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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 05:47:29 PM
What, you didn't want to hear about his family's health concerns?

(Though I will say, denying he wears a rug was pretty effing funny)

You should call in again, a good old send off for georgey.

bateman

Quote from: nooryisawesome on September 12, 2013, 05:53:43 PM
You should call in again, a good old send off for georgey.

I was actually going to last night, claiming that 9/11 was plotted by sneaky Mexicans. Didn't take calls in the first hour though, and I can't be bothered to listen any more than that.



THEY FOOLED US, GEORGE, THEY FOOLED US REAL GOOD

bmcintyre

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 12, 2013, 03:31:03 PM
Art's probably worried about lawsuit entanglements. Premiere's a corporation, they're probably litigious, so even if he might win, it would still create an entanglement. But, you know, if Noory keeps pushing.

Last night seemed to me like another poke at Art. Art said he wouldn't entertain truthers, and Noory went and entertained one on 9/11. That's how I took it, and did not listen as a consequence.
Such odd antagonistic comments.  How do you know what George and Art are thinking? Silly person, this is just a radio show!!!

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: bmcintyre on September 12, 2013, 05:59:16 PM
Such odd antagonistic comments.  How do you know what George and Art are thinking? Silly person, this is just a radio show!!!

God you're intent on conjuring me back up to fight in here today. You're bored right now, aren't ya?

HaveAccess

I suggest, tomarrow, Friday night at precisely 10pm Pacific....

We all together, all of one mind, all at the same time say:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS

To leave behind those bastards at PremRat....
To leave behind the confused incomprehension of a pretending dufus and his pizza rolls....
To leave it all behind....

And begin a journey into that one half of one half of one per cent of real human experience...
On Monday night 7pm Pacific Xm
Meet you in Nye!
Wanna take a ride?

What do you think?



Roy Hinkley

Quote from: HaveAccess on September 12, 2013, 06:14:03 PM
I suggest, tomarrow, Friday night at precisely 10pm Pacific....

We all together, all of one mind, all at the same time say:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS

To leave behind those bastards at PremRat....
To leave behind the confused incomprehension of a pretending dufus and his pizza rolls....
To leave it all behind....

And begin a journey into that one half of one half of one per cent of real human experience...
On Monday night 7pm Pacific Xm
Meet you in Nye!
Wanna take a ride?

What do you think?

Good idea.  Maybe we should do it at 11:11 though, and maybe Dave's head would explode like in the movie Scanners.


bateman

Quote from: HaveAccess on September 12, 2013, 06:14:03 PM
I suggest, tomarrow, Friday night at precisely 10pm Pacific....

We all together, all of one mind, all at the same time say:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS

To leave behind those bastards at PremRat....
To leave behind the confused incomprehension of a pretending dufus and his pizza rolls....
To leave it all behind....

And begin a journey into that one half of one half of one per cent of real human experience...
On Monday night 7pm Pacific Xm
Meet you in Nye!
Wanna take a ride?

What do you think?

A wonderful mass consciousness experiment.  :D

ItsOver

 ;D
Quote from: zeebo on September 12, 2013, 05:13:25 PM
This thread does not seem as fun to me anymore.  First Gnoory shows up, and wow that guy really knows how to kill a good time.  Then various instigators and malcontents troll up endless rounds of explanations, clarifications, accusations, and recriminations.  What the heck, I just showed up for the goofy photoshop pics.   ::)

Ah, heck, don't let somebody who likes to wear dead animals on his head or Sea World escapees doing tricks for attention ruin you're fun.  They're just part of the sideshow.  ;D


phrodo

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 05:47:29 PM
What, you didn't want to hear about his family's health concerns?

(Though I will say, denying he wears a rug was pretty effing funny)

Could be hair plugs ... or that spray-on stuff .. or shoe polish ... or carefully drawn in Sharpie by Tommie...

bateman

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George, I see failure & irrelevance in your future.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 12, 2013, 04:05:50 PM


I don't, especially now. I've posted plenty that's been critical of him. But, he deserved a fair shot ...



George showed his true colors long ago.  Nothing he's done lately is particularly surprising.

From time to time people have come here and tried to defend George - sooner or later they are asked what it is exactly that they like about him.   To date, no one has offered up a good answer.  Not a single thing that was not easily disprovable.  95% of the time there is either no response or it's some version of 'he's a nice guy'.

George should see if Ronco is interested in being a sponsor. We all know george uses it.


ItsOver

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 12, 2013, 06:45:26 PM


George showed his true colors long ago.  Nothing he's done lately is particularly surprising.

From time to time people have come here and tried to defend George - sooner or later they are asked what it is exactly that they like about him.   To date, no one has offered up a good answer.  Not a single thing that was not easily disprovable.  95% of the time there is either no response or it's some version of 'he's a nice guy'.

I like how he's consistently sucked so much he helped to bring Art back to broadcasting.

Renaldo

Quote from: HaveAccess on September 12, 2013, 05:06:53 AM
PremRat takes over and runs its origanator out, with a noncompetition clause.


