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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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SaucyRossy

Quote from: UFQuack on September 17, 2013, 04:51:39 PM
Yeah well the point is that I don't enjoy it. But paying to listen to Art Bell who used to be free who I've already heard for years and years is not going to happen.

If you really want to listen to Art you can do the no credit card required 30 day free trial.

Other wise you're just bashing your head against a wall of pizza rolls expecting not to get burnt.

Your choice.

CoherentBlast

Quote from: UFQuack on September 17, 2013, 04:51:39 PM
Yeah well the point is that I don't enjoy it. But paying to listen to Art Bell who used to be free who I've already heard for years and years is not going to happen. I'd rather see new people come in all the time. Besides it's not really a race, because its like comparing apples and oranges, Dark Matter as a show is its own thing, and regardless of Noory, Coast is its own thing. It's like saying you'd only watch one Late Night TV show when there are a bunch of them and they mostly all suck anyway.

It is statements like this which prove what a downward spiral society is on. I would have paid for Art's show back in the 90's after hearing it for free once. For those who would rather hang around for free cheese, good luck lol, the man is worth every penny ;)

eddie dean

Quote from: ziznak on September 17, 2013, 02:31:39 PM
heheh... this is all we should post here now... links to arts shows.  I gotta say it must be a rough time for George.  Articles explaining his name is forever bound to the word sucks, the comments on C2C's fartbook, and all of the pro-Art Bell buzz must have him thanking gawd and all of the anjels that he was able to squeeze one last contract in before he disappears into temporary local weatherman obscurity. 

George... listen to Arts program from wayback on how to disappear and then DO IT.  Start a new life somewhere "thuh haterz" and your soiled reputation might not follow you.  You need witness protection, plastic surgery, and a severe case of amnesia.  Ah wait you already have amnesia...

Jorch should call Saul's "disappearing" guy.

aldousburbank

Quote from: onan on September 17, 2013, 05:00:28 PM
Not everyone likes Art as much as most of us... perish the thought I know.
I know. Not everyone likes the beatles or seven of nine either. Weird.

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 17, 2013, 05:21:20 PM
I know. Not everyone likes the beatles or seven of nine either. Weird.

Personally, I always felt eight of nine got a bum deal from seven. It's always seven! seven! seven!


aldousburbank

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on September 17, 2013, 05:23:44 PM
Personally, I always felt eight of nine got a bum deal from seven. It's always seven! seven! seven!
Bum deal, seven of nine. Ouch!

Now wait just a minute, lol. That puts a competely different spin on things.  ;D

aldousburbank

Damn! I said I wouldn't post here anymore. Now I have. Thrice! Doh!


dortmunder

I listened to a Schnoory show from last week today because I was bored. He had some astrologer on. I had to laugh though because this lady called in and asked a question and then ended with "...and if you don't know the answer I'll just ask Art Bell on monday". Dead silence from George. I had to share this. Made me chuckle with delight.

bateman

Quote from: dortmunder on September 17, 2013, 05:39:33 PM
I listened to a Schnoory show from last week today because I was bored. He had some astrologer on. I had to laugh though because this lady called in and asked a question and then ended with "...and if you don't know the answer I'll just ask Art Bell on monday". Dead silence from George. I had to share this. Made me chuckle with delight.

HAHAHAHAHA, that was me. Oh my god that's fantastic. I wonder how it slipped through on your end, they were definitely able to dump it on the station I was listening to.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: bateman on September 17, 2013, 05:45:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, that was me. Oh my god that's fantastic. I wonder how it slipped through on your end, they were definitely able to dump it on the station I was listening to.

That means your remark about Art ended up on the insider download.

Quote from: bateman on September 17, 2013, 05:45:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, that was me. Oh my god that's fantastic. I wonder how it slipped through on your end, they were definitely able to dump it on the station I was listening to.


Didn't someone post a clip of it, I could have sworn I heard that and I don't even listen to Coast.

They just thought it was funny, I remember thinking 'Bateman!', but then no one said anything.

bateman

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 17, 2013, 05:48:26 PM
Didn't someone post a clip of it, I could have sworn I heard that and I don't even listen to Coast.

They just thought it was funny, I remember thinking 'Bateman!', but then no one said anything.

Yeah, Maxwell did here:

http://coastgab.com/index.php?topic=3.msg146923#msg146923


dortmunder

Quote from: bateman on September 17, 2013, 05:45:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, that was me. Oh my god that's fantastic. I wonder how it slipped through on your end, they were definitely able to dump it on the station I was listening to.

Seriously? Lol! That was classic! Kudos! I almost figured it had to be someone from this forum!

Snoreman

Quote from: ziznak on September 17, 2013, 02:31:39 PM
heheh... this is all we should post here now... links to arts shows.  I gotta say it must be a rough time for George.  Articles explaining his name is forever bound to the word sucks, the comments on C2C's fartbook, and all of the pro-Art Bell buzz must have him thanking gawd and all of the anjels that he was able to squeeze one last contract in before he disappears into temporary local weatherman obscurity. 

George... listen to Arts program from wayback on how to disappear and then DO IT.  Start a new life somewhere "thuh haterz" and your soiled reputation might not follow you.  You need witness protection, plastic surgery, and a severe case of amnesia.  Ah wait you already have amnesia...
I agree. If Snoory was smart, he would take notes. But Dave is not knows for his smarts.

