George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[shell88]

here's George Noory's birth chart. Have a go
http://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?cid=tfffileD4f8jv-u1292389679;lang=e;gm=a1;btyp=2;mth=gw;sday=13;smon=9;syr=2013;hsy=-1;zod=;orbp=;rs=0;ast=&nhor=3&nho2=3

[bateman]

George's chart!

ahahahaha

[Chine]

Are planets...Evil?

[shell88]

I suggest, tomarrow, Friday night at precisely 10pm Pacific....

We all together, all of one mind, all at the same time say:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS

To leave behind those bastards at PremRat....
To leave behind the confused incomprehension of a pretending dufus and his pizza rolls....
To leave it all behind....

And begin a journey into that one half of one half of one per cent of real human experience...
On Monday night 7pm Pacific Xm
Meet you in Nye!
Wanna take a ride?

What do you think?

  George wont be on tomorrow night. Tonight is his last night before Art returns.

[Divine]

Dave Noorys Astro Chart

[Roy Hinkley]

  George wont be on tomorrow night. Tonight is his last night before Art returns.

Awwwww (fresh air)...I just wanted to see how that looked and sounded......

[Chine]

Divine, ahaha. Two minutes after I posted my George n Planets doodle, a 'Seo Planet' just followed me on Twitter.

[ItsOver]

Dave Noorie:  "I see Shadow Haters... they're everywhere!"

[eddie dean]

Are planets...Evil?

nice job!
Welcome Chine!

[bateman]

Dave Noorys Astro Chart

[Chine]

nice job!
Welcome Chine!

Thank you!

[sleeplessinca]

OMG you're killing me tonight.  Such a good send-off to the poser.

Who's going to tell him, "George, No wonder things are getting hot for you, Pluto and Mars are converging on you and the Sun is in Uranus!"

Oh wait - he will read it here. 

ps - hope you found the Eye Pad, Chine

[Xtreme1]

I think Georgie instead of worrying about loose Velcro on his wig or having the Ronco spray on hair running, should be the GQ type trendsetter that he is and have Rhino Lining sprayed on. As its setting up you could style it with an old shag rug rake. AND, he could pick up a new sponsor

[Renaldo]

Love the pics Chine!  And yeah, check out the eye pad thread...

[Sardondi]

Yeah, he really made it a point to say he didn't agree with Beck on a lot of his views.  This is why I think its funny people think Dave is so right-wing.  Didn't sound like he wanted to be associated with Beck's views at all.

I agree that George is definitely not politically conservative. He is more a "populist", ostensibly for the "little guy". Mostly he's for the frontrunner, whoever it is wherever he happens to be, and he jumps on whatever bandwagon there is. I agree as well he's actually pretty PC, which accounts for how careful he was to distance himself from Glenn Beck. Beck came in for a particularly hard attack from the media, and so Noory was careful to show that he would never ever support the eeeevil Glenn Beck, no way, no how, nosirree Bob, you betcha by golly.

[SaucyRossy]

Fri 09-13  Evil Entities/ Open Lines
• Helene Olsen
Sat 09-14  Metaphysics & the Matrix
• Sophia Stewart
Sun 09-15  Cryptozoological Mysteries
• Karl Shuker
Mon 09-16  Power Grids & Native Legends
• Steve Quayle
Tue 09-17  Who Killed JFK?
• Jerome Corsi
Wed 09-18  Past Life Therapy
• George Schwimmer



WOW what an awful guest list for next week.

One day closer to Art!!

[Sardondi]

I suggest, tomarrow, Friday night at precisely 10pm Pacific....

We all together, all of one mind, all at the same time say:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS

To leave behind those bastards at PremRat....
To leave behind the confused incomprehension of a pretending dufus and his pizza rolls....
To leave it all behind....

And begin a journey into that one half of one half of one per cent of real human experience...
On Monday night 7pm Pacific Xm
Meet you in Nye!
Wanna take a ride?

What do you think?

Ah, one of those "hive mind" experiments? I'm afraid, like George was afraid of the Ouija Board experiment. The universe might teeter on its axis.

Oh, wait, the universe as such doesn't orbit anything, so it doesn't really have an axis to teeter. Still, we'd be playing with massive power: the collective mind of Art's fans.

A wonderful mass consciousness experiment. 

I see I am late to the dance.

Minor Ed Dames sure could use some of that....

Oh, hell, hit it with some Pizza Punchâ,,¢: it could hardly hurt.

[bateman]

Fri 09-13  Evil Entities/ Open Lines
• Helene Olsen
Sat 09-14  Metaphysics & the Matrix
• Sophia Stewart
Sun 09-15  Cryptozoological Mysteries
• Karl Shuker
Mon 09-16  Power Grids & Native Legends
• Steve Quayle
Tue 09-17  Who Killed JFK?
• Jerome Corsi
Wed 09-18  Past Life Therapy
• George Schwimmer



WOW what an awful guest list for next week.

One day closer to Art!!

"I have a raccoon that keepsh getting into my garbage. Could it be an eeeeevil raccoon?"

[Sardondi]

"I have a raccoon that keepsh getting into my garbage. Could it be an eeeeevil raccoon?"...

"Could it be an angel?"

[Chine]

"I have a raccoon that keepsh getting into my garbage. Could it be an eeeeevil raccoon?"

Ahahaha. OMG. Swear I'll draw that, Bateman. .

[bateman]

Ahahaha. OMG. Swear I'll draw that, Bateman. .

Maybe some devil horns on the raccoon & Jorch shrieking "I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!" 

[Renaldo]

[bateman]

He totally looks like he's coming out of a portal.

[zeebo]

Any thoughts I had of leaving this thread have just been counteracted. 

[Chine]

!

[Renaldo]

He totally looks like he's coming out of a portal.

OMG, that's totes what I was going for.

[eddie dean]

"I have a raccoon that keepsh getting into my garbage. Could it be an eeeeevil raccoon?"

A  caption is just begging to be added to this Jorch pic.....

"Hey Tommy can you find those Big index cards, like the teve studios use, to write your my questions on?
Ya know, the ones that are yea big."

[Divine]

Chine   

Absolutely incredible you nailed it.  lol

[Renaldo]

"I have a raccoon that keepsh getting into my garbage. Could it be an eeeeevil raccoon?"

This pic just drives me crazy. It looks like he's wearing some old greasy tshirt, and in my mind he's holding a big sandwich.

[Sardondi]

A  caption is just begging to be added to this Jorch pic.....

"Have you ever bred horses? It's a lot more work by hand than you'd think. They let me help one time at this ranch, and I swear this one old stallion was like..."