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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Renaldo

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 10:49:53 PM
Richard's follow-up investigation to The Face on Mars: The Mustache in the Pajamas.

hahahahaha 

Sardondi

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 09:13:54 PM
"....burned me so bad that I had blisters on my tongue this big, I swear to God!"

Xtreme1

http://www.talkers.com/heaviest-hundred/

EDIT THIS WAS ACTUALLY IN 2010 still GNS

Talkers Magazine a trade journal is kind of like a bible for who's who and what in talk radio.  They are celebrating their 20th anniversary this year.  They got a panel together to come up with the Top 100 talk radio hosts of all time.  Guess who's number 17? ART. Number 37, George. Arts beats out some pretty big heavyweights. Georgie, not so much. And these are all active broadcasters that Art was up against. The moral?  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!!!

SaucyRossy

Quote from: Xtreme1 on September 12, 2013, 10:59:54 PM
http://www.talkers.com/heaviest-hundred/

EDIT THIS WAS ACTUALLY IN 2010 still GNS

Talkers Magazine a trade journal is kind of like a bible for who's who and what in talk radio.  They are celebrating their 20th anniversary this year.  They got a panel together to come up with the Top 100 talk radio hosts of all time.  Guess who's number 17? ART. Number 37, George. Arts beats out some pretty big heavyweights. Georgie, not so much. And these are all active broadcasters that Art was up against. The moral?  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!!!

HAHA

"Maintaining momentum of paranormal talk radio genre."

Not exactly glowing.....


Also it's amazing to me how many people on that list started or are based in Florida.

Florida talk radio is huge down here and I grew up listening to a ton of it. Rush Limbaugh (palm beach), Larry King (miami), Rhandi Rhodes (palm beach), Neil Rogers (miami), and Bubba the Love sponge (tampa) being the ones I know off the list.

Chine

Ok...trying again. Keeps posting sideways..


Divine

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 09:13:54 PM
"I have a raccoon that keepsh getting into my garbage. Could it be an eeeeevil raccoon?"




And we can breathe at last No more notes, no more ghost Here's a health, here's a toast To a prosperous year Undone

Phantom Of The Karaoke

SaucyRossy

Quote from: shell88 on September 12, 2013, 11:08:28 PM
Have yaall seen this George Noory pizza roll story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1914eEHOZPw#t=51

You know the question I have about this.

He had to still be hungry, I bet he ate the pizza rolls after they cooled down.

zeebo

Quote from: Chine on September 12, 2013, 11:06:03 PM
Ok...trying again. Keeps posting sideways..

This is disturbing, and hilarious, and disturbing.  You guys are killing me tonite, tears of laughter.

shell88

Parts of the vid are pretty funny. But I be it hurt like hell. He wouldn't have eaten much for a few days.

Divine

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 09:13:54 PM
"I have a raccoon that keepsh getting into my garbage. Could it be an eeeeevil raccoon?"




Dave trying to find the Microphone after drinking a couple.


Chine

Quote from: shell88 on September 12, 2013, 11:18:38 PM
Parts of the vid are pretty funny. But I be it hurt like hell. He wouldn't have eaten much for a few days.

I'm impressed with the guy's talent making this. I saw this floating around somewhere.

Renaldo

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 12, 2013, 11:13:11 PM
You know the question I have about this.

He had to still be hungry, I bet he ate the pizza rolls after they cooled down.

Yeah, I think so too.

bateman

FUCK, they just cut me off. I said, "...and if you don't know, I'll just ask Art Bell on Monday." They dumped that part. Though I did get to ask about astrology readings for cats.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 11:25:57 PM
FUCK, they just cut me off. I said, "...and if you don't know, I'll just ask Art Bell on Monday." They dumped that part. Though I did get to ask about astrology readings for cats.

Haha I hope maxwell is around to give us the audio. Can't believe I missed it!


Xtreme1

NO, I couldn't eat foe dayz aftuh I burnet thfe woof uf my mouf, sooo, I wuz starvid, so I eight TWO boxes of frozen pizzuh wolls. I awoke in duh middle uv da night, my colun snapping like uh cigar cutter, so I duck wocked intu the bafrooom and I went yeeww, yeeewww and Tommy, as god is my witness, it's that beeg, I swear. Aneeweigh, Tommy, do you have a terlet snake???