KnyeGuy

I have a feeling this thread is gonna see a dramatic loss of activity...who freaking cares anymore? Valdez your write-ups are great though...

Lunger

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on September 17, 2013, 02:49:00 PM
Now, being an Insider  sucker I have a question.    where's that George time?  Missed it in August and it is dwindling down in September.

Fixed it for you!

UFQuack

Quote from: phrodo on September 17, 2013, 04:56:03 PM
With a little intelligence and creativity it is not necessary to pay to listen to Art's Dark Matter.... guessing you have a little of one or the other?

Thanks for the suggestion to get both intelligence and creativity, or I could just download the show from Youtube later but again it's not really about that. Like let's say for example that sometimes if I'm working at night during the hours Coast to Coast AM is on and all I have is a pocket radio available, what other live show should I tune into? I can't listen to Red Eye Radio, those guys are obnoxious jerks! Unfortunately Jorch is the only thing that's on, but this shouldn't have to be the case. The public need not be stuck with Jorch as the exclusive host forever no matter how much he brags about his contract! I know they've not changed him as of yet, but we can still hope.

Anyway night time weird radio doesn't have to be a two horse race and even if you credit Art Bell with having pretty much invented the weird format, that does not mean that the topic it addresses are exclusively his. There's plenty of room to experiment here.

I know Art Bell makes an entertaining host, I used to listen too so I'm not knocking him completely, and if anyone wants to pay for XM to hear him, I'm fine with that. I'm also fine with XM radio which a person might like to have anyway.

UFQuack

Quote from: awake on September 17, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Ugh, I have UFQuack blocked and this is exactly why.  Gadzooks! what a shrill shill.

You just couldn't stand to hear an opposing opinion.

Jnthn932

Quote from: UFQuack on September 17, 2013, 11:21:37 PM
Thanks for the suggestion to get both intelligence and creativity, or I could just download the show from Youtube later but again it's not really about that. Like let's say for example that sometimes if I'm working at night during the hours Coast to Coast AM is on and all I have is a pocket radio available, what other live show should I tune into? I can't listen to Red Eye Radio, those guys are obnoxious jerks! Unfortunately Jorch is the only thing that's on, but this shouldn't have to be the case. The public need not be stuck with Jorch as the exclusive host forever no matter how much he brags about his contract! I know they've not changed him as of yet, but we can still hope.

Anyway night time weird radio doesn't have to be a two horse race and even if you credit Art Bell with having pretty much invented the weird format, that does not mean that the topic it addresses are exclusively his. There's plenty of room to experiment here.

I know Art Bell makes an entertaining host, I used to listen too so I'm not knocking him completely, and if anyone wants to pay for XM to hear him, I'm fine with that. I'm also fine with XM radio which a person might like to have anyway.
Why don't you try WORKING while at work?

zeebo

Quote from: KnyeGuy on September 17, 2013, 06:59:13 PM
I have a feeling this thread is gonna see a dramatic loss of activity...who freaking cares anymore? Valdez your write-ups are great though...

Always like those Valdez recaps myself. 


SR-71

The first person and/or space alien (legal alien both human and alien) to post on page 1300 will pick which person that I will send five bucks to(mv or gnoory).

UFQuack

Quote from: Jnthn932 on September 17, 2013, 11:27:06 PM
Why don't you try WORKING while at work?

Sure sure--as if nobody's ever been able to work and listen to radio before, come on now.

WOTR

Quote from: Jnthn932 on September 17, 2013, 11:27:06 PM
Why don't you try WORKING while at work?
Do you have any idea how many night jobs allow one to listen to the radio while working?  There are day time jobs as well (think trucker).  Where it is the odd day job that allows such things, night jobs almost always allow work and the radio to coexist.  Police officer, security guard, trucker, gas station attendant, taxi driver, equipment operator repaving your highways, fish and wildlife officer (ranger? in the US.)  This does not even touch on occupations such as mobster and hitman...  Honestly, if you want to be paid to listen to the radio, a night time job will almost always allow that (come to think of it, almost any career as a criminal will allow the same thing while you case joints or wait for victims.)

WOTR

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 17, 2013, 09:09:35 AM
George is bound to get better now.  Just listen or have someone listen to Art's show, and when that same guest comes on C2C later ask the same questions. 

But random and out of out of context, not part of an actual conversation.
I now have the image of Tommy writing down the comments that Art makes and the questions that he asks on the "infamous" 3X5 cards and shuffling them.  He need not even wait for the same guest.  Tonight Art had asked a question about disclosure; Noory could ask the Loch Ness monster guy the same question.  Art had made a comment about a bullet with your name on it and being intimidated into not showing the world your invention... Noory could make the same comment about disclosing information about the Loch Ness Monster.  this could be enough fun that I would tune in again if he started reading these cards that Tommy is undoubtedly producing for him.

dortmunder

So, I guess it's official. George said he's gonna be on The View next thursday, the 19th. Being interviewed by Whoopi! LOL! This should be classic. Oh man, Premrat is going all out to keep the mothership from drifting into the wormhole.

Quote from: dortmunder on September 18, 2013, 01:38:52 AM
So, I guess it's official. George said he's gonna be on The View next thursday, the 19th. Being interviewed by Whoopi! LOL! This should be classic. Oh man, Premrat is going all out to keep the mothership from drifting into the wormhole.


Is that a morning show?  Does anyone know what time it's on?  That should be hilariously awful

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