George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[herbalizer]

Lucid dreaming tonight, might be alright.

[Renaldo]

If it was me all curled up with the keyboard f(laming) I'd do what works for me; If I can't be happy I try to be smart. If I can't be smart I try to be funny. If I can't be funny I try to be quiet. If I can't be quiet I try to get stoned. If I can't get stoned I try go to sleep. When I wake up, if I'm not happy, I try to start all over. But that's just me.

Yeah. This ^^^^

[zeebo]

I cant't believe it. I'm tuning into and looking forward to Coast tonight for some fucked-up reason.

It's weird, I often have this same feeling.  It sucks, and yet I kind of enjoy it.  I think it's because somehow Noorie makes it bad in an interesting way.  It's like a particularly bad B movie, that fails but does so in such curious ways that it actually becomes oddly entertaining.  Also sometimes a guest will get through some interesting thoughts, in spite of the Noorie's mental interference patterns.

[eddie dean]

So as I said earlier, I have given up on trying to get George to explain why he had Oates on.



So after receiving this news, I thought long and hard about a lot of things and one of those is that I don't want to hold any grudges or be too negative, especially so close to Arts new show.

So I sent George one last email and he responded tonight.

More proof that GN really just doesn't get it. He picked last night to visit this thread to try and smooth things over. The absolute worst day because everybody was still so pissed about the Oates interview..
Mind Baffling!

I hope you have a fast recovery Rossy!
thanks for sharing  your great emails with Jorch

[lonevoice]

I guess he couldn't find anyone to produce a fake backdated email for him.

Maybe he should try asking one of his recent guests who may just be able to help him with that.  It might come out all backwards, tub taht dlouc eb na tnemevorpmi.

[herbalizer]

It's weird, I often have this same feeling.  It sucks, and yet I kind of enjoy it.  I think it's because somehow Noorie makes it bad in an interesting way.  It's like a particularly bad B movie, that fails but does so in such curious ways that it actually becomes oddly entertaining.  Also sometimes a guest will get through some interesting thoughts, in spite of the Noorie's mental interference patterns.

Yeah, I think that encapsulates it nicely. Plus I like listening to the radio at night and a man can only take so much BBC World Service News.

[coaster]

Just watched a video of Ed Dames and his new hairpiece. He should remote view the back of his head and see how ridiculous he looks.

[SaucyRossy]

Yeah, I think that encapsulates it nicely. Plus I like listening to the radio at night and a man can only take so much BBC World Service News.

Soon sir, very soon you will have Art.

[Renaldo]

That still cracks me up that I bought it!!! 
That it made perfect sense. 
C'mon that's funny!

It was funny, and then sad, and then funny again.

[herbalizer]

Like your avatar Eddie; I'm a Dark Tower junkie too.

[NoMoreNoory]

Just to say that I've been listening to C2C recently on WCBM Baltimore. They usually carry Michael Savage up to 1am ET and then switch to Coast. Tonight, it's still Savage.

[Renaldo]

He probably dresses them up like the female Coast guests. I bet "Katherine Albrecht" gets a lot of use.

I think he uses the Linda Mountain Ho doll and just switches the faces between Linda, Katherine and Richard C Hoagland.

[herbalizer]

Soon sir, very soon you will have Art.

True. I try to envision hearing the first few minutes of the new show and I kinda get chills. It will just be so nice to have that voice in my life again.

Oh My God. I'm gay for Art.

[Renaldo]

To share a but of information, I got some bad health news today and I may temporarily lose my eyesight in one or both eyes  (don't worry I've already set up all my electronics to allow me to easily listen to Arts new show, and be able to have the posts here read to me and be able to dictate my own posts, as well as allow me to work on some of my scripts while this temporary situation takes place)

Good luck with that, Mr. Saucy. Hope all goes well either way.

[herbalizer]

Just watched a video of Ed Dames and his new hairpiece. He should remote view the back of his head and see how ridiculous he looks.

You know I listened to Art a lot in the 90's but didn't get to hear Dames much for some reason. I'm familiar with remote viewing and Stargate and how he's supposedly afraid of a kill shot or some shit but other than that I don't know much about him.

[Renaldo]

Hey gang, check out this weeeeeird UFO-shaped mushroom! Haw haw haw!

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/photo/category/photo-of-the-day#64434/UFO-Mushroom

Jesus fucking christ. I can see why Dave thinks most of his listeners are dolts. 

[Spinner]

Oh yeah, I'm hurriedly working on one before the launch of the show Monday. My goal is to have it up Friday or Saturday.

