George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

 

Troll. Look Noory Mongoose your hero is still on the airwaves so why are you here bothering us? I guess this is evidence Snorey bores even his loyal fans. Whatever.....

Christ.  First a dolphin now a mongoose.  This is about Dave not Dr. Doolittle.

[zeebo]

Noory's got a guy on talking about the "Lizard Man" of South Carolina ...

Bumper music:  "Dream Lover"

[ItsOver]

Noory's got a guy on talking about the "Lizard Man" of South Carolina ...

Bumper music:  "Dream Lover"

I heard a radio promo for Dave's crapfest tonight.  He was going on about "listening" to "Creature from the Black Lagoon."  : 

Hahaha... the perfect match for "Snake Boy."

[ZHero]

My first ever post here but Jorch just had a call in of a woman " I was married to a lizard man!". It seemed to turn Dave on! 

[Morgus]

I see Graham Hancock is now scheduled to appear as a guest on Noory's c2cam next week.
Yet another one of Art Bell's planned guests from last week that got bumped, getting 'poached' by Noory?

[WildCard]

My first ever post here but Jorch just had a call in of a woman " I was married to a lizard man!". It seemed to turn Dave on!

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/ghostly-groping-reptilian-romp-sasquatch-assault-6-sexual-encounters-of-the-third-kind/keha_ghost/

[Étouffée]

The  Peanuts want Art free!

[ZHero]

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/ghostly-groping-reptilian-romp-sasquatch-assault-6-sexual-encounters-of-the-third-kind/keha_ghost/

Lol, not knocking it, but Dave does everything else while conducting an interview, why not use C2c as his own personal booty call?

[21st Century Man]

What's with these Edith Bunker types calling into Coast? 

[ZHero]

What's with these Edith Bunker types calling into Coast?

Snoory groupies.

[21st Century Man]

Let's hope Noory kicks Tim Good off the show. Maybe the same thing that happened to Art will happen to George.

[Falkie2013]

Mr. Noory, Congrats on the spelling, asshole.  It really should be acehole.

NO.

It should be asshole because his career will be in ashes when we and the Art Bell Cat Army uses him for a scratching post.

[Jnthn932]

Gnoory

 




Re: Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

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Some of you have sent me personal messages regarding my help/support for Art if he choses to return.
I have already contacted Sirius/XM to express my endorsement of an Art Bell/Coast Channel on 104. I didn't get a no.
If Art wants to merely stream, I would assist him there as well in any way I can. And lastly I still stand by my offer to him (as I did when he was first on Dark Matter) to invite him on Coast to Coast to discuss his new show, etc. I got no response to that.
I would like nothing more than for him to enjoy his career because without him, Id not be where I am today.
Ive taken many hits from you regarding the show and that's ok. We can all grow and fine tune, but to blame us for knocking Art off the air is unfounded and quite simply inaccurate. We were coming back to Sirius/XM regardless of whether Art quit or stayed.
If he emails me and wants some assistance, Ill be there for him.
Any other issues, Id gladly address once MV decides to put me on the coastgab podcast.
Until then keep up the fight.
GN

He's calling you out MV. And Art doesn't need your help. You think he does though? Lol and there's your problem and why you won't get any better.

[zeebo]

My first ever post here but Jorch just had a call in of a woman " I was married to a lizard man!". It seemed to turn Dave on!

haha I can't think of a better first post ZHero, welcome to the forum

[21st Century Man]

Only Noory would play the Kenny G version of What a Wonderful World. Ruins the song.

[Falkie2013]

haha I can't think of a better first post ZHero, welcome to the forum

Probably because the lizard man was humping $noorge's leg and measuring him to see whether or not he'd fit in the freezer or not.

[Falkie2013]

He's calling you out MV. And Art doesn't need your help. You think he does though? Lol and there's your problem and why you won't get any better.

" I'll be there for him . "

HA !

Noory's there for Art like Judas or the mob was there for Jesus !

[valdez]

Noory's got a guy on talking about the "Lizard Man" of South Carolina ...

      Lyle Blackburn on this "lizard man" that attacked somebody's car back in '88, and a nationwide "media frenzy" ensued.  George wondered why the media would be interested in such a story...of a lizard man...on a rampage.  Maybe it was a slow news day, George.  Timothy Good on alien encounters, including the infamous Eisenhower meeting with space men, and how Neil Armstrong saw aliens on the moon but decided not to tell anyone.  Kept it a secret.  Took it to his grave.  Amazing.  Throughout both interviews George had this steady, slow, serious air about him.  Sort of like LMH.  Except LMH has a tendency to ask relevant questions.

[ItsOver]

Only Noory would play the Kenny G version of What a Wonderful World. Ruins the song.

Another thrill up Tommy's leg. 

[FallenSeraph]

      Lyle Blackburn on this "lizard man" that attacked somebody's car back in '88, and a nationwide "media frenzy" ensued.  George wondered why the media would be interested in such a story...of a lizard man...on a rampage.  Maybe it was a slow news day, George.  Timothy Good on alien encounters, including the infamous Eisenhower meeting with space men, and how Neil Armstrong saw aliens on the moon but decided not to tell anyone.  Kept it a secret.  Took it to his grave.  Amazing.  Throughout both interviews George had this steady, slow, serious air about him.  Sort of like LMH.  Except LMH has a tendency to ask relevant questions.

This show made me giddy last night with its awesome, awesome WTF-factor. The solemnity â€" combined with the illustrations â€" made for PURE C2C JOY, KIDS! Hell, I'll take lizard men over skycars and power grids any night.

