George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Divine]

Because they totally are. Cat ladies or meth-addled hermits.

For contrast, check out the social media pages for The John Batchelor Show & peruse some of the comments. Intelligent hosts attract intelligent listeners.

[aldousburbank]

I turn on the Internet radio and what do I hear but more science denial and facts obfuscation activities

Uh, these are hobbies of mine. I'll have you know I'm damn good at it!

[Renaldo]

I was just doing dishes, so I may have misunderstood it...

Did the old guy really say that the underwater civilizations off the coast of Japan prove that we're in an ice age?

What?

[aldousburbank]

I was just doing dishes, so I may have misunderstood it...

Did the old guy really say that the underwater civilizations off the coast of Japan prove that we're in an ice age?

What?

I think it proves they had gills.

[Nucky Nolan]

Uhmmm I just read on titter a george will be on the view???

Is this true George?
Anyone heard about this.

Talk about a classic. Lol

He's already preparing for an interview with Barbara.

(Not) George Noory: "Tommy, if I was a tree, what kind of tree would I be?"

[Renaldo]

Did Gerald Celente just call in and ask if ice was going to cover the entire US and that he trusts christ?

[eddie dean]

Like your avatar Eddie; I'm a Dark Tower junkie too.

Thanks!
epic series!
I'm going to start the 3rd reading of Wind through Keyhole soon.

[Renaldo]

I think it proves they had gills.

Good point. How does that tie in with the apocalypse?

[Nucky Nolan]

So as I said earlier, I have given up on trying to get George to explain why he had Oates on.

To share a but of information, I got some bad health news today and I may temporarily lose my eyesight in one or both eyes  (don't worry I've already set up all my electronics to allow me to easily listen to Arts new show, and be able to have the posts here read to me and be able to dictate my own posts, as well as allow me to work on some of my scripts while this temporary situation takes place)

So after receiving this news, I thought long and hard about a lot of things and one of those is that I don't want to hold any grudges or be too negative, especially so close to Arts new show.

So I sent George one last email and he responded tonight.

I never plan on listening to George ever again or caring about coast, but I wanted to wrap up what I had posted earlier about all of this.

Best of luck to you. You're a class act, and your post and email contain good advice for George Noory and the rest of us. Keep us apprised of your situation when you can. Take care of yourself.

[Renaldo]

So on the mushroom UFO pic on fb, I commented something to the effect of, "I think that's Dave's misshapen penis" and it was deleted.

There are no coincidences.

[aldousburbank]

AB, not as though you don't "hear" this enough on the forum, but adding my two cents anyway.  You are one twisted dude and you make me laugh like a loon.

(Funny boy posting while eating and should be sleeping but decides to toot his own horn)
Appreciate you noticing that I'm damaged good but the funniest thing I ever posted here now sleeps with the old thread angels so... Do me a fave and somebody laugh when I see myself say George couldn't make pussy sound interesting enough to get up off the sofa for. Thank you and goodnight.

[Nucky Nolan]

I don't think most people will think less of george for not arguing with a bunch of people who hate him on the Internet.

You forgot to mention mud huts. Was that part removed from the script?

[Nucky Nolan]

I sometimes think George hired you [Captain Fish] for public relations or damage control.  If so, your not doing too badly.

I do too. I would replace "sometimes" with "always", though.

[phrodo]

Hey gang, check out this weeeeeird UFO-shaped mushroom! Haw haw haw!

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/photo/category/photo-of-the-day#64434/UFO-Mushroom

Unbeeleefable...  ... I had a flying saucer shaped fried egg this morning for breakfast ... guess I shoulda sent it to Dave instead of eating it... 

[coaster]

I'm not sure who this guy is talking about, but the movie Avatar was ripped off from a few sources, a dream not being one of them.

[Nucky Nolan]

Which reminds me of the quote from "GNoory" claiming that "he" had attempted to reach Art via email by sending a message to his "mindspring address". (Which little bit of false info was for our consumption, people.) Heh. About like trying an address at The Well or Compuserv. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't mindspring addresses disappear around 2000? Or about 3 years before George Noory even dreamed of hosting C2C? And neither George nor anyone at PremRad ever had a whole series of alternate email addresses for Art? Riiiiight.

To be fair, I think that he left a message on Art's Myspace page. Maybe it was his GeoCities site.

[SnapT]

Is George seriously going to be on THE VIEW next week?  Source?

[Renaldo]

I'm not sure who this guy is talking about, but the movie Avatar was ripped off from a few sources, a dream not being one of them.

No, James Cameron is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. And he always includes a picture from his dream on the movie poster.

/sarcasm

This show is killing me tonight. Take what could be an interesting topic, and it becomes, "I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant pizza roll. when I woke up, my pillow was gone."

[aldousburbank]

Lucid dreaming is cool. Lucid awake would be better.

[Renaldo]

I've got a mostly used Starbucks gift card that I will send to anyone who gets on tonight as a caller, and says something to the effect of, "I had a dream last night, but I forget what it was. Can you help me with that?"

[Nucky Nolan]

Whole lot of circlejerking going on in here.

Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis record that? I won't post the lyrics.

ETA: A joke about Master Bateman would be cheap and easy. That's why I'm posting it.

[Nucky Nolan]

I've got a mostly used Starbucks gift card that I will send to anyone who gets on tonight as a caller, and says something to the effect of, "I had a dream last night, but I forget what it was. Can you help me with that?"

Bring up the "infamous" (his word) "I Have A Dream" speech. That was a broadcasting day that will live in infamy.

[aldousburbank]

Bring up the "infamous" (his word) "I Have A Dream" speech. That was a broadcasting day that will live in infamy.

I have a lucid dream that one day, we will have a radio host to listen to for the content of his character, and not for the color of his hairpiece. I have a lucid dream this day, that our children may live in a world where all of God's little ones can come together and ride ponies that George and Tommy clean up after at the carnival.

[SaucyRossy]

Is George seriously going to be on THE VIEW next week?  Source?

I saw it on twitter from @losanglistener

[aldousburbank]

Trying to make a show out of this scratch is like trying to make a hen out of a rooster. A dead one.

[popple]

The guests for next week haven't been revealed on their website... where are people getting this info?

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-view/schedule

[aldousburbank]

The dude just said "we're all kind of god playing with ourselves. "
Genius.

[Maxwell]

The guests for next week haven't been revealed on their website... where are people getting this info?

https://twitter.com/LosAngListener/status/377658828348604416

[zeebo]

The dude just said "we're all kind of god playing with ourselves. "
Genius.

You beat me to the post, was just wondering if I heard that right.  Maybe I'm more spiritual than I ever gave myself credit for. 

[popple]

https://twitter.com/LosAngListener/status/377658828348604416

I can't recall ever seeing Dave doing promotional work on TV shows for C2C. They are really trying hard. ART'S RETURN HAS THEM SHOOK!