Cool. Looking forward to it.

[bateman]

You know I listened to Art a lot in the 90's but didn't get to hear Dames much for some reason. I'm familiar with remote viewing and Stargate and how he's supposedly afraid of a kill shot or some shit but other than that I don't know much about him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlatan

[SaucyRossy]

Uhmmm I just read on titter a george will be on the view???

Is this true George?
Anyone heard about this.

Talk about a classic. Lol

[Renaldo]

Uhmmm I just read on titter a george will be on the view???

Is this true George?
Anyone heard about this.

Talk about a classic. Lol

What?!?! Great. Now Noory's going to talk about how he was interviewed by Bawbwa Wawa.

[herbalizer]

George just lost his ice-age monger guest and said "maybe ice has crumbled away his phone lines" lol

[bateman]

Jesus fucking christ. I can see why Dave thinks most of his listeners are dolts. 

Because they totally are. Cat ladies or meth-addled hermits.

For contrast, check out the social media pages for The John Batchelor Show & peruse some of the comments. Intelligent hosts attract intelligent listeners.

[nooryisawesome]

You know I listened to Art a lot in the 90's but didn't get to hear Dames much for some reason. I'm familiar with remote viewing and Stargate and how he's supposedly afraid of a kill shot or some shit but other than that I don't know much about him.

No, that's pretty much it to dames.

That and everyone who lives where dames just moved from, to be with some mail order bride is going to die soon.

[aldousburbank]

Just watched a video of Ed Dames and his new hairpiece. He should remote view the back of his head and see how ridiculous he looks.

See? This place rocks!

[lonevoice]

Jesus fucking christ. I can see why Dave thinks most of his listeners are dolts.

Have you ever tried reading the ongoing comments on the C2C facebook page during the show?   It's full of the "N" word, the "F" bomb, and a lot of people who can barely spell two consecutive words correctly.  Dave's online fan base is like the Honey Boo Boo of late night talk radio.  It's not exactly the same demographic Art built up with C2C, and it would be a good thing for Dave to keep them when "Dark Matters" starts. 

[michio]

I turn on the Internet radio and what do I hear but more science denial and facts obfuscation activities by Nooron and friend Felix.  As usual, he's twisting science into unrecognizable shapes to fit his liking and an everything-is-normal agenda. I can't wait until this talking ahole is forced to eat his crow and humble pie. Mark my words, it will happen. Wells, too, because he's a sad clone of sNoory.

[Renaldo]

Because they totally are. Cat ladies or meth-addled hermits.

Hey, those are my friends and neighbors you're talking about!

 

[Scully]

I was just going by your post:

"Call me racist if you can figure out a way to back yourself up, Foodlion, but I'm a WHITE woman who won't sit still while someone says we ALL hate our BLACK President."

"While someone says" refers to Foodlion, followed by what you are saying Foodlion said (in your words) "we ALL hate our BLACK President."

So, no I don't see quotation marks to answer your question, just you saying that Foodlion says we ALL hate our BLACK president.

Amen to that. Men of all colors can come together and hate two people in this country more than anything. One is the Commander in Chief, the other is of course George Noory.

Yup, but that wont happen here sir. First of all, I'm a BLACK man and I'm NOT a conservative or a liberal, so that pretty much means if anyone gets ugly with me I'll just call them a racist.

Second of all, we all hate 1 man strong enough that we all can focus our negative energy in one direction. Sometimes we fail, but that's only temporary.

<sigh>  There were 2 posts, and I'm sure Food Lion and I both appreciate your mediating our discussion, Roy, but here are both of them.  I think the way I paraphrased is more than fair.  I hope this will set your mind at rest for whatever reason this has so disturbed you.  There was some wordplay involved that may have confused you, but Foodlion and I are o.k., I believe.

[Renaldo]

Have you ever tried reading the ongoing comments on the C2C facebook page during the show?   It's full of the "N" word, the "F" bomb, and a lot of people who can barely spell two consecutive words correctly.  Dave's online fan base is like the Honey Boo Boo of late night talk radio.  It's not exactly the same demographic Art built up with C2C, and it would be a good thing for Dave to keep them when "Dark Matters" starts.

I can't stand reading the fb comments, so I don't. You can tell from the callers though, definitely.

[Nucky Nolan]

Just to say that I've been listening to C2C recently on WCBM Baltimore. They usually carry Michael Savage up to 1am ET and then switch to Coast. Tonight, it's still Savage.

That might be due to the presidential address.

Good grief; Noory is now telling "dead grandma stories".