My younger bro used to be a huge C2C fan during the days of Art Bell. We'd be listening to the same show but in different states and it was always kind of cool like that. He has since wandered away from the show in disgust. [TBH, he refused to start listening to Dark Matter because, in his words, "It'll last five minutes and then Art'll take off again." So yeah, I'm taking all kinds of sh*t from him now. On top of everything.]

I sent my bro a text last night: "hey man, you gotta turn on the radio and listen to this." After a while, he sent back: "LOVE ME SOME LIZARD MAN!" That's the kind of C2C I like â€" the kind that evokes a "you gotta turn on the radio" text. Even if it's just to laugh in disbelief at something. It doesn't have to fill me with reverential awe.

Any time a batty-sounding little old lady calls in, for a minute I always think (and hope) it's Bateman.

George sounded a little weary or slurry or something. I think you guys might be wearing him out. 

[FallenSeraph]

My first ever post here but Jorch just had a call in of a woman " I was married to a lizard man!". It seemed to turn Dave on!

Welcome, and this was probably the most awesome call I've heard on the show in a long time. I thought it was a Bell Gabber for the first 20 seconds or so â€" it was too damn good to be true.

Poor Lyle was at a loss for words.

Sheezus and I thought some of my relationships were weird.

[ItsOver]

Caution:  the following may cause disbelief, shock, and involuntary spasms.  Brace yourself.

Coast to Coast AM  has Open Lines on Friday (2nd half of the show)

Autumn Rituals/ Open Lines
Date:    11-15-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Oberon Zell, Open Lines

In the first half, practicing Wizard Oberon Zell updates his work on magical creatures as well as autumnal rituals we can practice to celebrate the harvest, reconnect with our roots, and release what no longer serves us.

[HorrorRetro]

Caution:  the following may cause disbelief, shock, and involuntary spasms.  Brace yourself.

Coast to Coast AM  has Open Lines on Friday (2nd half of the show)

Autumn Rituals/ Open Lines
Date:    11-15-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Oberon Zell, Open Lines

In the first half, practicing Wizard Oberon Zell updates his work on magical creatures as well as autumnal rituals we can practice to celebrate the harvest, reconnect with our roots, and release what no longer serves us.

I'll just rewatch The Wicker Man instead. Besides, it's getting rather late in the year for Autumnal rituals. 

[DanTSX]

He likes you!

Figures

[ItsOver]

I'll just rewatch The Wicker Man instead. Besides, it's getting rather late in the year for Autumnal rituals. 

  Yes, I believe I've reached the legal limit for Autumnal rituals, at least the ones to celebrate the harvest.  Another "Classhic," courtesy of Jorch.  I HIGHLY recommend Valdez put on the Kevlar for this mind-numbing threat.

Praise be and pass the pumpkin, Knapp is on this Sunday, with more on the Dyatlov Pass incident.  Sounds promising.  I'm VERY glad tonight's bountiful harvest wasn't dumped on Knapp.  See Jorch, we don't hate everything.  Just the things that deserve it.

[HorrorRetro]

  Yes, I believe I've reached the legal limit for Autumnal rituals, at least the ones to celebrate the harvest.  Another "Classhic," courtesy of Jorch.  I HIGHLY recommend Valdez put on the Kevlar for this mind-numbing threat.

Praise be and pass the pumpkin, Knapp is on this Sunday, with more on the Dyatlov Pass incident.  Sounds promising.  I'm REALLY glad tonight's bountiful harvest wasn't dumped on Knapp.  See Jorch,  we don't hate everything.  Just the things that deserve it.

I'd love to hear more about Dyatlov, especially with Knapp.  That's the kind of topic he's perfect for. The other night, I listened to Mysterious Universe's show on Dyatlov.  They didn't get too in depth, but it left me wanting to buy the author's book.  http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2013/11/10-18-mu-podcast/

[FallenSeraph]

Caution:  the following may cause disbelief, shock, and involuntary spasms.  Brace yourself.

Coast to Coast AM  has Open Lines on Friday (2nd half of the show)

Autumn Rituals/ Open Lines
Date:    11-15-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Oberon Zell, Open Lines

In the first half, practicing Wizard Oberon Zell updates his work on magical creatures as well as autumnal rituals we can practice to celebrate the harvest, reconnect with our roots, and release what no longer serves us.

FOOK YES! THIS ONE WILL BE A CLASSIC, KIDDIES!

Where's my party hat?

[ItsOver]

FOOK YES! THIS ONE WILL BE A CLASSIC, KIDDIES!

Where's my party hat?

Maybe I should just give up on performing rituals for Art's return and accept the fact I'm trapped in Dave's Hell.  I sincerely hope you can gather some "classhic" nuggets for disbelief from tonight's romp around the bonfire, Seraphim.  It does sound promising as a minefield of laughs. 

[ItsOver]

Figures

Has Jorch gotten back with you yet with "an offer you can't refuse."   

[bateman]

Caution:  the following may cause disbelief, shock, and involuntary spasms.  Brace yourself.

Coast to Coast AM  has Open Lines on Friday (2nd half of the show)

Autumn Rituals/ Open Lines
Date:    11-15-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Oberon Zell, Open Lines

In the first half, practicing Wizard Oberon Zell updates his work on magical creatures as well as autumnal rituals we can practice to celebrate the harvest, reconnect with our roots, and release what no longer serves us.