And the funny thing is, they thought a 10 year no compete clause would make us forget about C2C... bwahahahahha

aldousburbank

I like how George takes two nights off. Good stuff.

shell88

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 12, 2013, 04:13:21 PM
This deserves a repost from the Art Bell thread.

This is from TIME MAGAZINE!!! (i am going to buy this issue if the story is in it)

I love this quote

"Bell says the decision to come out of retirement was entirely his, a response to the direction that Noory has taken the show--closer to talk radio's overcaffeinated political chat (Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist best known for claiming that the government perpetrated the Boston bombings, is a regular guest) than the open-minded exploration of the supernatural that defined Bell's tenure. Noory, he says, has "ruined" the franchise. Noory declined to speak to Time; a spokesperson for his syndicator, Premiere Networks, said the company is "fortunate" to have him.

"Not a chance in hell," Bell says, when asked if he would ever return to his old show. "It's not personal. It's just an institutional hatred. I really hate them."

Thank you so much for sharing the article. I am so happy for Art. Time Magazine Why of course. Why not?  Way to go Art.  I love your candor.

ItsOver

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 12, 2013, 07:10:32 PM
I like how George takes two nights off. Good stuff.

That, too, AB.  I also like how he eats pizza rolls.  Hey, there are things to like about Dave.  Who knew.

Renaldo

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 11:27:33 AM
George, I just want to say THANK YOU for sucking so badly that you brought Art Bell out of retirement. Words cannot sufficiently convey my gratitude. Your decade of suck has finally paid off for us.

Everyone gets a single fast blast every 30 minutes during C2C. Bateman's message there would be a fantastic message to send every 30 minutes tonight.

ItsOver

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 12, 2013, 04:13:21 PM
This deserves a repost from the Art Bell thread.

This is from TIME MAGAZINE!!! (i am going to buy this issue if the story is in it)

I love this quote

"Bell says the decision to come out of retirement was entirely his, a response to the direction that Noory has taken the show--closer to talk radio's overcaffeinated political chat (Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist best known for claiming that the government perpetrated the Boston bombings, is a regular guest) than the open-minded exploration of the supernatural that defined Bell's tenure. Noory, he says, has "ruined" the franchise. Noory declined to speak to Time; a spokesperson for his syndicator, Premiere Networks, said the company is "fortunate" to have him.

"Not a chance in hell," Bell says, when asked if he would ever return to his old show. "It's not personal. It's just an institutional hatred. I really hate them."

So I guess Art and Time magazine join Dave and PremRats growing list of "Haters."  Damn, they ARE everywhere.  I wonder if there are "Shadow Haters?"

I particularly love this part:

"Noory declined to speak to Time; a spokesperson for his syndicator, Premiere Networks, said the company is "fortunate" to have him."  Hahaha... yes, you're fortunate to have such in incompetent "yes man," you bunch of corporate boobs.

shell88

Quote from: George Drooly on September 12, 2013, 05:29:43 PM
Preposterous. It's more respectful to the dead (and the living) to find out the truth, to expect honesty from our governments. Of course it's also foolish to expect that, as it will never happen. Honoring the dead is a false notion; we should honor and protect and respect the living.

Thank you for that. I was wondering what was bothering me.

herbalizer

@coasttocoastam: George Knapp's Las Vegas CityliIfe column: The Return of Art Bell http://t.co/3grF5wGlrT

Coast Twitter just posted that, wonder why?

Renaldo

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on September 12, 2013, 06:16:40 PM
Good idea.  Maybe we should do it at 11:11 though, and maybe Dave's head would explode like in the movie Scanners.

God damn, Roy. That's the stuff right there.

11:11 PST tomorrow night, intention experiment. George Noory sucks.

Chine

Quote from: herbalizer on September 12, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
@coasttocoastam: George Knapp's Las Vegas CityliIfe column: The Return of Art Bell http://t.co/3grF5wGlrT

Coast Twitter just posted that, wonder why?

Interesting.


zeebo

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 06:42:59 PM
George, I see failure & irrelevance in your future.

Yep this checks out with my own psychic research ...

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Chine

Knapp may have access to the Twitter acct and posted.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: nooryisawesome on September 12, 2013, 06:49:01 PM
George should see if Ronco is interested in being a sponsor. We all know george uses it.



Minor Ed Dames sure could use some of that.

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Chine

Quote from: bateman on September 12, 2013, 06:42:59 PM
George, I see failure & irrelevance in your future.

Would be interesting to check his chart. I bet Capricorn and Pluto are involved...somehow. Structures crumbling and a tumblin.


Divine

Quote from: herbalizer on September 12, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
@coasttocoastam: George Knapp's Las Vegas CityliIfe column: The Return of Art Bell http://t.co/3grF5wGlrT

Coast Twitter just posted that, wonder why?

I do not think that I have seen this at all on Artbell.com, I think they are getting there sites confused.

"Bell has made pointed comments on artbell.com about Premiere Radio, the company that distributes Coast to Coast (along with other talk-show behemoths, including Rush Limbaugh)."

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