Anyone remember the lies...I ah mean, stories... (I say lies because if snoorge's lips are flapping he most likely is lying) about that sad sack'o shit' pree-doucher tammy paying for stranger's groceries at the supermarket while they are on the check line?  Well I have it from good authority, (Bob Green, mgr Frazier Foods in Callie) that fatso tammy tries to eat the food from peoples carts while waiting in the ck out line. Well when he gets nabbed he is forced to pay for it when they reach the register!     
Sometimes I even crack myself up...true story...if you trust dave, you got to trust me on this one!

Ever met Tommy? Bet ya haven't. I've always found it interesting that people here will slander the ever living fuck out of someone that they know almost nothing about.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Bulova made fine watches in Queens,  NY. If I remember correctly Gen. Omar Bradley was chairman of the board from  I think the mid 1950's to the mid 1970's!

My aunt worked for them for many years. The main office was a beauty in it's time.

[ZHero]

Ever met Tommy? Bet ya haven't. I've always found it interesting that people here will slander the ever living fuck out of someone that they know almost nothing about.

Jocko said Tammy. Not Tommy.  Scifi author, are you really Noory or Tommy?  I find it interesting you always defend them...

[SciFiAuthor]

Jocko said Tammy. Not Tommy.  Scifi author, are you really Noory or Tommy?  I find it interesting you always defend them...

Everyone knows who he meant, we're not stupid. No, we've all been through this crap before. I'm not paid, I'm nobody important, I'm on neither side. I'd just like to know why everyone hates and strokes out over a non-public figure that almost nothing is known about.

[PB the Deplorable]

Ever met Tommy? Bet ya haven't. I've always found it interesting that people here will slander the ever living fuck out of someone that they know almost nothing about.

We know he's the screener that puts through the worst callers in talk show history.  We know he's George's enabler, still works for George 10 years later, and accompanies him everywhere.

What do you consider slander?  Saying he's fat? 

[ZHero]

Everyone knows who he meant, we're not stupid. No, we've all been through this crap before. I'm not paid, I'm nobody important, I'm on neither side. I'd just like to know why everyone hates and strokes out over a non-public figure that almost nothing is known about.

BECAUSE Tommy is Noory's butt-boy, and everybody knows; NOORY SUCKS!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Everyone knows who he meant, we're not stupid. No, we've all been through this crap before. I'm not paid, I'm nobody important, I'm on neither side. I'd just like to know why everyone hates and strokes out over a non-public figure that almost nothing is known about.

I don't hate Tommy. He's achieved a mythological status, due in large part to Paper*Boy's Eye Pad cartoons which poke fun, gently not viciously. The Eye Pad cartoon characters have taken on a life of their own, a considerable achievement by P*B. The worst I can say about Tommy is that while he makes a fine Marilyn Monroe in his white dress and wig,  he needs a good depilatory to make that really work. Marilyn did not have back hair to the best of my knowledge. And that's about it.

[Jocko Johnson]

Ever met Tommy? Bet ya haven't. I've always found it interesting that people here will slander the ever living fuck out of someone that they know almost nothing about.

Hey smart boy go kiss their asses somewhere else. You wouldn't  know slander if it bit you on the ass. Because  I know slander and I am not him. Besides you can't  call a guy fat...hey I am fat...so just go for a swim.

[Jocko Johnson]

Ever met Tommy? Bet ya haven't. I've always found it interesting that people here will slander the ever living fuck out of someone that they know almost nothing about.

Oh Tammy...ah I mean sci-fi why do u always get so upset when peeps here talk about the suckers the forum is dedicated too...it gets curiouser and curiouser....hmmm

[Jocko Johnson]

I have to admit The Hoaxster is a somewhat lovable crazy.  Lovable like that batshit crazy uncle living in somebody's attic that comes out for the holiday gatherings to wolf down goodies and regale the kids with his loony stories.  It occurred to me the other day he kind of reminds me of this character, too.



Maybe he was Hoagies hero. 

I get it...good one I like it...funny...hoagies heroes...like the TV show and samitches...heros...hoagies...see sci fi I... explain... for... you!
Just like u didn't  get the other story its called a joke...funny...you...laugh!  OK?
Hey Mr. Author  Frazier foods &  Bob Green are fictional character/place from Phil Hendrie . Just tired of snores phony do good stories...because...he ...not...nice...he...bad...man OK fishy!?

[SciFiAuthor]

We know he's the screener that puts through the worst callers in talk show history.  We know he's George's enabler, still works for George 10 years later, and accompanies him everywhere.

What do you consider slander?  Saying he's fat?

What, exactly, is the crime against humanity that you seem to think is here that would make working for George even a remotely bad thing?

Yes, fat is a good starter. There's more. Gay and transgendered have come up. You know, if he ever leaves Premiere and gets vetted for another job, all of this will come up on a search. Why would you do that to some schmoe that just happens to work for someone?

[SciFiAuthor]

Besides you can't  call a guy fat...hey I am fat...so just go for a swim.

Ah, I see. Issues with your weight drive you to transference. Carry on then, didn't realize you were one of the sad cases.

[TheGrimCreeper1]

How many more trips can one make to the well with this tired old topic?

JFK Special XI
Date:   11-22-13
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Open Lines
Everybody remembers where they were on November 22, 1963. It was the day the United States lost its innocence and for many decades we have been arguing about what really happened to our 35th President, John F. Kennedy. Join George Noory as he ponders the many theories with various guests about what occurred on this day 50 years ago.

[Jocko Johnson]

Ah, I see. Issues with your weight drive you to transference. Carry on then, didn't realize you were one of the sad cases.

Again...u just don't get the funny...I am a lean mean fighting machine..but than if I was fast I could "slander" Tammy? Be OK than Mr. Thought police? Weak dude very weak.