George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

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ahahahahaha, better than I could've imagined.

[eddie dean]

This pic just drives me crazy. It looks like he's wearing some old greasy tshirt, and in my mind he's was holding a big sandwich.

Fixed it for ya

[nooryisawesome]

Wed 09-18  Past Life Therapy

Cat ladies will love this.

[Ravenna]

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Funny memes, and now even original art.  This thread rocks once again!

[Xtreme1]

http://www.radioratingz.com/ratings/779/Radio+Show+Coast+To+Coast+W/+George+Noory.html

We're not the only ones that aren't too happy with the "Captain of the Mother Ship"

[eddie dean]

"Have you ever bred horses? It's a lot more work by hand than you'd think. They let me help one time at this ranch, and I swear this one old stallion was like..."

Brilliant sir 

[Divine]

"I have a raccoon that keepsh getting into my garbage. Could it be an eeeeevil raccoon?"

I went to get my Pizza Rolls out of the Trash Can and theirs a Devil Raccoon hiding in a portal, His teeeeths was Thissssss Big!

[Renaldo]

http://www.radioratingz.com/ratings/779/Radio+Show+Coast+To+Coast+W/+George+Noory.html

We're not the only ones that aren't too happy with the "Captain of the Mother Ship"

Some of those comments are hilarious!

[bateman]

I went to get my Pizza Rolls out of the Trash Can and theirs a Devil Raccoon hiding in a portal, His teeeeths was Thissssss Big!

Oh my god, made me think of this:

http://youtu.be/KKC5jjFkfgo

[Xtreme1]

Some of those comments are hilarious!

Yessir I'm LMAO!!

[zeebo]

I went to get my Pizza Rolls out of the Trash Can and theirs a Devil Raccoon hiding in a portal, His teeeeths was Thissssss Big!

Questions for guest: "Are Devil Racoons truly evil, or are they just possessed, or what?  And why do they always come after mah Pizza Rolls?  And are there Angel Racoons too?"

[Chine]

Wed 09-18  Past Life Therapy

Cat ladies will love this.

Surprisingly, it's not the cat hoarders anymore. The demographic has shifted. The 'new' new age catering to business women, yacht clubbers, etc..It's the new black. It's been packaged with spa treatments. You'd be surprised at how savvy the industry has formulated a new metaphysic. There's huge money in it to be found. Makes your stomach turn as they've watered down it's history to a different group of naive consumers. Lowlights and Spirit Guides. 60 min for 500.00.

[Divine]

Oh my god, made me think of this:

http://youtu.be/KKC5jjFkfgo

I needed that. 

[Xtreme1]

From 2007, anyone notice a PATTERN here?

8/25/07     1      This show is the table scraps of the former Art Bell radio feast. Whereas Bell could make any topic entertaining and thought provoking, George Noory lacks the ability to ask a thoughtful question. A great guest will rescue this seemingly uninterested host from time to time. My impression is that Mr. Noory does not prepare for guests and has very little knowledge regarding most topics. This results in his constantly relying on a few worn phrases, no matter what the topice of discussion might be: how does this relate to 2012, are we in the end times, there are no coincidences, blah, blah, blah. George is quick to insert his own poorly formed opinions on a topic rather than getting information from his guests. This is what I miss most about Art Bell. The thought that continually comes to mind while listening to the show is "shut up, George."

[Renaldo]

Lowlights and Spirit Guides. 60 min for 500.00.

For that price it better have a happy ending!

[karios8]

NoMoreNoory, did you ever get a response from the guest you emailed?  I emailed a guest one time when George was exceptionally bad with asking questions that had already been answered and generally not paying attention.  The guest responded, thanked me for enjoying his part of the show and basically said that few authors can pass up the C2C's exposure even if it means putting up with Jorch.  He also said Art Bell is one of his heroes.

[shell88]

http://www.radioratingz.com/ratings/779/Radio+Show+Coast+To+Coast+W/+George+Noory.html
We're not the only ones that aren't too happy with the "Captain of the Mother Ship"
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Most of the comments are negative there, and that's exactly where I went to vent about Noory before I found this site and this thread.

[Renaldo]

Wow, on Tuesday we finally get to find out who Jerome Corsi thinks killed Kennedy. 

[nooryisawesome]

Wow, on Tuesday we finally get to find out who Jerome Corsi thinks killed Kennedy.

You meant:

On Tuesday we will find out what book to buy that Corsi wrote, to find out whom Jerome Corsi thinks killed Kennedy.

[Divine]

George, I just want to say THANK YOU for sucking so badly that you brought Art Bell out of retirement. Words cannot sufficiently convey my gratitude. Your decade of suck has finally paid off for us.

Is this being Fast Blasted. this guy keeps stumbling with his words.  Nervous

[Chine]

Working in Vegas, I have friends making mad money doing Astrology readings. Tao Nightclub and more new clubs on the strip. Also... Lipstick readings is a new rage.

[Renaldo]

[Renaldo]

Is this being Fast Blasted. this guy keeps stumbling with his words.  Nervous

I've sent it.

[bateman]

I thought he was going to say "When I woke up, it was Richard Hoagland.."

[Renaldo]

I thought he was going to say "When I woke up, it was Richard Hoagland.."

[Chine]

I thought he was going to say "I woke up next to Richard Hoagland.."

Ahahaha. Oh no. Too tempting..

[bateman]

Hahahahaha, dear god.

[Renaldo]

I was going to make one with Linda Mountain Ho, but then I found this when looking for images. Can't beat that.

[bateman]

Richard's follow-up investigation to The Face on Mars: The Mustache in the Pajamas.

[Nucky Nolan]

I've often wondered if he's on medications that prevent his brain from clicking in succinctly.

He has IDD, Internet Distraction Disorder. You can see him surf the web while he talks to guests.