George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

Hi there!

Hey starrmtn001!

Happy Friday!   

[starrmtn001]

News Update:

After an incredibly long run of suckage, george noory continues to suck, and is now sucking harder!

[Roy Hinkley]

News Update:

After an incredibly long run of suckage, george noory continues to suck, and is now sucking harder!

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[bmcintyre]

In so many ways I agree with your statement.  However, I wonder what will become of this forum and all of the posters whose company I really enjoy?  It is far easier (and more entertaining) to laugh at failure than to post praise night after night.

How many days until posting about Art gets old?  Questions such as "did you hear the way Art nailed that interview?" and comments such as "Art does it again- another classic show!" will begin to get old.  I only want to read how great it is to have an interviewer who is engaged, uses proper English words and asks good follow up questions so many times.

While Dave killed Coast, he has provided years of material for the brilliant minds here to dissect.  Art will never provide us with a pizza roll incident, Mexican kidnapping, dead raccoon hairpiece, or worn out question such as "how are yewwwuu?" to poke fun of.  there will never be an eyepad thread with Art asking "could it be angles?"  So much of the humour and cutting wit that makes this forum great may end up lost.

Now, I am not advocating we all boycott Dark matter, nor am I saying that I will be tuning into Coast nightly for my laughs- just saying that there may actually be something that we loose as this section of the board dies and Noory fades to a memory.

I think that this thread will die and people will post about the subject matter and guests rather than the host.  That would be my preference. 

Like Basagio, or whatever his name was.  What a great line of bullshit!!  So well thought out!  Just another guy chosen by our Government to take an elevator to Mars.

[starrmtn001]

Hey starrmtn001!

Happy Friday!   

Hi there Roy! Happy Friday to you too. 

george noory sucks.

[Roy Hinkley]

I think that this thread will die and people will post about the subject matter and guests rather than the host.  That would be my preference.

That was my thought too.  With a real host that doesn't dishtract from the program we can actually concentrate on the topics for once.

[Chine]

  I'm here in Canada and i dont see any Art Bell show on demand or anywhere on the channel guide yet.

Try this. Go to channels. Look for the Indie Channel. This is the logo. Shows up on my channel area. Click on Indie Channel...Look for Names of Shows. Not sure if that helps. But this logo appears at the top of my screen.

[bmcintyre]

Hi there!

Hi! So, where's George's BFF?

[starrmtn001]

I think that this thread will die and people will post about the subject matter and guests rather than the host.  That would be my preference.

Time will tell tyre.  Meanwhile we have the Art Bell thread, the Dark Matter Chat thread, and a host of other cool threads to keep us busy.

Maybe in the near future we can open a "What Ever Happened To george noory" thread where speculation can free range beyond the unknown.

[starrmtn001]

Hi! So, where's George's BFF?

Hell if I know.  It's not my turn to watch him.  Hey, wait a minute.  Is that porpoise I smell on your breath???

[bmcintyre]

That was my thought too.  With a real host that doesn't dishtract from the program we can actually concentrate on the topics for once.

I cannot wait until we can discuss time travel and reptilians without bringing in the Bible.  And, the hole in the earth at the top of the world.  There are so many cool things to talk about!

[Roy Hinkley]

Maybe in the near future we can open a "What Ever Happened To george noory" thread where speculation can free range beyond the unknown.

I have happy visions of him being sacked from Premier, and walking into a 7-11 somewhere and seeing Dave selling those very same turkey saniches he used to buy back in the day.  And I do mean the same batch of sandwiches since it's 7-11...

[starrmtn001]

If Dave and George met face to face on a sidewalk somewhere, would they both disappear?

[Meanandnasty]

Where's flipper?  Did the mammal every give links on Amazon to the sci-fi book it wrote?  The mammal may have but I don't want to go back and scavage through all of the pages that have rapidly accumulated during the past month?

[Meanandnasty]

If Dave and George met face to face on a sidewalk somewhere, would they both disappear?

My interpretation of Dave is that he is George's doppleganger.

[bmcintyre]

Hell if I know.  It's not my turn to watch him.  Hey, wait a minute.  Is that porpoise I smell on your breath???

Nope.  I was kind of snotty to it yesterday.  Unless it knows a lot of information that is not common knowledge, why bring up possible lawsuits etc.  Why go hypothetical when George brings his own material.  We are all only interested in a radio show.   

[bmcintyre]

Hell if I know.  It's not my turn to watch him.  Hey, wait a minute.  Is that porpoise I smell on your breath???

I took one of George's breath mints...  oh no.  God, this and the fact that I haven't made any money since working from home on my computer so that I could spend a little extra time with my children.  Geez, I am so stupid and trusting. oh F--k, the dehydrated food is rotten too.

[Roy Hinkley]

Hell if I know.  It's not my turn to watch him.  Hey, wait a minute.  Is that porpoise I smell on your breath???

[not SciFi]  For the last time ----- I'm a DOLPHIN!!

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[Roy Hinkley]

I took one of George's breath mints...  oh no.  God, this and the fact that I haven't made any money since working from home on my computer so that I could spend a little extra time with my children.  Geez, I am so stupid and trusting. oh F--k, the dehydrated food is rotten too.

But how's the Sleep Number Bed BM??  Sleeping better?

[starrmtn001]

[not SciFi]  For the last time ----- I'm a DOLPHIN!!

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But I bet ya TASTE like porpoise.

[ItsOver]

... Is that porpoise I smell on your breath???

Hahaha...I had the same thought.  Our friendly bear had just awakened from a nice nap after a big meal of Dipper, the annoying Dolphin.

[Roy Hinkley]

But I bet ya TASTE like porpoise.

[ItsOver]

Where's flipper?  Did the mammal every give links on Amazon to the sci-fi book it wrote?...

Not that I noticed.  Maybe the book is like Dave's imaginary email to Art.  The best work of fiction the Miami fish ever wrote was his "Give Dave a chance cause ten years isn't enough" posts.

[bmcintyre]

But how's the Sleep Number Bed BM??  Sleeping better?

Its a friggin air mattress.

Well, the nice part is that George can have his number and for Tommy, who is a bit stockier, can have a different number, for more support on his side of the bed.  This way, no one goes to bed mad.

[Roy Hinkley]

Not that I noticed.  Maybe the book is like Dave's imaginary email to Art.  The best work of fiction the Miami fish ever wrote was his "Give Dave a chance cause ten years isn't enough" posts.

Dave gives good reason to implement term limits for radio hosts.

Not so good when Art is in office though.

[Roy Hinkley]

Its a friggin air mattress.

Is it evil?  Is it a possessed mattress?

[bmcintyre]

Is it evil?  Is it a possessed mattress?

It is full of angel farts.

I actually did take the photo of the bear. 

[Disheartened]

  I'm here in Canada and i dont see any Art Bell show on demand or anywhere on the channel guide yet.

I'm in Canada too. Art Bell's Dark Matter doesn't exist yet. Look for the INDIE Channel.

[starrmtn001]

Is it evil?  Is it a possessed mattress?

[bmcintyre]

Not that I noticed.  Maybe the book is like Dave's imaginary email to Art.  The best work of fiction the Miami fish ever wrote was his "Give Dave a chance cause ten years isn't enough" posts.

I wish his Mom didn't post here.