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bateman

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 12, 2013, 11:30:16 PM
Haha I hope maxwell is around to give us the audio. Can't believe I missed it!

It was Maryanne Rhinesmith.  ;D

Ravenna

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 11:25:57 PM
FUCK, they just cut me off. I said, "...and if you don't know, I'll just ask Art Bell on Monday." They dumped that part. Though I did get to ask about astrology readings for cats.

Wow, you got through again!  Probably your last time, since you'll be too tied up listening to Dark Matter to have the time to call into c2c anymore.

We need AUDIO of this!  (At the very least, it will be on the YouTube audio of tonight's show tomorrow).

Chine

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 11:25:57 PM
FUCK, they just cut me off. I said, "...and if you don't know, I'll just ask Art Bell on Monday." They dumped that part. Though I did get to ask about astrology readings for cats.

Crap. I missed it. Are you getting these recorded?

WOTR

Quote from: Xtreme1 on September 12, 2013, 10:59:54 PM
http://www.talkers.com/heaviest-hundred/
They got a panel together to come up with the Top 100 talk radio hosts of all time.  Guess who's number 17? ART. Number 37, George. Arts beats out some pretty big heavyweights.
35 out of 100... How badly did those who followed Dave suck?!?  If Dave Noory (a man so memorable that even those in the industry carrying his show cannot recall his name) is nearly in the top 1/3 of the all time best radio hosts, it makes me cry a little.  I can see him coming in 75 or 80- but that is about it.  If you had a list of the top 500 radio hosts I can see him landing in the top 1/3- but not a top 100 list.

bateman

Maxwell usually posts the recordings, but I'm not sure he's around tonight. It'll be on the 'tubes tomorrow, I'm sure. I even managed not to laugh this time, but the fuckers cut off the Art remark at the end.

Renaldo

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 11:25:57 PM
FUCK, they just cut me off. I said, "...and if you don't know, I'll just ask Art Bell on Monday." They dumped that part. Though I did get to ask about astrology readings for cats.

Dammit, I was away from the radio!  hahaha

WOTR

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 11:25:57 PM
FUCK, they just cut me off. I said, "...and if you don't know, I'll just ask Art Bell on Monday." They dumped that part. Though I did get to ask about astrology readings for cats.
At least I now know how all of these repeat callers get through.  I used to think that it would be difficult- but it seems every time you call you end up on the air.  I look forward to hearing Maryanne's voice tonight.

shell88

Quote from: wotr1 on September 12, 2013, 11:37:21 PM
35 out of 100... How badly did those who followed Dave suck?!?  If Dave Noory (a man so memorable that even those in the industry carrying his show cannot recall his name) is nearly in the top 1/3 of the all time best radio hosts, it makes me cry a little.  I can see him coming in 75 or 80- but that is about it.  If you had a list of the top 500 radio hosts I can see him landing in the top 1/3- but not a top 100 list.

  He can thank Art Bell for those ratings.  He sure as hell didn't earn it out of his own blood, sweat, and tears.

bateman

Quote from: wotr1 on September 12, 2013, 11:41:30 PM
At least I now know how all of these repeat callers get through.  I used to think that it would be difficult- but it seems every time you call you end up on the air.  I look forward to hearing Maryanne's voice tonight.

All the mouth breathers call the 800 numbers (because, you know, they have to save their money for meth & Cheetos) so just call the 818 numbers & pretend to have a relevant point.

Renaldo

Quote from: wotr1 on September 12, 2013, 11:37:21 PM
35 out of 100... How badly did those who followed Dave suck?!? 

Honestly, that list is pretty effed up IMHO. It's like they had an assignment, knew about 20 people, then just sort of randomized the other 80 or so. Lots of vagueness, and I think it was put together by people not all that familiar with most of them, let alone some of the older ones.  Tom Snyder lost to Dave big time. Tom Fucking Snyder, one of the best interviewers, ever. Dave, who can't tell a pizza roll from a portal.

Meanandnasty

Mr. Noory come down and join the party!!!!!!  The turkey sandwiches are getting dry around the edges and beginning to curl up. The beer is getting flat and the wine is beginning to ferment.  Better hurry or the Food Department will shut it down.

bateman

Quote from: Ravenna on September 12, 2013, 11:33:38 PM
Wow, you got through again!  Probably your last time, since you'll be too tied up listening to Dark Matter to have the time to call into c2c anymore.

Bingo. George is already in the rear view mirror.

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